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"Why dont women reply to my messages..its polite to say no thanks "No thanks | |||
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"Why dont women reply to my messages..its polite to say no thanks
No thanks "First answer in 4567 messages sent ..you'll need a barring order by the end of the night  | |||
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"Why dont women reply to my messages..its polite to say no thanks
No thanks
First answer in 4567 messages sent ..you'll need a barring order by the end of the night "Christ, now I'm in trouble... where's the complaints department | |||
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"For a limited time only! Just don't expect your issue/s to be fixed
Shoot! Give it your all... don't hold back..."why have you blocked my age range, just wondering, not sure it is a complaint though | |||
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"For a limited time only! Just don't expect your issue/s to be fixed
Shoot! Give it your all... don't hold back... why have you blocked my age range, just wondering, not sure it is a complaint though"Just personal preference... | |||
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"I'm over here and the box of roses are over there. I can't be moving, my ass is well and truly buried in the sofa!! This is serious "Now that's a real third world problem I'll say a prayer for ya . | |||
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"I'm over here and the box of roses are over there. I can't be moving, my ass is well and truly buried in the sofa!! This is serious
Now that's a real third world problem I'll say a prayer for ya ."While you're on your knees.....will you crawl over and get him the Roses | |||
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"I'm over here and the box of roses are over there. I can't be moving, my ass is well and truly buried in the sofa!! This is serious
Now that's a real third world problem I'll say a prayer for ya .
While you're on your knees.....will you crawl over and get him the Roses "FFS man I just spilt me tea all over me self..ha ha ha ha.. | |||
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"I'm over here and the box of roses are over there. I can't be moving, my ass is well and truly buried in the sofa!! This is serious
Now that's a real third world problem I'll say a prayer for ya .
While you're on your knees.....will you crawl over and get him the Roses
FFS man I just spilt me tea all over me self..ha ha ha ha.."I knew I'd make ya wet one day | |||
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"I'm over here and the box of roses are over there. I can't be moving, my ass is well and truly buried in the sofa!! This is serious
Now that's a real third world problem I'll say a prayer for ya .
While you're on your knees.....will you crawl over and get him the Roses "Now we're talking 
*looks at lube, looks at roses, looks at _oglady,,,, promising 
Boglady do you like the strawberry ones ? | |||
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"I'm over here and the box of roses are over there. I can't be moving, my ass is well and truly buried in the sofa!! This is serious
Now that's a real third world problem I'll say a prayer for ya .
While you're on your knees.....will you crawl over and get him the Roses
Now we're talking
*looks at lube, looks at roses, looks at _oglady,,,, promising
Boglady do you like the strawberry ones ? "No there the rotton ones... | |||
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"Why do motor companies fit sun visors for the driver and front seat passenger but leave a gaping hole between them. And why does the sun always seem to be shining through that fecking gap" I had a whole message typed with "why not design a full length visor, you have a corner in the market" BUT, I had a lightbulb moment (very rare  ) where would you put the rearview mirror | |||
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"I'm over here and the box of roses are over there. I can't be moving, my ass is well and truly buried in the sofa!! This is serious
Now that's a real third world problem I'll say a prayer for ya .
While you're on your knees.....will you crawl over and get him the Roses
Now we're talking
*looks at lube, looks at roses, looks at _oglady,,,, promising
Boglady do you like the strawberry ones ?
No there the rotton ones..."See if ya can get them turned into wine
Now pass me a hazel whirl and the lube | |||
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"I'm over here and the box of roses are over there. I can't be moving, my ass is well and truly buried in the sofa!! This is serious "That's really serious!!! I feel for you | |||
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"Why do motor companies fit sun visors for the driver and front seat passenger but leave a gaping hole between them. And why does the sun always seem to be shining through that fecking gap I had a whole message typed with "why not design a full length visor, you have a corner in the market" BUT, I had a lightbulb moment (very rare ) where would you put the rearview mirror "Down lower, after all its for viewing rears init? | |||
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"Why does a certain woman complain about a Doctors tools lol" I worry about doctors who use tools rather than medical/surgical devices or instruments They sound like they're from the dark ages  | |||
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"I'm over here and the box of roses are over there. I can't be moving, my ass is well and truly buried in the sofa!! This is serious
That's really serious!!! I feel for you "I'm over here with _oglady, follow the slapping noise
Keep the blindfold on and open up, I have something strawberry flavoured for ya | |||
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"Why is it when you have the hangover munchies and order takeaway, you get full after two mouthfuls!! So upsetting!! There is food there but I don't wanna eat it!! "Leftovers for tomorrow why complain | |||
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"I'm over here and the box of roses are over there. I can't be moving, my ass is well and truly buried in the sofa!! This is serious
Now that's a real third world problem I'll say a prayer for ya .
While you're on your knees.....will you crawl over and get him the Roses
Now we're talking
*looks at lube, looks at roses, looks at _oglady,,,, promising
Boglady do you like the strawberry ones ?
