FabSwingers.com forum: The basics

By *ed just Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

Ok so I had to fess up today that I’ve never shagged in a swimming pool. Considering how long I’ve been “in the saddle” this is pretty surprising. I done nearly all the seriously kinky stuff and nothing shocks me anymore.

Anyone else not done some of the basics??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the basics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it have to have water in said pool ?

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By *ed just Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"What's the basics?

Not sure… stuff that EVERYONE else seems to have done??

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By *ed just Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"Does it have to have water in said pool ? "

Bahahaha. That’s probably the point..

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

There's me going for a swim in a pool earlier

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By *ntimateExperience21Man
over a year ago

Dublin, Louth, Meath, Kildare

Has anyone been caught having sex somewhere public? ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's me going for a swim in a pool earlier "

Hope you didn’t drink any water

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By *uncpl1703Couple
over a year ago

genuine cpl

Never had sex with 2 women ,bucket list

????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the basics?

Not sure… stuff that EVERYONE else seems to have done??"

Ah well it's a long list than

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare

up until last year I never had sex out side.. so im so late to the party im almost coming in backwards

' eager to please and quick study' if anyone wants to take me on

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Never in a pool but in the sea quite a few times.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Never in a hot tub tho now that I think of it.

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

I've done what I've done, can't change the past and am quite happy with that. I also don't feel the need to compare myself to other people's sexual exploits and activities.

I'll do my thing in my time with the right person.

I'm sure I'm "missing" plenty of what others may call the "basics" - it just means I'll have more fun doing the basics now on top of everything else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never in a hot tub tho now that I think of it. "

Thats on my fuck it list for this year , have hot tub just need the guy now lol

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By *ed just Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"I've done what I've done, can't change the past and am quite happy with that. I also don't feel the need to compare myself to other people's sexual exploits and activities.

I'll do my thing in my time with the right person.

I'm sure I'm "missing" plenty of what others may call the "basics" - it just means I'll have more fun doing the basics now on top of everything else

This isn’t about comparison. It’s about having a bit of a giggle in shitty times about how much we’ve learned about ourselves over the years. And how most of us are middle aged and are still discovering weird and wonderful things to do.

If you need to compare yourself, sadly that says more about where you are than a post on a forum.

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By *ed just Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"Never in a hot tub tho now that I think of it. "

Aha jaysis.

I now need the sea, a pool and a hot tub all added to my list.

You’d nicer think I was a “water sign”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never in a hot tub tho now that I think of it.

Aha jaysis.

I now need the sea, a pool and a hot tub all added to my list.

You’d nicer think I was a “water sign”

Bound to be an Airbnb with a view of the seaside with a hot tub

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Never in a hot tub tho now that I think of it.

Aha jaysis.

I now need the sea, a pool and a hot tub all added to my list.

You’d nicer think I was a “water sign”

What about watersports ...just to fill all the boxes

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Never in a hot tub tho now that I think of it.

Aha jaysis.

I now need the sea, a pool and a hot tub all added to my list.

You’d nicer think I was a “water sign”

Oops sorry at least I didnt mention a jacuzzi bath oh oooops just did

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By *onny17Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Never in a hot tub tho now that I think of it.

Thats on my fuck it list for this year , have hot tub just need the guy now lol"

Enquire within lol

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By *ed just Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

Ah ffs.

IM WRITING AS FAST AS I CAN!!!

Where’s Vin diesel when I need him….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah ffs.

IM WRITING AS FAST AS I CAN!!!

Where’s Vin diesel when I need him…."

I have him locked in the shed with my hot tub

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Not a clue what the list of basics are but if they are anything like the give yourself a point for everything you haven't done thread I'm still in the traps with most people halfway round the track.

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By *ed just Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"Never in a hot tub tho now that I think of it.

Thats on my fuck it list for this year , have hot tub just need the guy now lol"

Do you rent rooms by the few hours ?

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By *ed just Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"Ah ffs.

IM WRITING AS FAST AS I CAN!!!

Where’s Vin diesel when I need him….

I have him locked in the shed with my hot tub "

I’ll fight ye for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a clue what the list of basics are but if they are anything like the give yourself a point for everything you haven't done thread I'm still in the traps with most people halfway round the track. "

The view looks good from here though

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I'll give ya a poke to get ya going

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare

wait red, we are middle aged??? Well now no one informed me!!!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"wait red, we are middle aged??? Well now no one informed me!!!

You're ok your mirror takes years off you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"up until last year I never had sex out side.. so im so late to the party im almost coming in backwards

' eager to please and quick study' if anyone wants to take me on

You can back in to my party any

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare

"wait red, we are middle aged??? Well now no one informed me!!!

You're ok your mirror takes years off you

phew!! Jesus bog thanks for that! if I stumble again will you come be my mirror and keep telling me that

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare

"up until last year I never had sex out side.. so im so late to the party im almost coming in backwards

' eager to please and quick study' if anyone wants to take me on

You can back in to my party any

such a bold brat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah ffs.

IM WRITING AS FAST AS I CAN!!!

