FabSwingers.com forum: Cockwombles

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Need some new words for the cockwombles, twats etc

Some people would just annoy the hole outta ya lol

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Fucktards.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fucktards."

Fuckwombles

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Arse yodellers

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By *ollybirdWoman
over a year ago

east Cork

Twonk

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Shitfucks.

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

Window lickers

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Twatopotamus'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Twatopotamus'"

Oh I like

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By *ark321Man
over a year ago

letterkenny, donegal/sligo/galway

Knob jockeys

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

I wouldn't waste my breath

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn't waste my breath

Oh I try not to but every now and than just need one word

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Cuntsicle

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

That body stocking looks great on you DD

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Thundercunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That body stocking looks great on you DD

Ah thank you, recent purchase and the body confidence has taken a bit of battering lately , so been brave

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"That body stocking looks great on you DD

Ah thank you, recent purchase and the body confidence has taken a bit of battering lately , so been brave "

Be brave more often my lovely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arse-breathers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can’t just replace cockwomble

It’s just perfect

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

I think cock or cunt is pretty perfect tbh, even better if you get to say it. The hard c is so satisfying to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thundercunt is what I've been using alot of lately because some people are as simple as a 1 piece Jigsaw puzzle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think cock or cunt is pretty perfect tbh, even better if you get to say it. The hard c is so satisfying to say

Cunt is a special word alright

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can’t just replace cockwomble

It’s just perfect "

I think it was _ustbo who introduced me to it

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

"Arse-breathers"

Just say fart, why don't you

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

"Cuntsicle"

That sounds like you're minimising the "cunt" though...cunt is perfect as is cockwomble

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

"I wouldn't waste my breath

Oh I try not to but every now and than just need one word

Ah don't I know it

and it makes for a funny thread too

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By *rankbMan
over a year ago

around

Or go traditional

Ya big bollix!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn't waste my breath

Oh I try not to but every now and than just need one word

Ah don't I know it

and it makes for a funny thread too

That was my aim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuntwaffle

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

"I wouldn't waste my breath

Oh I try not to but every now and than just need one word

Ah don't I know it

and it makes for a funny thread too

That was my aim "

Well, you've certainly managed to entertain me

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah the term fuckwit has always served me well

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By *egularFunMan
over a year ago

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Asshats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rat lickers is a favourite one from Twitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Asshats"

That's one I picked up from South Park

I was also fond of r-tard (said as'are-tard')

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuntcock

Fuckpig

Pisspot

Dicktard

Holemuncher

Felchface

Shitdrinker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cuntcock

Fuckpig

Pisspot

Dicktard

Holemuncher

Felchface

Shitdrinker"

Oh go on ya big fecking holemuncher

Yep that sounds good

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Rat lickers is a favourite one from Twitter "

Its the one for all the antivaxxers isn't it

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Leathdhuine

Amadán amhlabharthach

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

Has fuckwit been mentioned?

Dangleberry? Malodious shitehawk? Crusty jiz stain?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has fuckwit been mentioned?

Dangleberry? Malodious shitehawk? Crusty jiz stain?"

Melodious shitehawk lol

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By *iquidRavenMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Butt Burglers

Slice Wipes

Jizzum Jockeys

Wang Sniffers

Snail Trail Head on him

Sack Gobbler

It's endless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butt Burglers

Slice Wipes

Jizzum Jockeys

Wang Sniffers

Snail Trail Head on him

Sack Gobbler

It's endless

This is great fun, isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuntwhistle

Dickdabbler

Wankstreak

Scroterist

Twatdancer

Cockcruncher

Douche-merchant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leathdhuine

Amadán amhlabharthach

Nothing sexier than gaeilge in a belfast accent, melting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah the term fuckwit has always served me well "

It's a classic in my book

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

"Need some new words for the cockwombles, twats etc

Some people would just annoy the hole outta ya lol"

Twatasuruswrecked

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Leathdhuine

Amadán amhlabharthach

Nothing sexier than gaeilge in a belfast accent, melting

Then come here agus is féidir liom a bheith ag graostacht i do chluas agus mé ag labhairt i gcogar

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"You can’t just replace cockwomble

It’s just perfect

I think it was _ustbo who introduced me to it "

I do use it quite a bit at times. Mind you I use fuckwit as well almost as much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leathdhuine

Amadán amhlabharthach

Nothing sexier than gaeilge in a belfast accent, melting

Then come here agus is féidir liom a bheith ag graostacht i do chluas agus mé ag labhairt i gcogar"

purrrrrr

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

"That body stocking looks great on you DD

Ah thank you, recent purchase and the body confidence has taken a bit of battering lately , so been brave

Be brave more often my lovely x"

This x

Whiffle-whaffle

If you were to travel back to 16th century Britain you might hear this phrase used to refer to someone who is a time-waster. Of course, if you use whiffle-whaffle these days you’ll probably just make people hungry for waffles, but it’s still fun to say anyway.

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By *apt blackMan
over a year ago

Lurgan

Numpties

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Plank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jizzard

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Nutcunts

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By *urFabFun21Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere

I'm a fan of 'twatwaffle' or the longer 'I'd call him a cunt but he lacks the warmth and the depth'

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By *ewitching1Woman
over a year ago

belfast

Cunty McCuntface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank spangle

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By *aislean313Man
over a year ago

Tallaght

wankers is an old one and a good one - I think its the w at the start that gives it some oomph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cumbubble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit faced cock master

Donkey fucking shit eater

Testicle shitting rectal wart

Oxygen thief

Wank features

Twiddle dick

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By *abeWMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny

Dicknugget is one I've been using lately

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By *astcoast2000Man
over a year ago

Newcastle County Down

Pissdonkeys

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By *yintotryCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

"Fucktards."

We remember the first time we heard this term of endearment. In a restaurant, couple next to us, she called him it then hit him over the head with the wine bottle. Fucktard always brings it back lol. Not condoning domestic abuse by the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ejites. Easy and descriptive enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pack of toasters

hahaha

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By *inxnmasterCouple
over a year ago

naughty valley

"Arse-breathers

Just say fart, why don't you

breathing implies inbound whilst farting is certainly outbound

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