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By *ed just Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

I’ve been having a bit of fun with updates and a fab friend and our inboxes are blowing up with people getting the wrong end of the stick. It’s hilarious.

What’s the most misleading update you can think of!!?! One guaranteed to sending minds into overdrive

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By *issMollyXXXWoman
over a year ago

Limerick


"I’ve been having a bit of fun with updates and a fab friend and our inboxes are blowing up with people getting the wrong end of the stick. It’s hilarious.

What’s the most misleading update you can think of!!?! One guaranteed to sending minds into overdrive "

Did you really pop Missme's cherry, go on you can tell us...lol

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare

that I'm popping/ eating/ licking cherries all round Dublin

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare


"I’ve been having a bit of fun with updates and a fab friend and our inboxes are blowing up with people getting the wrong end of the stick. It’s hilarious.

What’s the most misleading update you can think of!!?! One guaranteed to sending minds into overdrive

Did you really pop Missme's cherry, go on you can tell us...lol"

missmolly, she actually did pop my cherry but not the one men think

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By *ed just Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City


"I’ve been having a bit of fun with updates and a fab friend and our inboxes are blowing up with people getting the wrong end of the stick. It’s hilarious.

What’s the most misleading update you can think of!!?! One guaranteed to sending minds into overdrive

Did you really pop Missme's cherry, go on you can tell us...lol"

I introduced her to chicken wings. Some of the best in Dublin in my expert opinion. So it was a cherry - of sorts

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"I’ve been having a bit of fun with updates and a fab friend and our inboxes are blowing up with people getting the wrong end of the stick. It’s hilarious.

What’s the most misleading update you can think of!!?! One guaranteed to sending minds into overdrive "

well those updates will definitely get talk going .So funny .

I'm on a go slow today so can't think of any others I've seen really.

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By *issMollyXXXWoman
over a year ago

Limerick


"I’ve been having a bit of fun with updates and a fab friend and our inboxes are blowing up with people getting the wrong end of the stick. It’s hilarious.

What’s the most misleading update you can think of!!?! One guaranteed to sending minds into overdrive

Did you really pop Missme's cherry, go on you can tell us...lol

I introduced her to chicken wings. Some of the best in Dublin in my expert opinion. So it was a cherry - of sorts "

Howling laughing here!! I hope they were finger licking good with plenty of blue cheese...

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

"Making plans... excited"

..because the local play centre opened again so I can drink coffee againwithout the kids interrupting me.

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare

in my 40 years ( yes im a proud 40 year old) I've never eaten a chicken wing in my life.. so the gorgeous Red sorted that out for me

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare


""Making plans... excited"

..because the local play centre opened again so I can drink coffee againwithout the kids interrupting me."

bahahahaha...this is gold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See if mine get the ones with daddy issues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took part in one of the update your status threads lately and can't remember what I posted but the messages I got , I worry for the future of mankind

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By *issMollyXXXWoman
over a year ago

Limerick


"See if mine get the ones with daddy issues "

Show me the money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See if mine get the ones with daddy issues

Show me the money "

Thing is I really did at Xmas 100k,or did i

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"in my 40 years ( yes im a proud 40 year old) I've never eaten a chicken wing in my life.. so the gorgeous Red sorted that out for me "

I haven't either they just seem pointless to eat looking at them . But by the sound of this I have been wrong all.these years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Making plans... excited"

..because the local play centre opened again so I can drink coffee againwithout the kids interrupting me."

Haha this I can relate to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate cherries...........but love chicken! How do you like them apples!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"in my 40 years ( yes im a proud 40 year old) I've never eaten a chicken wing in my life.. so the gorgeous Red sorted that out for me "

Hope you didn't have an accident with the sauce like Red did a few weeks ago

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By *ed just Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City


"in my 40 years ( yes im a proud 40 year old) I've never eaten a chicken wing in my life.. so the gorgeous Red sorted that out for me

Hope you didn't have an accident with the sauce like Red did a few weeks ago "

I BLOODY RUBBED MY EYES!!! Seriously my own stupidity levels astound me sometimes.

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare


"in my 40 years ( yes im a proud 40 year old) I've never eaten a chicken wing in my life.. so the gorgeous Red sorted that out for me

I haven't either they just seem pointless to eat looking at them . But by the sound of this I have been wrong all.these years. "

Bo, no joke I absolutely thought the same..too much like work eating them

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare


"in my 40 years ( yes im a proud 40 year old) I've never eaten a chicken wing in my life.. so the gorgeous Red sorted that out for me

Hope you didn't have an accident with the sauce like Red did a few weeks ago "

Hahaha Bog she was sure to explain WHAT NOT to do yesterday

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By *ed just Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

I explained all the important bits, like the three different types, how to make a boneless wing for smoother eating, how to dippy them for maximum sauce coverage, the importance of opening the finger wipe sachets BEFORE you start eating… it was a full education!!!

