FabSwingers.com forum: But I'm a nice guy

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Today so far I had opening messages from deluded complete strangers offers including come fuck me in the woods, can I come pick you up in my car tonight for meet and will you come to my house for meet.

So my question is where is oddest place someone's asked you for a meet. Mine are he wanted to meet in his milk truck and the other wanted to fuck me in the stables with his horse Max watching.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today so far I had opening messages from deluded complete strangers offers including come fuck me in the woods, can I come pick you up in my car tonight for meet and will you come to my house for meet.

So my question is where is oddest place someone's asked you for a meet. Mine are he wanted to meet in his milk truck and the other wanted to fuck me in the stables with his horse Max watching. "
I literally bust out laughing reading that

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Someone asked me could they strap me into a sex swing type contraption and connect a home made milking machine to my penis....they even included an actual picture of the device like it was an episode of Dragons Den....it was at this stage that I said I was out .

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By *icevicebabyWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

I cant even cope having sex in front of a dog, imagine max the horse

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

"I cant even cope having sex in front of a dog, imagine max the horse

Worse still Mr Ed

Could ya trust him ta keep quiet and don't ask..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But he's a nice guy Rosy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But he's a nice guy Rosy!

I know I soon as they say the magic words " But I'm a nice guy" I say of course you are random person off the internet I'll meet you at Junction 14 in ten minutes to blow you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got the fuck in the wooda one too today. A guy told me he could accommodate in a garden shed before.

Im not that much of a hoe.

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

So my question is where is oddest place someone's asked you for a meet. Mine are he wanted to meet in his milk truck and the other wanted to fuck me in the stables with his horse Max watching. "

I never get odd offers, what am I doing wrong?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got the fuck in the wooda one too today. A guy told me he could accommodate in a garden shed before.

Im not that much of a hoe. "

Well in fairness I can't blame him everyone wants to fork you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offaly!

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

You just know Max needs therapy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some weird feckers on here lol

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By *eeisbackMan
over a year ago

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So my question is where is oddest place someone's asked you for a meet. Mine are he wanted to meet in his milk truck and the other wanted to fuck me in the stables with his horse Max watching. "

Haha where do some people think of there Ideas. Like theres fetishes and then theres just weird

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You just know Max needs therapy."

Max has seen things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You just know Max needs therapy.

Max has seen things

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He has seen dead people

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By *hare liasonMan
over a year ago

north and south of Ireland

As long he didn’t ask Max to join in!!!!!

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Oh I've had the stable and horse one too........lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The stable and horse and the catfight offer

Latest wanted to know was I on the pill

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"You just know Max needs therapy.

Max has seen things

He has seen dead people "

If Bruce Willis is in the stable it might be worth a trip.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The stable and horse and the catfight offer

Latest wanted to know was I on the pill"

Oh yes the cat fight in hotel guy totally forgotten about him!

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"The stable and horse and the catfight offer

Latest wanted to know was I on the pill

Oh yes the cat fight in hotel guy totally forgotten about him! "

Were y'all supposed to be in the cat fight together?

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By *lamingo57Woman
over a year ago

Carrick

"have you ever been pregnant?"

I...I....sorry, what??

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

""have you ever been pregnant?"

I...I....sorry, what??"

Oh I've had the can I get you pregnant one...I've no shelves in my oven, thats never gonna work lol

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By *unner4funMan
over a year ago

Belfast-Coleraine

Best thread I've read in a long time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The stable and horse and the catfight offer

Latest wanted to know was I on the pill

Oh yes the cat fight in hotel guy totally forgotten about him!

Were y'all supposed to be in the cat fight together?"

Kinda like Fight club but Cat Fight Club.

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By *hyeyesMan
over a year ago

meath

Max the horse , pmsl !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can accommodate...in a lorry"

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

On a bank of turf would be hot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""I can accommodate...in a lorry"

I once had a guy say he could accommodate in the wives car if he take the kids car seats out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I've just remembered the one that told me is wife was out at work for a few hours if I wanted to call, we could use the shed lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On a bank of turf would be hot

A guy did message and kindly offered to fuck me in the ass in a turf shed. I'll stick to loads of turf thanks..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The stable and horse and the catfight offer

Latest wanted to know was I on the pill

Oh yes the cat fight in hotel guy totally forgotten about him! "

And then when turned down he would continue to say how his misses would kick my ass and she never lost a fight

My face is ugly as it is don't need to ruin it more ty

Miss_tattoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I can accommodate...in a lorry"

I once had a guy say he could accommodate in the wives car if he take the kids car seats out! "

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare

I got the cat fight in hotel room today so he is back doing the rounds..its ok tho as he upped the money to 600 for the winner and 300 for the loser..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got the cat fight in hotel room today so he is back doing the rounds..its ok tho as he upped the money to 600 for the winner and 300 for the loser.."