Where’s Vin diesel when I need him…."

Someone looking for me

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By *ed just Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"wait red, we are middle aged??? Well now no one informed me!!!

You're ok your mirror takes years off you

phew!! Jesus bog thanks for that! if I stumble again will you come be my mirror and keep telling me that

No you’re grand.

I’m fucked.

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By *ed just Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"Ah ffs.

IM WRITING AS FAST AS I CAN!!!

Where’s Vin diesel when I need him….

Someone looking for me

I found you in DDs basement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never played in a shower. Bit of kissing etc but no full on play. But I think it would be sooo sensual!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"wait red, we are middle aged??? Well now no one informed me!!!

You're ok your mirror takes years off you

phew!! Jesus bog thanks for that! if I stumble again will you come be my mirror and keep telling me that

No you’re grand.

I’m fucked.

That new picture would say otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah ffs.

IM WRITING AS FAST AS I CAN!!!

Where’s Vin diesel when I need him….

Someone looking for me

I found you in DDs basement. "

Looking for my stash of creme eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah ffs.

IM WRITING AS FAST AS I CAN!!!

Where’s Vin diesel when I need him….

Someone looking for me

I found you in DDs basement. "

Yep and there’s plenty of room in this hot tub

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By *ed just Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"wait red, we are middle aged??? Well now no one informed me!!!

You're ok your mirror takes years off you

phew!! Jesus bog thanks for that! if I stumble again will you come be my mirror and keep telling me that

No you’re grand.

I’m fucked.

That new picture would say otherwise "

That’s cos you can’t see my face…

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Not a clue what the list of basics are but if they are anything like the give yourself a point for everything you haven't done thread I'm still in the traps with most people halfway round the track.

I'll give ya a poke to get ya going

Ill give ya a hand

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"wait red, we are middle aged??? Well now no one informed me!!!

You're ok your mirror takes years off you

phew!! Jesus bog thanks for that! if I stumble again will you come be my mirror and keep telling me that

No you’re grand.

I’m fucked.

That new picture would say otherwise

That’s cos you can’t see my face…"

You've a gorgeous face...you and Missme could be sisters

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Not a clue what the list of basics are but if they are anything like the give yourself a point for everything you haven't done thread I'm still in the traps with most people halfway round the track.

I'll give ya a poke to get ya going

Ill give ya a hand

No axe allowed tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wait red, we are middle aged??? Well now no one informed me!!!

You're ok your mirror takes years off you

phew!! Jesus bog thanks for that! if I stumble again will you come be my mirror and keep telling me that

No you’re grand.

I’m fucked.

That new picture would say otherwise

That’s cos you can’t see my face…

You've a gorgeous face...you and Missme could be sisters "

In the local convent ………Jasus that’s pushing it a bit Bog

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"wait red, we are middle aged??? Well now no one informed me!!!

You're ok your mirror takes years off you

phew!! Jesus bog thanks for that! if I stumble again will you come be my mirror and keep telling me that

No you’re grand.

I’m fucked.

That new picture would say otherwise

That’s cos you can’t see my face…

You've a gorgeous face...you and Missme could be sisters

In the local convent ………Jasus that’s pushing it a bit Bog

Can just imagine them as nuns now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wait red, we are middle aged??? Well now no one informed me!!!

You're ok your mirror takes years off you

phew!! Jesus bog thanks for that! if I stumble again will you come be my mirror and keep telling me that

No you’re grand.

I’m fucked.

That new picture would say otherwise

That’s cos you can’t see my face…

You've a gorgeous face...you and Missme could be sisters

In the local convent ………Jasus that’s pushing it a bit Bog

Can just imagine them as nuns now "

I can

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By *tiffler400Man
over a year ago

belfast

What about a lake?

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare

Did someone call for Sister MissMe ( Jesus that's a mouthful

I could totally spend my days on My knees calling for 'GOD OHHH GOD' infact I think I was built for this role

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Sister Act 4....Dirty Habbits

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

I'm not in the mile high club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone call for Sister MissMe ( Jesus that's a mouthful

I could totally spend my days on My knees calling for 'GOD OHHH GOD' infact I think I was built for this role

Oh now there's a job I could give a go

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

OP put up a list of all the places/possibilities you can think of and ask folks to score their hits/points.

I'd do it myself but I am just off to bed, along with the fact my list would likely be too long.

Happy to collaborate over the selection of the list though, if you'd like.

For example, would you have listed rooftop near airport?

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
over a year ago

The West

The thing is, having sex in a pool, beach or even a shower is just movie or porn fantasies. The reality is their a pain in the arse!!

None of the above are remotely comfortable. Something you might do for a laugh. The thrill is more in getting caught or being watched. Have tried all and you never really think " I cant wait to do that again!!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"The thing is, having sex in a pool, beach or even a shower is just movie or porn fantasies. The reality is their a pain in the arse!!

That's the most sensible post I've seen in a while.

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By *adhatter and coCouple
over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

"The thing is, having sex in a pool, beach or even a shower is just movie or porn fantasies. The reality is their a pain in the arse!!

