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By *eathlad89 OP Man
over a year ago

kells

-- Rave --

Local doggers were furious when a popular hotspot was occupied on Boxing Day, as revellers descended on Exmoor for an all night music event.

Terry, a plumber from Lynton was left without a windshield to ejaculate on and says if these events continue to disrupt the activities he enjoys, he might have to start having sex with his wife again.

Dennis, also from Lynton, told us that the Boxing Day meet up was a huge tradition for local perverts and the cancellation of this years event at such short notice had given him the most painful case of blue balls imaginable.

Carly, a hairdresser from Lynton, had hoped to enjoy a festive spit roast in the back seat of her Mini Cooper but without a good pork, had to make do with fish fingers alone in her flat.

Police have told dogging enthusiasts that they are working long and hard and wished to stop those pulling off these events, but that it was hard to stay a head. Unfortunately, due to several double entendres within the statement, four perverts (All from Lynton) died after reading it.

Police would like to remind anyone planning to attend an illegal rave that the countryside is a place for depraved sex acts, and anyone seeking to disrupt them with drug parties will be dealt with as harshly as the responding officers can be bothered to fill out the paperwork for.