FabSwingers.com forum: You are a burglar but you only steal something that will only slightly inconvenience

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Borrowed from the lounge

What you stealing?

TV remote

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By *omebirdWoman
over a year ago

All the spoons

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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago

athenry

Light bulbs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All the spoons

I had a house party one night next day could not find one knife, none of them spent all day looking, eventually found them in the washing machine. One of the lads thought there might be a row so he hid all the knives

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By *oseredWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Chargers and batteries.

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By *ony85sMan
over a year ago

Dublin

All the bathroom fittings

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makeup brushes

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Makeup brushes"

That is NOT a mild incovenience geralt.

Lego building manuals and your pencil

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

One of each sock

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

Galway

All the toothbrushes.

All the loo paper,

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

The wooden spoons.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Wifi router

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By *eeingWhatsHere21Man
over a year ago

Northside

Take a tiny square of carpet near the center of every carpet/carpeted room.

Then take all of those small caps on radiators that enable you to twist the valve.

Lastly steal all the good chocolate from any box of Celebrations, Roses or Quality Street.

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

Shoelaces

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

I ask a similar question to this when I match with someone on bumble…way better answers here!

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By *quinnMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Every pen in the house

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Every pen in the house

Good luck finding one in the first place

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By *R BxMan
over a year ago

wonderland

"One of each sock

That's so evil!!

Is your nickname the dryer ?

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

Tea,coffee,milk and suger

No cuppa in the morning

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

All the toilet rolls

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By *Whiskey Guy 2.0Man
over a year ago

Ballynaughty

Pillows

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By *ol_ieMan
over a year ago

Dublin west

The lead off the kettle

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Not steal but turn the sofa cushions so they feel uncomfortable but don't look wrong

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

The handles off the presses in the kitchen

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
over a year ago

Cork

If I knew they were on this, the dildos

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"If I knew they were on this, the dildos

Thats mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be toilet paper

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By *quinnMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"Every pen in the house

Good luck finding one in the first place"

You can't find any? My job is done

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
over a year ago

Cork

"If I knew they were on this, the dildos

Thats mean

Sure I'd leave you the real thing instead

It would probably disappoint though

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By *onnrodMan
over a year ago

moira

The contents of the third kitchen drawer, the one you always go to looking for something you've lost.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

The main cooker fuse from the fuse board!

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"If I knew they were on this, the dildos

Thats mean

Sure I'd leave you the real thing instead

It would probably disappoint though

Don't be fishing

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
over a year ago

Cork

"If I knew they were on this, the dildos

Thats mean

Sure I'd leave you the real thing instead

It would probably disappoint though

Don't be fishing

Why not? You're a catch

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"If I knew they were on this, the dildos

Thats mean

Sure I'd leave you the real thing instead

It would probably disappoint though

Don't be fishing

Why not? You're a catch

I mean fishing for compliments, but fanks

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
over a year ago

Cork

"If I knew they were on this, the dildos

Thats mean

Sure I'd leave you the real thing instead

It would probably disappoint though

Don't be fishing

Why not? You're a catch

I mean fishing for compliments, but fanks

You can compliment it if you'd like, I was just being honest

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"If I knew they were on this, the dildos

Thats mean

Sure I'd leave you the real thing instead

It would probably disappoint though

Don't be fishing

Why not? You're a catch

I mean fishing for compliments, but fanks

You can compliment it if you'd like, I was just being honest

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"The main cooker fuse from the fuse board!"

As an apprentice electrician in the 80's i used to buy some of these and keep them in my house

Every Christmas day without fail neighbours would knock in a panic as they'd blown the fuse using all the ovens and hobs at once to cook the big dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea bags...

and if i fancied the person id leave a trail of cookie crumbs when i left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The left sock of every pair

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

The fuse out of every hair styling device. Hairdryer, straighteners, curlers, brushes etc.

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Definelty toilet roll !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A half inch off one leg of each table and chair in the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the tea spoons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone chargers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The T Disc for the Tassimo coffee machine!

Mine is missing and it's mildly inconvenient but extremely irritating!

T x

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

I’d take all the manuals for the appliances and then pour a glass of water on the ground in front of the washing machine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d take all the manuals for the appliances and then pour a glass of water on the ground in front of the washing machine.

Water in front of the washing machine would be a mind fuck

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

All the bog roll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lock all the internal doors then take the keys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Door handles off all the cupboards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tampons

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By *lameBoyMan
over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin

Indicator bulbs from every BMW that I can find.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Indicator bulbs from every BMW that I can find. "

They wouldn't notice

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By *avy8931Man
over a year ago

ballymena

Batteries from the vibrator

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Indicator bulbs from every BMW that I can find. "

Don't think they have any

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By *0ndayMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

In this weather it would have to be the windows

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

If it's a couple with children, I'll take the bedroom and bathroom keys.