There were also duck balls….

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"I explained all the important bits, like the three different types, how to make a boneless wing for smoother eating, how to dippy them for maximum sauce coverage, the importance of opening the finger wipe sachets BEFORE you start eating… it was a full education!!!

There were also duck balls…. "

Opening the wipe packet beforehand is a revelation in fairness. No more struggling with greasy fingers

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By *issMollyXXXWoman
over a year ago

Limerick


"I explained all the important bits, like the three different types, how to make a boneless wing for smoother eating, how to dippy them for maximum sauce coverage, the importance of opening the finger wipe sachets BEFORE you start eating… it was a full education!!!

There were also duck balls….

Opening the wipe packet beforehand is a revelation in fairness. No more struggling with greasy fingers "

Is it all wipes now? Remember when you used to get a finger bowl with hot water and lemon

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By *ed just Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City


"I explained all the important bits, like the three different types, how to make a boneless wing for smoother eating, how to dippy them for maximum sauce coverage, the importance of opening the finger wipe sachets BEFORE you start eating… it was a full education!!!

There were also duck balls….

Opening the wipe packet beforehand is a revelation in fairness. No more struggling with greasy fingers "

LOL!!! Telling ya. EYEOPENING

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"I explained all the important bits, like the three different types, how to make a boneless wing for smoother eating, how to dippy them for maximum sauce coverage, the importance of opening the finger wipe sachets BEFORE you start eating… it was a full education!!!

There were also duck balls….

Opening the wipe packet beforehand is a revelation in fairness. No more struggling with greasy fingers

Is it all wipes now? Remember when you used to get a finger bowl with hot water and lemon"

The Notions thread was last week

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"I explained all the important bits, like the three different types, how to make a boneless wing for smoother eating, how to dippy them for maximum sauce coverage, the importance of opening the finger wipe sachets BEFORE you start eating… it was a full education!!!

There were also duck balls….

Opening the wipe packet beforehand is a revelation in fairness. No more struggling with greasy fingers

Is it all wipes now? Remember when you used to get a finger bowl with hot water and lemon"

I haven’t seen the bowl in ages, the last few times having wings or ribs it’s been the wet wipes

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I've never had chicken wings in my life

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By *issMollyXXXWoman
over a year ago

Limerick


"I explained all the important bits, like the three different types, how to make a boneless wing for smoother eating, how to dippy them for maximum sauce coverage, the importance of opening the finger wipe sachets BEFORE you start eating… it was a full education!!!

There were also duck balls….

Opening the wipe packet beforehand is a revelation in fairness. No more struggling with greasy fingers

Is it all wipes now? Remember when you used to get a finger bowl with hot water and lemon

I haven’t seen the bowl in ages, the last few times having wings or ribs it’s been the wet wipes "

Makes sense I suppose since the world became obsessed with hand sanitizing

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By *ed just Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

This is a good explanation

https://youtu.be/BRcOY-PvOC8

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By *ed just Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City


"I've never had chicken wings in my life "

Right you’re next for a twirl on the “red wings go round”. And we’ll get you some lemon soup to wash your fingers too!!

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"I've never had chicken wings in my life

Right you’re next for a twirl on the “red wings go round”. And we’ll get you some lemon soup to wash your fingers too!! "

Take him under your wing Red

I can only apologise for the bad pun

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By *issMollyXXXWoman
over a year ago

Limerick


"This is a good explanation

https://youtu.be/BRcOY-PvOC8"

Now Im just hungry

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By *ed just Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City


"I've never had chicken wings in my life

Right you’re next for a twirl on the “red wings go round”. And we’ll get you some lemon soup to wash your fingers too!!

Take him under your wing Red

I can only apologise for the bad pun "

He’s already tucked in nicely. Awesome pun tho LOL

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By *ed just Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City


"This is a good explanation

https://youtu.be/BRcOY-PvOC8

Now Im just hungry "

I KNOW me too!!!

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By *issMollyXXXWoman
over a year ago

Limerick


"This is a good explanation

https://youtu.be/BRcOY-PvOC8

Now Im just hungry

I KNOW me too!!!"

