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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

So turns out in life is sweet by the chemical brothers the lyrics are

Talking in my sleep

Not

Fucking in my sleep

What songs have you misheard the lyrics of ?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

The police....message in a bottle

A year has passed since I wrote my note

I hear

A year has passed since I broke my nose

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By *irkmcquickleyMan
over a year ago

drogheda

Infrared Semen through the night

Tom Jones Sexbomb

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare

gala - free from desire..

' my love has got no money, he's got his strong beliefs'

NOT

' my love has got no money, he's got his trumbalease'

ye may all sound that last word out as im actually not sure it it's a word!! these are the lyrics my 36 year old sister has been singing for years..

she was adamant it was a word ! I was like ' put it in a sentence for me'

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By *ondalingerMan
over a year ago

City center

"gala - free from desire..

' my love has got no money, he's got his strong beliefs'

NOT

' my love has got no money, he's got his trumbalease'

ye may all sound that last word out as im actually not sure it it's a word!! these are the lyrics my 36 year old sister has been singing for years..

she was adamant it was a word ! I was like ' put it in a sentence for me'

"

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By *irkmcquickleyMan
over a year ago

drogheda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the way to Armadillo..I used to sing it as...Is this the way to ram a dildo every night I'll be biting my pillow...

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"gala - free from desire..

' my love has got no money, he's got his strong beliefs'

NOT

' my love has got no money, he's got his trumbalease'

ye may all sound that last word out as im actually not sure it it's a word!! these are the lyrics my 36 year old sister has been singing for years..

she was adamant it was a word ! I was like ' put it in a sentence for me'

"

Miss me

Another fabber said the same song

The same mishearing

Spelt the same way

Weird !

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"Is this the way to Armadillo..I used to sing it as...Is this the way to ram a dildo every night I'll be biting my pillow..."

Presumably that’s what you wanted the lyrics to be rather than a genuine belief that that’s what they were !?!

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

ABBA chiquitita = chicken tikka!

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By *ondalingerMan
over a year ago

City center

My lil sister used to sing

Ha ha ha ha stabilise stabilise

Instead of staying alive

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I'm sure that everyone has seen the Peter Kay sketch at this stage showing some great examples ....its on youtube

At this stage ABBA and The Bee Gees are ruined for me

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare

"gala - free from desire..

' my love has got no money, he's got his strong beliefs'

NOT

' my love has got no money, he's got his trumbalease'

ye may all sound that last word out as im actually not sure it it's a word!! these are the lyrics my 36 year old sister has been singing for years..

she was adamant it was a word ! I was like ' put it in a sentence for me'

Miss me

Another fabber said the same song

The same mishearing

Spelt the same way

Weird ! "

I don't think it was just them

lots of Ireland were at it , I'd love to hear of other fabbers thought it too

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare

"I'm sure that everyone has seen the Peter Kay sketch at this stage showing some great examples ....its on youtube

At this stage ABBA and The Bee Gees are ruined for me "

that Peter Kay sketch was epic..and I made some of those mistakes myself

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

That Peter Andre is sick, I mean who sings a song about sex on a quiche

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare

"My lil sister used to sing

Ha ha ha ha stabilise stabilise

Instead of staying alive "

that's very cute

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'm sure that everyone has seen the Peter Kay sketch at this stage showing some great examples ....its on youtube

At this stage ABBA and The Bee Gees are ruined for me

that Peter Kay sketch was epic..and I made some of those mistakes myself

"

Saw him live 4 or 5 times and that sketch cracked me up everytime

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"gala - free from desire..

' my love has got no money, he's got his strong beliefs'

NOT

' my love has got no money, he's got his trumbalease'

ye may all sound that last word out as im actually not sure it it's a word!! these are the lyrics my 36 year old sister has been singing for years..

she was adamant it was a word ! I was like ' put it in a sentence for me'

Miss me

Another fabber said the same song

The same mishearing

Spelt the same way

Weird !

I don't think it was just them

lots of Ireland were at it , I'd love to hear of other fabbers thought it too

"

Well this particular one wears tartan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7 Seconds

Song by Neneh Cherry and Youssou N'Dour

First line clear as day

"I pull myself"

Check it out

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By *onnrodMan
over a year ago

moira

Whitney Houston didn't sing "Shaving off my muff for you" apparently...

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"7 Seconds

Song by Neneh Cherry and Youssou N'Dour

First line clear as day

"I pull myself"

Check it out

"

True story

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Is this the way to Armadillo..I used to sing it as...Is this the way to ram a dildo every night I'll be biting my pillow..."

It's not armadillo either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"gala - free from desire..

' my love has got no money, he's got his strong beliefs'

NOT

' my love has got no money, he's got his trumbalease'

ye may all sound that last word out as im actually not sure it it's a word!! these are the lyrics my 36 year old sister has been singing for years..

she was adamant it was a word ! I was like ' put it in a sentence for me'

"

I also thought that's what it was for years

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By *orkGuyFunGuyMan
over a year ago

Cork

"gala - free from desire..

