FabSwingers.com forum: Elf on the shelf.....

By *Sparkie. OP Man
over a year ago

Ratoath

Yes, I'm afraid it's that time, he made his first appearance last night and I'm tempted to put the little s#1t into isolation. The amount of nights I woke with a pounding heart at 4am realising I forgot to move him

Please share any ideas for his placements about the house

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

I saw a brilliant one the other day. Grogu, the baby Yoda in the mandalorian show with a santa hat on and the elfs legs hanging our of his mouth as if he just swallowed him.

If you've not seen the show you might not get it.

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By *Sparkie. OP Man
over a year ago

Ratoath

That's a good idea, I just need another 27 now lol

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Wrapped around the chandelier/light fitting

In the bag of sugar , head down

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Sniffing talcum powder in the bathroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the fridge sitting up having a munch lol.

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

"That's a good idea, I just need another 27 now lol"

I hot a whatsapp of an elf riding on one of those robot reciprocating fuck machines like it was a bull rider.

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By *Sparkie. OP Man
over a year ago

Ratoath

Now I will stress, my little princess is 7, that rules out the fuck machine and the sniffing powder

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Broke his leg. Out of action for the next 6 weeks

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Hows the injury Sparkie by the way

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

Plastered against the inside of the washing machine.

Leaking over the top of the dishwasher.

Taking a toy hostage. Use aluminium foil to gag and string to bind.

Having a battle with toy soldiers, dinosaurs or barbies.

Getting into the sweet tin and leaving a trail through the house.

Hiding in the Christmas tree.

Wearing socks or knickers in the sock/knicker drawer.

Cuddling with the teddy collection.

Hanging on to a doorknob to try and flee the house.

I have 2 elves to get into mischief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I will stress, my little princess is 7, that rules out the fuck machine and the sniffing powder

Lol

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

Another whatsapp I got was the elf viewed from behind. He was watching porn on a big TV and doing what guys do with porn lol. All of a sudden this white goo just explodes all over him and he falls forward out of view.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to put the little fucker in the fire a couple of times but dee said no.

Jay

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Can they be put outside on the windows looking in trying to get into the heat

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

"I wanted to put the little fucker in the fire a couple of times but dee said no.

Jay"

Next time you go to light the fire make a little stake sticking up out the top of it and tie him to it like a witch.

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

"Can they be put outside on the windows looking in trying to get into the heat "

Well it does the kids no harm so......

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

Another good one I heard was to put him in a mousetrap as if he got caught.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanted to put the little fucker in the fire a couple of times but dee said no.

Jay"

Why did you want to put him in the fire?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanted to put the little fucker in the fire a couple of times but dee said no.

Jay

Why did you want to put him in the fire? "

Was getting annoyed having to think up of things for it to be doing

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

Tell them he’s a close contact and has to go into isolation for 2 weeks and then stick him in a jar on a shelf

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By *iery minxWoman
over a year ago

kildare

"Tell them he’s a close contact and has to go into isolation for 2 weeks and then stick him in a jar on a shelf

I done that last year it worked a treat only then you had to isolate for two weeks now its only ten days

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Tell them he’s a close contact and has to go into isolation for 2 weeks and then stick him in a jar on a shelf

This is evil level genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ian Poulter the golfer, posts funny Elf stuff every year on Instagram, you might get some ideas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanted to put the little fucker in the fire a couple of times but dee said no.

Jay

Why did you want to put him in the fire?

Was getting annoyed having to think up of things for it to be doing

Lol poor fella getting a burning for the lack of ideas. I haven't done it yet am thinking she's a bit young fir it yet at 17mts.

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

Buy the little elf front door for the skirting board and put a sign on it saying he's away on holidays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanted to put the little fucker in the fire a couple of times but dee said no.

Jay

Why did you want to put him in the fire?