But seriously I never knew there was a " knack" to eating wings, definitely on the supper menu this week to give it a try!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a good explanation

https://youtu.be/BRcOY-PvOC8

Now Im just hungry "

Now I want to try them

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By *issMollyXXXWoman
over a year ago

Limerick


"This is a good explanation

https://youtu.be/BRcOY-PvOC8

Now Im just hungry

I KNOW me too!!!

But seriously I never knew there was a " knack" to eating wings, definitely on the supper menu this week to give it a try!!"

Ye will know when Im having wings, I will post " evening of filty fun ahead" :

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By *ed just Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

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By *ed just Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City


"This is a good explanation

https://youtu.be/BRcOY-PvOC8

Now Im just hungry

I KNOW me too!!!

But seriously I never knew there was a " knack" to eating wings, definitely on the supper menu this week to give it a try!!

Ye will know when Im having wings, I will post " evening of filty fun ahead" : "

Now I need you in my friends list!!!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Never mind misleading updates.

When was the last time you saw a buffalo with wings?

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare


"This is a good explanation

https://youtu.be/BRcOY-PvOC8

Now Im just hungry

I KNOW me too!!!

But seriously I never knew there was a " knack" to eating wings, definitely on the supper menu this week to give it a try!!

Ye will know when Im having wings, I will post " evening of filty fun ahead" : "

this is brillant!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never mind misleading updates.

When was the last time you saw a buffalo with wings? "

A few of them flew away from a field down here apparently so ya never know

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Never mind misleading updates.

When was the last time you saw a buffalo with wings?

A few of them flew away from a field down here apparently so ya never know"

Seemingly they didn’t just fly

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Never mind misleading updates.

When was the last time you saw a buffalo with wings?

A few of them flew away from a field down here apparently so ya never know

Seemingly they didn’t just fly"

Cowboy rustlers

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By *issMollyXXXWoman
over a year ago

Limerick


"This is a good explanation

https://youtu.be/BRcOY-PvOC8

Now Im just hungry

I KNOW me too!!!

But seriously I never knew there was a " knack" to eating wings, definitely on the supper menu this week to give it a try!!

Ye will know when Im having wings, I will post " evening of filty fun ahead" :

Now I need you in my friends list!!! "

Done!! Could be having a few filty nights this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve been having a bit of fun with updates and a fab friend and our inboxes are blowing up with people getting the wrong end of the stick. It’s hilarious.

What’s the most misleading update you can think of!!?! One guaranteed to sending minds into overdrive

Did you really pop Missme's cherry, go on you can tell us...lol

I introduced her to chicken wings. Some of the best in Dublin in my expert opinion. So it was a cherry - of sorts "

. Where'd you get the wings? My favorite are from tribeca

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By *ol_ieMan
over a year ago

Dublin west


"I’ve been having a bit of fun with updates and a fab friend and our inboxes are blowing up with people getting the wrong end of the stick. It’s hilarious.

What’s the most misleading update you can think of!!?! One guaranteed to sending minds into overdrive

Did you really pop Missme's cherry, go on you can tell us...lol

I introduced her to chicken wings. Some of the best in Dublin in my expert opinion. So it was a cherry - of sorts . Where'd you get the wings? My favorite are from tribeca"

Good shout that one..they up there with the best in Dublin

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By *ed just Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

It’s my local place so I won’t name it but they are bloody good. Also I’m a regular there we had extra special treatment. A great table and magic service.

But yea, elephant & castle and Tribeca are some of the best wings.

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By *ed just Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City


"This is a good explanation

https://youtu.be/BRcOY-PvOC8

Now Im just hungry

I KNOW me too!!!

But seriously I never knew there was a " knack" to eating wings, definitely on the supper menu this week to give it a try!!

Ye will know when Im having wings, I will post " evening of filty fun ahead" :

Now I need you in my friends list!!!

Done!! Could be having a few filty nights this week "

It’ll be really messy… in your mouth, your hair, dribbling down your chin, all over your fingers… and anyone who looks at you will know exactly what you’ve been up to.

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By *issMollyXXXWoman
over a year ago

Limerick


"This is a good explanation

https://youtu.be/BRcOY-PvOC8

Now Im just hungry

I KNOW me too!!!

But seriously I never knew there was a " knack" to eating wings, definitely on the supper menu this week to give it a try!!

Ye will know when Im having wings, I will post " evening of filty fun ahead" :

Now I need you in my friends list!!!

