FabSwingers.com forum: First messages

By *ollybird OP Woman
over a year ago

east Cork

Stolen from the lounge

Let's have abit of fun with this.

What's the funniest and worst 1st message you have received on here.

Please don't put their names in the thread.

I’ll go first

I want to enter you through the anus

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

Would you like meet me and my father together for some fun ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in prison at the moment but have some day release coming up if you'd like to meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you fancy meeting me first so I can suck that lovely cock before I introduce you to the mrs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasn't the first message between us, as I'd gone first, but it was their first message to me.

It simply said "Twat."

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Hey hun your hotter than a junkies spoon

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

You have no chance of meeting anyone on here if you are straight so if you play bi or guarantee a sexy lady we will consider putting you on our list.

Lose the beard and we'll put you on our to do list.

Bad and funny at the same time from well verified people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fine wine my ass, F*ck, you’re old !!

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By *quinnMan
over a year ago

Limerick

'Wanna blowjob bud'

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By *igglefunWoman
over a year ago

Cork

I'll give u anything in the world to watch u have a shit

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Worst: Do you want another cock to fill up your missus?

Best: You could hang two wet dufflecoats off those nips.

Yesterday got a message with a full stop (.) in it, nothing else.

Mild compared to some I suppose. Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy once told me he would only have sex with me if I licked his wedding ring during the act.

Plus he asked me if I was religious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey what's up you white potato bitch"

Had another from a couple's account where they accused me of being mentally disturbed for having a single and a couple's profile, that was pretty wild.

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By *he MickMan
over a year ago

southside

I'm willing to set up a gloryhole so you won't even know it's a guy sucking you off

Made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy once told me he would only have sex with me if I licked his wedding ring during the act.

Plus he asked me if I was religious. "

I don't know why I find this so funny

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By *he MickMan
over a year ago

southside

"A guy once told me he would only have sex with me if I licked his wedding ring during the act.

Plus he asked me if I was religious. "

Don't keep us hanging , did you

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

W u up2

I assumed even things like this a lot of thought went into

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By *ergalMan
over a year ago

east cork

"How are you"

Even though my profile says straight..

"Fancy getting your balls licked and ass rimmed, I deep throat also..."

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Best was

You know that thread about how you never get to meet women from Galway ? Do you want to do something about it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy once told me he would only have sex with me if I licked his wedding ring during the act.

Plus he asked me if I was religious.

Don't keep us hanging , did you "

Nope it was a straight block when I saw the religious comment

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By *he MickMan
over a year ago

southside

"A guy once told me he would only have sex with me if I licked his wedding ring during the act.

Plus he asked me if I was religious.

Don't keep us hanging , did you

Nope it was a straight block when I saw the religious comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy told me his sister was being a real bitch lately and to get back at her asked me would I be willing to fuck her while he hid in the wardrobe and watched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There has been loads of weird ones

Most recent one being asked to be part of the ladies catfight in a hotel room

Yes ladies he’s back lol

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By *j2000Man
over a year ago

mayo

Few of them-

"Any chance you could fuck the gf so a few of us could watch"

"Would you mind letting me suck you off, you came up on nearly "

Girl "how you finding it here"

Me "slow enough"

Girl "I can take card if you want to spend some time together"

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By *ollybird OP Woman
over a year ago

east Cork

"There has been loads of weird ones

Most recent one being asked to be part of the ladies catfight in a hotel room

Yes ladies he’s back lol

Oh jaysus he’s not is he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U are a magnificent meloned milking mammaried maiden marvel methinks x

'Astronauts have soared to walk on the moon

But I'd launch my rocket inside yours any afternoon '

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Keep 'em coming - I'm robbing some for future reference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey

Thats it!!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Could I put my tongue up your asshole to taste you

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By *eebawMan
over a year ago

"Hi

I'm willing to set up a gloryhole so you won't even know it's a guy sucking you off

Made me laugh

Have gotten that one a few times

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By *eebawMan
over a year ago

Have been offered money in a first message

Have had too many guys message to suck me off I’ve lost count.

Guys messaging from a single male profile saying ‘myself and my bird are looking for a guy’ why not set up a cpl profile …..

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By *aucymessCouple
over a year ago

gorey

First message we just received is,

Do I smell lol

Of course this person is now blocked.

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By *orkcouple81Couple
over a year ago

west

Probably missing some but....

Offered drugs for sex....

Catfighting message couple times

They're the more memorable ones I think

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

One today....I don't usually fuck fatties but id make an exception for you just no verfie

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By *man79Man
over a year ago

newry dundalk. warrenpoint

I’m in a lay-by wanking in my wife’s underwear wanna join me ?

Eh no naked attraction is on

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

"One today....I don't usually fuck fatties but id make an exception for you just no verfie

Hope he got an automatic block

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

We've been offered money in 1st messages but say worst was when we said no to another male he then replied "that's good as she's probably busted anyway"

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