Added bonus, in OCD household, I would hang all pictures crucket.

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By *exy Ruby 100 300Couple
over a year ago

unknown

The front door or bedroom door

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
over a year ago

Cork

All the plugs, electrical and burr

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
over a year ago

Cork

I meant butt haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the toilet roll

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By *ga_KMan
over a year ago

Drumcondra

Key holder

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"I meant butt haha"

You're just taking away all the toys!

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
over a year ago

Cork

"I meant butt haha

You're just taking away all the toys!"

I'll be coming for yours next

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By *NawtyCplCouple
over a year ago

Around and about

Toothpaste

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

Washington

"Borrowed from the lounge

What you stealing?

TV remote "

like the spare wheel from the boot of the car,,,

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By *j2000Man
over a year ago

mayo

I took a girls virginity few years back

She must want it back she still comes over every so often, I help her look where I saw it last, never find it. lol

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"I meant butt haha

You're just taking away all the toys!

I'll be coming for yours next

Bwahahaha try it

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By *R.MandMRS.TCouple
over a year ago

lurgan

The batteries out of all the sex toys lmao

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

"The batteries out of all the sex toys lmao"

Na, do the opposite, take the sex toys and leave the batteries.

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By * Waterford GentMan
over a year ago

waterford

"All the spoons

I had a housemate years ago who was evicted by the landlord, long story, but she cleared out in a day and I was worried getting home from

Work that she’d have taken stuff belonging to me. Nope, just all the cutlery. I went to get a knife and fork for dinner and all I was left with was a single table spoon

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

just over the way from

Ur fake tan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Labels to all the cans and bottles in the house. No longer sure what spray cleaner is in each or if you're beans on toast or fruit cocktail on toast for supper.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

All your right shoe's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The handles from the saucepans &. Frying pans

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By *razy-88Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Blinds n curtains. Enjoy living in a fish bowl with everyone looking in as they walk past, enjoy sleeping with a street light blasting in!!!

:insert mildly evil laugh:

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Blinds n curtains. Enjoy living in a fish bowl with everyone looking in as they walk past, enjoy sleeping with a street light blasting in!!!

:insert mildly evil laugh:"

'Mildly'

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By *razy-88Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Blinds n curtains. Enjoy living in a fish bowl with everyone looking in as they walk past, enjoy sleeping with a street light blasting in!!!

:insert mildly evil laugh:

'Mildly'

If I was being fully evil I’d take the door hinges so when u open them they fall on your face

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Blinds n curtains. Enjoy living in a fish bowl with everyone looking in as they walk past, enjoy sleeping with a street light blasting in!!!

:insert mildly evil laugh:

'Mildly'

If I was being fully evil I’d take the door hinges so when u open them they fall on your face "

Ok but would you wait to laugh and get some whoop ass?

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By *0ndayMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

As its a new day I'm going with the eyelids of the people that live in the house

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"As its a new day I'm going with the eyelids of the people that live in the house

I think having no eyelids would be more than a slight inconvenience.

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By *ullseye100Man
over a year ago

Ireland

Suite of furniture beanbag and all

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By *0ndayMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"As its a new day I'm going with the eyelids of the people that live in the house

I think having no eyelids would be more than a slight inconvenience.

But it's only for a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SIM card from your phone, good luck dealing with a mobile phone company to get that sorted with your original phone number

Also I’d change the wifi password

Not stealing but definitely an inconvenience

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"As its a new day I'm going with the eyelids of the people that live in the house

I think having no eyelids would be more than a slight inconvenience.

But it's only for a day "

Are you sewing them back on? Superglue? Staplegun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All power leads to everything bar the fridge

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"SIM card from your phone, good luck dealing with a mobile phone company to get that sorted with your original phone number

Also I’d change the wifi password

Not stealing but definitely an inconvenience "

Ok but who leaves home without their phone?

*Note to self, remove the password sticher from the router*

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By *0ndayMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"As its a new day I'm going with the eyelids of the people that live in the house

I think having no eyelids would be more than a slight inconvenience.

But it's only for a day

Are you sewing them back on? Superglue? Staplegun?

Sewing, the right lid on the left eye and left lid on the right eye

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By *jallMan
over a year ago

Cork/Sligo

Cut your euromillions slip in half, right down the middle, leave one half on your counter...and a cryptic message on who and where I am..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the left shoes muhahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe not steal anything, but I might move all the clocks back two and a half hours...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The blade off the lawnmower

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By *heTantrixMan
over a year ago

South

N95 masks, hand sanitizers and antigen test kits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One centimeter from one leg of the kitchen table

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"As its a new day I'm going with the eyelids of the people that live in the house

I think having no eyelids would be more than a slight inconvenience.

But it's only for a day

Are you sewing them back on? Superglue? Staplegun?

Sewing, the right lid on the left eye and left lid on the right eye "

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

The light inside the fridge

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