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"What is the best precision tool for the job? " | |||
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"What is the best precision tool for the job? " A vagina? | |||
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"What is the best precision tool for the job? Google" So are you telling me that you never measured yours?! | |||
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"What is the best precision tool for the job? " A mouth | |||
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"I see a lot of male profiles that have the exact size of their penis mentioned in their bios. Do you really measure your cock, guys? Asking for a friend " Twice a day just to be sure | |||
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"What is the best precision tool for the job? A mouth " And two hands | |||
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"I see a lot of male profiles that have the exact size of their penis mentioned in their bios. Do you really measure your cock, guys? Asking for a friend Twice a day just to be sure" Do you prefer the morning length or the evening one? | |||
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"I see a lot of male profiles that have the exact size of their penis mentioned in their bios. Do you really measure your cock, guys? Asking for a friend Twice a day just to be sure Do you prefer the morning length or the evening one? " Evening the affects of gravity throughout the day gains a few extra mm | |||
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"I see a lot of male profiles that have the exact size of their penis mentioned in their bios. Do you really measure your cock, guys? Asking for a friend Twice a day just to be sure Do you prefer the morning length or the evening one? Evening the affects of gravity throughout the day gains a few extra mm " Gravity is not your friend when it comes to an erect penis | |||
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"I see a lot of male profiles that have the exact size of their penis mentioned in their bios. Do you really measure your cock, guys? Asking for a friend Twice a day just to be sure Do you prefer the morning length or the evening one? Evening the affects of gravity throughout the day gains a few extra mm Gravity is not your friend when it comes to an erect penis " Sadly it’s not erect during the day…. Mostly flaccid facing the ground | |||
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"What is the best precision tool for the job? Google So are you telling me that you never measured yours?! " I've never felt the need to | |||
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"I see a lot of male profiles that have the exact size of their penis mentioned in their bios. Do you really measure your cock, guys? Asking for a friend Twice a day just to be sure Do you prefer the morning length or the evening one? Evening the affects of gravity throughout the day gains a few extra mm Gravity is not your friend when it comes to an erect penis " Don’t think it would stay too erect in your company either two minutes | |||
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"What is the best precision tool for the job? Google So are you telling me that you never measured yours?! I've never felt the need to" Your bio says the opposite | |||
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"What is the best precision tool for the job? Google So are you telling me that you never measured yours?! I've never felt the need to" Harry Potter might have wand envy but Dumbledore makes the best use of his | |||
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"Not in a while. Maybe it has grown " Do you need some help checking | |||
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"What is the best precision tool for the job? Google So are you telling me that you never measured yours?! I've never felt the need to Your bio says the opposite " That's what Auntie google told me 6 inches were in metric | |||
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"What is the best precision tool for the job? Google So are you telling me that you never measured yours?! I've never felt the need to Your bio says the opposite That's what Auntie google told me 6 inches were in metric" I think if you want to be precise you have to measure everything in metric system. | |||
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"Not in a while. Maybe it has grown Do you need some help checking " That would definitely make it grow | |||
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"What is the best precision tool for the job? " Remote | |||
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"What is the best precision tool for the job? Remote " or a deodorant can | |||
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"If it reaches me belly button I’m happy. And what abouts! Don’t be obsessed about it. If it works it works, and if a fem puts up only hung guys and I think, what a twat! " Just like some guys can have big penis. Some women have big baggy …. Hence the need for “hung” guys | |||
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"If it reaches me belly button I’m happy. And what abouts! Don’t be obsessed about it. If it works it works, and if a fem puts up only hung guys and I think, what a twat! Just like some guys can have big penis. Some women have big baggy …. Hence the need for “hung” guys " as wide as the grand canyon | |||
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"If it reaches me belly button I’m happy. And what abouts! Don’t be obsessed about it. If it works it works, and if a fem puts up only hung guys and I think, what a twat! Just like some guys can have big penis. Some women have big baggy …. Hence the need for “hung” guys as wide as the grand canyon " Nothing as bad, but Ssshhhh we can’t talk about that, it will cause offence | |||
