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By * la carte OP   Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

Stolen from the Lounge:

If you're away for a few days, a Fab Out Of Office message would be a great idea.

What would your out of office message read?

Ours would be:

Due to an outbreak of food poisoning, we have been investigated by the local Fab authorities and closed until further notice.

While our rat infestation is being cleared by "Fuckthepest" and the plumbing fixed by "Fillyourhole", we are monitoring our inbox for emergencies only (to include a serious dose of blue balls for which we will obviously make ourselves available at the local AppleGreen service station).

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'll be back

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Off to Mordor to destroy a ring, BRB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking a few days off to remove the imprint off the photocopier off my arse.

Back Monday

Love Melanie x

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By * la carte OP   Couple
over a year ago

Dublin


"I'll be back "

I couldn't help reading that in Arnie's voice

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By * la carte OP   Couple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Off to Mordor to destroy a ring, BRB"

Precious

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By * la carte OP   Couple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Taking a few days off to remove the imprint off the photocopier off my arse.

Back Monday

Love Melanie x"

Your ass imprinted in that photocopier's memory forever, more like

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

City Centre, Dublin

To whom it may concern

My jizzum reserves are currently depleted and in the best interests of all and sundry, I shall be unavailable until my loins are luscious

In my absence, lie back and think of Ireland

With utmost sincerity

J

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Dummy spat out. I shall return anon when it is located.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Due to current high pressure in the area, and soaring temperatures, this section of the site will remain closed in the interest of public health and safety.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Gone phishing!

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By * la carte OP   Couple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Gone phishing!"

Ah here Jubal, I was expecting something more elaborate from you

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Gone phishing!

Ah here Jubal, I was expecting something more elaborate from you "

His wifi is gone

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Making Donuts ...back later

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By * la carte OP   Couple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Making Donuts ...back later "

When???

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down


"Gone phishing!

Ah here Jubal, I was expecting something more elaborate from you "

I was burnt out yesterday from having done a lot of work for a professional couple from Africa who have just moved to Ireland and were a little at sea.

I must admit it did cross my mind whether they would be up for a threesome, but the attractive wife was very reserved. I will try to keep in contact and see how our new relationship develops; IR would be fun!

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