FabSwingers.com forum: Quotes to live by

By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

From the lounge

What are some of your favourite quotes? I use ‘this too shall pass’ very regularly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my favourite ones is “if you don’t stick your nose out you won’t get it chopped off “

Roughly translates as “take a chance”

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By *r_mrs_studmuffinCouple
over a year ago

narnia

“We have flown the air like birds and swum the sea like fishes, but have yet to learn the simple act of walking the earth like brothers” Martin Luther King Jr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Not my monkey not my circus

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By *man79Man
over a year ago

newry dundalk. warrenpoint

Not a fuck given!!

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

A dumb priest never got a parish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont believe everything You read on the internet, its full of lying cunts.

Abraham Lincoln

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any day this side of the dirt is a good day.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

I came, I saw,I conquered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bullshit

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By *ara198Woman
over a year ago

maynooth

Ancora imparo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not the crack of the whip but the speed of the bullet that counts.

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By *uckypuppy007Woman
over a year ago

dublin

can't fix stupid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aim for success but plan for something going wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not my monkey not my circus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every day is a school day

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

City Centre, Dublin

Go out on a limb

That’s where all the fruit is

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

The thicker the thighs the sweeter the prize

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By *ondalingerMan
over a year ago

City center

I am what i eat so i must be a cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thicker the thighs the sweeter the prize

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

Stupid is as stupid does...

Never laugh at your wife's choices, you are one of them...

Of course I talk to myself - sometimes I need expert advice...

If you don't want a sarcastic answer then don't ask a stupid question...

And finally:

Live well, laugh often, love much, enjoy simply, feel deeply, think freely and orgasm daily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thicker the thighs the sweeter the prize

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and brown eyes.. yummy

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

When your opinions pay my bills then ill give a fuck

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Don't eat yellow snow

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Ar scáth a chéile a mhaireann na daoine"

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

""Ar scáth a chéile a mhaireann na daoine""

Ah here, tis too late to Google for us foreigners

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

""Ar scáth a chéile a mhaireann na daoine""

We live in each others shadows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Ar scáth a chéile a mhaireann na daoine""
ok hands up who googled it?

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By *heFoxersCouple
over a year ago

FoxTown

What goes around comes around, karma's way to remain neutral.

KISS - keep it simple stupid

If you don't ask you'll never know.

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By * Waterford GentMan
over a year ago

waterford

“What the actual fuck”

Usually accompanied by a slow shaking of the head side to side and look of pure be_ilderment.

I use this several times a day. Especially driving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only stupid question is the one you didn't ask

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By *heFoxersCouple
over a year ago

FoxTown

No stupid questions in my mind

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

So...who's for a donut

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

NIKE (Just do It)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Ar scáth a chéile a mhaireann na daoine""

Is ceart é seo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a crack in everything, thats how the light gets in - Leonard Cohen

In the midst of winter, i finally found there was within me an invincible summer - albert camus

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Ancora imparo. "

ogni giorno è un giorno di scuola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't beat Leonard. Genius

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

It is often easier to fight for principles than to live up to them……

Adlai Stevenson

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By *rown Eyed BeautiesCouple
over a year ago

In and around Louth, Meath, Cavan

It’s a bad day when you don’t learn something new.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a gravestone

‘ I told you i was sick ‘

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not my monkey not my circus

I will use that ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘ of course i’ll pull out ‘

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a crack in everything, thats how the light gets in - Leonard Cohen

In the midst of winter, i finally found there was within me an invincible summer - albert camus"

DEEP

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By *ancylaceloverTV/TS
over a year ago

Limerick

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By *ancylaceloverTV/TS
over a year ago

Limerick

"From the lounge

What are some of your favourite quotes? I use ‘this too shall pass’ very regularly "

Thats a good one for hard times

When things feel good

Im very fond of

Eat The Peach

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

No one else should be the author of the story of your life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judge not lest you be judged yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well butter my arse and slide me down a cheese grater

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Graciousness in defeat, and don't burn any bridges.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

If the skies the limit why are there footprints on the moon

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By *adhatter and coCouple
over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

"One of my favourite ones is “if you don’t stick your nose out you won’t get it chopped off “

Roughly translates as “take a chance”"

But why would I want my nose chopped off ? I’d hardly take a chance if that could be the outcome

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"One of my favourite ones is “if you don’t stick your nose out you won’t get it chopped off “

Roughly translates as “take a chance”

But why would I want my nose chopped off ? I’d hardly take a chance if that could be the outcome

You know the bake off final showstopper was a madhatters’ tea party right ? That’s one party I d like to have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My granny's favourite one "little apples will grow again" that woman could hold a grudge

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By *imerickboyMan
over a year ago

city

Down there for dancing

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Happyness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one remembers to turn the lights on " Albus Dumbledore.....

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

If you're going somewhere, never bring a dickhead with you. There will be plenty already there when you arrive.

Better to be looking at it than looking for it..

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Never wear your knickers to bed ...its an insult to your husband

My Granny,a mother of 13

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here’s to us, and all like us and all the rest are c*nts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a lid for every jam jar!

