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By *ed just Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

Ok I just can’t do a 69-er.

If I’m getting good head, I get too distracted to pay attention to “my end of the bargain”.

And if it’s not amazing, I’m trying to concentrate so I can explain what I want. And therefore can’t concentrate on “my end of the bargain”.

Has anyone else got a figaries around something that you can’t work out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Practice practice practice

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I don't take any of it that seriously. If something isn't working or doesn't go as planned I just laugh and move on.

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By *ed just Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"Practice practice practice "

Hahah. Yeah. That’s not it.

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

"Ok I just can’t do a 69-er.

If I’m getting good head, I get too distracted to pay attention to “my end of the bargain”.

And if it’s not amazing, I’m trying to concentrate so I can explain what I want. And therefore can’t concentrate on “my end of the bargain”.

Has anyone else got a figaries around something that you can’t work out?"

Most overrated sexual position ever !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never saw the appeal of anal or watersports. For me, the ass is a one way street. I know people like it but I don’t see the appeal of it. As for watersports, the only fluids I deal with is cum and saliva. Anything else just turns me.

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

Agreed…too distracting.

Cunnilingus is also kinda meh for me.

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By *lameBoyMan
over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin

Watersports or poo I can’t deal with in sex. Also, if a lady called me “Daddy” during foreplay or sex it would be an instant mood killer too.

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By *xplicitMan
over a year ago

donegal

Gangbang, not group sex now, that’s great, but guys hanging round to have sex with a single female, no matter how’drop dead gorgeous’ her hubby says she is I just think it’s mad. Did one years ago and the guys were all like ..

“ well, hows it goin….you next??”

“…aye, if it’s all right with you, gotta grab the eldest from work after..”

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By *agle eyed RobMan
over a year ago

Mallow

"Ok I just can’t do a 69-er.

If I’m getting good head, I get too distracted to pay attention to “my end of the bargain”.

And if it’s not amazing, I’m trying to concentrate so I can explain what I want. And therefore can’t concentrate on “my end of the bargain”.

Has anyone else got a figaries around something that you can’t work out?"

For me its a poorly shaved pussy. It really cant be that difficult to do...if you are going to shave it do it properly please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I just can’t do a 69-er.

If I’m getting good head, I get too distracted to pay attention to “my end of the bargain”.

And if it’s not amazing, I’m trying to concentrate so I can explain what I want. And therefore can’t concentrate on “my end of the bargain”.

Has anyone else got a figaries around something that you can’t work out?"

Agree if it's been done well you can't do your best to satisfy

relax enjoy then return the favour

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

"Ok I just can’t do a 69-er.

If I’m getting good head, I get too distracted to pay attention to “my end of the bargain”.

And if it’s not amazing, I’m trying to concentrate so I can explain what I want. And therefore can’t concentrate on “my end of the bargain”.

Has anyone else got a figaries around something that you can’t work out?"

Yes! 69 is complete rubbish and that's before you even open your eyes!

Face sitting (woman on top) - only half useless. Men seem to enjoy it a lot more than most women though.

Does absolutely nothing for me on a clean shaven face.

Completely turns me on a beard.

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Ok I just can’t do a 69-er.

If I’m getting good head, I get too distracted to pay attention to “my end of the bargain”.

And if it’s not amazing, I’m trying to concentrate so I can explain what I want. And therefore can’t concentrate on “my end of the bargain”.

Has anyone else got a figaries around something that you can’t work out?

Yes! 69 is complete rubbish and that's before you even open your eyes!

Face sitting (woman on top) - only half useless. Men seem to enjoy it a lot more than most women though.

Does absolutely nothing for me on a clean shaven face.

Completely turns me on a beard.

Totally agree guys

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

Getting my balls sucked

. They're sensitive yokes and some women go too rough on them. Having them touched and licked is great but if you want to suck you'd better go lightly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting my balls sucked

. They're sensitive yokes and some women go too rough on them. Having them touched and licked is great but if you want to suck you'd better go lightly

100% agree. I’m happy and enjoy them being licked but it’s an instant mood killer and actually quite painful when a women puts them in her mouth and sucks them like a lollipop

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By *heMystroMan
over a year ago

Dublin

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By *heMystroMan
over a year ago

Dublin

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By *heMystroMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Last try !

