FabSwingers.com forum: The Funniest Reason Why!!!!!

By *s Lolly OP Woman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

What's the funniest reason you would give the poster above for standing them up/cancelling last minute.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She forgot to bring the cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear he's a bit too fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cleaned my shoes for him cos I know he's fussy about things like that, but then they were too slippy

I fell and missed the bus

Sorry Fast

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"I cleaned my shoes for him cos I know he's fussy about things like that, but then they were too slippy

I fell and missed the bus

Sorry Fast

Keeps stealing the Nutella

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By *ondalingerMan
over a year ago

City center

He keeps robbing my shake and vac for his carpet likr body hair (which im slightly jealous of)

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

[Removed by poster at 08/12/21 09:58:41]

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’m too busy plaiting my toe hair

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By *ondalingerMan
over a year ago

City center

"I’m too busy plaiting my toe hair

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"[Removed by poster at 08/12/21 09:58:41]"

I was watching an Elvis movie that I mistakenly thought was based on their life story.

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Got distracted reading his 10 chapter profile bio

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By *onnrodMan
over a year ago

moira

"Got distracted reading his 10 chapter profile bio

Got distracted waiting for Right Said Fred to start a rendition of "I'm too sexy" in their public video...

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Got distracted reading his 10 chapter profile bio

Got distracted waiting for Right Said Fred to start a rendition of "I'm too sexy" in their public video... "

I got taken by a group of bearded, hairy, heavily tattooed bikers. They didn't let me go until I learned their code of conduct by heart

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Got distracted reading his 10 chapter profile bio

Got distracted waiting for Right Said Fred to start a rendition of "I'm too sexy" in their public video...

I got taken by a group of bearded, hairy, heavily tattooed bikers. They didn't let me go until I learned their code of conduct by heart

Intimated by not knowing my gazpacho from my pintxos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got entangled when I was getting dressed

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I couldn't find my brick

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I couldn't find my brick"

Got distracted watching a Groucho Marx film

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By *limfitladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I couldn't find my brick

Got distracted watching a Groucho Marx film "

Lost his spanner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spider-Man stole my car keys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spider-Man stole my car keys "

I have a leaky roof!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spider-Man stole my car keys

I have a leaky roof!"

Hahaha I actually leaked my pants a bit there lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spider-Man stole my car keys

I have a leaky roof!

Hahaha I actually leaked my pants a bit there lmao"

I'm on the naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just because

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By *s Lolly OP Woman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Forgot to shave my beard and ran out of foam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jealous cause you've better tits than bubbles

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By *arajeanCouple
over a year ago

mayo

Got distracted looking at profile pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m allergic to leather lol

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By *he MickMan
over a year ago

southside

You're just my type

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By *s Lolly OP Woman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Lost my false teeth

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"Lost my false teeth

Not necessarily a bad thing…

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By *s Lolly OP Woman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Lost my false teeth

Not necessarily a bad thing…

Gummy BJ eh.......

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By *he MickMan
over a year ago

southside

Because we'd have a great long hot session and I've work in the morning

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Got locked in off license trying to pick him out a nice bottle of wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told them the dog ate my buss pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ran out of petrol while dogging... I mean walking the dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got locked in off license trying to pick him out a nice bottle of wine

Came down with a serious case of boob envy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got locked in off license trying to pick him out a nice bottle of wine

Came down with a serious case of boob envy"

Was worried I'd finish prematurely with all the sexiness!!

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Got a serious dose of the runs, literally tied to the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got a serious dose of the runs, literally tied to the toilet

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo

"Got a serious dose of the runs, literally tied to the toilet

I was going to meet them but when she said yes I thought she meant no

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By *s Lolly OP Woman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

My Elf on the Shelf got stuck in a tight spot

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"My Elf on the Shelf got stuck in a tight spot

Couldn't find the batmobile keys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told me he ran out of donuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Told me he ran out of donuts

I allergic to cucumber

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By *ohnFKMan
over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

She allergic to cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I already have a cheese grater

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By *s Lolly OP Woman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Better ass than mine

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By *appyPandaMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun

"Better ass than mine

I just don't like Carlow. It feels grey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better ass than mine

I just don't like Carlow. It feels grey.

