FabSwingers.com forum: Have you received a good dick pic?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We all receive any amount of dick pics on a daily basis but are there any that 'stand out' for you?

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Are men receiving that many dic pics?

I must be missing out……

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

I’ve never gotten a dick pic that has made me think “ooooo I’ll reply to him”.

It’s a PENIS!!!

It’s NOT generally attractive unless it’s attached to a man I like enough to get close to.

The mind boggles. Honestly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a comedian Gary Meikle and he does a great skit about dick pics and he reckons unless your 16 digit credit card number and security code is on it , its no good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are men receiving that many dic pics?

I must be missing out……

You have your filters tight I'd say.

I get a few 'fab straight' guys messaging.

I am real world and fab straight as is made clear in my profile but I have seen a few dick pics and thought to myself that's a nice cock.

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

Received a dick in a soft roll with lettuce around it with a toilet in a background.

Received a dick in a shoe

Received a dick held by two fingers with black fingernails and pimples around it.

Those definitely stood out...

That said there has never ever been a time when received dick pic made me want to see it in real life.

As Red said - it's a penis. Just a penis.

Who it's attached to is way more important.

Missus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've received alot of pussy pics too and some look good and some look like busted kebabs.

I'm sure we all get the horrendous looking photos of both male and female organs but what I'm asking is does anyone receive decent pics?

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Anywhere

"There's a comedian Gary Meikle and he does a great skit about dick pics and he reckons unless your 16 digit credit card number and security code is on it , its no good "
Dam it. Thats where Im going wrong. I dont give my security code.

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"I've received alot of pussy pics too and some look good and some look like busted kebabs.

I'm sure we all get the horrendous looking photos of both male and female organs but what I'm asking is does anyone receive decent pics?

Now it sounds like I’m missing out on the double……

Filters removes ladies….

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"I've received alot of pussy pics too and some look good and some look like busted kebabs.

I'm sure we all get the horrendous looking photos of both male and female organs but what I'm asking is does anyone receive decent pics?

Busted kebabs. LOL. I prefer Punched lasagne..

I can honestly say that I did. Once. I got a photo of a cock on a 2nd/3rd message that made me go wow.

I met him for a coffee and he is hot as fuck but we never went any further due to timing. I did think he was utterly divine and his beautiful cock was more than encouraging.

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"I've received alot of pussy pics too and some look good and some look like busted kebabs.

I'm sure we all get the horrendous looking photos of both male and female organs but what I'm asking is does anyone receive decent pics?

Busted kebabs. LOL. I prefer Punched lasagne..

I can honestly say that I did. Once. I got a photo of a cock on a 2nd/3rd message that made me go wow.

I met him for a coffee and he is hot as fuck but we never went any further due to timing. I did think he was utterly divine and his beautiful cock was more than encouraging. "

Thank you, and don’t worry, we’ll get there eventually…..

Ps - the cock was the fourth message, I still remember…..

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

The day I happened upon Fab message filters was a great day...

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

No, ive never received a dick pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never gotten a dick pic that has made me think “ooooo I’ll reply to him”.

It’s a PENIS!!!

It’s NOT generally attractive unless it’s attached to a man I like enough to get close to.

The mind boggles. Honestly. "

I 100% agree with this! It's just a dick. A pic of it doesn't tell me anything about it and its owner except "I haven't read your profile".

It's a dick. It hangs there. That is all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Received a dick in a soft roll with lettuce around it with a toilet in a background.

Received a dick in a shoe

Received a dick held by two fingers with black fingernails and pimples around it.

Those definitely stood out...

That said there has never ever been a time when received dick pic made me want to see it in real life.

As Red said - it's a penis. Just a penis.

Who it's attached to is way more important.

Missus

Oh my God Missus. Big hugs xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've received alot of pussy pics too and some look good and some look like busted kebabs.

I'm sure we all get the horrendous looking photos of both male and female organs but what I'm asking is does anyone receive decent pics?

