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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just for fun guys. I'm a wee bit bored!

What's the strangest request you've had on here?

I'll start, one night I had a random mail from a couple, apparently from the female half. She wanted me to come to their home. Join them for drinks. Pee on a toilet where the toilet seat was covered with cling film, while watched by her and her hubby!

Then.... They would both get on all fours and basically drink my pee!

Ewwww....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just for fun guys. I'm a wee bit bored!

What's the strangest request you've had on here?

I'll start, one night I had a random mail from a couple, apparently from the female half. She wanted me to come to their home. Join them for drinks. Pee on a toilet where the toilet seat was covered with cling film, while watched by her and her hubby!

Then.... They would both get on all fours and basically drink my pee!

Ewwww.... "

thats a bit freaky allright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stinkin!!! Lol il b checking the toilet seat for cling film nxt week lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stinkin!!! Lol il b checking the toilet seat for cling film nxt week lol "

You do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol that made my monday morning a little more bearable. I have been asked before by a woman to sit on her face & let one rip (fart). I only thing is I forgot to eat a can of beans before I went to her place so that didnt materialise. I couldnt stop laughing all the way home.

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By *omcattyMan
over a year ago

Local

I was requested to have sex in a graveyard in cong,,,and i did,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been asked to sell my worn panties which I think was harmless enough and no I didn't.

Strangest request was a guy asking could he feed me. Not the kind of fetish that would appeal to me but each to their own I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to cut a guys hair while smoking apparently he had his own barbers chair and everything !!(and no we didnt go)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy asked to meet me in a cafe and go to the loo...remove my panties and give them to him.....and I could name my price! I was tempted..but didnt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was asked By a "woman" to let her husband suck me off while she listened down the phone.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"to cut a guys hair while smoking apparently he had his own barbers chair and everything !!(and no we didnt go)"

That's an odd one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had 1 wanting to come to a meet i was goin on. let the fella come inside me (safe sex is a must) and for him to lick the fellas spunk outta me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a girl tie me up and blindfold me once, (which didnt bother me) then felt something very cold against me willy).

Whats that? Says I.

She takes off the blindfold to show me a large kitchen carving knife, the blunt end of which she is travelling around my (rapidly deflating) cock.

I think it took me precisely 3 1/4 minutes to get dressed and be five miles away at top speed from the house.

So its even worse when they dont request ya but just do it anyway!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a girl tie me up and blindfold me once, (which didnt bother me) then felt something very cold against me willy).

Whats that? Says I.

She takes off the blindfold to show me a large kitchen carving knife, the blunt end of which she is travelling around my (rapidly deflating) cock.

I think it took me precisely 3 1/4 minutes to get dressed and be five miles away at top speed from the house.

So its even worse when they dont request ya but just do it anyway!"

Pmsl... I just coughed up my water reading that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girl wanted to fuck the toe bar of my van as she sucked me off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A girl wanted to fuck the toe bar of my van as she sucked me off lol"

So thats why my detachable tow bar was nicked. The Bitch!

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By *ick and sexyCouple
over a year ago

any

I had a guy (from a different site) ask me to meet for coffee, go to the toilet and poo in a box (which he would supply). Give it to him,(discreetly!) then he would leave!

Needless to say when I finished laughing I said no.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a guy (from a different site) ask me to meet for coffee, go to the toilet and poo in a box (which he would supply). Give it to him,(discreetly!) then he would leave!

Needless to say when I finished laughing I said no."

