FabSwingers.com forum: What did Santa forget ?

By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

From the lounge

In my case , some new jumpers . The situation is so urgent I might need to hit the shops tomorrow

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By *rankbMan
over a year ago

around

Woolly socks - they are here every year but we’re missed this year!

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By *8redballoonsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Pants ffs

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Bastard never brought me a chopper bike in 72 ....

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

Me it would appear

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By *ightower2021Man
over a year ago

donegal

A sexy female to fuck all night

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Could really have done with a group of fabbers under the tree

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

He forgot me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgot my house again

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Slippers & chocolate, he took me at my word when I said I didn't want any

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Slippers & chocolate, he took me at my word when I said I didn't want any

Typical man

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Slippers & chocolate, he took me at my word when I said I didn't want any

Typical man "

Exactly right, there should always be danger chocolate to throw if necessary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Batteries

Every single time lol

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

"Batteries

Every single time lol "

That's why I always have spare on hand. Once got someone a gift, only when I received the item in mail was there a stamp on the side specifically stating 'Batteries not included.'

Or another incident where the company wanted to charge me €8.99 extra for 2 AA batteries.

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"Batteries

Every single time lol "

Nice toys ?

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Batteries

Every single time lol "

Sometimes that's not a bad thing

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Good old michael o Leary of Ryanair fame ran a shop beside my parents house in the 80's

He was the only one of all the shops in the area to open on Christmas day and he sold thousands of pounds of batteries that he bought cheaply to send him on his way to his first million

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crackers , Christmas crackers, get all yours ,we didn't get any ,heard there was a shortish ,miss my cracker ,sop sop ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boys, who are grown men gave out that Santa didn't bring lynx sets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slippers & chocolate, he took me at my word when I said I didn't want any

You, in all your nakedness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Batteries

Every single time lol "

Rechargeable batteries by any chance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Batteries

Every single time lol "

Have you been on lovehoney by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He forgot my time machine I asked for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Fab Secret Santa message!

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By *onesome swingerMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A local woman for some NSA uninhibited, pleasurable intimacy. It was top of my Christmas wish list.

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By *enguin1Man
over a year ago

The sticks

First time in 30yrs he forgot the Lynx Africa box set

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"First time in 30yrs he forgot the Lynx Africa box set

For the smell or for some new pics ?

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Slippers & chocolate, he took me at my word when I said I didn't want any

You, in all your nakedness.

Nevermind the nakedness, I'd rather have the chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slippers & chocolate, he took me at my word when I said I didn't want any

You, in all your nakedness.

Nevermind the nakedness, I'd rather have the chocolate

I’ll remember to bring you some and perhaps I’ll bring a crowbar to prise your undies off! Lol

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"He forgot my time machine I asked for"

You dont get it till last week

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Slippers & chocolate, he took me at my word when I said I didn't want any

You, in all your nakedness.

Nevermind the nakedness, I'd rather have the chocolate

I’ll remember to bring you some and perhaps I’ll bring a crowbar to prise your undies off! Lol"

You may bring some whiskey too, that always works for me

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