FabSwingers.com forum: Slip 'n slide

By *omebird OP Woman
over a year ago

But seriously.....

Is TOO wet a thing?

Getting asked if you're a squirter/gusher but what if you're a drown the bed and all participants-er...?

Sounds great until you're lying in a cold wet puddle practically prune-like and parched..

Thoughts?

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I'm kinda glad I've never squirted I couldn't be dealing with the hassle of waterproof sheets,towels etc or very damp spots on the bed.

But from comments I've seen on here loads do enjoy it so I don't think the wet spots are an issue for most .

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By *omebird OP Woman
over a year ago

"I'm kinda glad I've never squirted I couldn't be dealing with the hassle of waterproof sheets,towels etc or very damp spots on the bed.

But from comments I've seen on here loads do enjoy it so I don't think the wet spots are an issue for most ."

Definitely some prep involved to save the mattresses!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit of preplay prep never hurts. Waterproof sheets, lots of blankets, get wet and wild then clean up is easy as it's all contained already

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By *omebird OP Woman
over a year ago

"A bit of preplay prep never hurts. Waterproof sheets, lots of blankets, get wet and wild then clean up is easy as it's all contained already

Would a gofundme for waterproofing be too far? Asking for a wet friend...

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

The Layer from Sex Siopa has been a game changer for me. No more ruined sheets and doesn’t have any rustling noise etc

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Squirting is caused by excess secretions from the Bartholin glands, which in males are similarly functioning glands that produce seminal fluid in which the spermatozoa are suspended.

I think it is something that has arisen from its increased popularity in porn films, but is much less common in real life, and is not desirable, to me.

Moist sex is a sine qua non, otherwise it is very painful, especially for the female.

But who wants to have to use rubber sheets, wadding or towels. I don't.

Squirting is not something I desire, or require.

For those who have slated me for looking up items on the Internet, before posting. I have known about Bartholin glands, gonads, etc., for years!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not into water sports or anything like that but if a woman squirts I find it a huge turn on.

Each and everyone to their own on this topic but I love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not into water sports or anything like that but if a woman squirts I find it a huge turn on.

Each and everyone to their own on this topic but I love it."

Snap.

I won't go as far as to say it's like getting a gold medal but...... Haha, it is like saying well done you hahaha

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"A bit of preplay prep never hurts. Waterproof sheets, lots of blankets, get wet and wild then clean up is easy as it's all contained already

Would a gofundme for waterproofing be too far? Asking for a wet friend...

I think I heard something about a government grant for this recently…..

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By *omebird OP Woman
over a year ago

"A bit of preplay prep never hurts. Waterproof sheets, lots of blankets, get wet and wild then clean up is easy as it's all contained already

Would a gofundme for waterproofing be too far? Asking for a wet friend...

I think I heard something about a government grant for this recently…..

Send on the details please.. Maybe eligible under home grant? Health and safety standards?

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By *rad25irlMan
over a year ago

Carrigaline

I think a woman’s wetness is the sexiest thing! Appreciate the potential fallout afterwards but it’s such a turn on that they so turned on they that wet.

Dated a woman before who was a gusher!! We literally never did it in the bed

she’d drown the place - and me!! But some of the best sex I had (and to be fair she said I was the best “Irish” person else had so yay for me lols

But wet is sexy - full stop x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really enjoy when a partner squirts, it’s a huge turn on, had it up close from oral and during sex while deep inside, huuge turn on

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

Not pushed either way, as long as she lets me know in advance, so towels are at the ready.

Can do without a hotel billing me for a new mattress thanks

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"A bit of preplay prep never hurts. Waterproof sheets, lots of blankets, get wet and wild then clean up is easy as it's all contained already

Would a gofundme for waterproofing be too far? Asking for a wet friend...

I think I heard something about a government grant for this recently…..

Send on the details please.. Maybe eligible under home grant? Health and safety standards? "

False alarm, sorry, it was actually an initiative to have the practice taxed as a way of conserving natural resources…….

Tax exempt if at least one other is present……

(Disclaimer, verifications may not be accepted as proof for tax exemption……..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss R .there is a grant ,you need to apply to local council,its called the flood relief grant.

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

It's all part of the fun. You'd want to be some jackass to ask a woman if she squirts excessively before boarding the passion express and then walk away if she does. We all have hot showers and washing machines. Nobody gets hurt

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

I just use a towel or two if its likely to happen a few times.

I'm not like a fire hydrant though. It's more like someone has turned on a tap

That blanket Jaffa mentioned looks good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a pity if its inhibiting your fun OP

I would say dont worry about it and just go with the flow

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By *omebird OP Woman
over a year ago

"Its a pity if its inhibiting your fun OP

I would say dont worry about it and just go with the flow

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doubling a duvet is what I normally use!! Then to the laundrette at the petrol stations

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By *rad25irlMan
over a year ago

Carrigaline

"Its a pity if its inhibiting your fun OP

I would say dont worry about it and just go with the flow

The pun is brilliantly subtle - or is it lol made me laugh for sure

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