No there the rotton ones..."Agreed  | |||
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"Why do motor companies fit sun visors for the driver and front seat passenger but leave a gaping hole between them. And why does the sun always seem to be shining through that fecking gap I had a whole message typed with "why not design a full length visor, you have a corner in the market" BUT, I had a lightbulb moment (very rare ) where would you put the rearview mirror
Down lower, after all its for viewing rears init? "I tell ya, come up with a design - you could be rich this time next year! Ger will be your first customer | |||
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"I'm over here and the box of roses are over there. I can't be moving, my ass is well and truly buried in the sofa!! This is serious
That's really serious!!! I feel for you
I'm over here with _oglady, follow the slapping noise
Keep the blindfold on and open up, I have something strawberry flavoured for ya "You can stuff the strawberry flavoured Roses where the sun don't shine | |||
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"Why does a certain woman complain about a Doctors tools lol I worry about doctors who use tools rather than medical/surgical devices or instruments They sound like they're from the dark ages "I have seen you the tool I will be using via a message | |||
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"I'm over here and the box of roses are over there. I can't be moving, my ass is well and truly buried in the sofa!! This is serious
That's really serious!!! I feel for you
I'm over here with _oglady, follow the slapping noise
Keep the blindfold on and open up, I have something strawberry flavoured for ya
You can stuff the strawberry flavoured Roses where the sun don't shine "Thats what the lube is for | |||
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"Why is it when you have the hangover munchies and order takeaway, you get full after two mouthfuls!! So upsetting!! There is food there but I don't wanna eat it!!
Leftovers for tomorrow why complain "She sets up a complaints department, then complains about a complaint!!! Ppfffttt!! | |||
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"Why does a certain woman complain about a Doctors tools lol I worry about doctors who use tools rather than medical/surgical devices or instruments They sound like they're from the dark ages I have seen you the tool I will be using via a message "You call that a tool | |||
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"I'm over here and the box of roses are over there. I can't be moving, my ass is well and truly buried in the sofa!! This is serious
That's really serious!!! I feel for you
I'm over here with _oglady, follow the slapping noise
Keep the blindfold on and open up, I have something strawberry flavoured for ya
You can stuff the strawberry flavoured Roses where the sun don't shine
Thats what the lube is for "More flavoursome with a strawberry Rose - added bonus, it can't hurt anyone else no more | |||
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"Why does a certain woman complain about a Doctors tools lol I worry about doctors who use tools rather than medical/surgical devices or instruments They sound like they're from the dark ages I have seen you the tool I will be using via a message
You call that a tool "Blew out | |||
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"Why is it when you have the hangover munchies and order takeaway, you get full after two mouthfuls!! So upsetting!! There is food there but I don't wanna eat it!!
Leftovers for tomorrow why complain
She sets up a complaints department, then complains about a complaint!!!
Ppfffttt!! "I just solved your problem and gave you an extra added bonus 
Jee whizz, some people are never happy
Come back to me tomorrow when your hangover is cured  | |||
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"Why does a certain woman complain about a Doctors tools lol I worry about doctors who use tools rather than medical/surgical devices or instruments They sound like they're from the dark ages I have seen you the tool I will be using via a message
You call that a tool Blew out "No, you blow out candles | |||
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"Why does a certain woman complain about a Doctors tools lol I worry about doctors who use tools rather than medical/surgical devices or instruments They sound like they're from the dark ages I have seen you the tool I will be using via a message
You call that a tool Blew out
No, you blow out candles "Is it your birthday? | |||
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"Why does a certain woman complain about a Doctors tools lol I worry about doctors who use tools rather than medical/surgical devices or instruments They sound like they're from the dark ages I have seen you the tool I will be using via a message
You call that a tool Blew out
No, you blow out candles Is it your birthday? "Ahm, good question - I'm too old to remember | |||
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"Why is it when you have the hangover munchies and order takeaway, you get full after two mouthfuls!! So upsetting!! There is food there but I don't wanna eat it!!
Leftovers for tomorrow why complain
She sets up a complaints department, then complains about a complaint!!!
Ppfffttt!!
I just solved your problem and gave you an extra added bonus
Jee whizz, some people are never happy
Come back to me tomorrow when your hangover is cured " | |||
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"Why do motor companies fit sun visors for the driver and front seat passenger but leave a gaping hole between them. And why does the sun always seem to be shining through that fecking gap I had a whole message typed with "why not design a full length visor, you have a corner in the market" BUT, I had a lightbulb moment (very rare ) where would you put the rearview mirror
Down lower, after all its for viewing rears init? "Who uses rear view mirrors anyway, I’d prefer to see where I’m going. | |||
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"Why do motor companies fit sun visors for the driver and front seat passenger but leave a gaping hole between them. And why does the sun always seem to be shining through that fecking gap I had a whole message typed with "why not design a full length visor, you have a corner in the market" BUT, I had a lightbulb moment (very rare ) where would you put the rearview mirror
Down lower, after all its for viewing rears init?
