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By *ilthyNights OP   Couple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

There is a medically technique for measuring a penis. This is designed to diagnose a micro penis, but could be a useful for us too!

SPL is the maximum length of the penis while stretched, measured from the base of the penis, under the pubic symphysis to the tip of the glans and is thought to approximate erect penile length within 10%. The average adult male SPL is about 13.24 cm (5.21 in).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or a sky remote...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be back in a few mins…

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"I’ll be back in a few mins…"

Waiting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder, like me, are we all looking for a ruler to see what 13.24 cm is! Lol.

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"I wonder, like me, are we all looking for a ruler to see what 13.24 cm is! Lol. "

Sounds so much better than 5.21 inches too

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By *oulernerMan
over a year ago

Dublin City


"SPL is the maximum length of the penis while stretched, measured from the base of the penis, under the pubic symphysis to the tip of the glans [...]"

Instructions unclear, dick got stuck in the toaster. Again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told a man's hand open fully facing upwards tip of his thumb to tip of his middle finger is exactly the length of his fully erected penis, I tested this and is exactly the same size!!

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By *hilaboutMan
over a year ago

kilkenny

Was always told I've big hands

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

If it bends to the left do you measure differently

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

Wicklow


"If it bends to the left do you measure differently "

Yes, im sure there is a formula for measuring the length of a curve. Ask a pilot.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"If it bends to the left do you measure differently

Yes, im sure there is a formula for measuring the length of a curve. Ask a pilot. "

Now I'm thinking of the blow up pilot in the film Airplane

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By *he MickMan
over a year ago

southside


"There is a medically technique for measuring a penis. This is designed to diagnose a micro penis, but could be a useful for us too!

SPL is the maximum length of the penis while stretched, measured from the base of the penis, under the pubic symphysis to the tip of the glans and is thought to approximate erect penile length within 10%. The average adult male SPL is about 13.24 cm (5.21 in).

I thought size doesn't matter

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

Wicklow

As im familiar with the length and girth of my penis, ( whereas ive no idea whaf 20cm looks like) i use it as a measuring tool when cutting wood. No, i dont stretch it out along the piece of wood, i just know, to my eye, what lengths to cut.

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"If it bends to the left do you measure differently

Yes, im sure there is a formula for measuring the length of a curve. Ask a pilot. "

Finding a seamstresses measuring tape might be easier - it'll adapt to every curve

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By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman
over a year ago

Cork


"I was told a man's hand open fully facing upwards tip of his thumb to tip of his middle finger is exactly the length of his fully erected penis, I tested this and is exactly the same size!! "

Crikey my penis is massive

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"As im familiar with the length and girth of my penis, ( whereas ive no idea whaf 20cm looks like) i use it as a measuring tool when cutting wood. No, i dont stretch it out along the piece of wood, i just know, to my eye, what lengths to cut. "

Measure twice and cut only once...

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By *ilthyNights OP   Couple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork


"

I thought size doesn't matter

"

Tell that to a man with a micropenis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I thought size doesn't matter

Tell that to a man with a micropenis "

Surely his fingers, hands and tongue can come into good use. We all have to use them

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By *ilthyNights OP   Couple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork


"

I thought size doesn't matter

Tell that to a man with a micropenis

Surely his fingers, hands and tongue can come into good use. We all have to use them "

Oh yeah I'm not making judgements as to how successful a man with a micropenis can be satisfying a woman... but its not true to say that size doesn't matter in all instances.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

There's that tricky bit of locating correctly the pubic symphysis; that's where the extra inches come in.

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By *arajeanCouple
over a year ago

mayo

It's not the size but who it is attached to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So how do you know if a woman can deep throat then surely a small penis fully in a womans mouth can't be classed as a deep throat or a large penis not going all the way in but choking a lady is that classed as a deep throat if she can't take it all

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"So how do you know if a woman can deep throat then surely a small penis fully in a womans mouth can't be classed as a deep throat or a large penis not going all the way in but choking a lady is that classed as a deep throat if she can't take it all"

Who cares what its called once your penis is in someone's mouth

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"So how do you know if a woman can deep throat then surely a small penis fully in a womans mouth can't be classed as a deep throat or a large penis not going all the way in but choking a lady is that classed as a deep throat if she can't take it all

Who cares what its called once your penis is in someone's mouth "

Doesn't matter who's either

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"So how do you know if a woman can deep throat then surely a small penis fully in a womans mouth can't be classed as a deep throat or a large penis not going all the way in but choking a lady is that classed as a deep throat if she can't take it all

Who cares what its called once your penis is in someone's mouth

Doesn't matter who's either "

I meant man or woman in fairness ....who's is another conversation completely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a piece of string , seamstresses measuring tape, have a measuring tape, definitely have a ruler and a metre stick somewhere and I can deepthroat a carrot so if anyone needs help measuring let me know

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Apparently I’ve been holding the ruler the wrong way around….

