FabSwingers.com forum: Destroy my profile....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right as opposed to the usual recommendations for profile improvements.

Please suggest ways I can make my profile even less appealing.

In true asking advice on the forum tradition I will probably ignore the vast majority.

But I'll use the most popular suggestions

Do your worst ya forum fookers

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Change your name to Dublinlad123

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Take down every single photo and replace them with numerous angles of your cock over a toilet seat

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

Co. Antrim

"Take down every single photo and replace them with numerous angles of your cock over a toilet seat"

Wearing socks

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Take down every single photo and replace them with numerous angles of your cock over a toilet seat

Wearing socks "

And sandals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just copy mine, that’ll do the job just fine

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

U need to be more ignorant in your bio as well.

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
over a year ago

Cork

"U need to be more ignorant in your bio as well. "

He needs to remove it tbh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take down every single photo and replace them with numerous angles of your cock over a toilet seat

Wearing socks

And sandals"

I was looking for something that I could do without leaving the couch and I dont have sandals....

I didnt think this through... this is gonna be the most popular by a mile isn't it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just copy mine, that’ll do the job just fine"

I'm not tenacious enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Change your name to Dublinlad123 "

I have some limits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"U need to be more ignorant in your bio as well.

He needs to remove it tbh"

Ima need specifics folks

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

Put in that Sydney uni shite

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By *adylaceWoman
over a year ago

Waterford City

"U need to be more ignorant in your bio as well.

He needs to remove it tbh"

Agreed

Needs to write will fill in later.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"U need to be more ignorant in your bio as well.

He needs to remove it tbh"

Or just write fill in later and ask me anything you want to know.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"U need to be more ignorant in your bio as well.

He needs to remove it tbh

Agreed

Needs to write will fill in later. "
ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

copy paste mine. job done

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
over a year ago

Cork

Mentioning attached might be a good idea

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

" not into bi women or women under 6 foot 2 "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say the discreet about 6 times in 1 sentence thats always a good starting point

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Change your name to Dublinlad123 "

I'd argue that would improve his profile.

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

“Been here before, know the score”

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Take down every single photo and replace them with numerous angles of your cock over a toilet seat

Wearing socks

And sandals

I was looking for something that I could do without leaving the couch and I dont have sandals....

I didnt think this through... this is gonna be the most popular by a mile isn't it"

Yep. Unless u just take a lot of pics in your cruddy boxers sitting down and have 2 wine glass on the coffee table in front but most totally defo single

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" not into bi women or women under 6 foot 2 " "

Or only into them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"“Been here before, know the score”"

Thats already in the heading

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

Change name to pussylovinghardcock and tell how you introduce yourself at socials.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Change your name to the mirror universe version. 321dalkroc

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Put up a verification from me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Change your name to the mirror universe version. 321dalkroc"

Thats probably an improvement tbf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put up a verification from me "

Gwan bog describe my beautiful member in detail

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Put up a verification from me

Gwan bog describe my beautiful member in detail

"He has a lovely Kettle"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This was a terrible idea for a thread

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Add a turd in the toilet

or at minimum some skid marks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say you're straight n have a load of gay/bi/TV verifications

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"Say you're straight n have a load of gay/bi/TV verifications "

HAHAHAHHA BRILLIANT!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Say you're straight n have a load of gay/bi/TV verifications "

Ah we can't be corrupting the sanctity of the verification process

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Change your location to Leitrim

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"Say you're straight n have a load of gay/bi/TV verifications

Ah we can't be corrupting the sanctity of the verification process "

God forbid that anyone would need a veri and then magically PLUCK two, TWO, meets from the air in a few hours. Impressive.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Call yourself "Alpha male "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Call yourself "Alpha male ""

It's already in the header

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

-open book

-been here before and know the score

-Not looking to fuck the entire site, but secretly hoping you might

-Add an image that's obviously not yours like a gigantic cock and the torso of a public figure

-only supermodels need apply (or put that a lot less kindly)

I could add some racist, antisemitic etc stuff too but won't go there, just in case

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Call yourself "Alpha male "

It's already in the header"

Then underline that statement, just to be sure, to be sure

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Some other ones:

-Preference for bareback

-negative on prep

-breeding fetish

-pregnant women, get in touch

-any lactating women want to feed me

-Daddy here

-happy to slap you about a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some other ones:

-Preference for bareback

-negative on prep

-breeding fetish

-pregnant women, get in touch

-any lactating women want to feed me

-Daddy here

-happy to slap you about a bit

Your having way too much fun at this

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
over a year ago

Cork

"Some other ones:

-Preference for bareback

-negative on prep

-breeding fetish

-pregnant women, get in touch

-any lactating women want to feed me

-Daddy here

-happy to slap you about a bit

Jesus christ

, that's a bit extreme, don't you think?