Who uses rear view mirrors anyway, I’d prefer to see where I’m going. "Kinda useful when you see the unmarked car behind you putting up the blue light to pull you over for misbehaving
Put on your shades, you'll be grand (said no German person ever) | |||
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"Why dont women reply to my messages..its polite to say no thanks "Why not yes please? | |||
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"Why dont women reply to my messages..its polite to say no thanks
Why not yes please?"Now there's a table turner | |||
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"Why do motor companies fit sun visors for the driver and front seat passenger but leave a gaping hole between them. And why does the sun always seem to be shining through that fecking gap I had a whole message typed with "why not design a full length visor, you have a corner in the market" BUT, I had a lightbulb moment (very rare ) where would you put the rearview mirror
Down lower, after all its for viewing rears init?
Who uses rear view mirrors anyway, I’d prefer to see where I’m going.
Kinda useful when you see the unmarked car behind you putting up the blue light to pull you over for misbehaving
Put on your shades, you'll be grand (said no German person ever) "My current vehicle has no rear view mirror, wing mirrors are just as good when positioned correctly. And I never misbehave | |||
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"Why do motor companies fit sun visors for the driver and front seat passenger but leave a gaping hole between them. And why does the sun always seem to be shining through that fecking gap I had a whole message typed with "why not design a full length visor, you have a corner in the market" BUT, I had a lightbulb moment (very rare ) where would you put the rearview mirror
Down lower, after all its for viewing rears init?
Who uses rear view mirrors anyway, I’d prefer to see where I’m going.
Kinda useful when you see the unmarked car behind you putting up the blue light to pull you over for misbehaving
Put on your shades, you'll be grand (said no German person ever)
My current vehicle has no rear view mirror, wing mirrors are just as good when positioned correctly.
And I never misbehave"Sorry, I had to laugh out loud there
Go on so, design a full length sun visor - let me know when you start making the big bucks
And next time you get pulled over by the powers that be, think of me | |||
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"Why dont women reply to my messages..its polite to say no thanks
Why not yes please?"Jaysus I'd be confused if I got one of them | |||
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"Why dont women reply to my messages..its polite to say no thanks
Why not yes please?
Jaysus I'd be confused if I got one of them "Ah now, we wouldn't want that!!!
No thanks | |||
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"Why do motor companies fit sun visors for the driver and front seat passenger but leave a gaping hole between them. And why does the sun always seem to be shining through that fecking gap I had a whole message typed with "why not design a full length visor, you have a corner in the market" BUT, I had a lightbulb moment (very rare ) where would you put the rearview mirror
Down lower, after all its for viewing rears init?
Who uses rear view mirrors anyway, I’d prefer to see where I’m going.
Kinda useful when you see the unmarked car behind you putting up the blue light to pull you over for misbehaving
Put on your shades, you'll be grand (said no German person ever)
My current vehicle has no rear view mirror, wing mirrors are just as good when positioned correctly.
And I never misbehave
Sorry, I had to laugh out loud there
Go on so, design a full length sun visor - let me know when you start making the big bucks
And next time you get pulled over by the powers that be, think of me "But I never stop thinking of you | |||
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"Why do motor companies fit sun visors for the driver and front seat passenger but leave a gaping hole between them. And why does the sun always seem to be shining through that fecking gap I had a whole message typed with "why not design a full length visor, you have a corner in the market" BUT, I had a lightbulb moment (very rare ) where would you put the rearview mirror
Down lower, after all its for viewing rears init?
Who uses rear view mirrors anyway, I’d prefer to see where I’m going.
Kinda useful when you see the unmarked car behind you putting up the blue light to pull you over for misbehaving
Put on your shades, you'll be grand (said no German person ever)
My current vehicle has no rear view mirror, wing mirrors are just as good when positioned correctly.
