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"I'm currently in the middle of writing a best man speech and I'm looking for some inspiration or help. Throw some ideas at me please, have you a funny one liner or perhaps something longer? Thanks in advance" Short and sweet.....dont make it too long.....coming from the catering side, speeches can ruin the dinner if they are too long and go on for a few hours ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm currently in the middle of writing a best man speech and I'm looking for some inspiration or help. Throw some ideas at me please, have you a funny one liner or perhaps something longer? Thanks in advance Short and sweet.....dont make it too long.....coming from the catering side, speeches can ruin the dinner if they are too long and go on for a few hours ![]() ![]() Totally agree!! Get the starters out & then lash into the speeches!! Bit of soakage lol | |||
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"I'm currently in the middle of writing a best man speech and I'm looking for some inspiration or help. Throw some ideas at me please, have you a funny one liner or perhaps something longer? Thanks in advance" One of the funniest things I seen during a best man's speech was when he said how popular the bride was but now that she's married she's out of bounds! He then said if any lads had keys to her house they should hand them back now. One by one nearly every lad there brought up a key that had been discretely given to them before dinner and put it on the table in front of the bride...last one was heading back to his seat and the best man asks is that everyone. Up stands the groom's father and puts a key down...the whole place roared laughing!!! It was the highlight of the speeches but it all depends on the sense of humour of the guests. Best of luck with it!! | |||
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"I'm currently in the middle of writing a best man speech and I'm looking for some inspiration or help. Throw some ideas at me please, have you a funny one liner or perhaps something longer? Thanks in advance One of the funniest things I seen during a best man's speech was when he said how popular the bride was but now that she's married she's out of bounds! He then said if any lads had keys to her house they should hand them back now. One by one nearly every lad there brought up a key that had been discretely given to them before dinner and put it on the table in front of the bride...last one was heading back to his seat and the best man asks is that everyone. Up stands the groom's father and puts a key down...the whole place roared laughing!!! It was the highlight of the speeches but it all depends on the sense of humour of the guests. Best of luck with it!! " That’s excellent!!! Definitely going to use that next year!! Brilliant hahaha | |||
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"I'm currently in the middle of writing a best man speech and I'm looking for some inspiration or help. Throw some ideas at me please, have you a funny one liner or perhaps something longer? Thanks in advance One of the funniest things I seen during a best man's speech was when he said how popular the bride was but now that she's married she's out of bounds! He then said if any lads had keys to her house they should hand them back now. One by one nearly every lad there brought up a key that had been discretely given to them before dinner and put it on the table in front of the bride...last one was heading back to his seat and the best man asks is that everyone. Up stands the groom's father and puts a key down...the whole place roared laughing!!! It was the highlight of the speeches but it all depends on the sense of humour of the guests. Best of luck with it!! That’s excellent!!! Definitely going to use that next year!! Brilliant hahaha " I swear,it was so funny!! Even more so as the groom's father was very shy and quiet!!! ![]() | |||
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"Lads thanks for your advice but I'm really looking for a killer one liner or something funny to throw in with what I have already. " Being asked to be best man is like being asked to sleep with the queen. You’re really honoured but you really don’t want to!!! | |||
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"I'm currently in the middle of writing a best man speech and I'm looking for some inspiration or help. Throw some ideas at me please, have you a funny one liner or perhaps something longer? Thanks in advance One of the funniest things I seen during a best man's speech was when he said how popular the bride was but now that she's married she's out of bounds! He then said if any lads had keys to her house they should hand them back now. One by one nearly every lad there brought up a key that had been discretely given to them before dinner and put it on the table in front of the bride...last one was heading back to his seat and the best man asks is that everyone. Up stands the groom's father and puts a key down...the whole place roared laughing!!! It was the highlight of the speeches but it all depends on the sense of humour of the guests. Best of luck with it!! " OMG!!! Freaking epic!!! | |||
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"Lads thanks for your advice but I'm really looking for a killer one liner or something funny to throw in with what I have already. Being asked to be best man is like being asked to sleep with the queen. You’re really honoured but you really don’t want to!!! " I'd be best man in a heartbeat as opposed to sleeping with the Queen...that's why my age range here is capped at 60!! ![]() | |||
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"Lads thanks for your advice but I'm really looking for a killer one liner or something funny to throw in with what I have already. " "I had some really good lines but the groom snorted them all" | |||
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"Just be yourself. Don't try and be Mr Comedy if that isn't you. It will come across as weird and unfunny. Keep it short. Be kind to the bridesmaids. Mostly keep it short." ...this is your stage. You will rarely get an opportunity to repeat this experience. So make the most of it. Ramble on for as long as you can. 30 to 45 minutes is a suitable time. If you keep it monotone you might even put the kids and d*unks to sleep. Any other advice required? | |||
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"I'm currently in the middle of writing a best man speech and I'm looking for some inspiration or help. Throw some ideas at me please, have you a funny one liner or perhaps something longer? Thanks in advance One of the funniest things I seen during a best man's speech was when he said how popular the bride was but now that she's married she's out of bounds! He then said if any lads had keys to her house they should hand them back now. One by one nearly every lad there brought up a key that had been discretely given to them before dinner and put it on the table in front of the bride...last one was heading back to his seat and the best man asks is that everyone. Up stands the groom's father and puts a key down...the whole place roared laughing!!! It was the highlight of the speeches but it all depends on the sense of humour of the guests. Best of luck with it!! OMG!!! Freaking epic!!! " ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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