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"Never bothered sure what's the point you cant change what you have been given.. " exactly. | |||
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"If it reaches me belly button I’m happy. And what abouts! Don’t be obsessed about it. If it works it works, and if a fem puts up only hung guys and I think, what a twat! Just like some guys can have big penis. Some women have big baggy …. Hence the need for “hung” guys as wide as the grand canyon Nothing as bad, but Ssshhhh we can’t talk about that, it will cause offence " Ah sure I know | |||
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"I sense a little bonding across a couple of threads today. It's cute. " Aw jealousy is an awful thing | |||
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"I sense a little bonding across a couple of threads today. It's cute. Aw jealousy is an awful thing " Almost like you two have a bit of a clique forming.... | |||
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"Why wouldn’t you measure… unless you’ve nothing worth measuring " better off using it instead of measuring it! | |||
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"I sense a little bonding across a couple of threads today. It's cute. Aw jealousy is an awful thing " Nah. I wouldn't want to be in the gooseberry clique | |||
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"I sense a little bonding across a couple of threads today. It's cute. " fabulous. bit like on some threads men lacking the arses off women in the hope of entering there panties. | |||
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"I sense a little bonding across a couple of threads today. It's cute. fabulous. bit like on some threads men lacking the arses off women in the hope of entering there panties. " Did you ever get that new phone? | |||
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"I sense a little bonding across a couple of threads today. It's cute. fabulous. bit like on some threads men lacking the arses off women in the hope of entering there panties. Did you ever get that new phone?" I have numerous phones. | |||
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"A clique that fights against ego messaging and men trying to be a knight in shining armour in order to get the ride !!! " But a clique nonetheless | |||
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"What is the best precision tool for the job? " This thread is pretty precise at dick measuring | |||
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"What is the best precision tool for the job? This thread is pretty precise at dick measuring" Well played | |||
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"A clique that fights against ego messaging and men trying to be a knight in shining armour in order to get the ride !!! But a clique nonetheless " 2 people don’t make a clique sir lick arse | |||
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"What is the best precision tool for the job? This thread is pretty precise at dick measuring" Ummm I disagree I tried and my cock keeps opening new tabs on my phone | |||
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"A clique that fights against ego messaging and men trying to be a knight in shining armour in order to get the ride !!! But a clique nonetheless 2 people don’t make a clique sir lick arse " Who's arse is on offer? Whats the minimum number required for a clique | |||
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"My wife used her hands to measure ours or is it mine ..her hands are tiny " Any chance she'll take some pics with me ... | |||
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"My wife used her hands to measure ours or is it mine ..her hands are tiny " So if you’re hung like a horse, it’s measured like a horse... | |||
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"Never measured it per say. Just compared it to a sky remote or lynx can." I find the travel size Lynx cans are best for the ego | |||
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"Never measured it per say. Just compared it to a sky remote or lynx can. I find the travel size Lynx cans are best for the ego " Absolutely and I'd recommend the now TV remote rather than sky remote. | |||
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"My wife used her hands to measure ours or is it mine ..her hands are tiny So if you’re hung like a horse, it’s measured like a horse..." Not at all...she had the sky remote in her other hand....I wasn't getting that ...so she adjusted to the situation.... | |||
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"My wife used her hands to measure ours or is it mine ..her hands are tiny So if you’re hung like a horse, it’s measured like a horse..." Two hands? | |||
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"What will single guys use to measure themselves now the new sky q remote is smaller than the old one " Get a new one | |||
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"My wife used her hands to measure ours or is it mine ..her hands are tiny So if you’re hung like a horse, it’s measured like a horse... Two hands? " No just a few fingers .... | |||
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"My wife used her hands to measure ours or is it mine ..her hands are tiny " Haha Tabs hands and fingers are tiny, she makes it look like a feckin MONSTER! | |||
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"What will single guys use to measure themselves now the new sky q remote is smaller than the old one " By the way it’s very poor compared to original. Hard to know which side is up, if you don’t upgrade it can be a pain as you have to press other buttons. Just really poor design. On the plus, it’s probably more similar to my length. Someone dare me to do a pic!! | |||
