FabSwingers.com forum: No Joy

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Been on this a while and being a single man ,I have my needs too

The problem is no matter what I do ,I have got nothing ,Nah da and not a happy bunny at all

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

You've been on for over a year and while yes I imagine it can be frustrating to not get meets or replies then maybe you should rethink how you use fab.

Saying you have needs is irrelevant and sounds like you think because you have joined here that you should be automatically entitled to meets and sex. No one it doesn't matter who they are is entitled to anything on here. People meet with others that they get on with it's as simple as that.

If you are finding that being on here affects you so much you are getting really frustrated then maybe hide your profile for a bit and take a break. It's not worth getting that annoyed over.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

You're unverified

You're over 50

You're looking for bareback sex

Your pics are dodgy

You are gonna have a hard time on here unless you change some of those things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry mate but this thread isnt going to change things. Kinda sounds like you are about to go postal tbh

A good time here isnt guaranteed I'm afraid

Take heed of posts above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've been on for over a year and while yes I imagine it can be frustrating to not get meets or replies then maybe you should rethink how you use fab.

If you are finding that being on here affects you so much you are getting really frustrated then maybe hide your profile for a bit and take a break. It's not worth getting that annoyed over. "

What the lovely Bo said. Overhaul everything including your attitude and you'll do a lot better.

Interact in the forum's, go to some meet and greets etc.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP have a look at some male profiles that do have joy.

You will probably notice a bit of a difference of approach.

And while they won't all be the same there will usually be a range of decent pics, their personality will come across in their profile and they will put themselves kn the best possible light.

Also I'd agree with Bo at any stage the interactions or lack of on this site really start to bother you it's time to consider a break away.

Best of luck, hope it turns around

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

With some trepidation, I would suggest that the overall societal context over the past two years has not been conducive to those of us who are keen adherents of this alternative lifestyle.

As I could not reply to your posting privately; all males are blocked; I am obliged to reply to you publicly.

Your recent posting on the forum is not going to win you many friends!

Furthermore, your profile doesn't appear to have taken into account the types of people on this site; swinging is more about what you bring to the table, and rather less about what you want to take from it!

Have a look at previous threads about profile modification improvement (use Forum Search).

If you stay on this site you will need to be patient; probably until middle of next year.

Omicron is scaring the pants off the authorities on both sides of the Irish Sea, and increased restrictions and a January lockdown are likely.

The members are forgiving and empathic individuals; significantly modify your profile (bareback is something you could potentially negotiate, but is not ideal to be cited as a prerequisite); upload some new pics and .....

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

"Been on this a while and being a single man ,I have my needs too

The problem is no matter what I do ,I have got nothing ,Nah da and not a happy bunny at all"

Seriously fella, do you think you're unique? You're not. You're part of the 99% of guys who never get to meet anyone one here. Just try to accept that's how it is, lighten up, don't take this place so seriously and maybe you might find someone to service your needs. The only other advice I can give is stop talking about your needs and maybe show an interest in someone else's. This is not a game you play solo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're unverified

You're over 50

You're looking for bareback sex

Your pics are dodgy

You are gonna have a hard time on here unless you change some of those things"

100%, bareback is an instant turn-off!

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

I'm telling ya put up custard creams by the wheelbarrow the ladies love them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm telling ya put up custard creams by the wheelbarrow the ladies love them "

Dam it. Thought it was bourbon creams. Time to change pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm telling ya put up custard creams by the wheelbarrow the ladies love them "

Or Jaffa cakes …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm telling ya put up custard creams by the wheelbarrow the ladies love them

Or Jaffa cakes …

Good call

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I'm telling ya put up custard creams by the wheelbarrow the ladies love them

Or Jaffa cakes …

I have a Jaffa cake and a custard cream pic

no wheelbarrow though

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"I'm telling ya put up custard creams by the wheelbarrow the ladies love them

Dam it. Thought it was bourbon creams. Time to change pics "

Oh bourbons definitely win over custard creams for me anyhow

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

"I'm telling ya put up custard creams by the wheelbarrow the ladies love them

Or Jaffa cakes …

I have a Jaffa cake and a custard cream pic

can I borrow your wheelbarrow Hardy

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not a problem belle what about an aul pancake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm telling ya put up custard creams by the wheelbarrow the ladies love them

Dam it. Thought it was bourbon creams. Time to change pics

Oh bourbons definitely win over custard creams for me anyhow

Noted...and kettle on the boil

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"I'm telling ya put up custard creams by the wheelbarrow the ladies love them