We would get a nice week in Spain out of it, I'll let you beat me

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare

"I got the cat fight in hotel room today so he is back doing the rounds..its ok tho as he upped the money to 600 for the winner and 300 for the loser..

We would get a nice week in Spain out of it, I'll let you beat me

hahahaha good thinking!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got the cat fight in hotel room today so he is back doing the rounds..its ok tho as he upped the money to 600 for the winner and 300 for the loser.."

We teaming up again to keep the reigning title! Cum on the Lilywhites Cat Fight Club..

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare

"I got the cat fight in hotel room today so he is back doing the rounds..its ok tho as he upped the money to 600 for the winner and 300 for the loser..

We teaming up again to keep the reigning title! Cum on the Lilywhites Cat Fight Club.."

between junction 14 and cat fights im going to be with you full time

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By *attooYouMan
over a year ago

just about northside

Funniest post in ages

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

Jaysus! And I trawled Donadea forest the other weekend, even brought the dog and, typically, not a Fabber shagging up a tree to be found. Ridiculous

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By *emper-fudgeMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

I was hiking the wicklow way years ago and as you do i fired up fab to see who was around, so i get a message form a " female profile" saying she is a german exchange student and she has a tent set up near one of those methal huts, she(he) wanted me to find it in the middle of the night, and sneak in , she said she would be bent over waiting, the mad thing was they described the tent , and sure enough the next morning i passed it,the only thing was was it was 3 guys in it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was hiking the wicklow way years ago and as you do i fired up fab to see who was around, so i get a message form a " female profile" saying she is a german exchange student and she has a tent set up near one of those methal huts, she(he) wanted me to find it in the middle of the night, and sneak in , she said she would be bent over waiting, the mad thing was they described the tent , and sure enough the next morning i passed it,the only thing was was it was 3 guys in it."

I'll have to invite you over to my bell tent during the summer for a meet. You are a erection specialist after all ..Did you ever had sex while camping? It’s fucking in-tents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luckily for me i tend to avoid these deluded invites so far i keep my filters tight. But to be fair i had a little giggle when reading yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The infamous catfight one, defecate on a a glass table and the latest one was a few months ago from the lady of a couple who apparently wanted to treat her fella while she was working.

Red flag out and out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being asked to wrestle yer wan was about it

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By *ussieGuyInDubMan
over a year ago

Docklands

"The stable and horse and the catfight offer

Latest wanted to know was I on the pill

Oh yes the cat fight in hotel guy totally forgotten about him!

Were y'all supposed to be in the cat fight together?

Kinda like Fight club but Cat Fight Club. "

Sounds like first rule of Cat Fight Club is to tell everyone about Cat Fight Club.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh forgot about the socially distant meet category!

One guy wanted to wank outside my window during the first lockdown. Don't know what the neighbours would have thought about that

Then the other guy wanted a socially distant wank meet outside he was going to kindly provide gloves and hand sanitiser and they say romance is dead

Then the guy who wanted car meet late at night. But he was a "nice guy" he couldn't understand why nobody wanted to watch him knock one off in front of them in the car

What a bunch of wankers...

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By *anandJCouple
over a year ago

Citywest

It looks, to me, like you are attracting certain type of wankers… poor thing

Want a hug?

Happy Valentine’s Day

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By *ateniteCouple
over a year ago

Youghal

We've had the wrestling message a few times.

Also a truck driver at 7.30 one random weekday morning. Just a small matter of school runs and work to rearrange for a bunk up in a smelly truck cab, what's not to like.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It looks, to me, like you are attracting certain type of wankers… poor thing

Want a hug?

Happy Valentine’s Day

Oh hugs yes please! Luckily for me I could do a entire thread on my amazing meets. But this is way more fun to discuss!

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I was looking forward to a coffee at junction 14 and shopping in Kildare village this morning but it looks like its overrun by Zombie Wankers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was looking forward to a coffee at junction 14 and shopping in Kildare village this morning but it looks like its overrun by Zombie Wankers

We are called the Lilywhites because of all the cum produced there...