I don't and won't send pussy pics cos I just don't find them attractive. TBH I won't send anything explicit without consent anyway.

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

"I’ve never gotten a dick pic that has made me think “ooooo I’ll reply to him”.

It’s a PENIS!!!

It’s NOT generally attractive unless it’s attached to a man I like enough to get close to.

The mind boggles. Honestly.

I 100% agree with this! It's just a dick. A pic of it doesn't tell me anything about it and its owner except "I haven't read your profile".

It's a dick. It hangs there. That is all."

Well, maybe not just hangs there all the time, or user may require some medication. For some it's apparently much more than that. Have you seen the scene in Pam & Tommy where it's talking back to him? Weirdly hilarious and gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never gotten a dick pic that has made me think “ooooo I’ll reply to him”.

It’s a PENIS!!!

It’s NOT generally attractive unless it’s attached to a man I like enough to get close to.

The mind boggles. Honestly.

I 100% agree with this! It's just a dick. A pic of it doesn't tell me anything about it and its owner except "I haven't read your profile".

It's a dick. It hangs there. That is all.

I have not, and I love Sebastian Stan, but I don't really want to watch that, given how vocal Pamela Anderson has been against it

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Do cock pics count because a have a great pic of my magnificent cock

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

"I’ve never gotten a dick pic that has made me think “ooooo I’ll reply to him”.

It’s a PENIS!!!

It’s NOT generally attractive unless it’s attached to a man I like enough to get close to.

The mind boggles. Honestly.

I 100% agree with this! It's just a dick. A pic of it doesn't tell me anything about it and its owner except "I haven't read your profile".

It's a dick. It hangs there. That is all.

I have not, and I love Sebastian Stan, but I don't really want to watch that, given how vocal Pamela Anderson has been against it"

Haven't seen her response but I've only got as far as 4th episode and not really chomping at the bit to watch the rest to be honest.

Apparently it's based on reality, sort of, the particular scene - https://www.esquire.com/uk/culture/a38950146/pam-and-tommy-talking-dick-scene/

Sorry, kinda derailing thread

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

"Received a dick in a soft roll with lettuce around it with a toilet in a background.

Received a dick in a shoe

Received a dick held by two fingers with black fingernails and pimples around it.

Those definitely stood out...

That said there has never ever been a time when received dick pic made me want to see it in real life.

As Red said - it's a penis. Just a penis.

Who it's attached to is way more important.

Missus

Oh my God Missus. Big hugs xxx"

Need a stiff drink after some of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Received a dick in a soft roll with lettuce around it with a toilet in a background.

Received a dick in a shoe

Received a dick held by two fingers with black fingernails and pimples around it.

Those definitely stood out...

That said there has never ever been a time when received dick pic made me want to see it in real life.

As Red said - it's a penis. Just a penis.

Who it's attached to is way more important.

Missus

Oh my God Missus. Big hugs xxx

Need a stiff drink after some of them

Probably the best stiff thing that comes out of it :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it illegal now to send them in Ireland?

I remember seeing it in the papers recently but I’ve no idea how the law will work/be enforced...

Wonder will we see sales of Photoshop, Sky+ remotes and cans of Gillette drop in the coming months as a result

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By *attooYouMan
over a year ago

just about northside

Turns out having NY tattooed on your cock does not mean you're a New Yorker (says the guy from Newtownmountkennedy).

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

I can never eat sausages on a (willy) Wednesday since joining kick without a c where every day is theme day

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By *ottie00Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

"I've received alot of pussy pics too and some look good and some look like busted kebabs.

I'm sure we all get the horrendous looking photos of both male and female organs but what I'm asking is does anyone receive decent pics?

I have received a few female organ pics and would rather have not!!

It's not just the men that don't read bio's!!

Dick pics....daily, and there are one or two that have certainly caught my eye and have thought "nice", But it's down to who it's attached to and are they a total dick!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never gotten a dick pic that has made me think “ooooo I’ll reply to him”.