Dam it. Thought it was bourbon creams. Time to change pics

Oh bourbons definitely win over custard creams for me anyhow

Nooooooooo Rasberry or Lemon creams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm telling ya put up custard creams by the wheelbarrow the ladies love them

Or Jaffa cakes …

I have a Jaffa cake and a custard cream pic

no wheelbarrow though

No eating on the paddle board please, the crumbs get into all sorts of places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm telling ya put up custard creams by the wheelbarrow the ladies love them

Or Jaffa cakes …

I have a Jaffa cake and a custard cream pic

no wheelbarrow though

I'm sure someone will give you the loan of a wheel barrow for a few pictures, it could become the most fabbed wheelbarrow on here

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"I'm telling ya put up custard creams by the wheelbarrow the ladies love them

Dam it. Thought it was bourbon creams. Time to change pics

Oh bourbons definitely win over custard creams for me anyhow

Nooooooooo Rasberry or Lemon creams

You can keep the raspberry but I agree with the lemon ones we can share

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I'm telling ya put up custard creams by the wheelbarrow the ladies love them

Or Jaffa cakes …

I have a Jaffa cake and a custard cream pic

can I borrow your wheelbarrow Hardy

not a problem belle what about an aul pancake

Ohh I have that too

and a cake

can you tell food is the way to my heart

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I'm telling ya put up custard creams by the wheelbarrow the ladies love them

Or Jaffa cakes …

I have a Jaffa cake and a custard cream pic

no wheelbarrow though

No eating on the paddle board please, the crumbs get into all sorts of places

I can catch them between my boobs

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I'm telling ya put up custard creams by the wheelbarrow the ladies love them

Or Jaffa cakes …

I have a Jaffa cake and a custard cream pic

no wheelbarrow though

I'm sure someone will give you the loan of a wheel barrow for a few pictures, it could become the most fabbed wheelbarrow on here

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

"I'm telling ya put up custard creams by the wheelbarrow the ladies love them

Or Jaffa cakes …

I have a Jaffa cake and a custard cream pic

can I borrow your wheelbarrow Hardy

not a problem belle what about an aul pancake

Ohh I have that too

and a cake

can you tell food is the way to my heart

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noted I'm away to buy a luxury hamper

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Donuts....always feckin Donuts....biscuits me arse

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Bareback sex and wonders why no luck

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I'm telling ya put up custard creams by the wheelbarrow the ladies love them

Or Jaffa cakes …

I have a Jaffa cake and a custard cream pic

can I borrow your wheelbarrow Hardy

not a problem belle what about an aul pancake

Ohh I have that too

and a cake

can you tell food is the way to my heart

noted I'm away to buy a luxury hamper

And a boscos

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Donuts....always feckin Donuts....biscuits me arse "

If someone brought me a Krispy kreme donut is melt in their arms

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Maybe try more dick pics and put a sky remote next to your dick also just so women can judge the size,they all love that and you can sure then they will be all over you looking for bareback sex with you and the sky remote, after that sit back and let the good times roll!failing that just direct message them a pic and ask them if they wanna f%$k !

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

"I'm telling ya put up custard creams by the wheelbarrow the ladies love them

Or Jaffa cakes …

I have a Jaffa cake and a custard cream pic

can I borrow your wheelbarrow Hardy

not a problem belle what about an aul pancake

Ohh I have that too

and a cake

can you tell food is the way to my heart

noted I'm away to buy a luxury hamper

And a boscos

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

You can thank me later, your sure to be inundated now with messages from women. Ah some guys have all the luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mince pies and brandy cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe try more dick pics and put a sky remote next to your dick also just so women can judge the size,they all love that and you can sure then they will be all over you looking for bareback sex with you and the sky remote, after that sit back and let the good times roll!failing that just direct message them a pic and ask them if they wanna f%$k ! "

Sky remote is soooo 2020. This year it's the box of antigen tests

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Amazing how a serious thread is diverted into the merits of biscuits v bareback penetration.

Personally, my favourite biscuit is Garibaldi and I've given the OP my opinion of his profile at the start of this thread!

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By *amien88Man
over a year ago

wicklow

Similar... Gone quiet and I'm verified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amazing how a serious thread is diverted into the merits of biscuits v bareback penetration.

Personally, my favourite biscuit is Garibaldi and I've given the OP my opinion of his profile at the start of this thread!

Totally agree.

Garabaldi are nice but you have to have tea/coffee with them.

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By *ewrideMan
over a year ago

Love the emoji, lol

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By *amien88Man
over a year ago

wicklow

"Similar... Gone quiet and I'm verified"
still look the same lol

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