Done!! Could be having a few filty nights this week

It’ll be really messy… in your mouth, your hair, dribbling down your chin, all over your fingers… and anyone who looks at you will know exactly what you’ve been up to. "

Anywhere except the hair...lol

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Some accountant was looking at a dead chicken once in a factory and decided that the feet and the wings were a delicacy

So the feet are shipped to China

And the wings were covered in sauce so hot that you couldn't taste the gristle

The accountant actually smiled with the extra 5% to the bottom line

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By *ed just Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City


"Some accountant was looking at a dead chicken once in a factory and decided that the feet and the wings were a delicacy

So the feet are shipped to China

And the wings were covered in sauce so hot that you couldn't taste the gristle

The accountant actually smiled with the extra 5% to the bottom line

"

Shhhh you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some accountant was looking at a dead chicken once in a factory and decided that the feet and the wings were a delicacy

So the feet are shipped to China

And the wings were covered in sauce so hot that you couldn't taste the gristle

The accountant actually smiled with the extra 5% to the bottom line

Shhhh you!!"

Cherry popper

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare


"This is a good explanation

https://youtu.be/BRcOY-PvOC8

Now Im just hungry

I KNOW me too!!!

But seriously I never knew there was a " knack" to eating wings, definitely on the supper menu this week to give it a try!!

Ye will know when Im having wings, I will post " evening of filty fun ahead" :

Now I need you in my friends list!!!

Done!! Could be having a few filty nights this week

It’ll be really messy… in your mouth, your hair, dribbling down your chin, all over your fingers… and anyone who looks at you will know exactly what you’ve been up to.

Anywhere except the hair...lol"

never the hair!! my only requirement

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By *issMollyXXXWoman
over a year ago

Limerick


"This is a good explanation

https://youtu.be/BRcOY-PvOC8

Now Im just hungry

I KNOW me too!!!

But seriously I never knew there was a " knack" to eating wings, definitely on the supper menu this week to give it a try!!

Ye will know when Im having wings, I will post " evening of filty fun ahead" :

Now I need you in my friends list!!!

Done!! Could be having a few filty nights this week

It’ll be really messy… in your mouth, your hair, dribbling down your chin, all over your fingers… and anyone who looks at you will know exactly what you’ve been up to.

Anywhere except the hair...lol

never the hair!! my only requirement "

We are still talking about wings, arent we?

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare


"This is a good explanation

https://youtu.be/BRcOY-PvOC8

Now Im just hungry

I KNOW me too!!!

But seriously I never knew there was a " knack" to eating wings, definitely on the supper menu this week to give it a try!!

Ye will know when Im having wings, I will post " evening of filty fun ahead" :

Now I need you in my friends list!!!

Done!! Could be having a few filty nights this week

It’ll be really messy… in your mouth, your hair, dribbling down your chin, all over your fingers… and anyone who looks at you will know exactly what you’ve been up to.

Anywhere except the hair...lol

never the hair!! my only requirement

We are still talking about wings, arent we? "

eeemmmm sure we are

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By *issMollyXXXWoman
over a year ago

Limerick


"This is a good explanation

https://youtu.be/BRcOY-PvOC8

Now Im just hungry

I KNOW me too!!!

But seriously I never knew there was a " knack" to eating wings, definitely on the supper menu this week to give it a try!!

Ye will know when Im having wings, I will post " evening of filty fun ahead" :

Now I need you in my friends list!!!

Done!! Could be having a few filty nights this week

It’ll be really messy… in your mouth, your hair, dribbling down your chin, all over your fingers… and anyone who looks at you will know exactly what you’ve been up to.

Anywhere except the hair...lol

never the hair!! my only requirement

We are still talking about wings, arent we?

eeemmmm sure we are "

Thanks Ladies, best giggle in ages on here, whilst I appreciate the heavier threads sometimes you just have to laugh

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By *ed just Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City


"This is a good explanation

https://youtu.be/BRcOY-PvOC8

Now Im just hungry

I KNOW me too!!!

But seriously I never knew there was a " knack" to eating wings, definitely on the supper menu this week to give it a try!!

Ye will know when Im having wings, I will post " evening of filty fun ahead" :

Now I need you in my friends list!!!

Done!! Could be having a few filty nights this week

It’ll be really messy… in your mouth, your hair, dribbling down your chin, all over your fingers… and anyone who looks at you will know exactly what you’ve been up to.

Anywhere except the hair...lol

never the hair!! my only requirement

We are still talking about wings, arent we?

eeemmmm sure we are

Thanks Ladies, best giggle in ages on here, whilst I appreciate the heavier threads sometimes you just have to laugh "

No idea what you’re on about. No, erm, hot sauce in the hair!!!

Although there was that one time when he couldn’t quite wait to get his bib on and it went everywhere…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Making plans... excited"

..because the local play centre opened again so I can drink coffee againwithout the kids interrupting me."

Spot on I know that feeling!

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