And I never misbehave
Sorry, I had to laugh out loud there
Go on so, design a full length sun visor - let me know when you start making the big bucks
And next time you get pulled over by the powers that be, think of me
But I never stop thinking of you"Now I really feel sorry for you | |||
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"Why is it always the day after you've bought the Christmas present, that the person suddenly says to you - "by the way I've decided that I actually want this for Christmas!"? Happened twice this week, like clockwork. Worst part is having to keep your pokerface on while they excitedly give you the news lol" That's what the returns department is there for | |||
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"Ah sure I've already enlisted there help and all that, but it's the imperfect timing with the whole thing that's the kicker "I understand the frustration...a wank might help | |||
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"I'd like to complain about the sudden cringe fest that has infested fab recently especially on the forum page and status updates kinda makes me dryreach...Yours Faithfull Ms Lolly "I must investigate - any particular section of the Forum, it is a vast entity | |||
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"For a limited time only! Shoot! Give it your all... don't hold back..." If only I heard that more often. | |||
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"Why do motor companies fit sun visors for the driver and front seat passenger but leave a gaping hole between them. And why does the sun always seem to be shining through that fecking gap" More expensive cars, or higher spec cars have a little flap that folds down to block the sun; when I drove cheaper cars I used to buy special adhesive film that did not react adversely to sunlight and fit to block the gap. Cheap effective solution to an irritating, and potentially dangerous problem.  | |||
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"For a limited time only! Shoot! Give it your all... don't hold back... If only I heard that more often." Is that a complaint or wishful thinking | |||
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"Why the heck didn't God creat an eighth day for kinky devilishly good fun? Monday's would be so much easier to tolerate." Every day is a day for kinky devilishly good fun | |||
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"Ah sure I've already enlisted there help and all that, but it's the imperfect timing with the whole thing that's the kicker
I understand the frustration...a wank might help "Well that's a solid prescription - if I've ever heard one would definitely help to get a handle on the situation so to speak | |||
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"Ah sure I've already enlisted there help and all that, but it's the imperfect timing with the whole thing that's the kicker
I understand the frustration...a wank might help
Well that's a solid prescription - if I've ever heard one would definitely help to get a handle on the situation so to speak "Free advice, free prescription, just your negative energy to be released | |||
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"Why do couples put up a post about wanting to meet a single female for a hotel meet then when you message them they say sorry we have someone but clearly tbey dont because they have been on fab all evening " Sounds like they didn't want to offend with a no, thank you... unfortunately a lot just don't have that honesty in them! | |||
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"Why dont women reply to my messages..its polite to say no thanks "Nobody is entitled to a response to an unsolicited message I have been told in the past when raising this question. | |||
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"I've a pain in me hole clicking your profile but to see you hiding all the time. " Visible for a limited time only | |||
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"Why dont women reply to my messages..its polite to say no thanks
Nobody is entitled to a response to an unsolicited message I have been told in the past when raising this question. "I know yeah....I'm just taking the pee out of that type of forum post...but thanks | |||
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""Not interested in single males" but they view your profile. Not complaining but should I be flattered?" Hey, it's a complaints thread - you may complain all you like
As for how you "should" feel, well, I don't know about "should"...I actually think that's a word that should be struck from the dictionary and vocabulary
Feel how you feel, and let it out
I've made my profile visible due to a complaint above, but do not want an influx of messages as I am only here for Forum leisure and banter (if you read the profile, you might have gathered ) | |||
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"I've a pain in me hole clicking your profile but to see you hiding all the time. Visible for a limited time only "Cannot complain about that | |||
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"I've a pain in me hole clicking your profile but to see you hiding all the time. Visible for a limited time only "Someone shake Yoser awake | |||
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""Not interested in single males" but they view your profile. Not complaining but should I be flattered? Hey, it's a complaints thread - you may complain all you like
As for how you "should" feel, well, I don't know about "should"...I actually think that's a word that should be struck from the dictionary and vocabulary
Feel how you feel, and let it out
I've made my profile visible due to a complaint above, but do not want an influx of messages as I am only here for Forum leisure and banter (if you read the profile, you might have gathered )"it's a long read | |||
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""Not interested in single males" but they view your profile. Not complaining but should I be flattered? Hey, it's a complaints thread - you may complain all you like
As for how you "should" feel, well, I don't know about "should"...I actually think that's a word that should be struck from the dictionary and vocabulary
Feel how you feel, and let it out
I've made my profile visible due to a complaint above, but do not want an influx of messages as I am only here for Forum leisure and banter (if you read the profile, you might have gathered ) it's a long read"It is
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"I've a pain in me hole clicking your profile but to see you hiding all the time. Visible for a limited time only
Someone shake Yoser awake "He's missing out | |||
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"Why do motor companies fit sun visors for the driver and front seat passenger but leave a gaping hole between them. And why does the sun always seem to be shining through that fecking gap" Get yourself an Audi the sunglasses holder doubles up as a middle sun visor | |||
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""Not interested in single males" but they view your profile. Not complaining but should I be flattered? Hey, it's a complaints thread - you may complain all you like
As for how you "should" feel, well, I don't know about "should"...I actually think that's a word that should be struck from the dictionary and vocabulary
Feel how you feel, and let it out
I've made my profile visible due to a complaint above, but do not want an influx of messages as I am only here for Forum leisure and banter (if you read the profile, you might have gathered ) it's a long read
It is
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"My complaint is that my complaint was completely ignored despite complying with the complicated complaints reporting procedure!" This is the first I'm hearing of your complaint. Please describe in detail, adding dates, references and attach any necessary previous correspondence | |||
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"All complaints have to be in writing on the back of a fifty euro note" I'll gladly accept that offer, if the note is handed over for reading, without expectation of its return | |||
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"Don't forget the fifty euro note, admin fee" I'll remain poor nobody will complain if they have to pay for it | |||
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"All complaints have to be in writing on the back of a fifty euro note I'll gladly accept that offer, if the note is handed over for reading, without expectation of its return "I'll have to think about that, presume my complaint will be dealt with | |||
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"My complaint is that my complaint was completely ignored despite complying with the complicated complaints reporting procedure!" There's a touch of circumlocution in your posting? | |||
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"Don't forget the fifty euro note, admin fee I'll remain poor nobody will complain if they have to pay for it "there is always someone complaining | |||
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"Always failing to find a female who wants to go heel shopping haha" You're too far away - come to Dublin, more choice | |||
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"Always failing to find a female who wants to go heel shopping haha You're too far away - come to Dublin, more choice "Wish we could more often x | |||
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"My complaint is that my complaint was completely ignored despite complying with the complicated complaints reporting procedure! This is the first I'm hearing of your complaint. Please describe in detail, adding dates, references and attach any necessary previous correspondence "Someone violated the sanctity & purity of M&Ms... You already have the evidence | |||
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"My complaint is that my complaint was completely ignored despite complying with the complicated complaints reporting procedure! This is the first I'm hearing of your complaint. Please describe in detail, adding dates, references and attach any necessary previous correspondence
Someone violated the sanctity & purity of M&Ms...
