FabSwingers.com forum: Before joining Fab

By *aidbare5 OP Couple
over a year ago

down the road

A bull had four legs,

A unicorn was a mythical creature,

Play was a game of cards or football,

Vanilla was an ice cream flavour,

I never knew how many like minded sexy people live in Ireland.

Plenty more to add, what has fab thought you since joining?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That cliques aren’t unique to secondary school pupils

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Creampie isn't just a dessert

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Waffles should never be blue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A peg was for putting clothes on the clothes line

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Snowballing isn't just a fun game to play when it snows

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Watersports were played in The Olympics

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Prostate examination was the only time you had a finger up your bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Titty Tuesday is waaay better than throwback Thursday

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By *entleman PoliteMan
over a year ago

Mars

Tea bags were only found in the shops.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

A pillow princess isn't just Cinderella on your pillowcase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirting was just for cream

Watersports was on your holidays

You helped your Mammy peg out the clothes

Double Entry was a accounting term

Then I joined Fab and my innocent mind was ruined

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Cowgirl isn't just the opposite to Cowboy

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A cougar was a big pussy

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"A cougar was a big pussy "

And a Cub was a baby tiger

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By *risharrowMan
over a year ago

Clare,

unicorn was a funny term I used to describe me idiosyncrasies.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Puppies were cute and cuddly ... Ah wait now

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By *olourpurpleMan
over a year ago

Waterford

A rim was part of a basketball net

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

A facial was only done in a beauticians

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Motorboating isn't just fun on the water

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Crossing swords was a fencing term

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

DP was Dorothy Perkins.

Double penetration was when you double cleansed your face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBC was a TV channel

TV was a television

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only know about 80% of the terms your saying

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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago

athenry

Daddy was your father

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

A wand was for doing your hair

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

A Stag was something you went on when your mate was getting married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vixen was just a female fox

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"A wand was for doing your hair

And making wishes...bippty bobbity boo

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

A fantasy was a type of movie

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Floggers were marshmallow sweets

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Period sex wasn't just getting jiggy in 18th century France

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

St Andrews Cross was a headstone in a cemetery

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

A pearl necklace was a piece of jewellery .

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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago

athenry

Licking was confined to ice cream cones

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

You just ruined my innocence, I'm going to hell now

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By *aidbare5 OP Couple
over a year ago

down the road

A spitroast involved a pig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A buck in Belfast is neither a male deer or an american dollar

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A poke was an ice cream cone

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Stirring the porridge isn't for goldilocks

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By *aidbare5 OP Couple
over a year ago

down the road

To scissors was to cut something.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Sub was the name of the pub I drank in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stirring the porridge isn't for goldilocks

I’m in awe of your knowledge of these ….. and also enjoying them

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

Clothes pegs were used for hanging clothes

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

Dick and Dom were only in the bungalow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could see the Doyle Veg Prep (DVP) vans around Dublin without thinking of…. Well DVP…

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

Going out for a social, was going out for a drink with mates.

Watermelon and Pineapple were just like any other exotic fruit.

A car meet was a meeting of a group of people who favoured a particular make of car.

A meet and greet you might have paid to go to, to meet a celebrity.

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

Puppy pads were only used to train a puppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, how are you? was a good way to start a conversation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it bad if none of these are new to me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hotwife was when your spouse wanted the heating off

A dick pic appeared in Richard Burton's portfolio

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By *oxie2021Man
over a year ago

Dublin

I genuinely had to Google what ‘420 friendly’ was… I thought it was a sex thing.. SOOO disappointed!

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

'Open door play' was something that you did so your mammy could see that you weren't choking on your toys..

and as for toys!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had reason lately to write FB after several guys names in work, it made me smile

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

When you saw a waterford crystal bowl and didnt think of it being filled with car keys

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Nutella was only ever spread on food, the same can be said for cream

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

A cock pic was a photo of a rooster.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

...and I could walk down O'Connell street without thinking of a loose vagina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you saw a waterford crystal bowl and didnt think of it being filled with car keys

The 70s are back in fashion, there's an idea for a retro swinger party - flares and kaftans optional

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"When you saw a waterford crystal bowl and didnt think of it being filled with car keys

The 70s are back in fashion, there's an idea for a retro swinger party - flares and kaftans optional

Don’t forget the fondue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you saw a waterford crystal bowl and didnt think of it being filled with car keys