It’s a PENIS!!!

It’s NOT generally attractive unless it’s attached to a man I like enough to get close to.

The mind boggles. Honestly. "

I know right. I feel the same about nipples. Who in their right mind would post pictures of them they're JUST nipples. Especially if you can't see the face they're attached to its certainly pointless. Mind boggles

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I've never received a dick pic in all my time here, good bad or indifferent.

I have been sent a few pics by women though and no matter how many times I zoomed or rotated my phone I hadn't a clue what I was supposed to be looking at.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I've never received one but the ladies top whom I've copied and pasted mine have received some exceptional ones to be fair.

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By *horty_80sWoman
over a year ago

askme

Recieved some and thought ouch that thing looks like he could fuck me and be sucked off at the same time... does that count as impressed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope a dick is a dick

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By *XlalaXXWoman
over a year ago

tipperary

"There's a comedian Gary Meikle and he does a great skit about dick pics and he reckons unless your 16 digit credit card number and security code is on it , its no good "
Gary is fukin hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would it help if it was attached to a storyline or had a hat on? I do have a tiny sombrero somewhere

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By *horty_80sWoman
over a year ago

askme

"Would it help if it was attached to a storyline or had a hat on? I do have a tiny sombrero somewhere"

There are one or 2 dressed up in suits or hats etc I've seen and those actually are imo more impressive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would it help if it was attached to a storyline or had a hat on? I do have a tiny sombrero somewhere"

They are just cringe, especially the ones with sunglasses - feckin posers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah totally, like it’s not even sunny in my boxers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah totally, like it’s not even sunny in my boxers"

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

"We all receive any amount of dick pics on a daily basis but are there any that 'stand out' for you?"

Don't they all "stand out"?

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim

I barge into the first message with a dick pic. Go big or go home.

10/10 times it’s go home but I remain optimistic

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Nope don't care to see it hanging over a toilet, against a sky remote control or a can of monster or anything.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

I unfortunately suffer from "Dick Blindness" its a terrible affliction so when they land in my inbox i can't truly appreciate them

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By *horty_80sWoman
over a year ago

askme

"We all receive any amount of dick pics on a daily basis but are there any that 'stand out' for you?

Don't they all "stand out"?

Nope some prefer the flop to the side stance

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"I’ve never gotten a dick pic that has made me think “ooooo I’ll reply to him”.

It’s a PENIS!!!

It’s NOT generally attractive unless it’s attached to a man I like enough to get close to.

The mind boggles. Honestly.

Sending any photo other than a face pic in a first message is crass. Photos in profiles are fine!’ And nipples are nice!!

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Depending on the photographic skills of the owner and the looks of the cock there's defo delightful cock pics out there that make you go 'Nice one, maybe I should have a closer look at the profile' or 'I sit on that if the fella attached matches his big lad'.

Unfortunately there's also those on the other side of the spectrum that make you go eeew instantly. Thankfully my brain has developped a great defence mechanism that deletes the seen immediately when required.

And then there's the mad category, the ones that stand out for unusual reasons, like I got a tattooed one, I will never get rid of that pic again, unfortunately my brain defence mechanism failed on that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like I have said in previous forum topics, would you approach a female in a bar with your dick out and say “fancy a chat?”, no, you’d rightly be arrested for indecent exposure but, because it’s online, a vast majority of both males and females think it’s acceptable behaviour to send unsolicited photos of their bits “N” bobs.

From a male perspective, I couldn’t care less if you have the most beautiful FooFoo in the land, if your personality is unattractive then I’m not interested in your beautiful FooFoo

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

"We all receive any amount of dick pics on a daily basis but are there any that 'stand out' for you?"

We don't tbh ,but I have seen a few over the years that have been quite impressive ,there's a guy has his dressed in top hat and tails that caught my eye

Dont care for ones over toilet bowls or sinks (whats that all about ?)

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

We are on a site where you'll be sent a dick...boob or pussy pic before you'd be sent a face pic....

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