You already have the evidence "Nuts always have to be added
Complaint dismissed | |||
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"My complaint is that my complaint was completely ignored despite complying with the complicated complaints reporting procedure! This is the first I'm hearing of your complaint. Please describe in detail, adding dates, references and attach any necessary previous correspondence
Someone violated the sanctity & purity of M&Ms...
You already have the evidence
Nuts always have to be added
Complaint dismissed "do they get fifty euros back | |||
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"My complaint is that my complaint was completely ignored despite complying with the complicated complaints reporting procedure! This is the first I'm hearing of your complaint. Please describe in detail, adding dates, references and attach any necessary previous correspondence
Someone violated the sanctity & purity of M&Ms...
You already have the evidence
Nuts always have to be added
Complaint dismissed do they get fifty euros back "They never paid me in the first place! I should back and double charge, triple, for time wasting | |||
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"My complaint is that my complaint was completely ignored despite complying with the complicated complaints reporting procedure! This is the first I'm hearing of your complaint. Please describe in detail, adding dates, references and attach any necessary previous correspondence
Someone violated the sanctity & purity of M&Ms...
You already have the evidence
Nuts always have to be added
Complaint dismissed do they get fifty euros back
They never paid me in the first place! I should back and double charge, triple, for time wasting "you should not have heard the complaint without the fee | |||
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"My complaint is that my complaint was completely ignored despite complying with the complicated complaints reporting procedure! This is the first I'm hearing of your complaint. Please describe in detail, adding dates, references and attach any necessary previous correspondence
Someone violated the sanctity & purity of M&Ms...
You already have the evidence
Nuts always have to be added
Complaint dismissed do they get fifty euros back
They never paid me in the first place! I should back and double charge, triple, for time wasting "I'm taking this to the Appeals Court...... Mammyyyy.... | |||
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"My complaint is that my complaint was completely ignored despite complying with the complicated complaints reporting procedure! This is the first I'm hearing of your complaint. Please describe in detail, adding dates, references and attach any necessary previous correspondence
Someone violated the sanctity & purity of M&Ms...
You already have the evidence
Nuts always have to be added
Complaint dismissed do they get fifty euros back
They never paid me in the first place! I should back and double charge, triple, for time wasting
I'm taking this to the Appeals Court......
Mammyyyy.... "Oh Lord, give me strength - an Irish mammy, I better run
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"Couple I’ve met with and chat to regularly(daily or every couple days), asked me if I’m free a certain day, I wasn’t, ghosted me since, no response but still view my profile every time they are on. Why the games??" Mmmmmh, the way you explain, it makes it sound as though they were put out by the fact that you didn't ask "how high?", when they asked you to jump? As to why, only they have the answer to that... and only you know what went on before... If they ghosted you without any other reason, you're probably better off without. Not a nice feeling to be at the end of that kind of behaviour... and a warning sign in my eyes. | |||
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"Couple I’ve met with and chat to regularly(daily or every couple days), asked me if I’m free a certain day, I wasn’t, ghosted me since, no response but still view my profile every time they are on. Why the games?? Mmmmmh, the way you explain, it makes it sound as though they were put out by the fact that you didn't ask "how high?", when they asked you to jump? As to why, only they have the answer to that... and only you know what went on before... If they ghosted you without any other reason, you're probably better off without. Not a nice feeling to be at the end of that kind of behaviour... and a warning sign in my eyes." Yea, I’ve been on here long enough to know people come and go so I’ll not lose to much sleep. More annoyed I’ve 2 less people to shoot the shite with on a daily | |||
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"I've a pain in me hole clicking your profile but to see you hiding all the time. Visible for a limited time only
Someone shake Yoser awake
He's missing out "No he didn't | |||
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"I've a pain in me hole clicking your profile but to see you hiding all the time. Visible for a limited time only
Someone shake Yoser awake
He's missing out
No he didn't "Lucky you
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"Why is it Monday already? "Do you really need me to explain the continuum of time | |||
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"Why is it Monday already?