The 70s are back in fashion, there's an idea for a retro swinger party - flares and kaftans optional

Don’t forget the fondue"

Not sure cheese and genitals go well together

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"When you saw a waterford crystal bowl and didnt think of it being filled with car keys

The 70s are back in fashion, there's an idea for a retro swinger party - flares and kaftans optional

Don’t forget the fondue

Not sure cheese and genitals go well together

You certainly wouldn’t be dipping them into a hot fondue pot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you saw a waterford crystal bowl and didnt think of it being filled with car keys

The 70s are back in fashion, there's an idea for a retro swinger party - flares and kaftans optional

Don’t forget the fondue

Not sure cheese and genitals go well together

You certainly wouldn’t be dipping them into a hot fondue pot

I wouldn't, but I bet it's a kink for some!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"When you saw a waterford crystal bowl and didnt think of it being filled with car keys

The 70s are back in fashion, there's an idea for a retro swinger party - flares and kaftans optional

Don’t forget the fondue

Not sure cheese and genitals go well together

You certainly wouldn’t be dipping them into a hot fondue pot

I wouldn't, but I bet it's a kink for some!"

No kink shaming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you saw a waterford crystal bowl and didnt think of it being filled with car keys

The 70s are back in fashion, there's an idea for a retro swinger party - flares and kaftans optional

Don’t forget the fondue

Not sure cheese and genitals go well together

You certainly wouldn’t be dipping them into a hot fondue pot

I wouldn't, but I bet it's a kink for some!

No kink shaming

No shaming here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Question is what did people do before Fab ?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Question is what did people do before Fab ?

Ads in Hot Press magazine or Irelands own depending on where you lived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Question is what did people do before Fab ?

Pfft, the way some here go on, there's no sex in Ireland outside of fab

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Question is what did people do before Fab ?

Pfft, the way some here go on, there's no sex in Ireland outside of fab"

The way some go on there's none in fab either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Question is what did people do before Fab ?

Pfft, the way some here go on, there's no sex in Ireland outside of fab

The way some go on there's none in fab either. "

very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Question is what did people do before Fab ?

Pfft, the way some here go on, there's no sex in Ireland outside of fab"

It was a joke

.seems some people don't get it..the joke that is

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By *errylad90Man
over a year ago

cork

Every time I hear or use the word versatile in the workplace I have to chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sub was an underwater vessel

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

A switch was how you turn something on....

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Theres too many things that ive googled in my innocence to wish i hadnt thanks to fab

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

These are all going in my dictionary, “Perverts guide to Fab”…..

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"Theres too many things that ive googled in my innocence to wish i hadnt thanks to fab"

I’ll send you an autographed copy…..

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By *unner4funMan
over a year ago

Belfast-Coleraine

A screw was used to secure things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best thread in ages

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By *risharrowMan
over a year ago

Clare,

"Floggers were marshmallow sweets "

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By *uskysoundsCouple
over a year ago

Mazarrón, Spain

A foursome was a round of golf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could type the word "fuck" in a sweary text message to my friends with my phone changing it to "fucklicking"...

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

A sky remote was just a sky remote.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I could type the word "fuck" in a sweary text message to my friends with my phone changing it to "fucklicking"..."

I didn't know what fucklickin was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A can of Lynx was a deodorant not a unit of measurement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A can of Lynx was a deodorant not a unit of measurement "

The famous sky remote

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By *aidbare5 OP Couple
over a year ago

down the road

We didn't lie to the babysitter

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By *aidbare5 OP Couple
over a year ago

down the road

I would let anyone browse through my phone!

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By *icklowbiguyMan
over a year ago

Wicklow

In Dublin magazine was our fab back in the day.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I would let anyone browse through my phone!

Ya didn't break into a sweat even when you know the pics are in a secure folder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab was a standard response when something was really good

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By *ohnFKMan
over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

A playroom was for children & it was often full of toys...

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By *ohnFKMan
over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

...toys were something children played with!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

The cross was the thing that Jesus died on for our sins

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"A can of Lynx was a deodorant not a unit of measurement

The famous sky remote "

The buttons keep sticking....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coconut oil was for cooking not for sex!

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By *ittlekinks38Woman
over a year ago

outside belfast x

Dating sites where places no-one actually wanted to date...

Play dates where basically lunch dates with friends and the kids..

You maybe had like one fwbs but realised after joining fab that they could have many friends with benefits...so why not me too!!

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