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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tongue in cheek, so not wanting to cause a row or trouble... But with the election tomorrow... If our political parties had fab accounts... What would their profile say and interests be

bit of Wednesday morning fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DUP - “marriage first before anything happens”

Sinn Fein - “sex with balaclavas to the front of the que”

SDLP - “whatever Sinn Fein said”

Alliance - “whatever you want, we’re people pleasers”

UUP - “you do whatever you want, we’ll just watch in the background”

TUV - “not looking. Only here because we lost a bet”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"DUP - “marriage first before anything happens”

Sinn Fein - “sex with balaclavas to the front of the que”

SDLP - “whatever Sinn Fein said”

Alliance - “whatever you want, we’re people pleasers”

UUP - “you do whatever you want, we’ll just watch in the background”

TUV - “not looking. Only here because we lost a bet”

Green Party - “body hair and organic condoms”

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Politicians of any color will fuck you over whenever they can, therefore 'every hole is a goal' applies to them all.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

They are all fake profiles and keep verifying each other.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Had the greens down for being into outdoor meets.... And naturists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Regardless of what they say any of them you would want to fuck?

For me

Gillian Hamilton (Greens )

Michelle o Neill (SF)

Orlaithi Flynn

Kathleen McGurk

Emma Sheerin

Cathy Mason

Nicola Brogan

Diane Forsythe (DUP)

Charlotte Carson (SDLP)

Nichola Mallon

Siobhan McAlister

Cara Hunter ??

Hannah Kenny (PBP)

Sipho Sibanda

Amy Merron

Amanda Doherty

Sorcha Eastwood (Ali)

Patricia O’Lynn

Stephanie Quigley (Ind)

Rosemary McGlone (Aontu)

Pity they didn't canvass around me

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Regardless of what they say any of them you would want to fuck?

For me

Gillian Hamilton (Greens )

Michelle o Neill (SF)

Orlaithi Flynn

Kathleen McGurk

Emma Sheerin

Cathy Mason

Nicola Brogan

Diane Forsythe (DUP)

Charlotte Carson (SDLP)

Nichola Mallon

Siobhan McAlister

Cara Hunter ??

Hannah Kenny (PBP)

Sipho Sibanda

Amy Merron

Amanda Doherty

Sorcha Eastwood (Ali)

Patricia O’Lynn

Stephanie Quigley (Ind)

Rosemary McGlone (Aontu)

Pity they didn't canvass around me

I'm sure Diane Forsythe would have a different opinion following recent events.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Politicians of any color will fuck you over whenever they can, therefore 'every hole is a goal' applies to them all.

Lol i am loving your humour dog hunter.

LIFTED THREAD

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By *ava-voomCouple
over a year ago

Craigavon

A swingers meet with the DUP and Sein Fein, everyone goes to their own rooms and locks the bedroom doors. Both say they wanted to play with each other but refused as they couldn't agree what to call the bed...

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