FabSwingers.com forum: Bad Advice Uncle

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Does anyone want any Bad Advice?

Ask your question and I will do my best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do I write a good short story.

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

How can I get the ride?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do I write a good short story."

Just spew it all out, no time for thinking or grammar. Let everything flow and if you stop for any reason at all just shout CLIFFHANGER.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How can I get the ride?

Make sure to send a message with as many pictures of your knob as possible, especially one over the toilet for authenticity. But the message should be sweet and subtle like "Wanna ride?"

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

I sometimes text people that I want to make love to them when in fact I want to have sex with them . Any advice ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I sometimes text people that I want to make love to them when in fact I want to have sex with them . Any advice ? "

Be honest with them, let them know straight up that it is only about getting your nut on. But send that message hundreds of times, copy and pasted to everyone with a plus in the country.

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Any ideas on how to make a quick buck?

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Why won't he message me back

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By *lay rock69Man
over a year ago

monaghan

How will i get a meet

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By *isspafWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Should I take the red or the blue pill?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my personal favourite.. how do i get verified?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any ideas on how to make a quick buck?

Offer your services to all and sundry as a bricklayer, that will get them rolling in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why won't he message me back

You need to ensure you are what he is looking for, so message everyday, fab every photo, stalk the profile and start again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How will i get a meet

Complain about it on the forums. Guaranteed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Should I take the red or the blue pill?"

Both.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh my personal favourite.. how do i get verified?"

Simple solution is to open up thread after thread on the forum about it. A follow up plan is to mention it on every thread, no matter what the original subject. Remember this site is only about you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do they get the Figs into the Fig rolls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do they get the Figs into the Fig rolls

They come like that from Figland.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did kfc decide to start selling skin on fries and not stick to the normal style?

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By *onnrodMan
over a year ago

moira

I'm worried a university from the other side of the world might use my pics without my permission. How should I stop this happening?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did kfc decide to start selling skin on fries and not stick to the normal style?

I could open a completely separate thread on this question alone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why did kfc decide to start selling skin on fries and not stick to the normal style?

The CEO lost a bet with McDonald's.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm worried a university from the other side of the world might use my pics without my permission. How should I stop this happening? "

Sent them a handwritten asking them to cease and desist. Include a picture of your bum.

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