FabSwingers.com forum: Handyman

By *auljones35 OP Man
over a year ago

inishowen

Any ladies around northwest looking for a handyman or builder , willing to do a days work and to be teased by a lady or housewife .

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By *entleman4MMFMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Handy man in Newcastle here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man in Derry looking to be teased!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this idea, happy to do some DIY for a sexy homeowner

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

It reminds of a scene from a Clint Eastwood film from decades ago called:

Thunderbolt and Lightfoot.

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By *ub23Man
over a year ago

wandering

Anyone else just see the Daniel o donnell ad after seeing this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love to help a girl housewife or any ladies who would tease painting decorating or fixing anything ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can offer this in meath snicker wearing handy man here lol

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

I have plenty of work needing done in Belfast.

I'm just too pernickety to tease at the same time, need those lines to be straight

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

I'd also like to offer my services.

By services I mean a good old fashioned ride... I won't be fixing anything in your house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have plenty of work needing done in Belfast.

I'm just too pernickety to tease at the same time, need those lines to be straight

I could help you with anything you need done

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By *ustfun009Man
over a year ago

oxford

This is a fantasy of mine but it seems no one needs a handyman on here

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By *ustchillCouple
over a year ago

Fuerteventura Canary Island, Mayo Ireland and

Skilled Tradesmen.

Tell us your professional skills here and location.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nay want yo see your skills beforehand

I need some shelves erected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone in Mayo good at painting or gardening?

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By *issTinyWoman
over a year ago

omagh

Awh this I could get on board with…love me a man in snickers trousers, the dirtier the better

If only I could afford the wood I need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in need of getting my bush trimmed it's out of control

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I'm in need of getting my bush trimmed it's out of control

Jaysus, and there was me in Naas yesterday with two hedge trimmers and a chainsaw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have plenty of work needing done in Belfast.

I'm just too pernickety to tease at the same time, need those lines to be straight

That's am interesting word so I looked it up. Did you know that

finicky is (informal) fastidious and fussy; difficult to please; exacting, especially about details while pernickety is (chiefly|british) fussy; paying undue attention to minor details; fastidious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in need of getting my bush trimmed it's out of control

Jaysus, and there was me in Naas yesterday with two hedge trimmers and a chainsaw!

It's Kildare County Council and a industrial brush cutter I need it's gone awfully long..

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I'm in need of getting my bush trimmed it's out of control

Jaysus, and there was me in Naas yesterday with two hedge trimmers and a chainsaw!

It's Kildare County Council and a industrial brush cutter I need it's gone awfully long.."

The council would need to look into it for a while before they'd do anything.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'm in need of getting my bush trimmed it's out of control

Jaysus, and there was me in Naas yesterday with two hedge trimmers and a chainsaw!

It's Kildare County Council and a industrial brush cutter I need it's gone awfully long..

The council would need to look into it for a while before they'd do anything.

And they'd sent out six men....wait a minute...

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"Awh this I could get on board with…love me a man in snickers trousers, the dirtier the better

If only I could afford the wood I need

I don’t think getting wood would be a problem…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone in Mayo good at painting or gardening?"

Not in mayo but very handy with a paintbrush.. would be willing to help you out when I had some free time from my other work.

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

Electrician, also handy at plumbing.

Can reach Dublin, kildare, Meath, Laois. Genuinely will do work for you if you need it. No expectation of alternate payments, etc.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

May I just take a moment here to introduce some realism...

As a professional self employed landscaper I can assure all and sundry that I will not at any time be working for nothing, and by that, I mean that if it can't be lodged in a bank, I won't be working for it. Just sayin' like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I just take a moment here to introduce some realism...

Every tradesman has had a day dream about it but it won’t pay the bills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be keeping it as a day dream

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By *oey4somefunMan
over a year ago

Dublin/Drogheda

Mechanic here if anyone needs a jump (jumpstart)

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By *t777Woman
over a year ago

close by

"This is a fantasy of mine but it seems no one needs a handyman on here

UK is a bit far

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By *t777Woman
over a year ago

close by

Love watching a tradesman work

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Love watching a tradesman work

Do you hold his tools for him

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By *t777Woman
over a year ago

close by

"Love watching a tradesman work

Do you hold his tools for him

If needed yes

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By *ancy38Woman
over a year ago

galway

Needs painting, gardening, wall fixed, tarmac drive abd might have a few other jobs needing doing in Mayo. Apply within. Used panties to keep as a bonus

Wee jokes lol

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By *laveishMan
over a year ago

kildare

"Love watching a tradesman work

Do you hold his tools for him

If needed yes

Would you be a tough boss... or would regular breaks be allowed

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By *ARRYGOODMan
over a year ago

Leixlip

'Sure I could have a wee look at that for you' as Daniel O'Donnell would say.

