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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Frustrated, impatient woman needs a good drill.

Failing that, advice on how to get screws into wood with only a screwdriver.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Dip the screw in liquid soap or washing up liquid first then screw in

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Dip the screw in liquid soap or washing up liquid first then screw in"

Try using a bradal first

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Drive a nail in part way and pull it out again and that will give you a good starting point but there's a good chance you will split the wood if you don't drill a hole

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dip the screw in liquid soap or washing up liquid first then screw in"

Really!!

Would baby oil do Ive lots of that

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Town

Give it a bit of a bang first before carefully and slowly screwing all the way in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drive a nail in part way and pull it out again and that will give you a good starting point but there's a good chance you will split the wood if you don't drill a hole"

I thought of that but couldnt find nails

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Dip the screw in liquid soap or washing up liquid first then screw in

Really!!

Would baby oil do Ive lots of that "

Just don’t get it on the handle of the screw driver as you’ll never get a grip

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Give it a bit of a bang first before carefully and slowly screwing all the way in"

Mmmm thats distracting

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Drive a nail in part way and pull it out again and that will give you a good starting point but there's a good chance you will split the wood if you don't drill a hole

I thought of that but couldnt find nails "

Do you know anyone with a sharp tongue?

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

What size screw are we talking about and type of timber

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drive a nail in part way and pull it out again and that will give you a good starting point but there's a good chance you will split the wood if you don't drill a hole

I thought of that but couldnt find nails

Do you know anyone with a sharp tongue? "

Im talking to one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What size screw are we talking about and type of timber "

2 inch screw, MDF door

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"What size screw are we talking about and type of timber

2 inch screw, MDF door"

Your going to need a drill or a good power driver the door is usually light enough timber and a two inch screw will blow it apart without a pilot hole

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What size screw are we talking about and type of timber

2 inch screw, MDF door

Your going to need a drill or a good power driver the door is usually light enough timber and a two inch screw will blow it apart without a pilot hole "

I fear you are right. Im getting nowhere anyway, no fear of it blowing apart lol!

Whats a bradal by the way??

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By *ake osheaMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"What size screw are we talking about and type of timber

2 inch screw, MDF door

Your going to need a drill or a good power driver the door is usually light enough timber and a two inch screw will blow it apart without a pilot hole "

Truth

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"What size screw are we talking about and type of timber

2 inch screw, MDF door

Your going to need a drill or a good power driver the door is usually light enough timber and a two inch screw will blow it apart without a pilot hole

I fear you are right. Im getting nowhere anyway, no fear of it blowing apart lol!

Whats a bradal by the way??"

A pointy screwdriver

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"What size screw are we talking about and type of timber

2 inch screw, MDF door

Your going to need a drill or a good power driver the door is usually light enough timber and a two inch screw will blow it apart without a pilot hole

I fear you are right. Im getting nowhere anyway, no fear of it blowing apart lol!

Whats a bradal by the way??"

Same as a nail but has a screwdriver type handle with a bulbus head so u can push down on it to open a hole

Oh jayus that sounds filthy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What size screw are we talking about and type of timber

2 inch screw, MDF door

Your going to need a drill or a good power driver the door is usually light enough timber and a two inch screw will blow it apart without a pilot hole

I fear you are right. Im getting nowhere anyway, no fear of it blowing apart lol!

Whats a bradal by the way??

Same as a nail but has a screwdriver type handle with a bulbus head so u can push down on it to open a hole

Oh jayus that sounds filthy "

Ooh stop

It worked though!!

I had one on my swiss army knife. Job done

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By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago

Sensual Center

If they are quality screw you can in some cases drive the screws with a hammer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks all

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

One hour later Rubadubdub is fully screwed.

Thread closed……

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare

legit couldn't open a jar of pickles tonight

how sad that I couldn't even snack without reminding I can't open a jar never mind Try find out how to fix rubs issue

Well done rub

(p.s after 15 minutes I got said jar open)

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"legit couldn't open a jar of pickles tonight

how sad that I couldn't even snack without reminding I can't open a jar never mind Try find out how to fix rubs issue

Well done rub

(p.s after 15 minutes I got said jar open) "

Nor all super hero’s wear capes MM

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One hour later Rubadubdub is fully screwed.

