FabSwingers.com forum: What's the worst chat up line you can think of

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"story, love. my memory may be selective but I'm not"

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Hi ....do you fancy a donut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any fun

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By *ondalingerMan
over a year ago

City center

Marry me

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By *eeingWhatsHere21Man
over a year ago

Northside

Hey

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Hi! I'm your stalker!

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

F#ck off ya auld waggon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a few years here, it's impossible to narrow it down to one

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By *lameBoyMan
over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin

Your eyes are like spanners.

Every time I look into them my nuts tighten.

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By *igglefunWoman
over a year ago

Cork

I wud give u anything if u shit on me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were a door, I'd bang you all night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are a marvel of engineering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I actually like that one because I think it's funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you from Tennessee?

Because…..

……..

You’re the only Ten I See.

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By *issMollyXXXWoman
over a year ago

Limerick

Do you have pet insurance? I hope so cos I'm going to destroy your pussy!!

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By *reshstart00Man
over a year ago

north dublin

Did you sit on a pile of sugar?

Because thats one sweet ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think our chemistry is as positive as my sti test

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By *onnrodMan
over a year ago

moira

I like your wallpaper. If you switched to energy saving bulbs you'd save money and I'd still be able to see into your bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have pet insurance? I hope so cos I'm going to destroy your pussy!!

I just noted this down!

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By *issMollyXXXWoman
over a year ago

Limerick

"Do you have pet insurance? I hope so cos I'm going to destroy your pussy!!

I just noted this down! "

Needless to say it didnt work, you should know me better .. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giz a buck at yee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want to be buried with my people

So want to go halves on a bastard

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Do you fancy a fuck in junction 14

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you fancy a fuck in junction 14 "

If I had a euro for everytime I got asked that I'd have free coffee at Junction 14 for life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have pet insurance? I hope so cos I'm going to destroy your pussy!!

I just noted this down!

Needless to say it didnt work, you should know me better .. lol

Yeah because you don't have a cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you fancy a fuck in junction 14

If I had a euro for everytime I got asked that I'd have free coffee at Junction 14 for life

Create a loyalty card also. Free fuck after every 5 fucks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

(I don't know)

Spitting, swallowing and gargling

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

Probably 3/4 the content of my inbox.

Do your tits still leak milk

Do you swallow

I’ve a big load for ya

Come sit on my cock.

Etc etc.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Probably 3/4 the content of my inbox.

Do your tits still leak milk

Do you swallow

I’ve a big load for ya

Come sit on my cock.

Etc etc.

All them just from Fast ...

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"Probably 3/4 the content of my inbox.

Do your tits still leak milk

Do you swallow

I’ve a big load for ya

Come sit on my cock.

Etc etc.

All them just from Fast ...

Hahah… nawwww… he just tells me to get up and ring him

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