Don’t get those Creme Egg fans. Eat them normally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not into water sports, ass eating or scat. As far as most things go if I haven't done it, I'd give it a go

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Controversial one. Condoms. Smelly weird desensitising things. Once you get used to long term sex without them with a partner then sex with condoms is nowhere near as satisfying. Don't get me wrong, they are very necessary with swinging and 1-off sex, but damn I wish there was some other way of being safe and experiencing sex as nature intended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just red I'm with you about getting distracted! Im much better when I give a guy pleasure without distraction

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By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago

Sensual Center

"Ok I just can’t do a 69-er.

If I’m getting good head, I get too distracted to pay attention to “my end of the bargain”.

And if it’s not amazing, I’m trying to concentrate so I can explain what I want. And therefore can’t concentrate on “my end of the bargain”.

Has anyone else got a figaries around something that you can’t work out?

Most overrated sexual position ever !!"

True ...but it's look great..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I just can’t do a 69-er.

If I’m getting good head, I get too distracted to pay attention to “my end of the bargain”.

Im with you on this. Its distracting and i cant do good work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Primal Play...the more intense and the dirtier the better ...no hiding or being polite...bodily functions happen doesn't bother me ...never did.. drink up or clean up needed...clean up and keep going....Primal animal play ...not for everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Primal Play...the more intense and the dirtier the better ...no hiding or being polite...bodily functions happen doesn't bother me ...never did.. drink up or clean up needed...clean up and keep going....Primal animal play ...not for everyone

Mmm yes totally agree

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

"Ok I just can’t do a 69-er.

If I’m getting good head, I get too distracted to pay attention to “my end of the bargain”.

And if it’s not amazing, I’m trying to concentrate so I can explain what I want. And therefore can’t concentrate on “my end of the bargain”.

Has anyone else got a figaries around something that you can’t work out?"

I like doing 69 because of the position it puts me in. I don't mind if she's distracted. In fact, I take it as a compliment on what I'm doing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny, any time there's a thread about sexual positions, the majority of women posters will express a dislike of 69, myself included.

Another ick for me is fisting, far too evocative of unpleasant gynaecological interventions, the idea literally makes me nauseous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny, any time there's a thread about sexual positions, the majority of women posters will express a dislike of 69, myself included.

Another ick for me is fisting, far too evocative of unpleasant gynaecological interventions, the idea literally makes me nauseous "

Never seen it done and tbh don’t even know how it’s possible and also how it doesn’t hurt

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Funny, any time there's a thread about sexual positions, the majority of women posters will express a dislike of 69, myself included.

Another ick for me is fisting, far too evocative of unpleasant gynaecological interventions, the idea literally makes me nauseous

Never seen it done and tbh don’t even know how it’s possible and also how it doesn’t hurt

For the loose women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny, any time there's a thread about sexual positions, the majority of women posters will express a dislike of 69, myself included.

Another ick for me is fisting, far too evocative of unpleasant gynaecological interventions, the idea literally makes me nauseous "

Same here. The thought of being fisted makes me feel queasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pain, slapping, hair pulling….anything like that. Nope!

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

"Funny, any time there's a thread about sexual positions, the majority of women posters will express a dislike of 69, myself included.

Another ick for me is fisting, far too evocative of unpleasant gynaecological interventions, the idea literally makes me nauseous "

Some ladies love fisting

. I've not come across a huge amount of them but a niche group as such, one advantage of not having big shovels for hands

. It's certainly not something to rush into

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Funny, any time there's a thread about sexual positions, the majority of women posters will express a dislike of 69, myself included.

Another ick for me is fisting, far too evocative of unpleasant gynaecological interventions, the idea literally makes me nauseous

Never seen it done and tbh don’t even know how it’s possible and also how it doesn’t hurt

For the loose women

O'Connell Street comes to mind for some strange reason

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

"Ok I just can’t do a 69-er.

If I’m getting good head, I get too distracted to pay attention to “my end of the bargain”.

And if it’s not amazing, I’m trying to concentrate so I can explain what I want. And therefore can’t concentrate on “my end of the bargain”.

Has anyone else got a figaries around something that you can’t work out?

I like doing 69 because of the position it puts me in. I don't mind if she's distracted. In fact, I take it as a compliment on what I'm doing. "

Exactly

her distraction is a great signal that you're in the right spot / spots (for her). Some women aren't vocal when you're 'down there', so can be hard to read. Being in a 69 position apart from being hot can really help with exploring

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Funny, any time there's a thread about sexual positions, the majority of women posters will express a dislike of 69, myself included.

Another ick for me is fisting, far too evocative of unpleasant gynaecological interventions, the idea literally makes me nauseous

Never seen it done and tbh don’t even know how it’s possible and also how it doesn’t hurt

For the loose women

O'Connell Street comes to mind for some strange reason

Hit me up when you're nearby

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Funny, any time there's a thread about sexual positions, the majority of women posters will express a dislike of 69, myself included.

