FabSwingers.com forum: Ruin Christmas in 7 words or less

By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Look you know I hate your family

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

What is the point of this thread? (7) !

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

I have lost my sense of smell

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By *lameBoyMan
over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin

My antigen test is positive!

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By *enguin1Man
over a year ago

The sticks

You're not wearing that are ya?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did you get me that for …….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't I give you that last year?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot to collect the turkey

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Is that it

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork

Jez your arse looks massive in that

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork

"What is the point of this thread? (7) !

There isn’t one but who cares

Gives the “bah humbugs” something to do as well as the more light hearted of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa's on the sex offenders register.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Santi didn't come...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put LSD in the wine darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's talk about the Covid vaccine...

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

What we need is another covid thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mams was better

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"What is the point of this thread? (7) !

There isn’t one but who cares

Gives the “bah humbugs” something to do as well as the more light hearted of us

It was a genuine question; a lot of these threads that I have been reading do seem utterly pointless:

Are they a means of people to make contact?

Are they a mechanism for others to see their names in print, on screen; to raise awareness of their profile?

I suspect that fab members who are true lifestyles avoid this type of repetitive name-dropping.

Am I mistaken?

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"What is the point of this thread? (7) !

There isn’t one but who cares

Gives the “bah humbugs” something to do as well as the more light hearted of us

It was a genuine question; a lot of these threads that I have been reading do seem utterly pointless:

Are they a means of people to make contact?

Are they a mechanism for others to see their names in print, on screen; to raise awareness of their profile?

I suspect that fab members who are true lifestyles avoid this type of repetitive name-dropping.

Am I mistaken?

Just like you use 50 words when 10 will do to get your name known....I try to use humour.....everything that everyone posts has a reason

To have sex

Merry Christmas

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"What is the point of this thread? (7) !

There isn’t one but who cares

Gives the “bah humbugs” something to do as well as the more light hearted of us

It was a genuine question; a lot of these threads that I have been reading do seem utterly pointless:

Are they a means of people to make contact?

Are they a mechanism for others to see their names in print, on screen; to raise awareness of their profile?

I suspect that fab members who are true lifestyles avoid this type of repetitive name-dropping.

Am I mistaken?

Thats ruined my fecking christmas

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork

"What is the point of this thread? (7) !

There isn’t one but who cares

Gives the “bah humbugs” something to do as well as the more light hearted of us

It was a genuine question; a lot of these threads that I have been reading do seem utterly pointless:

Are they a means of people to make contact?

Are they a mechanism for others to see their names in print, on screen; to raise awareness of their profile?

I suspect that fab members who are true lifestyles avoid this type of repetitive name-dropping.

Am I mistaken?

Thats ruined my fecking christmas

Didn’t pull so

ah tis early yet

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork

"What is the point of this thread? (7) !

There isn’t one but who cares

Gives the “bah humbugs” something to do as well as the more light hearted of us

It was a genuine question; a lot of these threads that I have been reading do seem utterly pointless:

Are they a means of people to make contact?

Are they a mechanism for others to see their names in print, on screen; to raise awareness of their profile?

I suspect that fab members who are true lifestyles avoid this type of repetitive name-dropping.

Am I mistaken?

Actually didn’t realise the “bah humbugs” had a profile here

It was the only name I mentioned

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

" I try to use humour.....everything that everyone posts has a reason

To have sex "

But does it actually produce any results?

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By *man79Man
over a year ago

newry dundalk. warrenpoint

I stuffed your bird ?

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork

" I try to use humour.....everything that everyone posts has a reason

To have sex

But does it actually produce any results?

Actually you really don’t get it at all.

Why don’t you try ignoring items or threads you don’t see the point of instead of pouring gloom down on them

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By *tarman44Man
over a year ago

waterford

You wanted nuthing, I got you nuthing

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

" I try to use humour.....everything that everyone posts has a reason

To have sex

But does it actually produce any results?

Yes...