Thread closed…… "

Hahaha theres always a screw loose where Im concerned though

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"legit couldn't open a jar of pickles tonight

how sad that I couldn't even snack without reminding I can't open a jar never mind Try find out how to fix rubs issue

Well done rub

(p.s after 15 minutes I got said jar open) "

Put a knife just under the edge oflid of the jar until you hear a slight pop then they open easily .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"legit couldn't open a jar of pickles tonight

how sad that I couldn't even snack without reminding I can't open a jar never mind Try find out how to fix rubs issue "

I think running hot water over the lid helps - if im remembering my thermodynamics correctly

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare


"legit couldn't open a jar of pickles tonight

how sad that I couldn't even snack without reminding I can't open a jar never mind Try find out how to fix rubs issue

Well done rub

(p.s after 15 minutes I got said jar open)

Nor all super hero’s wear capes MM "

awh thanks G

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

A 14lb sledge and drive them home rubs. Mind you I'm no joiner

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare


"legit couldn't open a jar of pickles tonight

how sad that I couldn't even snack without reminding I can't open a jar never mind Try find out how to fix rubs issue

Well done rub

(p.s after 15 minutes I got said jar open)

Put a knife just under the edge oflid of the jar until you hear a slight pop then they open easily ."

il remember this for next time, hand is raw from spending so long on it

thank you bo x

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare


"legit couldn't open a jar of pickles tonight

how sad that I couldn't even snack without reminding I can't open a jar never mind Try find out how to fix rubs issue

I think running hot water over the lid helps - if im remembering my thermodynamics correctly "

a woman of many talents

thank you x

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

This self help thread was brought to you by MDF (MANY DAFT FUCKERS)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This self help thread was brought to you by MDF (MANY DAFT FUCKERS)"

Oi Oi - we are a community of geniuses ( or is that genii

)

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"This self help thread was brought to you by MDF (MANY DAFT FUCKERS)

Oi Oi - we are a community of geniuses ( or is that genii

)"

Ohhh here cum rub my magic lamp

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Sponsored by Screwfix

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Tell the truth Rub ...how many men sent you a message ...I'm in the area if you want me to screw

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell the truth Rub ...how many men sent you a message ...I'm in the area if you want me to screw "

0

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By *lay rock69Man
over a year ago

monaghan

Not one guy will come and help you

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By *lose_encounterMan
over a year ago

Cork city

i feel theres a joke here......how many men does it take to....?

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

Lefty loosy, Righty tighty...

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lefty loosy, Righty tighty...

You're welcome "

An expression I consider as appropriate to politics as it is to DIY

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By *rcher42Man
over a year ago

Ennis

Hammer the fucker in first. Then screw slowly with a bit of force until it takes. Then your home!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hammer the fucker in first. Then screw slowly with a bit of force until it takes. Then your home! "

I did have a good ole hammer at it alright.

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By *rcher42Man
over a year ago

Ennis


"Hammer the fucker in first. Then screw slowly with a bit of force until it takes. Then your home!

I did have a good ole hammer at it alright. "

Nothin like a good old hammering I guess

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

Always best to pre lube a screw for solid wood.

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

..

Candle wax usually does the trick,

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By *oey4somefunMan
over a year ago

Drogheda to Dublin

Use a corkscrew to start the hole then screw away with the screwdriver Rubs You can thank me later

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Is this a sex thread ?

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By *oey4somefunMan
over a year ago

Drogheda to Dublin


"Is this a sex thread ?"

A screwing thread by the looks of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this a sex thread ?"

Its whatever you want it to be

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Use a corkscrew to start the hole then screw away with the screwdriver Rubs You can thank me later "

Now thats a tool I definitely do have to hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a drop of 3 in one oil or WD 40 on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the screwdriver down ……back away slowly ….and nobody gets hurt

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