Another ick for me is fisting, far too evocative of unpleasant gynaecological interventions, the idea literally makes me nauseous

Some ladies love fisting

. I've not come across a huge amount of them but a niche group as such, one advantage of not having big shovels for hands

. It's certainly not something to rush into

Some might even say the bigger the better

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Funny, any time there's a thread about sexual positions, the majority of women posters will express a dislike of 69, myself included.

Another ick for me is fisting, far too evocative of unpleasant gynaecological interventions, the idea literally makes me nauseous

Never seen it done and tbh don’t even know how it’s possible and also how it doesn’t hurt

For the loose women

O'Connell Street comes to mind for some strange reason

Hit me up when you're nearby

I'll bring the sausage shall I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't understand why me and herself favorite thing to get us to fucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to say I don't get anywthing from getting my balls licked or sucked

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By *ackandsashaCouple
over a year ago

West Dublin

Shower sex and in the sea, sex. Both can be fun, but just not practical.

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Face sitting - I just can't get along with it.

Facials - especially when the gloopy snot cum hits the eye and you can pick it up

Fisting - no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never saw the appeal of anal or watersports. For me, the ass is a one way street. I know people like it but I don’t see the appeal of it. As for watersports, the only fluids I deal with is cum and saliva. Anything else just turns me."

So you don’t like when a woman cums?

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

So you don’t like when a woman cums?"

He said he likes cum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scat will always be a hard limit. For me, there is nothing sexy about poo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP i was always like this and couldn't do it then i tried again a few months ago and wow i did cum for the first time. It was amazing now i love it such a turn on, it is possible once the mind is open to practice and like anything practice makes perfect.

Also i found the right environment and person helped and aswell my hormones were crazy that day which definitely helps. So the right moment, right person, right hormone levels and practice, got it?! lol

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

Munting. Tried it once left a bad taste in my mouth

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By *ustkrissMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Doing anything when being fucked from behind, I loose concentration of it's being done right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you don’t like when a woman cums?

He said he likes cum."

Touché

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

T-bagin.. I tried it about 10 years ago

I just can't get my mouth around em(and it's big enough),plus I guess looking up at a big hairy arse that time wasn't appealing either

(cleo)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny, any time there's a thread about sexual positions, the majority of women posters will express a dislike of 69, myself included.

Another ick for me is fisting, far too evocative of unpleasant gynaecological interventions, the idea literally makes me nauseous "

I'm with you on that one....I don't see the enjoyment from either party..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"T-bagin.. I tried it about 10 years ago

I just can't get my mouth around em(and it's big enough),plus I guess looking up at a big hairy arse that time wasn't appealing either

(cleo) "

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By *ac1234Man
over a year ago

letterkenny

BDSM and the whole Daddy Dom and Sub thing.. tried if once, couldn’t take it seriously at all. Just don’t get it

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By *ed just Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"T-bagin.. I tried it about 10 years ago

I just can't get my mouth around em(and it's big enough),plus I guess looking up at a big hairy arse that time wasn't appealing either

(cleo) "

I actually roared laughing at this. Maybe you don’t need to fit them ALL in your mouth at the same time… a suggestion of it works. Also go “at” then from a different angle and you’ll have a somewhat more aesthetic view.

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By *o_armagh_manMan
over a year ago

Banbridge Area

Bruises or big red hand marks on an ass or breasts... Just not for me, some like and that's grand but it's a no from me

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Shower sex and in the sea, sex. Both can be fun, but just not practical."

Agreed, water just tends to wash away the natural juices needed for penetration.

But there's certainly something to be said for kissing, cuddling, touching, soaping each others bodies in or under water

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Sauna sex. Seems like a good idea but it's too fecking HOT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fingers in my mouth big no no.

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By *ed just Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"Fingers in my mouth big no no.

Euuuuu…. No no no. Yuk!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shower sex and in the sea, sex. Both can be fun, but just not practical.

Agreed, water just tends to wash away the natural juices needed for penetration.

But there's certainly something to be said for kissing, cuddling, touching, soaping each others bodies in or under water

Yes definitely, there is actual porn of sex in the water some are abit bazaar even for me.

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

"BDSM and the whole Daddy Dom and Sub thing.. tried if once, couldn’t take it seriously at all. Just don’t get it"
ye the Daddy thing I wouldn't be into at all or this line you see on here "so and so owns me".

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