' my love has got no money, he's got his strong beliefs'

NOT

' my love has got no money, he's got his trumbalease'

ye may all sound that last word out as im actually not sure it it's a word!! these are the lyrics my 36 year old sister has been singing for years..

she was adamant it was a word ! I was like ' put it in a sentence for me'

"

That’s hilarious hahahahaha I thought the exact same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So turns out in life is sweet by the chemical brothers the lyrics are

Talking in my sleep

Not

Fucking in my sleep

What songs have you misheard the lyrics of ?"

Though the chorus to Bad Moon Rising was "There's a bathroom on the right" for longer than I care to admit ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You light up, I’ve never seen the rain

and I’m, borderline.

It’s 4o’clock in the morning and it’s staring to get light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"gala - free from desire..

' my love has got no money, he's got his strong beliefs'

NOT

' my love has got no money, he's got his trumbalease'

ye may all sound that last word out as im actually not sure it it's a word!! these are the lyrics my 36 year old sister has been singing for years..

she was adamant it was a word ! I was like ' put it in a sentence for me'

"

That’s exactly what I thought it was

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By *elfastStudMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"So turns out in life is sweet by the chemical brothers the lyrics are

Talking in my sleep

Not

Fucking in my sleep

What songs have you misheard the lyrics of ?"

Ayo Technology by 50 Cent & Justin Timberlake’s- I always thought that the line “Ayoooo.. I’m tired of using technology” actually said “Ayoooo.. my tidy use of technology”

I’m an idiot

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By *ettaManMan
over a year ago

Kerry and Dublin

Who's gonna suck the dicks by Daft Punk

I've heard some people singing "lose yourself to dance"

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By * peas in a podCouple
over a year ago

Youghal

Prefab Sprout, King of Rock and Roll.

Lyrics.....Hot dog, jumping frog, Albuquerque.

Me....Hot dog, jumping frog, I love cookies.

Been singing it for years and everytime I hear it despite knowing the actual lyrics now, I still sing my version lol

Mrs. Pea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jx - Son of a Gun

I always sang

Man not supposed to run

Man not supposed to run

Ya Dirty Son of Gun

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

"gala - free from desire..

' my love has got no money, he's got his strong beliefs'

NOT

' my love has got no money, he's got his trumbalease'

ye may all sound that last word out as im actually not sure it it's a word!! these are the lyrics my 36 year old sister has been singing for years..

she was adamant it was a word ! I was like ' put it in a sentence for me'

"

Honestly guilty of that myself

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

You money for nothing and your chips for free!!!

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

"Is this the way to Armadillo..I used to sing it as...Is this the way to ram a dildo every night I'll be biting my pillow..."

Now I kinda want to let you run off with that and finish the song. But also scared what the outcome could be.

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

in the waves

"gala - free from desire..

' my love has got no money, he's got his strong beliefs'

NOT

' my love has got no money, he's got his trumbalease'

ye may all sound that last word out as im actually not sure it it's a word!! these are the lyrics my 36 year old sister has been singing for years..

she was adamant it was a word ! I was like ' put it in a sentence for me'

Miss me

Another fabber said the same song

The same mishearing

Spelt the same way

Weird !

I don't think it was just them

lots of Ireland were at it , I'd love to hear of other fabbers thought it too

"

It sounds EXACTLY LIKE THIS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the way to a footie match years ago van morrisons brown eyed girl came on the radio and my mate put the volume up as far as it could go and started singing the first line " hey rodrigo" it took us ages to convince him that he was wrong the dozey bollox

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"On the way to a footie match years ago van morrisons brown eyed girl came on the radio and my mate put the volume up as far as it could go and started singing the first line " hey rodrigo" it took us ages to convince him that he was wrong the dozey bollox

"

Always thought it was

Hey there rodrigo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha some of these are so funny.

Here's mine;

Calvin Harris

I feel so close to you right now like a foreskin

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By *razy-88Man
over a year ago

Belfast-carlingford

Can candle in the wind ever not be sandal in the bin

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

First line of PUSH IT by Salt N Pepa..

"Ahhh push it" sounds like...

"Ahhh this is bullsh1t"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bohemian rhapsody

"Spare him his life from his warm sausage tea..."

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Bohemian rhapsody

"Spare him his life from his warm sausage tea...""

That made me cackle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whole Again

Looking back on when we first met

I cannot escape and I cannot forget

Baby you're the one, you still turn me on

You can lick me hole again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motörhead's most famous song; it is about gambling and risks. Lemmy recalled "'Ace of Spades' I'm glad we got famous for that rather than for some turkey, but I sang 'the eight of spades' for two years and nobody noticed."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a virgin, touched for the 21st time...

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