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"What will single guys use to measure themselves now the new sky q remote is smaller than the old one By the way it’s very poor compared to original. Hard to know which side is up, if you don’t upgrade it can be a pain as you have to press other buttons. Just really poor design. On the plus, it’s probably more similar to my length. Someone dare me to do a pic!!" They say everything is getting smaller these days | |||
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"My wife used her hands to measure ours or is it mine ..her hands are tiny Haha Tabs hands and fingers are tiny, she makes it look like a feckin MONSTER! " See I'm not the only one | |||
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"I see a lot of male profiles that have the exact size of their penis mentioned in their bios. Do you really measure your cock, guys? Asking for a friend " Little know fact but girth and length vary with use. The more you use it, the more the blood vessels can expand. I say use it but I really mean ejections. Actually using it help too but......well I think I've said enough now. | |||
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"I see a lot of male profiles that have the exact size of their penis mentioned in their bios. Do you really measure your cock, guys? Asking for a friend Little know fact but girth and length vary with use. The more you use it, the more the blood vessels can expand. I say use it but I really mean ejections. Actually using it help too but......well I think I've said enough now. " Is that true? Explains a lot | |||
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"I see a lot of male profiles that have the exact size of their penis mentioned in their bios. Do you really measure your cock, guys? Asking for a friend Little know fact but girth and length vary with use. The more you use it, the more the blood vessels can expand. I say use it but I really mean ejections. Actually using it help too but......well I think I've said enough now. Is that true? Explains a lot " Ejections? I meant to say elrections but that actually sounds right too lol | |||
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"I see a lot of male profiles that have the exact size of their penis mentioned in their bios. Do you really measure your cock, guys? Asking for a friend " Stopped measuring mine when it stopped short of 6ft. Sure if its not 6ft on fab its no good | |||
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"Never measured mine, I did get my home town tattooed on it though.. newtownmountkennedy! " Around the circumference? | |||
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"Never measured mine, I did get my home town tattooed on it though.. newtownmountkennedy! Around the circumference?" of course | |||
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"Yes. With a digital Vernier Gauge, acquired from Toolstation! " I've always prefered babestation myself.. | |||
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"Yes. With a digital Vernier Gauge, acquired from Toolstation! I've always prefered babestation myself.. " Does it give better results? | |||
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"Yes. With a digital Vernier Gauge, acquired from Toolstation! I've always prefered babestation myself.. Does it give better results? " 60% of the time it works every time | |||
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"I see a lot of male profiles that have the exact size of their penis mentioned in their bios. Do you really measure your cock, guys? Asking for a friend " ----------------- Wouldn't mention on my bio but if asked how big will have the answer ready... "X and a half" Feel like a kid mentioning the "half" but hey! | |||
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"I see a lot of male profiles that have the exact size of their penis mentioned in their bios. Do you really measure your cock, guys? Asking for a friend ----------------- Wouldn't mention on my bio but if asked how big will have the answer ready... "X and a half" Feel like a kid mentioning the "half" but hey! " the half of what - a centimetre or an inch? It makes a huge difference It’s all about precision, especially if you decide to use a scale ruler | |||
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"I see a lot of male profiles that have the exact size of their penis mentioned in their bios. Do you really measure your cock, guys? Asking for a friend ----------------- Wouldn't mention on my bio but if asked how big will have the answer ready... "X and a half" Feel like a kid mentioning the "half" but hey! the half of what - a centimetre or an inch? It makes a huge difference It’s all about precision, especially if you decide to use a scale ruler " ---------- Now, that would be telling! | |||
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"Length and girth. Gotta know the full scale " And the answer is? | |||
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"Length and girth. Gotta know the full scale And the answer is? " The total combined measurement is 12.5 I’ll let you wonder how that breaks down | |||
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"What is the best precision tool for the job? Google So are you telling me that you never measured yours?! I've never felt the need to Your bio says the opposite " Fucking hook, line and sinker comes to mind…. | |||
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"Some of you guys need to realise that it was NOT a serious question, and stop pm me with nasty responses I don’t like to block people" oh...a mans todger is no laughing matter/ touchy subject for a lot of us..not all, in fairness. | |||
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"I see a lot of male profiles that have the exact size of their penis mentioned in their bios. Do you really measure your cock, guys? Asking for a friend " I can honestly say I've never measured , never seen the need to . Measuring it isn't going to change it , it is what it is . | |||
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