Was getting annoyed having to think up of things for it to be doing

Lol poor fella getting a burning for the lack of ideas. I haven't done it yet am thinking she's a bit young fir it yet at 17mts. "

We only started it last year. The little one loved trying to find him every morning to be fair.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

My favourite was when we enclosed his torso in a block of ice in the freezer with arms, legs and head poking out. Took the kids ages to find him

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By *Sparkie. OP Man
over a year ago

Ratoath

"Hows the injury Sparkie by the way "

Still wearing my LeBootOn, a broken bone and a bone out of place in my left Nkle, xray didn't show either but MRI did so ill have this boot until Xmas

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By *Sparkie. OP Man
over a year ago

Ratoath

I'd love to put him in isolation but I think it would ruin a lot of the fun for her

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

We used to have great craic finding mischievous deeds for the elf to get up to!! The kids loved my reaction to coming downstairs every morning and seeing the state of the place!! The two they enjoyed most were when the elf got 2 toilet rolls and unravelled them around everything in the sitting room,lights,TV,couches,lamps... everything! Took ages but looked like a bomb went offf!!! The other was when we put the elf and all the little Santa's,snowmen,elves and reindeer ornaments on the coffee table, surrounded them with peanuts and crisps and dips and put a load of the miniature spirit bottles (empty of course) in the middle of them! Looked like they had a great party!! I actually miss the little shit!!!

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

"We used to have great craic finding mischievous deeds for the elf to get up to!! The kids loved my reaction to coming downstairs every morning and seeing the state of the place!! The two they enjoyed most were when the elf got 2 toilet rolls and unravelled them around everything in the sitting room,lights,TV,couches,lamps... everything! Took ages but looked like a bomb went offf!!! The other was when we put the elf and all the little Santa's,snowmen,elves and reindeer ornaments on the coffee table, surrounded them with peanuts and crisps and dips and put a load of the miniature spirit bottles (empty of course) in the middle of them! Looked like they had a great party!! I actually miss the little shit!!! "

Note to self: buy plenty of toilet paper, there may be a shortage coming after this post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a tray with a teapot and cups, he's a good elf trying to bring you morning tea in bed.

hint hint kids...

In the tub of bird seed cos he was going to feed the birds... good elf, hint hint kids...

etc etc!!

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By *iery minxWoman
over a year ago

kildare

"I'd love to put him in isolation but I think it would ruin a lot of the fun for her"

Ok agreed it probably would but it worked for me last year because the last thing I needed to be remembering to do is the elf getting up to mischief when you are in the process of moving house,we finally got in on the 18th of December

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By *orkcouple81Couple
over a year ago

west

Elf didn't come back for few days cos kids were fighting and whole thing wrecked my head so he left note say will be back when behaviour improved. Pinterest has helpful ideas

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

No elf's allowed before December!! FFS people

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By *ome_wild_girlWoman
over a year ago

Antrim Town

I've heard that due to covid, Santa only allows the elves here for part of the week, they have to go back to north pole for the rest of the week to help out making the toys, as some have tested positive and need to isolate.

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By *atts n titsCouple
over a year ago

everywhere

"Hows the injury Sparkie by the way

Still wearing my LeBootOn, a broken bone and a bone out of place in my left Nkle, xray didn't show either but MRI did so ill have this boot until Xmas "
never too big for dá boot

good Ole stormsy

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

Apparently there’s an elf stuck in the tv vid on YouTube that you can stick on if you need a quick out

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

Elf put our sons boxers and socks all over the Christmas tree one year. He thought it was hilarious.

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By *ollybirdWoman
over a year ago

east Cork

We have an elf. No Santa aged children left in this house. But one of my kids keeps moving him, having him in all sorts of places. And I’ve no iota which one does it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its supposed to be appearing today

24 days of forgetting to move it ahead...

And I dont think that kid even believes in Santa.....

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"We have an elf. No Santa aged children left in this house. But one of my kids keeps moving him, having him in all sorts of places. And I’ve no iota which one does it. "

This is brilliant

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