We had sex in a lake and it was bloody amazing The water was so still and no one for miles around I think lol

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By *orkGuyFunGuyMan
over a year ago

Cork

Sex in water is all great in theory…. Shite and awkward in practice

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By *ymboMan
over a year ago

here and there.

Agreed! It's fun, but never a regular part of play!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Butlins was never the same after people discovered the glass sides of the pool facing into the bar

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By *imatureMan
over a year ago

sligo

Stuck my Mickey in the girlfriend letterbox years ago when I was saying good night to her, and her big sister caught me

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I never had:

Car sex, pool sex, hot tub sex, sauna sex, beach sex, mountain sex, forest sex, public toilet sex, high mile sex, office sex....

And I've no intention of doing it.

I prefer to relax and enjoy when having sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car sex , can't understand how it's possible to be honest

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Stuck my Mickey in the girlfriend letterbox years ago when I was saying good night to her, and her big sister caught me

This reminds me of the scene in Porkys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never had:

Car sex, pool sex, hot tub sex, sauna sex, beach sex, mountain sex, forest sex, public toilet sex, high mile sex, office sex....

And I've no intention of doing it.

I prefer to relax and enjoy when having sex. "

I've experienced some of these, but it's a situational thing, I certainly don't see it as a checklist.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"I never had:

Car sex, pool sex, hot tub sex, sauna sex, beach sex, mountain sex, forest sex, public toilet sex, high mile sex, office sex....

And I've no intention of doing it.

I prefer to relax and enjoy when having sex.

I've experienced some of these, but it's a situational thing, I certainly don't see it as a checklist. "

That's how I see it as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thing is, having sex in a pool, beach or even a shower is just movie or porn fantasies. The reality is their a pain in the arse!!

We like shower sex, not into getting sand into our bits though

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By *imatureMan
over a year ago

sligo

"Stuck my Mickey in the girlfriend letterbox years ago when I was saying good night to her, and her big sister caught me

This reminds me of the scene in Porkys "

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
over a year ago

The West

"The thing is, having sex in a pool, beach or even a shower is just movie or porn fantasies. The reality is their a pain in the arse!!

We like shower sex, not into getting sand into our bits though "

If agree, it can enjoyable in a nice big open hot shower, with plenty of space!!...beach sex is just ridiculously uncomfortable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stuck my Mickey in the girlfriend letterbox years ago when I was saying good night to her, and her big sister caught me

You or your mickey?

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By *imatureMan
over a year ago

sligo

"Stuck my Mickey in the girlfriend letterbox years ago when I was saying good night to her, and her big sister caught me

You or your mickey?"
me unfortunately wish she caught my Mickey she was hot

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By *omadic_VikingMan
over a year ago

Waterford

Basics eh? Never done it in a car, but iv done it on the car...

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By *elfastStudMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Has anyone been caught having sex somewhere public? ??"

I got caught fucking in a park in the middle of the night in central Sydney by the police. We ran away, both of us completely naked, as they drove down the path towards us. We made our way to a long wall.. she was bent over looking around the corner to see if they’d gone away or if they’d stop to get out and search for us, and I was fucking her from behind as she was on lookout.

Not only did we only meet that night at our hostel, but we were both completely sober

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By *razygoalsMan
over a year ago

Dundalk

"Has anyone been caught having sex somewhere public? ??"

There is still a video going around that the row of taxi men watching took (unnoticed to us) of me fucking my ex doggy just outside the courthouse in dundalk when I was like 18.....good times

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By *razygoalsMan
over a year ago

Dundalk

Great round of applause when I finished from the taxi drivers, that's when we noticed the crowd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have ticked the pool and the beach in the high grass with cuffs on but not in the sea or a mountain yet. There us alot of yets to fantasie about i suppose but all in time hopefully.

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By *elfastStudMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Ok so I had to fess up today that I’ve never shagged in a swimming pool. Considering how long I’ve been “in the saddle” this is pretty surprising. I done nearly all the seriously kinky stuff and nothing shocks me anymore.

Anyone else not done some of the basics??"

Haven’t done it in a jacuzzi or sauna yet, or on a hike..

Anyone wanna do it with me feel free to DM

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By *razygoalsMan
over a year ago

Dundalk

"Basics eh? Never done it in a car, but iv done it on the car..."

On is always a better option anyway if it's not too cold out

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By *razygoalsMan
over a year ago

Dundalk

..beach sex is just ridiculously uncomfortable!"

Couldnt agree more, whoever set that as a must do in life just wanted to torture people

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

"Does it have to have water in said pool ?

Bahahaha. That’s probably the point.."

If you have a choice, make sure it's salted as opposed to chlorinated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..beach sex is just ridiculously uncomfortable!

Couldnt agree more, whoever set that as a must do in life just wanted to torture people

We had a good od time on the beach hidden in the high grass and looking at people pass. He did get a bit freaked out with the cuffs after seeing a person pass so close to us aswell.

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