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By *lay rock69Man
over a year ago

monaghan

Single home alone on my own

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By *uv2kissMan
over a year ago

fenland

Your sister is a better fuck

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Why don’t you try ignoring items or threads you don’t see the point of instead of pouring gloom down on them "

An inquisitorial open-minded approach is very frequently a more effective conversational technique for eliciting information about a topic, rather than an adversarial mindset, from my experience! I merely expressed bemusement...

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Why don’t you try ignoring items or threads you don’t see the point of instead of pouring gloom down on them

You got a new thesaurus for Christmas..didn't you.

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By *lameBoyMan
over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin

Why don’t you try ignoring items or threads you don’t see the point of instead of pouring gloom down on them

You got a new thesaurus for Christmas..didn't you.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Why don’t you try ignoring items or threads you don’t see the point of instead of pouring gloom down on them

You got a new thesaurus for Christmas..didn't you.

Now now lets be merry and joyus

Or in swing terms lets be merry and join us

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

" You got a new thesaurus for Christmas..didn't you.

Autodidacts with an extensive vocubulary rarely ever need to consult a thesaurus; in fact I have never owned, nor ever had the necessity to consult, such a tome!

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

Santa Clause is coming to kill you

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By *hyeyesMan
over a year ago

meath

Ur pregnant , but I've had a vasectomy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Autodidacts with an extensive vocubulary rarely ever need to consult a thesaurus; in fact I have never owned, nor ever had the necessity to consult, such a tome!

You use the online version, yeah?

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Autodidacts with an extensive vocubulary rarely ever need to consult a thesaurus; in fact I have never owned, nor ever had the necessity to consult, such a tome!

You use the online version, yeah?"

I always use my own petsonal (cerebral) thesaurus compiled and expanded through decades of relentless heutagogy!

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

My parents werent that into Christmas

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By *teppenwolfMan
over a year ago

Cork

Why is the turkey dry again love?

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

"Never heard of Christmas, what is it?"

"I have decided to become a prostitute."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grandma got run over by a reindeer .killed it in 7 words .where's my prize ?

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Grandma got run over by a reindeer .killed it in 7 words .where's my prize ?

Coffee and a donut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always use my own petsonal (cerebral) thesaurus compiled and expanded through decades of relentless heutagogy!

Yeah, you don't need a thesaurus, you need an English style guide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucked your mom

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

I saw mommy sucking santa clause

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"I saw mommy sucking santa clause

Brilliant CJ

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

I always use my own personal (cerebral) thesaurus compiled and expanded through decades of relentless heutagogy!

Yeah, you don't need a thesaurus, you need an English style guide"

The challenge set by the OP was to ruin Christmas in 7 words or more; although I took more than 7 words, it would appear that my irritating verbose postings effectively did achieve my objective of ruining Christmas, for some!

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

I always use my own personal (cerebral) thesaurus compiled and expanded through decades of relentless heutagogy!

Yeah, you don't need a thesaurus, you need an English style guide

It was 7 words.....or less

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By *lderandbolderMan
over a year ago

clonakilty

I rode your sister last night

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By *reenlanerCouple
over a year ago

bournemouth

I dont want that present

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Vomiting bug

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Wutang putang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/12/21 19:41:46]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dad licks better then you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't believe in Santa he's fake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't believe in Santa he's fake "

What do you mean

No he’s not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't believe in Santa he's fake

What do you mean

No he’s not

My response served it's purpose lol.

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By *otstuff21Man
over a year ago

Dublin citywest

Turkey is very tough ham is chewy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been sleeping with your mum.

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

[Removed by poster at 26/12/21 21:44:32]

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Your brother bought me a new fleshlight

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By *hyeyesMan
over a year ago

meath

"Vomiting bug"

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"I have been sleeping with your mum."

Then I feel sorry for you

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Your brother bought me a new fleshlight"

So you finally leave him be?

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By *onnrodMan
over a year ago

moira

Turkey is just a big dry chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The WiFi is down ffs

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

"Dude, your sisters hot, but mother is banging!"

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By *onnrodMan
over a year ago

moira

Some of you can't count for shit

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

"Some of you can't count for shit "

Quite right sorry meant to post it like this.

"Dude, your sisters hot, but mother's banging!"

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