FabSwingers.com forum: You know you've been here too long when...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You can put names to the cock pics

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

When you see Casey Lee start a thread

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

You can scroll from the bottom of any thread and know who made the comment before seeing the profile name.

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By *Sparkie.Man
over a year ago

Ratoath

You know who all the Hot Pics are without seeing profile names, even the new pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you know exactly whose going to comment on what thread before even looking at the actual thread.

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By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago

Sensual Center

When you know people profiles...even with a name change

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You can identify all the cliques

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

"You can identify all the cliques"

Cliques??? Say it ain’t so!

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

You’re waiting for a certain person to comment on a thread before they’ve even seen it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you know exactly whose going to comment on what thread before even looking at the actual thread. "

And what they're going to say

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By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago

Sensual Center

When you see people have got younger on here ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you see people have got younger on here ...

Or some are suddenly 5 years older than the last profile they had 3 months ago, guess they realised claiming 10 years younger was taking the piss....

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

It takes you all night to do what you used to do all night

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

When you look at some pictures and think ..they could do with cleaning the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you've been here too long when you can:

- Spot a copy paste message immediately.

- Quickly identify a genuine Faber from a fuckboy.

- Spot a 'couples' profile as just a single guy after a few minutes of chatting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you know and use all of thr filters

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By *ondalingerMan
over a year ago

City center

When you notice peoples new toaster

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you notice peoples new toaster"

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By *teppenwolfMan
over a year ago

Cork

When you begin to read a thread and stop immediately because you know what crap is going to be said by who

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
over a year ago

Cork

When you start getting annoyed by the "how come i can't get a meet" threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start a post but then forget to.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Know the forum police

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

When you know exactly how to piss someone off but dont do it cos you don’t want to get a ban

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

When the wife catches you on here

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Jayus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When the same guy has messaged you for 3 years in a row saying he's just moved to Galway

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By *inaandterryCouple
over a year ago

Westmeath

When an unsolicited dick pic gets an instant block, just after a check through their veris to see if they met anyone you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you know your addicted.

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

"You can put names to the cock pics"

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

When you've to adjust your age preference on the profile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you've to adjust your age preference on the profile.

We've done it a few times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When OP says they are coming out of retirement

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

When you find a new set of tits in the hot pics refreshing...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When OP says they are coming out of retirement

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you find a new set of tits in the hot pics refreshing...

When you haven't even looked at the hot pics in months...

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"When you find a new set of tits in the hot pics refreshing...

When you haven't even looked at the hot pics in months... "

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

When you have to Google the definition of hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When just about every message you get gives you the ick

When the phrase any naughty plans for the weekend is the equivalent to nails on a chalkboard

When you can immediately spot the latest reincarnation of a fake profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get desensitisated to cock pics. Saying that new monster on hot pics has me going holy shit

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By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago

Sensual Center

When you see your son has an account on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you get desensitisated to cock pics. Saying that new monster on hot pics has me going holy shit

Photo shopped i thought but i could be wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you see your son has an account on here"

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

When some of your best female friends here have come and gone at least 10 times and returned under a new name with new pics but you can still recognise each new profile...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can spot a thread that's going to cause a stir

When you recognise other womens body parts and your straight

When u get a message " any fun"

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

"When you see your son has an account on here"

Recognise his cock pics? Or maybe the toilet bowl under them as it's your house. I'll get my coat...

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"When you see your son has an account on here"

Jeepers, how intimately do you know your son

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"When you see your son has an account on here

Recognise his cock pics? Or maybe the toilet bowl under them as it's your house. I'll get my coat... "

They didn't train him well enough in the do's and don't's of Fab - bad parenting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start to wonder if downloading the app is just easier.

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By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago

Sensual Center

"When you see your son has an account on here

Jeepers, how intimately do you know your son

He has similar features to his father

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"When you see your son has an account on here

Jeepers, how intimately do you know your son

He has similar features to his father

Which features in particular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people recycle 5 or 6 year old pics they had up before and call them new. Cough cough saying nothing

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

...you don't have to google "Cuckold" "difference between MFM and MMF" and the suggestion of any toy, sex position or sexual practice no longer startles you as it once did!

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By *ouple 0073Couple
over a year ago

donegal

...you don't have to google "Cuckold" "difference between MFM and MMF" and the suggestion of any toy, sex position or sexual practice no longer startles you as it once did!

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very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your sent "in your area" messages could win a game of discovering Ireland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have 94 unsolicited friend requests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you find a new profile interesting because it doesn't have close up gynecology photo.

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

When you just can't be arsed

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"You can identify all the cliques

Cliques??? Say it ain’t so!

Only the cake cliques

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

When you can remember when the forums used to be fun.

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"When you can remember when the forums used to be fun.

Luke ffs change the kacks

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By *omebirdWoman
over a year ago

When most men are your blocklist and you're getting bored

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

You can tell who the users are that have left the site when you find something they've written in old forum threads

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

When you find you roll your eyes more at messages or comments on the forums than anything else .

When you realise people asking for help with profiles just want views and will ignore any advice anyhow .

When you recognise the reoccurring fake profiles immediately when they appear .

When you see a new profile and know it's a returnee even before they post anything.

When nothing really shocks you anymore with what people say and you can usually tell when things are posted just to get reactions off others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.....your in the clique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smugness seems normal

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"When you just can't be arsed"

Damn, I better start a goodbye thread so, I'm well overdue.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

When the kettle boils.

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

".....your in the clique"

Which clique? That one or the one over there or the one with yer man?

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By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago

Sensual Center

"When you see your son has an account on here

Jeepers, how intimately do you know your son

He has similar features to his father

Which features in particular

I could never tell you ..only show you

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

You have to check the dates on your pics/veris to know how long you’ve been here

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By *avan5Man
over a year ago

cavan

When they say “looking for older 25 to 35”

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

"You can put names to the cock pics"

Not mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have seen JDfab post in daylight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have seen JDfab post in daylight"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have seen JDfab post in daylight"

And wondered is he away somewhere foreign

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

When you've to change your age preferences as you're now 10 years older yourself...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have to check the dates on your pics/veris to know how long you’ve been here "

When we have to check our veris to see who we actually met

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

"You have seen JDfab post in daylight"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you don't even bother signing out during the course of the day...

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By *onedbodMan
over a year ago

co Galway

When you have phone number and real name but forget her fab name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you see your son has an account on here

Recognise his cock pics? Or maybe the toilet bowl under them as it's your house. I'll get my coat... "

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