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By *andyman.snrMan
over a year ago

leixlip

ehh copyright infringement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Serious fantasy of mine and we've a new build with loads of work needing to be done. Lol. Mrs x

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Nay want yo see your skills beforehand

I need some shelves erected"

Getting wood erected isnt the problem keeping it erect is the issue some awful cowboys out there

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By *auljones35 OP Man
over a year ago

inishowen

"Serious fantasy of mine and we've a new build with loads of work needing to be done. Lol. Mrs x"
. Hi guys , if it’s a Serious fantasy and yous like some help acting it out I’m sure I’ll be able to help with it

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By *onny17Man
over a year ago

city

Alot of free time midweek in kildare/meath area happy to help of tea and buns in return lol

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By *UReadyMan
over a year ago

fairview

Honestly ,

Any guys ever get propositioned by a lady for some extra work “. Love to hear about it if yas did .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Serious fantasy of mine and we've a new build with loads of work needing to be done. Lol. Mrs x. Hi guys , if it’s a Serious fantasy and yous like some help acting it out I’m sure I’ll be able to help with it

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By *t777Woman
over a year ago

close by

"Love watching a tradesman work

Do you hold his tools for him

If needed yes

Would you be a tough boss... or would regular breaks be allowed

Cake and tea breaks of course

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

I can only see potential problems with this thread.

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By *entleman4MMFMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Honestly ,

Any guys ever get propositioned by a lady for some extra work “. Love to hear about it if yas did . "

I had a nice pair of boobs blatantly rubbed against me, unfortunately she was not my type.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love watching a tradesman work

Do you hold his tools for him

If needed yes

Would you be a tough boss... or would regular breaks be allowed

Cake and tea breaks of course "

Only cake or would there be some buns or cream pies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can only see potential problems with this thread."

I can see a lot of jobs only getting half done

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"I can only see potential problems with this thread.

I can see a lot of jobs only getting half done"

Yes.and full "payment" demanded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any ladies in the northeast want there lawns mowed

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By *t777Woman
over a year ago

close by

"Love watching a tradesman work

Do you hold his tools for him

If needed yes

Would you be a tough boss... or would regular breaks be allowed

Cake and tea breaks of course

Only cake or would there be some buns or cream pies"

Well whatever is requested

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By *onny17Man
over a year ago

city

"Love watching a tradesman work

Do you hold his tools for him

If needed yes

Would you be a tough boss... or would regular breaks be allowed

Cake and tea breaks of course

Only cake or would there be some buns or cream pies

Well whatever is requested"

Il take whatever you are giving

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"I have plenty of work needing done in Belfast.

I'm just too pernickety to tease at the same time, need those lines to be straight

That's am interesting word so I looked it up. Did you know that

finicky is (informal) fastidious and fussy; difficult to please; exacting, especially about details while pernickety is (chiefly|british) fussy; paying undue attention to minor details; fastidious.

They're not minor, they're annoyingly niggly and they stand out like they've got neon lights attached.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure yeah what you need dune ?

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Anyone would need to be a total headcase to enter into one of these arrangements.

A headcase or an escort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electrician,

Meath,Kildare and Dublin.

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By *ilverfox74Man
over a year ago

dublin offaly

Jack of all trades. Good rates given. End result very satisfying lol

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By *auljones35 OP Man
over a year ago

inishowen

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By *auljones35 OP Man
over a year ago

inishowen

"Love watching a tradesman work

Do you hold his tools for him

If needed yes

Would you be a tough boss... or would regular breaks be allowed

Cake and tea breaks of course

Only cake or would there be some buns or cream pies

Well whatever is requested"

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By *auljones35 OP Man
over a year ago

inishowen

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By *auljones35 OP Man
27 weeks ago

inishowen

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