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Some other ones:

-Preference for bareback

-negative on prep

-breeding fetish

-pregnant women, get in touch

-any lactating women want to feed me

-Daddy here

-happy to slap you about a bit

Jesus christ

, that's a bit extreme, don't you think?"

He wanted suggestions to make his profile less appealing

I've seen all of the above and I'm sure, more

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Some other ones:

-Preference for bareback

-negative on prep

-breeding fetish

-pregnant women, get in touch

-any lactating women want to feed me

-Daddy here

-happy to slap you about a bit

Your having way too much fun at this"

I am

Another one: won't meet vaccinated, I'm an alpha male - I don't do sheep

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Some other ones:

-Preference for bareback

-negative on prep

-breeding fetish

-pregnant women, get in touch

-any lactating women want to feed me

-Daddy here

-happy to slap you about a bit

Your having way too much fun at this

I am

Another one: won't meet vaccinated, I'm an alpha male - I don't do sheep

Or forget the vaccinated stuf and say he does do sheep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some other ones:

-Preference for bareback

-negative on prep

-breeding fetish

-pregnant women, get in touch

-any lactating women want to feed me

-Daddy here

-happy to slap you about a bit

Your having way too much fun at this

I am

Another one: won't meet vaccinated, I'm an alpha male - I don't do sheep

Or forget the vaccinated stuf and say he does do sheep

I cant get a meet....its baaaaaaaffling

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

"Some other ones:

-Preference for bareback

-negative on prep

-breeding fetish

-pregnant women, get in touch

-any lactating women want to feed me

-Daddy here

-happy to slap you about a bit

Your having way too much fun at this

I am

Another one: won't meet vaccinated, I'm an alpha male - I don't do sheep

Or forget the vaccinated stuf and say he does do sheep

I cant get a meet....its baaaaaaaffling "

You should probably see who’s near and message to everyone “I’m in your area, fancy a fuck?”

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

You should probably see who’s near and message to everyone “I’m in your area, fancy a fuck?”"

And then swear blind that it usually works a treat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't be getting notions, I'm here completely for my own pleasure"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for someone to empty my big load whenever I need, who'll drain my balls when I've the hangover horn, and can pop in to service my morning wood and do a bit of cleaning before you leave"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put down no women under 6ft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take down every single photo and replace them with numerous angles of your cock over a toilet seat

Wearing socks

And sandals"

And stripped boxers round your ankles

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By *lameBoyMan
over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin

Definitely wear a wedding ring in a photo and put a baby’s cot in the background outside the toilet door.

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By *adhatter and coCouple
over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

"Take down every single photo and replace them with numerous angles of your cock over a toilet seat

Wearing socks

And sandals

And stripped boxers round your ankles"

Noooo he needs y fronts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post Screenshots of you messaging 8 times without reply, each message getting more terse and irritated until you dismiss the recipient as a whore. I hear the women here loooove that behavior

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some other ones:

-Preference for bareback

-negative on prep

-breeding fetish

-pregnant women, get in touch

-any lactating women want to feed me

-Daddy here

-happy to slap you about a bit

Your having way too much fun at this

I am

Another one: won't meet vaccinated, I'm an alpha male - I don't do sheep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I cant fit all the ideas.....

I need another volunteer

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By *ara198Woman
over a year ago

maynooth

"Definitely wear a wedding ring in a photo and put a baby’s cot in the background outside the toilet door. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Definitely wear a wedding ring in a photo and put a baby’s cot in the background outside the toilet door.

Would a status update looking to borrow a cot be too far?

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By *lameBoyMan
over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin

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By *lameBoyMan
over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin

"[Removed by poster at 10/01/22 13:08:35]"

Hang on, I’ll get one on done deal for ya! Have you got a ring sorted???

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"I cant fit all the ideas.....

I need another volunteer

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By *man79Man
over a year ago

newry dundalk. warrenpoint

Add a few inches to your height.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Add a few inches to your height.

I've already added 5....

Wait... I mean.....nevermind

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

Reduce your height to 5’1 and put in your bio that you’re actually 56 but can’t change it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Reduce your height to 5’1 and put in your bio that you’re actually 56 but can’t change it"

Oh so we are just going with be honest.... fair enough

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
over a year ago

Cork

Fair play for this thread, the best one I've seen in ages

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fair play for this thread, the best one I've seen in ages"

I disagree this was a terrible idea....

If I start anything similar in the future do me a favor and report it to a mod

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Fair play for this thread, the best one I've seen in ages

I disagree this was a terrible idea....

If I start anything similar in the future do me a favor and report it to a mod

Ah look at that you took my suggestion. Its nice u used a sausage instead of your own cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fair play for this thread, the best one I've seen in ages

I disagree this was a terrible idea....

If I start anything similar in the future do me a favor and report it to a mod

Ah look at that you took my suggestion. Its nice u used a sausage instead of your own cock"

Well thats just hurtful

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