Apologies to those who may have received incorrect measurements….

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth


"Or a sky remote..."

Is that one of the old Sky+ remotes or a SkyQ one??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was told a man's hand open fully facing upwards tip of his thumb to tip of his middle finger is exactly the length of his fully erected penis, I tested this and is exactly the same size!! "

I have long fingers

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Deepthroat a carrot is the greatest unit of measurement Ive ever heard.....but I've also seen a very erotic video on here of a woman deep throating a banana...

Do they count as part of your five a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Deepthroat a carrot is the greatest unit of measurement Ive ever heard.....but I've also seen a very erotic video on here of a woman deep throating a banana...

Do they count as part of your five a day "

Was going to say cucumber but thought might be blowing my own trumpet

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Deepthroat a carrot is the greatest unit of measurement Ive ever heard.....but I've also seen a very erotic video on here of a woman deep throating a banana...

Do they count as part of your five a day

Was going to say cucumber but thought might be blowing my own trumpet "

If you can do that DD you should be be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was using a scale ruler

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"I have a piece of string , seamstresses measuring tape, have a measuring tape, definitely have a ruler and a metre stick somewhere and I can deepthroat a carrot so if anyone needs help measuring let me know "

What size carrot?

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By *umpkinnMan
over a year ago

Dublin

The society of fab standards and measurements!

Book an appointment under your profile name.

You arrive and are directed to a gloryhole.

The certified penis technician will proceed to fluff and measure your vitals; length, girth, Vickers hardness rating, grooming style.

In 3 to 5 business days your profile will get an official badge confirming your results.

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By *UCKER56Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"I was told a man's hand open fully facing upwards tip of his thumb to tip of his middle finger is exactly the length of his fully erected penis, I tested this and is exactly the same size!! "
.... In that case my 7" hand span has short changed me by 1" in the erect penis department ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK followed the instructions to a t and I still have like 4 screws and 2 pieces of timber left over

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"OK followed the instructions to a t and I still have like 4 screws and 2 pieces of timber left over "

You just never know when a bit of hardwood will come in handy - as for the screws, why don't you chuck them into the tool box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it bends to the left do you measure differently

Yes, im sure there is a formula for measuring the length of a curve. Ask a pilot.

Finding a seamstresses measuring tape might be easier - it'll adapt to every curve "

Be handier to use the Mistress’s measuring tape lol

She might take the curve out of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The average is getting smaller! I remember the average used to be 6 inches!

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By *ilthyNights OP   Couple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork


"The average is getting smaller! I remember the average used to be 6 inches! "

I'm pretty sure the average in this part of the world has never been near 6"

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By *amsonite69Man
over a year ago

Belfast

idk what those technical terms are and havent measured mine, just know it hits my belly button.. will do more technical research and report back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a piece of string , seamstresses measuring tape, have a measuring tape, definitely have a ruler and a metre stick somewhere and I can deepthroat a carrot so if anyone needs help measuring let me know

What size carrot? "

I buy the multipack of carrots and wearing a blindfold I pick one just to have something different each time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a piece of string , seamstresses measuring tape, have a measuring tape, definitely have a ruler and a metre stick somewhere and I can deepthroat a carrot so if anyone needs help measuring let me know

What size carrot?

I buy the multipack of carrots and wearing a blindfold I pick one just to have something different each time "

Do you prefer girth or length

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Deepthroat a carrot is the greatest unit of measurement Ive ever heard.....but I've also seen a very erotic video on here of a woman deep throating a banana...

Do they count as part of your five a day

And can you deep throat a parsnip

Was going to say cucumber but thought might be blowing my own trumpet "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a piece of string , seamstresses measuring tape, have a measuring tape, definitely have a ruler and a metre stick somewhere and I can deepthroat a carrot so if anyone needs help measuring let me know

What size carrot?

I buy the multipack of carrots and wearing a blindfold I pick one just to have something different each time

Do you prefer girth or length "

Depends on the mood sometimes I'm just greedy and gobble it up

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"I have a piece of string , seamstresses measuring tape, have a measuring tape, definitely have a ruler and a metre stick somewhere and I can deepthroat a carrot so if anyone needs help measuring let me know

What size carrot?

I buy the multipack of carrots and wearing a blindfold I pick one just to have something different each time

Do you prefer girth or length

Depends on the mood sometimes I'm just greedy and gobble it up "

Whats up Doc...

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

Sorry but what is pubic symphysis?

I'd hate to get the 4in when it might be 5in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twas me who stated this nugget of info on the forums, and yes it's absolutely true !

Except it's actually measured from tip of middle finger to bottom of palm where your wrist is ..try and see

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By *robin woodMan
over a year ago

portlaoise town


"I have a piece of string , seamstresses measuring tape, have a measuring tape, definitely have a ruler and a metre stick somewhere and I can deepthroat a carrot so if anyone needs help measuring let me know "

I'm on the way should not take long whatever instrument you use

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