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By *r_mrs_studmuffin OP   Couple
over a year ago

narnia

Has anyone here ever had funny sexual mishap in the throws of passion.

Our mishap , we were parked in a car park at a beach in Wexford and Mrs started to give me a blow. It was getting quite hot and heated and I came with such force that it managed to get into her eyes. The screams were loud and all for the wrong reasons all about how her eyes were stinging and bloodshot.

We laughed about it later.

What’s your mishaps ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah same as, blowing my load too quick lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Torn my foreskin once while having sex with Dee. Also got a bit too passionate with an ex and left her with a bite mark on her shoulder that lasted about a week. Middle of a hot summer people were asking why she was covered up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having some very hot sex with a very hot fabber. The bed had a bunk bed above it, so a single over a double, he kept hitting his head off the bunk bed

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I was on a date and at the end of the evening I was leaving my date home when she invited me in for a coffee. She lit some candles and dimmed the lights. We had our first kiss which then turned more passionate. Her jacket came off and she threw it over her shoulder and we ended up on the sofa where the kiss intensified. Things were getting hot and thats when I noticed the flames! She had thrown her jacket onto one of the candles and it went on fire. Luckily enough we put those flames out with only some scorching to the wall and in fairness she saw the funny side to it.

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By *lose_encounterMan
over a year ago

Cork city

with my Ex around 07. beach in Dublin. of all the dunes we could have chose from...so...felt the dune grass jabbing my legs and thighs. was getting to much. as i stopped. i explained what was happening. she said yeah. me too. as i raised from her. it was then i realized it was not the grass..but fucking ants biting us. itched for about a week and a half..the bite areas from my ankles to middle thighs. took a few years to even tan again..just pale blots. she even got bitten on the labia. ok..i'll admit i chuckled when it was driving her nuts she mainly got it om the butt and back of thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I loafed someone on the nose during the throes of passion (his beautiful nose )

It was dark so i didnt see the damage and it took a while to realise it was bleeding. Blood everywhere that had to be explained to the bnb owners next day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once gave my self a facial, me and a friend we going at in in the back seat, she was giving me a handjob and I came harder than I ever have and the way she was holding me made it a perfect shot with my face….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I forgot about pulling a headboard down on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smashed a bed but not in the raw sexual energy kind of way. Going at it 90 against a wall and she decided she wanted back on the bed. Messing I picked her up and threw her gently onto the bed. She landed softly, squealed and the bed collapsed underneath her. In her parents house while I was staying over Christmas...

Bleedin' scarleh

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By *onjuan234Man
over a year ago

Limerick


"Having some very hot sex with a very hot fabber. The bed had a bunk bed above it, so a single over a double, he kept hitting his head off the bunk bed"

That reminds me have it off in the back of the car with a lady friend she was on all fours on the back seat and I was behind her but my head was to the side against the roof, it was the most awkward position for me but she had a good time I think and being ever the gentleman I got on with it so to not ruin the moment but nearly had a broken neck over it

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By *ion babeWoman
over a year ago

LIMERICK

Myself and an ex used to always love to cook together. One evening we had made a really delish spicy stir fry, only to then get really spicy ourselves later on. He had his hands and fingers all over me and inside me, so we're going at it when I start to feel my downstairs kitty cat on fire which I thought was a little strange. Two of us are lying there afterwards and we both like "why is our nether regions on fire?!" Hadn't he chopped aload of chillies and forgot to wash his hands. Not ideal but we giggled about it anyway

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

A former girlfriend and myself were going at it, hammer and tongs, and she had a habit of being very noisy as she was about to cum.

This was happening late at night, my parents having gone to bed hours earlier.

My father was awakened and was trying to get into the sitting room, but I had taken the precaution of wedging one of the chairs against the door.

The wide-eyed look he gave me next morning at the breakfast table was one for the record books!

Thereafter, future bonking was shifted to my office.

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By *ai18Man
over a year ago

Templemore

I was staying over in a friends house who had a wolf with my ex, we went to bed, we were going at it hard when next my friend open the door let the wolf in dragged me outside and strated playing with me outside while they stood there and watched before pullig wolf of me

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By *r_mrs_studmuffin OP   Couple
over a year ago

narnia


"Myself and an ex used to always love to cook together. One evening we had made a really delish spicy stir fry, only to then get really spicy ourselves later on. He had his hands and fingers all over me and inside me, so we're going at it when I start to feel my downstairs kitty cat on fire which I thought was a little strange. Two of us are lying there afterwards and we both like "why is our nether regions on fire?!" Hadn't he chopped aload of chillies and forgot to wash his hands. Not ideal but we giggled about it anyway "

Gives a new meaning to a fire in the loins ??

