FabSwingers.com forum: Anything???

By *ligolad321 OP Man
over a year ago

Donegal

We need some advice...

Not about anything in particular. Share some random advice with the rest of us..

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"We need some advice...

Not about anything in particular. Share some random advice with the rest of us.. "

Is that the royal "we"?

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

Don’t get sand into your Vaseline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't eat yellow snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never use mustard as lube

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

No matter how nice the handwash smells never walk out of the bogs sniffing your fingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fake it till you make it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she says she doesn't want anything from the takeaway she is lying and is gonna eat half of yours.

ALWAYS ORDER EXTRA!!

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By *r_mrs_studmuffinCouple
over a year ago

narnia

When she tells you she is “fine” she isn’t !! Either figure it out quickly or stay out of her way

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Be yourself is about the worst advice you can give some people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When she tells you she is “fine” she isn’t !! Either figure it out quickly or stay out of her way

this too

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By *208numeWoman
over a year ago

Navan

If something seems too good to be true, it usually is.

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By *innerboy86Man
over a year ago

on the border

Love many, trust few

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By *anFromMarsMan
over a year ago

North

If you eat very hot wings and I am taking atomic here, be very carful what you touch afterwards before washing your hands 1st

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the toilet seat down lads, thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veet is a no no

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Put the toilet seat down lads, thanks

Put it back up please ladies

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Trust your instincts

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Good advise is almost certain to be ignored, but thats no reason not to give it

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By *oxie2021Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Get a good pair of shoes, and a good bed! If you are not in one, you are in the other!

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

Buy Calvin Klein boxers when they are on offer/discount. They last 10yrs if treated properly, so save you money in the long run

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By *ural delightMan
over a year ago

Enniskillen

Wash you hand thoroughly after applying tiger bam.

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

If the dinner tastes a bit bland, put lemon juice in it before salt.

Rarely listen to what they say, look at what they do.

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By *abblingInDUBMan
over a year ago

Dublin

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By *abblingInDUBMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Opinions are like assholes. Everyone's got one and they all stink.

- my grandpa

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Thé book thinking fast and slow gives good advice on interpreting info around us

We don’t have time to research everything we hear and read

Some of what we hear is fact. Some of it is nonsense . Let’s not treat it all the same way .

Yes , your new kitchen will cost more than you think and won’t add as much value as you think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always wear gloves while cutting chillis. It's a mistake till only make once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear sun screen

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Always wear clean underpants as you never know when you'll be knocked down by a bus.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Always wear clean underpants as you never know when you'll be knocked down by a bus.

Are you my mother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always remember to quick save. Nothing worse than losing hours of progress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always wear clean underpants as you never know when you'll be knocked down by a bus.

Pretty sure you'd shit your pants if knocked down by a bus

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

Wear goggles when you cut onions to prevent tears. Thee are other ways but this is gold!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Always wear clean underpants as you never know when you'll be knocked down by a bus.

Pretty sure you'd shit your pants if knocked down by a bus "

You'd probably never know in fairness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can only afford it if you can buy it twice

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

"Wear goggles when you cut onions to prevent tears. Thee are other ways but this is gold! "

Just don't cut the root off and that stops quite a few tears

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By *illiwontiCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending !!!

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending !!!"

This is as good a saying as I've ever heard! Superb.

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By *agherafeltmanMan
over a year ago

magherafelt

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn

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By *ac147Man
over a year ago

Belfast East

If she asks "does this dress make my ass look fat?"

Fake having a heart attack

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By *ligolad321 OP Man
over a year ago

Donegal

"If she asks "does this dress make my ass look fat?"

Fake having a heart attack

If she says 'we need to talk' run for your life...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to make more women reply to men ?

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Best time to ask her

"How was your day?'

...is when she's in the other room doing something while you're on your phone/watching netflix/doing something else

Best to occasionally shout out...

"You don't say!' 'No way!" or "REALLY???'

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By *abeWMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny

Go incognito booking flights.

Sometimes they see you looking at flights and will hike the price up.

Bedroom advice: communication is key.

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Dont sweat the little things!

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

"Dont sweat the little things!"
A apple a day Keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Don't listen to a single thing that anyone ever tells you; their opinions about how the world functions, and what is right or wrong with everything in the world are no more valid than yours.

You're going to do your own thing anyway, so just get on with it and if you can, learn from your failures and successes, as you perceive them, whether misguidedly or otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put the toilet seat down lads, thanks

Put it back up please ladies

Close the lid when flushing, trust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Advice #1

Don't accelerate towards a red light, lift and coast.

It takes less life out of the brakes, reduces fuel consumption and if the lights go green before you come to a stop it takes a lot less fuel to get back up to speed.

Advice #2

Only do that between the hours of 3am and 7am to avoid constant displays of road rage from other drivers in major towns and cities

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