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you don't like Carlow we can never meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because he's a man...and I find men repugnant and unappealing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/12/21 14:20:17]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's so big and tall - I just get lost and bewildered looking for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's so big and tall - I just get lost and bewildered looking for him

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your hidden and i can't find you

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By *ondalingerMan
over a year ago

City center

Caught you looking in my letterbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You touched my goldfish

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By *j69funCouple
over a year ago

kildare

You look very pale (covid )

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"You look very pale (covid ) "

From Kildare....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You look very pale (covid ) "
i can't see you so

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By *s Lolly OP Woman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Prefers Barry's Tea then Lyons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefers Barry's Tea then Lyons

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not a great excuse for i use Barrys tea too

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By *s Lolly OP Woman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Prefers Barry's Tea then Lyons

not a great excuse for i use Barrys tea too "

Barry's Tea is scusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefers Barry's Tea then Lyons

not a great excuse for i use Barrys tea too

Barry's Tea is scusting

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got a flat tyre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You look very pale (covid ) "

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By *s Lolly OP Woman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

He asked to wear my stockings

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By *onnrodMan
over a year ago

moira

"He asked to wear my stockings

She'd kept me up late drinking in hotel lobbies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He wouldn't stay up late with us drinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He wouldn't stay up late with us drinking "
she's a man city fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He wouldn't stay up late with us drinking she's a man city fan "

Hahahaha

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By *he MickMan
over a year ago

southside

Because I'm taking a bath

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By *s Lolly OP Woman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

He conditiones his chest hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He conditiones his chest hair

Ya prefer Carlow Soccer refs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He conditiones his chest hair

Ya prefer Carlow Soccer refs

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he's from tipperary enough said

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By *s Lolly OP Woman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

He's loves to smother himself in chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's loves to smother himself in chocolate

She's a Liverpool fan

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"He's loves to smother himself in chocolate

She's a Liverpool fan

Terrible taste in football shirts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's loves to smother himself in chocolate

She's a Liverpool fan

Terrible taste in football shirts

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too far award

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's loves to smother himself in chocolate

She's a Liverpool fan

Terrible taste in football shirts

too far award "

He didn't read my profile where it clearly says I am from Limerick and.not Tipperary ... enough said

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"He's loves to smother himself in chocolate

She's a Liverpool fan

Terrible taste in football shirts

too far award

He didn't read my profile where it clearly says I am from Limerick and.not Tipperary ... enough said

He refused to wear his kilt

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By *s Lolly OP Woman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

She won't share her plumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/12/21 22:13:48]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She won't share her plumber

Couldn't spot you in the crowd, with the Where's Wally socks on

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"She won't share her plumber

My plumber is freelance

She has better sexy outfits than I do

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"She won't share her plumber

Couldn't spot you in the crowd, with the Where's Wally socks on"

He needs to go to specsavers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She rode of into the sunset

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By *s Lolly OP Woman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Wants me to bring my own cake n cream the cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not if it’s cooked in that microwave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She won't share her plumber

Couldn't spot you in the crowd, with the Where's Wally socks on

He needs to go to specsavers

Specsavers gave me the wrong prescription.

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By *j69funCouple
over a year ago

kildare

Its a long way from clare to here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its a long way from clare to here

That it is. Hope my car starts

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By *s Lolly OP Woman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

He tried to sell me his boxer's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've no money for supermacs

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By *ulu00Woman
over a year ago

Donegal

Im allergic to white boxers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She’s allergic to dildos

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By *ulu00Woman
over a year ago

Donegal

"She’s allergic to dildos

Esp preloved ones

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By *ohnFKMan
over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

'Sound like a cunt'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His location is hard to find

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We ended up at the wrong pole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We ended up at the wrong pole

I thought Duo was short for Do One!!

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