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

I was on holidays and had a 3sum with my friend and a guy we pulled. We were fucking while looking out the window. He was behind me when he sort of stood up and lost his balance. he stepped back but then sat down on a plate glass table and went straight through it. Blood glass everywhere, he reached back and pulled a lump of glass out of his ass. Both our feet were cut to bits, absolute disaster. We patched him up and he headed off to the ambulatoria. I wasnt too bad once I cleaned myself down, couple of steri strips and plasters. We didn’t have his number (or name) and it wasn’t til our last night we saw him out in a bar. He came over and begged us to confirm the story to his mates who thought he’d just gotten in a fight because “fell through a plate glass table while having a 3sum” was a bit far fetched. He had actually needed quite a few stitches, poor guy. Great story tho!!

I also very recently loafed a lover bending over to unzip my boots. I won’t live that one down for a bit.

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By *ion babeWoman
over a year ago

LIMERICK

Ohhh, absolutely

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

Oh yeah.

I got pregnant a few times too.

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By *ion babeWoman
over a year ago

LIMERICK


"Myself and an ex used to always love to cook together. One evening we had made a really delish spicy stir fry, only to then get really spicy ourselves later on. He had his hands and fingers all over me and inside me, so we're going at it when I start to feel my downstairs kitty cat on fire which I thought was a little strange. Two of us are lying there afterwards and we both like "why is our nether regions on fire?!" Hadn't he chopped aload of chillies and forgot to wash his hands. Not ideal but we giggled about it anyway

Gives a new meaning to a fire in the loins ??"

Oh, absolutely lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh yeah.

I got pregnant a few times too. "

With the same guy or??

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By *ombikerMan
over a year ago

the right side of the river

Broke my foot and a bed.

Was having a threesome with two lovely ladies, they were in the 69 position with a head and ass at one edge of the bed while I was using the old man meat in the available orifices

Anyway with all the twoing and froing the legs broke on that side of the bed and dropped on my foot, naturally I finished the task at hand and after a day of limping about I went for an xray, woops a broken foot.

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City


"Oh yeah.

I got pregnant a few times too.

With the same guy or??"

LOL.

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By *r_mrs_studmuffin OP   Couple
over a year ago

narnia


"Having some very hot sex with a very hot fabber. The bed had a bunk bed above it, so a single over a double, he kept hitting his head off the bunk bed

That reminds me have it off in the back of the car with a lady friend she was on all fours on the back seat and I was behind her but my head was to the side against the roof, it was the most awkward position for me but she had a good time I think and being ever the gentleman I got on with it so to not ruin the moment but nearly had a broken neck over it "
Such a gentleman

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By *opdubcatMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Got a swing abs was mounted to a beam in the ceiling. Was having a great time with the swing until one evening we were on the swing abs the beam broke swing came down. Both of us on the floor with bits of plaster over us

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By *abeWMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny

We may or may not have dislodged the painting above her bed from the wall during fun times. Fucking thing bounced off my forehead!

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

I was about 16, with my girlfriend in bedroom. Doing the dirty. Condom thrown in my bedroom bin with a little knot tied in it to stop spillage (sorry). Afterwards we went for a nice walk. My dad came home from work and was pottering around the house. Our springer spaniel decided to go into my room, fish the condom out of the bin, and once bored of it, dropped it on the landing outside my bedroom. Dad found it contents intact and everything. Mortified. He thought I dropped it there and was making some kind of point. It took years to convince him it was the dog!

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By *eastMan
over a year ago

Oranmore

I’d say the ripped foreskin happens a lot, the top of my cock rubbed of the inside of her thigh and ripped where the foreskin was attached to the top of the head. Just a little rip at first but it ripped all the way down over the next few months, and bled every time.

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

City Centre, Dublin

Heard the story about someone mistakenly using bucks vaporub instead of lube...

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By *isspafWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Broke a couple of guys cocks.... oops

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin


"Oh I forgot about pulling a headboard down on me "

Snap! A girl did that to me in a hotel during some group play once. That's what I get for letting her go on top

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By *opdubcatMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"Broke a couple of guys cocks.... oops "

OUCH!!!

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By *opdubcatMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"Broke a couple of guys cocks.... oops "

Hope none were married men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell asleep in a chair when my girl was putting on a show with another guy when she realised I was asleep she kicked the poor guy out lol

I was happy it was over I got to get in the bed for better sleep , she was not happy

Being a cuck just didn’t suit me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Threw an ex on the bed trying to be all passionate and romantic.

Frame and legs in the bed went, and straight down onto my toes and I left out a shout that would match a banshee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was about 16, with my girlfriend in bedroom. Doing the dirty. Condom thrown in my bedroom bin with a little knot tied in it to stop spillage (sorry). Afterwards we went for a nice walk. My dad came home from work and was pottering around the house. Our springer spaniel decided to go into my room, fish the condom out of the bin, and once bored of it, dropped it on the landing outside my bedroom. Dad found it contents intact and everything. Mortified. He thought I dropped it there and was making some kind of point. It took years to convince him it was the dog!"

Or maybe it was your then girlfriend making a point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex on top

Slipped out mid thrust and up the bum

2 secs of anal was heaven

Ex .. not impressed

Me tried many times after to accidentally slip out mid thrust

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