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By *ligolad321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Donegal

Cottage pie does not contain cottages...

You know the drill...

Let's see what you got, what says you??

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Blowjobs do not involve blowing!

(at least they shouldn't... )

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By *ligolad321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Donegal


"Blowjobs do not involve blowing!

(at least they shouldn't... )"

Haha brilliant...

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By *ligolad321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Donegal

Shiitake mushrooms do not contain shit... or do they considering most Shrooms are feed chicken shit....

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Wheres the tank in "Tank Tops"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please Drink sensibly! Not possible as drinking removes sensibility

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By *ligolad321 OP   Man
over a year ago

Donegal

A Glasgow kiss... doesn't involve kissing...

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City


"Blowjobs do not involve blowing!

(at least they shouldn't... )"

No but a bit of hot breath can feel amazing.

shepherd’s pie has no shepherds in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pegging does not involve pegs

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By *quinnMan
over a year ago

Limerick

I've yet to see a duck in toilet duck ...

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Hot wife doesn't mean she going through the menopause or on fire

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

There’s no shandy in a hand shandy….

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By *XlalaXXWoman
over a year ago

tipperary


"A Glasgow kiss... doesn't involve kissing..."
or being in Glasgow

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By *upermanslovechildMan
over a year ago

Glasnevin


"Pegging does not involve pegs "

Well you could always throw a peg over your nose during it

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By *upermanslovechildMan
over a year ago

Glasnevin

There's no rocks in a Rock Shandy

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By *XlalaXXWoman
over a year ago

tipperary

An Angry dragon is not angry but possibly a dragon

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By *ARRYGOODMan
over a year ago

Leixlip

69 is between 68 and 70 ...

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By *upermanslovechildMan
over a year ago

Glasnevin


"69 is between 68 and 70 ..."

Don't think you understood the assignment

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

A beef wellington will not keep your feet dry.

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
over a year ago

Cork

You don't have to wear a gimp suit to be a gimp

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By *ollo2015Man
over a year ago

Kinnitty

I bought a roll of duck tape, no duck!

I bought some gorilla glue, not a fuckin gorilla in sight!

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By *amsupCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Currys do not sell Currys

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

And not a "fairy " to be found in Fairy Liquid !!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

And not a carrot to be found in carrot cake....

Really didnt realise this was untrue till a few years ago ...genuinely thought it was just a name

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

[Removed by poster at 14/04/22 21:47:04]

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Teabagging does not involve hot water milk or sugar "

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

A cream pie does not have a pastry base

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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

Angel cake is not made with real Angeles

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

A fondness for watersports does not require a motorboat or jetski

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By *antasyFrolicksWoman
over a year ago

Behind The Bales

Very disappointed this evening to open a packet of Hob Nobs and no Knobs in site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot dogs don't contain dogs well I'm hoping they don't

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

A 99 is never a prequel to a 69!

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By *ai18Man
over a year ago

Templemore

There's no mouse in mousesaka

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By *ai18Man
over a year ago

Templemore

Knicker bocker glory dont have knickers

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By *somfuntimeCouple
over a year ago

dark side of the moon

Dogging doesn’t involve dogs

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

A French kiss does not have anything to do with France.

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By *parky electricianMan
over a year ago

maynooth

[Removed by poster at 15/04/22 00:53:21]

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By *parky electricianMan
over a year ago

maynooth

Spooning doesn't involve the use of cutlery .

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Cowboys riding the range is not indicative of a new form of sexual fetish.

For clarity, a cooking appliance in traditional farmhouses, fuelled by coal or wood, was called a range.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Fellatio is not a form of mountain walking, or running, that is popular in the UK.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Masochism may indeed be a form of punishment within the catholic church, whereby one is obliged to attend a boring, pointless bizarre religious ceremony

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Sadists are reputed to enjoy what they do, rather than feeling the contrary!

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Bondage does not involve a financial transaction with a government banking official, although it might, in the right circumstances.

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By *teppenwolfMan
over a year ago

Cork

Motorboating does not involve a small sailing boat

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By *teppenwolfMan
over a year ago

Cork

No snow in snowballing

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By *xplicitMan
over a year ago

donegal

I’m dyin for a coffee….no-one ever dies from this

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
over a year ago

Cork

A cup of Joe couldn't contain all of Joe, unless it was a very big cup

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By *edknobsMan
over a year ago

mullingar

I've a cock, and though it wakes up at the crack of dawn... no feathers???.

Seen a few pussies, and though they won't chase mice, they try and bite my cock???

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