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So I bought a strap on....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lads like how do ye manage, while I had it on to take some pics I hit the poor fecker off 3 doors, nearly caught it in a drawer, forget to take the top of the stairs wider and hit the knob of the bannister. I'd never get anything done if had a real one I'd want to play with it all the time.

I plan to try a boing video tomorrow

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By *ackd1000Man
over a year ago

Donegal


"Lads like how do ye manage, while I had it on to take some pics I hit the poor fecker off 3 doors, nearly caught it in a drawer, forget to take the top of the stairs wider and hit the knob of the bannister. I'd never get anything done if had a real one I'd want to play with it all the time.

Hahaha brilliant,enjoy your new toy

I plan to try a boing video tomorrow "

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

It takes a lot of time, practice and planning to avoid injury, try tucking it into your sock for a while…..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It takes a lot of time, practice and planning to avoid injury, try tucking it into your sock for a while….. "

I'm making a list of things to do

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

When you go commando, try not to get your foreskin caught in your zipper!

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

You just continue to impress me!

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"It takes a lot of time, practice and planning to avoid injury, try tucking it into your sock for a while…..

I'm making a list of things to do "

Be sure to include lube……

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

I hope you got a licence for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It takes a lot of time, practice and planning to avoid injury, try tucking it into your sock for a while…..

I'm making a list of things to do

Be sure to include lube…… "

It came with lube and it vibrates

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"It takes a lot of time, practice and planning to avoid injury, try tucking it into your sock for a while…..

I'm making a list of things to do

Be sure to include lube……

It came with lube and it vibrates "

I'll help you with your boing video

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"It takes a lot of time, practice and planning to avoid injury, try tucking it into your sock for a while…..

I'm making a list of things to do

Be sure to include lube……

It came with lube and it vibrates

I'll help you with your boing video "

A double boing video?….

Good idea guys, can’t wait to see that one…..

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"It takes a lot of time, practice and planning to avoid injury, try tucking it into your sock for a while…..

I'm making a list of things to do

Be sure to include lube……

It came with lube and it vibrates

I'll help you with your boing video

A double boing video?….

Good idea guys, can’t wait to see that one….. "

Another rule of mine....never do a boing video with someone with a more impressive penis than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lads like how do ye manage, while I had it on to take some pics I hit the poor fecker off 3 doors, nearly caught it in a drawer, forget to take the top of the stairs wider and hit the knob of the bannister. I'd never get anything done if had a real one I'd want to play with it all the time.

I plan to try a boing video tomorrow "

Have you tried tucking it into your socks like we have to do?*

*This may or may not be true. In fact it's an outright lie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice DD it suits you.

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City


"Lads like how do ye manage, while I had it on to take some pics I hit the poor fecker off 3 doors, nearly caught it in a drawer, forget to take the top of the stairs wider and hit the knob of the bannister. I'd never get anything done if had a real one I'd want to play with it all the time.

I plan to try a boing video tomorrow "

I think this is the funniest thing I’d read on here in years. (Except for some verifications). Well done DD!’

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"Lads like how do ye manage, while I had it on to take some pics I hit the poor fecker off 3 doors, nearly caught it in a drawer, forget to take the top of the stairs wider and hit the knob of the bannister. I'd never get anything done if had a real one I'd want to play with it all the time.

I plan to try a boing video tomorrow "

Oh we just get used to it..

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

What did you actually purchase it for?

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By *iggettMan
over a year ago

gorey

Jebus Devine, I've been growing mine for decades and it's nowhere near that size.

All of the stuff you listed you can can work around with practice.

The next part you probably don't want want to hear on your birthday, but, lots of people are going to want a gobble. You might have to set up an automatic thank you for your interest response for messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Practice practice practice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must be getting so many peg me messages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You must be getting so many peg me messages!"

Christ, not with that weapon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You must be getting so many peg me messages!

Christ, not with that weapon "

I should clarify - the strap on, not DD is the weapon

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By *ightower2021Man
over a year ago

donegal

Looking hot dd some lucky person in for treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try tooking it into your jeans

If your looking for a place to put it !!!!! Ammmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah sure its not that big DD you will very used to it. But at least it doesnt catch you off gaurd by popping up at inappropriate moments, like a randon erection when you stand up on front if a group of people too give a presentation....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say the same about lady parts..id never syop playing with them.

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

I got fucked bye as lady with a strap on . She certainly fucked me good .most enjoyable

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By *oguish1Man
over a year ago

Carrigrohane


"Nice DD it suits you. "

I have always said it the make the best equipment for girls .... Did someone shout sword fight ...

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Ah sure its not that big DD you will very used to it. But at least it doesnt catch you off gaurd by popping up at inappropriate moments, like a randon erection when you stand up on front if a group of people too give a presentation.... "

They always say imagine your audience naked if you're nervous giving a presentation...

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By *ancy38Woman
over a year ago

galway


"Lads like how do ye manage, while I had it on to take some pics I hit the poor fecker off 3 doors, nearly caught it in a drawer, forget to take the top of the stairs wider and hit the knob of the bannister. I'd never get anything done if had a real one I'd want to play with it all the time.

I plan to try a boing video tomorrow "

Had a look at the video, Love it! How much was it. Did you buy in Ireland?

Do expect for your inbox to be full of males looking to experience taking it lol.

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By *13_hercMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

Devine, are you planning an assault with a friendly weapon !?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lads like how do ye manage, while I had it on to take some pics I hit the poor fecker off 3 doors, nearly caught it in a drawer, forget to take the top of the stairs wider and hit the knob of the bannister. I'd never get anything done if had a real one I'd want to play with it all the time.

I plan to try a boing video tomorrow

Had a look at the video, Love it! How much was it. Did you buy in Ireland?

Do expect for your inbox to be full of males looking to experience taking it lol. "

Got it from Bondara was on offer

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