Do you really need me to explain the continuum of time "It's ok, I'll Google it, I'm sure the information must be readily available online. | |||
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"Why do people think there's loads in the back, the back is not a magical cave where we can shit whatever people want but were too dumb to buy months ago "We all KNOW the back is a magical cave - don't deny it, you'll shatter my illusion | |||
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"Todays complaint is I’ve nothing to complain about "Revert back when you find one | |||
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"Why is it Monday already?
Do you really need me to explain the continuum of time
It's ok, I'll Google it, I'm sure the information must be readily available online. "Would have thought that's where anyone goes first for answers - hope you found it | |||
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"Why do people think there's loads in the back, the back is not a magical cave where we can shit whatever people want but were too dumb to buy months ago "Only to be made worse by asking, are you serious/are you joking, or, are you sure… | |||
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"I've a pain in me hole clicking your profile but to see you hiding all the time. Visible for a limited time only
Someone shake Yoser awake
He's missing out
No he didn't
Lucky you
Another case closed "Same time same place every other day? | |||
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"Why do people think there's loads in the back, the back is not a magical cave where we can shit whatever people want but were too dumb to buy months ago "Was buying a shirt last week...my size not on shelf so I asked for one in the back  | |||
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"Why do people think there's loads in the back, the back is not a magical cave where we can shit whatever people want but were too dumb to buy months ago
Was buying a shirt last week...my size not on shelf so I asked for one in the back "So 2 shirts? One on back one on fro,,,,never mind I'll get my coat | |||
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"I've a pain in me hole clicking your profile but to see you hiding all the time. Visible for a limited time only
Someone shake Yoser awake
He's missing out
No he didn't
Lucky you
Another case closed
Same time same place every other day? "In your dreams baby | |||
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"How come some people enter the auctions and offer a prize....and then never send one ...is it because they dont like the person that won the bid. Whats the etiquette do you ask...do you ignore ...." Ask! If someone offered a prize, they should honour it!!! | |||
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"Can I complain about the lack of snow? My friends over the pond got plenty." What's with people wanting snow?! I need to get prepared first
Join them there, leave Ireland to be what it always is - wet and windy | |||
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"I'd like to complain about my boiler being broken and no one turned up to fix it. How come on porn the plumber always turns up on time. Sighs porn yet again setting unrealistic expectations..." Believe me, I'll join you in that complaint!!! And when they do turn up they know jack shit about plumbing
But I'm sure, you might have the occasional offer of roleplay if you put up a status update | |||
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"I'd like to complain about my boiler being broken and no one turned up to fix it. How come on porn the plumber always turns up on time. Sighs porn yet again setting unrealistic expectations... Believe me, I'll join you in that complaint!!! And when they do turn up they know jack shit about plumbing
But I'm sure, you might have the occasional offer of roleplay if you put up a status update "Hahaha if I was to put up a update I'd have all sorts of Fab plumpers offering to lay pipe.. | |||
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"I'd like to complain about my boiler being broken and no one turned up to fix it. How come on porn the plumber always turns up on time. Sighs porn yet again setting unrealistic expectations..." I’m no plumber but I’m good with a pipe! I’ll call over and look if you want. | |||
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" I’m no plumber but I’m good with a pipe! I’ll call over and look if you want. " It is low hanging fruit for a terrible opening line.  | |||
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"I'd like to complain about my boiler being broken and no one turned up to fix it. How come on porn the plumber always turns up on time. Sighs porn yet again setting unrealistic expectations... I’m no plumber but I’m good with a pipe! I’ll call over and look if you want. " See Rosy, didn't even need the status update | |||
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" I’m no plumber but I’m good with a pipe! I’ll call over and look if you want. It is low hanging fruit for a terrible opening line. "Absolutely is and shameless too. | |||
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"Why do people think there's loads in the back, the back is not a magical cave where we can shit whatever people want but were too dumb to buy months ago
We all KNOW the back is a magical cave - don't deny it, you'll shatter my illusion "Alright alright we really have magical elves crafting away to make everything but what you really want | |||
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"Why do people think there's loads in the back, the back is not a magical cave where we can shit whatever people want but were too dumb to buy months ago
Only to be made worse by asking, are you serious/are you joking, or, are you sure… "But are you really sure like would ye not check again | |||
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"Why do people think there's loads in the back, the back is not a magical cave where we can shit whatever people want but were too dumb to buy months ago
We all KNOW the back is a magical cave - don't deny it, you'll shatter my illusion
Alright alright we really have magical elves crafting away to make everything but what you really want "Phew! At least the elves are real | |||
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"Whatever hàppened to the Dialaride feature on fab "Direct question to organiser, nowt to do with me | |||
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"Whatever hàppened to the Dialaride feature on fab "Please hold your call is important to us..Dial 1 for lonely Milfs in your area Dial 2 if you require a quick blow and go | |||