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By *hoknows82Man
over a year ago

South Dublin

This has made me laugh out loud.

The state of some folks..

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By *j2000Man
over a year ago

mayo

Some great 1's on here

I got txt 1 eve asking would I be interested in meet, description of what she wanted (very extreme) but her daddy wanted to watch.

Thought it was Dom type thing but no it WAS her Father!!

And that was a no from me

lol

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By *abbingMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"On a bank of turf would be hot

A guy did message and kindly offered to fuck me in the ass in a turf shed. I'll stick to loads of turf thanks.."

And they say romance is dead!

Hope we was going to throw in a few bags of turf for you to sweeten the deal!

Some view funny posts here, but some others sound outright sinister!!

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

They're really great guys - the entertainment factor is outstanding

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By *irdnBorisMan
over a year ago

meath

Jeez its all happening at junction 14 i must make a trip over again

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By *anandJCouple
over a year ago

Citywest

"Oh hugs yes please! Luckily for me I could do a entire thread on my amazing meets. But this is way more fun to discuss! "

I (Dan) provide hugs free of charge and NSA

J like hugs as well.

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By *efinitely SteveMan
over a year ago

Laytown near Dublin

There was an article in the paper today about PETA complaining about a horse who had been injured while engaging in some 'unconventional reproductive activities".

Having read this thread, I think it might be Max.

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By *ulu00Woman
over a year ago

Donegal

That man loves his horse, Ive had that message too. Poor Max

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as Max isn’t involved…

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By *anFromMarsMan
over a year ago

North

Oh come on Ladies, sure if a roll in the hay in a galvanised shed was good enough for Miley and fidelma surely a stable is The Ritz

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By *ittlekinks38Woman
over a year ago

outside belfast x

Yeah had the car meet on the side of a motorway with complete stranger??

Garden shed /man shed

Back of a van he's got a mattress in there just incase how romantic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah had the car meet on the side of a motorway with complete stranger??

Garden shed /man shed

Back of a van he's got a mattress in there just incase how romantic

Ah yes the Fuck Truck..if the van is a rocking don't go a knocking!

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

Maybe my inbox is broken....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe my inbox is broken.... "

Open that inbox up to single guys and you won't be long getting flooded with weird and wonderful and imaginative offers how they're going to suck your dick!

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

"Maybe my inbox is broken....

Open that inbox up to single guys and you won't be long getting flooded with weird and wonderful and imaginative offers how they're going to suck your dick! "

They are open to them. I've met many lads at parties and socials and need to be contactable for party invites etc. I have to put up with the random 'nice cock', 'hi sexy' etc emails but a scenario (weird or not) is never suggested beyond that I don't think. Not that I want any of those kinds of offers from lads. Most of my emails are from lads but as I said that's so I can get party invites. Fab hasn't a gobsh*te filter yet sadly.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

But, but, but, I am..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have yet to get anything too outrageous as a suggestion. Few people who asked me where we could meet outdoors though, which I don't know.

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By *reative ideasMan
over a year ago

Next door

So my question is where is oddest place someone's asked you for a meet. Mine are he wanted to meet in his milk truck and the other wanted to fuck me in the stables with his horse Max watching. "

Its awhile ago now but I'm familiar with the horse called Max situation!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So my question is where is oddest place someone's asked you for a meet. Mine are he wanted to meet in his milk truck and the other wanted to fuck me in the stables with his horse Max watching.

Its awhile ago now but I'm familiar with the horse called Max situation! "

I thought me and that farmer and Max had a special connection. From this thread it turns out I wasn't the only one he wanted to rail in the stables!

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By *llaboutfun..Man
over a year ago

Cavan

I’d say him and Max are just very popular!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it a Glanbia truck driver by any chance Rosy

fucking gas girl lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was it a Glanbia truck driver by any chance Rosy

fucking gas girl lol"

The milkman was giving me Pat Mustard vibes I think he had a massive tool he wanted to put in my box...

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By *iiboyMan
over a year ago

Tankardstown

"Maybe my inbox is broken....

Your so not wrong there lol

Open that inbox up to single guys and you won't be long getting flooded with weird and wonderful and imaginative offers how they're going to suck your dick! "

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

So my question is where is oddest place someone's asked you for a meet. Mine are he wanted to meet in his milk truck and the other wanted to fuck me in the stables with his horse Max watching. "

The real question is did Max enjoy the show?

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