Lol, that is rancid!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i had 1 wanting to come to a meet i was goin on. let the fella come inside me (safe sex is a must) and for him to lick the fellas spunk outta me "

miz you could of done anal lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a cpl asked me to meet up within 1 hour of joining fab, the girl wanted me to fuck her while her fella lay below us, she wanted me to finish off by urinating inside of her and to let it run out onto her fellas face!! Yuk!! I wanted 2 delete fab and get a refund straight away lol, needless to say they have been blocked since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao he cud have licked your balls while he was there lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a cpl asked me to meet up within 1 hour of joining fab, the girl wanted me to fuck her while her fella lay below us, she wanted me to finish off by urinating inside of her and to let it run out onto her fellas face!! Yuk!! I wanted 2 delete fab and get a refund straight away lol, needless to say they have been blocked since "

Lol, classy folk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have been asked by some freak to turn up at his house, walk in then piss on him and cum on his face. Imagine if i got the wrong address ! He has asked me this twice now, some headers out there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my worn kinickers 20 quid a pair , as the rest say was tempted but not that desperate yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my worn kinickers 20 quid a pair , as the rest say was tempted but not that desperate yet "

whats his profile ty ill sell him mrs ms no bother but sssssssshhhhhhhhhh dont tell her lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me but a ladie told me that a fella wanted her to dress up in mistress clothes and while smoking step on a goldfish with her heels!! Ha she obviously said no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my worn kinickers 20 quid a pair , as the rest say was tempted but not that desperate yet

whats his profile ty ill sell him mrs ms no bother but sssssssshhhhhhhhhh dont tell her lmao "

i,ll go thre my block list and find him for ya haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a guy asked me to let him pick the hard skin from my feet and he would pay me 30 quid and im the male half its as well i wasnt skint at the time or socks and shoes woulda had to come off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a guy asked me to let him pick the hard skin from my feet and he would pay me 30 quid and im the male half its as well i wasnt skint at the time or socks and shoes woulda had to come off lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I play football quite a lot and have been asked by a few guys now if I could sell them my used socks after I've just played in them. Even had offers to pay more if I cum in them afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"a guy asked me to let him pick the hard skin from my feet and he would pay me 30 quid and im the male half its as well i wasnt skint at the time or socks and shoes woulda had to come off lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I play football quite a lot and have been asked by a few guys now if I could sell them my used socks after I've just played in them. Even had offers to pay more if I cum in them afterwards. "
. Ewwww that is rank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive a spunk sock under my bed tell them i wont take less than a tenner for it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mad deca lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not as mad as u wee love lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I will stick my boot up your hole lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only joking cupcake lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao your a wind up merchant sunshine lol

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

i had a girl want to stuff her mouth with jaffa cakes...chew them up and regurgitate them into my my mouth...i said no...i hate jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i had a girl want to stuff her mouth with jaffa cakes...chew them up and regurgitate them into my my mouth...i said no...i hate jaffa cakes"

ffs and there was me gonna have a jaffa with me tay lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking of biscuits with tea, how nice are gold bars! I haven't had one of those in ages must get some! It's like a rule to have nice biscuits with tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that was random lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my worn kinickers 20 quid a pair , as the rest say was tempted but not that desperate yet

whats his profile ty ill sell him mrs ms no bother but sssssssshhhhhhhhhh dont tell her lmao "

Ha loser iv seen this n u sud no better I give me knickers away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just for fun guys. I'm a wee bit bored!

What's the strangest request you've had on here?

I'll start, one night I had a random mail from a couple, apparently from the female half. She wanted me to come to their home. Join them for drinks. Pee on a toilet where the toilet seat was covered with cling film, while watched by her and her hubby!

Then.... They would both get on all fours and basically drink my pee!

Ewwww.... "

i was asked by sum freak if i would like to beat the shit out of him,and he would pay me lol,another wierdo asked if i would send him my dirty knickers so he cud sniff them,he asked me if i would wear them for 2 days lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just for fun guys. I'm a wee bit bored!

What's the strangest request you've had on here?

I'll start, one night I had a random mail from a couple, apparently from the female half. She wanted me to come to their home. Join them for drinks. Pee on a toilet where the toilet seat was covered with cling film, while watched by her and her hubby!

Then.... They would both get on all fours and basically drink my pee!

Ewwww....

i was asked by sum freak if i would like to beat the shit out of him,and he would pay me lol,another wierdo asked if i would send him my dirty knickers so he cud sniff them,he asked me if i would wear them for 2 days lol"

Lol, ffs...

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