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"Whatever hàppened to the Dialaride feature on fab
Please hold your call is important to us..Dial 1 for lonely Milfs in your area Dial 2 if you require a quick blow and go "Now I need to have 2 phones...ffs | |||
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"Why do people think there's loads in the back, the back is not a magical cave where we can shit whatever people want but were too dumb to buy months ago
Only to be made worse by asking, are you serious/are you joking, or, are you sure…
But are you really sure like would ye not check again "Only agree to do this if you’re just going on a break or going home, and then just leave, and wonder later if they’re still standing there…. | |||
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"Todays complaint is I’ve nothing to complain about
Revert back when you find one "I’ve found one. I was due a delivery today but it never turned up. God damned couriers. | |||
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"I'd like to complain about the sudden cringe fest that has infested fab recently especially on the forum page and status updates kinda makes me dryreach...Yours Faithfull Ms Lolly "Jeez i agree ,, and the verifications are puke missiles ,, everyone cant be that great surely ,,or is it me lol,, | |||
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"I'd like to complain about the sudden cringe fest that has infested fab recently especially on the forum page and status updates kinda makes me dryreach...Yours Faithfull Ms Lolly "But Lolly, I cant help loving you Ill even rub your back while you retch | |||
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"Why is it so hard to locate a woman’s G-spot?" Because you are alone? | |||
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"Todays complaint is I’ve nothing to complain about
Revert back when you find one
I’ve found one. I was due a delivery today but it never turned up. God damned couriers. "I hope it gave you the day off | |||
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"I'd like to complain about the sudden cringe fest that has infested fab recently especially on the forum page and status updates kinda makes me dryreach...Yours Faithfull Ms Lolly
Jeez i agree ,, and the verifications are puke missiles ,, everyone cant be that great surely ,,or is it me lol,, "Of course we're all THAT great it must be just you | |||
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"Why is it so hard to locate a woman’s G-spot?" I'm afraid that's not my department or forte as I have never had to try and locate a woman's G spot. Google, porn, practice - best done with feedback | |||
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"When I shave the undercarriage some women whinge. When I leave the undercarriage in the natural look some women whinge. When I trim the undercarriage some women whinge. So how do keep all women happy???" Impossible feat, I would have thought that's common knowledge .
Most important lady/ladies to please and keep happy are those you are/feel close to and meet regularly | |||
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"Why is it so hard to locate a woman’s G-spot? I'm afraid that's not my department or forte as I have never had to try and locate a woman's G spot. Google, porn, practice - best done with feedback "Nope, I asked Google maps and it told me route could not be found | |||
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"Why is it so hard to locate a woman’s G-spot? I'm afraid that's not my department or forte as I have never had to try and locate a woman's G spot. Google, porn, practice - best done with feedback
Nope, I asked Google maps and it told me route could not be found "G-spot on Google maps closes at 17.05 | |||
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"Why is it so hard to locate a woman’s G-spot? I'm afraid that's not my department or forte as I have never had to try and locate a woman's G spot. Google, porn, practice - best done with feedback
Nope, I asked Google maps and it told me route could not be found
G-spot on Google maps closes at 17.05 "Just park around the. Ask until it opens again | |||
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"Why is it so hard to locate a woman’s G-spot? I'm afraid that's not my department or forte as I have never had to try and locate a woman's G spot. Google, porn, practice - best done with feedback
Nope, I asked Google maps and it told me route could not be found
G-spot on Google maps closes at 17.05
Just park around the. Ask until it opens again "Report your findings please | |||
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"Why is it so hard to locate a woman’s G-spot? I'm afraid that's not my department or forte as I have never had to try and locate a woman's G spot. Google, porn, practice - best done with feedback
Nope, I asked Google maps and it told me route could not be found
G-spot on Google maps closes at 17.05
Just park around the. Ask until it opens again
Report your findings please "I’ll be submitting my findings to Sydney university so you can find them there | |||
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"Why is it so hard to locate a woman’s G-spot? I'm afraid that's not my department or forte as I have never had to try and locate a woman's G spot. Google, porn, practice - best done with feedback
Nope, I asked Google maps and it told me route could not be found
G-spot on Google maps closes at 17.05
Just park around the. Ask until it opens again
Report your findings please
I’ll be submitting my findings to Sydney university so you can find them there"Sydney university is only interested in 6 packs and 9 inch cocks | |||
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"Why is it so hard to locate a woman’s G-spot? I'm afraid that's not my department or forte as I have never had to try and locate a woman's G spot. Google, porn, practice - best done with feedback
Nope, I asked Google maps and it told me route could not be found
G-spot on Google maps closes at 17.05
Just park around the. Ask until it opens again
Report your findings please
I’ll be submitting my findings to Sydney university so you can find them there
Sydney university is only interested in 6 packs and 9 inch cocks "That’s me out so | |||
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"Why is it so hard to locate a woman’s G-spot? I'm afraid that's not my department or forte as I have never had to try and locate a woman's G spot. Google, porn, practice - best done with feedback
Nope, I asked Google maps and it told me route could not be found
G-spot on Google maps closes at 17.05
Just park around the. Ask until it opens again
Report your findings please
I’ll be submitting my findings to Sydney university so you can find them there
Sydney university is only interested in 6 packs and 9 inch cocks
That’s me out so"You were going to report on the location of the G Spot, not handing in data on the shape of your body and size of cock I mean, by all means try them and see what they make of your research | |||
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"Why is it so hard to locate a woman’s G-spot? I'm afraid that's not my department or forte as I have never had to try and locate a woman's G spot. Google, porn, practice - best done with feedback
Nope, I asked Google maps and it told me route could not be found
G-spot on Google maps closes at 17.05
Just park around the. Ask until it opens again
Report your findings please
I’ll be submitting my findings to Sydney university so you can find them there
Sydney university is only interested in 6 packs and 9 inch cocks
That’s me out so
You were going to report on the location of the G Spot, not handing in data on the shape of your body and size of cock I mean, by all means try them and see what they make of your research "You really get a kick of poking holes | |||
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"Why is it so hard to locate a woman’s G-spot? I'm afraid that's not my department or forte as I have never had to try and locate a woman's G spot. Google, porn, practice - best done with feedback
Nope, I asked Google maps and it told me route could not be found
G-spot on Google maps closes at 17.05
Just park around the. Ask until it opens again
Report your findings please
I’ll be submitting my findings to Sydney university so you can find them there
Sydney university is only interested in 6 packs and 9 inch cocks
That’s me out so
You were going to report on the location of the G Spot, not handing in data on the shape of your body and size of cock I mean, by all means try them and see what they make of your research
You really get a kick of poking holes "Don't get me started | |||
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"Why are men not replying to my heah handsome nice cock I'm in the area fancy a fuck messages. I feel the need for a separate thread to complain about this matter " What men not replying to that it’s a definite need for a full thread on that matter. I think now I could be wrong now the last few of those I got was a instant delete like us men aren’t just you womens plaything like drop everything thing and run. Gawd like | |||
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"Why are men not replying to my heah handsome nice cock I'm in the area fancy a fuck messages. I feel the need for a separate thread to complain about this matter " I'm shocked that you would even consider sending a message of this nature!!! What do you think this site is - dialaride?!?
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"EToro stole my money... " More fool you | |||
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"EToro stole my money... More fool you "Isn't it fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me? | |||
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"For a limited time only! Just don't expect your issue/s to be fixed
Shoot! Give it your all... don't hold back..."I'm here to complain about you....to you... How dare you mock my judiciary skills on my thread, I graduated F.A.B University with 69% I'll have you know ...now I'm going back to not overseeing my thread even slightly | |||
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"For a limited time only! Just don't expect your issue/s to be fixed
Shoot! Give it your all... don't hold back...
I'm here to complain about you....to you... How dare you mock my judiciary skills on my thread, I graduated F.A.B University with 69% I'll have you know ...now I'm going back to not overseeing my thread even slightly "Apologies...can't say it won't happen again
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"For a limited time only! Just don't expect your issue/s to be fixed
Shoot! Give it your all... don't hold back...
I'm here to complain about you....to you... How dare you mock my judiciary skills on my thread, I graduated F.A.B University with 69% I'll have you know ...now I'm going back to not overseeing my thread even slightly
Apologies...can't say it won't happen again
And meh...69%, boringly average "I can see your resolution skills rival my own | |||
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"For a limited time only! Just don't expect your issue/s to be fixed
Shoot! Give it your all... don't hold back...
I'm here to complain about you....to you... How dare you mock my judiciary skills on my thread, I graduated F.A.B University with 69% I'll have you know ...now I'm going back to not overseeing my thread even slightly
Apologies...can't say it won't happen again
And meh...69%, boringly average
I can see your resolution skills rival my own "I never purported to resolve - See above. Double-check your reading and interpretive skills. Once mastered, you might be able to work on judging | |||
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"For a limited time only! Just don't expect your issue/s to be fixed
Shoot! Give it your all... don't hold back...
I'm here to complain about you....to you... How dare you mock my judiciary skills on my thread, I graduated F.A.B University with 69% I'll have you know ...now I'm going back to not overseeing my thread even slightly
Apologies...can't say it won't happen again
And meh...69%, boringly average
I can see your resolution skills rival my own
I never purported to resolve - See above. Double-check your reading and interpretive skills. Once mastered, you might be able to work on judging "How do I interpret saying your out.. and then posting again? the system may be faulted but it was a system you chose to continue to be in "I'm out" | |||
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"For a limited time only! Just don't expect your issue/s to be fixed
Shoot! Give it your all... don't hold back...
I'm here to complain about you....to you... How dare you mock my judiciary skills on my thread, I graduated F.A.B University with 69% I'll have you know ...now I'm going back to not overseeing my thread even slightly
Apologies...can't say it won't happen again
And meh...69%, boringly average
I can see your resolution skills rival my own
I never purported to resolve - See above. Double-check your reading and interpretive skills. Once mastered, you might be able to work on judging
How do I interpret saying your out.. and then posting again? the system may be faulted but it was a system you chose to continue to be in "I'm out" "Indeed, I deserve to be flogged | |||
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