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By *ildAtlanticSecretCouple
over a year ago

around Clare, Galway, Limerick

If you can't afford it you can't have it,

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

I’d rather add life to my years than years to my life…

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By *onnrodMan
over a year ago

moira

"if you're going to do the wrong thing, do it the right way"

Connrod, 2016

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By *he MickMan
over a year ago

southside

Take your time and do it right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you take life too seriously you'll never get out alive

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By *outh_of_EdenMan
over a year ago

fota

"From the lounge

What are some of your favourite quotes? I use ‘this too shall pass’ very regularly "

See you in the next cartoon

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

Hate them all

Confucius says,,,,

Use your own words ffs

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By *hyeyesMan
over a year ago

meath

Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30seconds flat if u feel the heat around the corner -Robert De Niro (Heat 1995)

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

cork

Theres no point taking life too seriously, we arent getting out alive anyway

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

Follow Baz Lurhman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats for you,wont pass you by

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By *unLovingCriminalMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

A clever person solves a problem, a wise person avoids it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrogance is used by the weak, While kindness is used by the strong.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"What is urgent is rarely important, and what is important is rarely urgent."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never die wondering…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies

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By *innerboy86Man
over a year ago

on the border

You run your own body and let me run mine

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

Kicky mare, kicky foal

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By *otorman20021Man
over a year ago

East Cork

The lion does not concern himself with opinions of sheep.

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By *illiwontiCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Show me your company and I'll tell you what you are .

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By *teppenwolfMan
over a year ago

Cork

The old broom knows the dirtiest corners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never underestimate the power of a small group of committed people to change the world !

In fact , it is the only thing that ever has !!

Margaret Mead

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By *illiwontiCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Throw me to the wolves and I will come back leading the pack

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By *adhatter and coCouple
over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

"One of my favourite ones is “if you don’t stick your nose out you won’t get it chopped off “

Roughly translates as “take a chance”"

But why would I want to chance my nose being chopped off

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Id rather have two chins then two faces....

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't feed the trolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Live by the sword die by sword

If its not worth saying to a person face don't say it at all...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The empty vessel makes the most noise

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

For here:

Never judge on pics alone what looks good on the outside can be extremely ugly on the inside.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Controlling people can't control themselves..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are all shaped by the content we absorb. Like a radio tuned into the station of life.When you select the best content,you absorb greatness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you break them legs dont coming running to me lol

Mum i miss you xx

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

As the Romans used to say

Modus vivendi

(A way of living)

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By *ettaManMan
over a year ago

Kerry and Dublin

Don't mistake understanding for realisation, don't mistake realisation for liberation.

You can travel the length and breadth of the Universe and you'll never meet anyone more deserving of your own love than yourself.

Instead of trying to cover the world with leather, just wear sandals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grab a chance and don't be sorry for a might have been!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you are going to do something for someone at least do them a good turn. Never say yes to something unless you mean yes and learn to say no and do not feel bad about saying no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”

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By *rank7737Man
over a year ago

Quotes to live by

'If you can't be nice don't be a dick'

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

Ah sure, you know yourself...

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By *lameBoyMan
over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin

What someone else thinks about you is none of your business.

We are all in the gutter but some of us look to the stars.

Carpe Diem.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone is talking about you at least they are leaving someone else alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What someone else thinks about you is none of your business.

We are all in the gutter but some of us look to the stars.

Carpe Diem. "

This is my favourite only I say it like "what others think about me is no of my business " as I can only speak for me , everyone is individually different.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rolling stone is better than two in the bush

I swear by it

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

You've got 2 ears...1 mouth

Use them accordingly

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By *exystentialistsCouple
over a year ago

Mitchelstown

Favourite quotes change constantly with new reading, new experiences, historical circumstances. These are some current favourites of Nicks’, some of which have been constant for years, others of more recent provenance.

The person who finds his homeland sweet is a tender beginner; he to whom every soil is as his native one is already strong; but he is perfect to whom the entire world is as a foreign place. The tender soul has fixed his love on one spot in the world; the strong person has extended his love to all places; the perfect man has extinguished his.

All fixed, fast-frozen relations, with their train of ancient and venerable prejudices and opinions, are swept away, all new-formed ones become antiquated before they can ossify. All that is solid melts into air, all that is holy is profaned, and man is at last compelled to face with sober senses his real conditions of life, and his relations with his kind.

If a lion could speak, we could not understand him

Everyone sees what you appear to be, few experience what you really are.

I know only one thing: that I know nothing

To be absolutely certain about something, one must know everything or nothing about it.

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.

From life's school of war: that which does not kill us, makes us stronger.

You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed.

In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.

The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Early worm gets the bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't judge till you walk a mile in my shoes or live a day in my life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A stitch in time never boils

It’s deep. Means a lot to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donald Trump

"Fuck em in the pussy"

Bit of a knobend but....

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By *iscreett84Man
over a year ago

Longford

Never put your finger anywhere you wouldn’t put your cock

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

"Tis but a scratch"

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"Early worm gets the bird

And the second mouse gets the cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im stiff everywhere except where i should be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A thought is just that a thought.

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By *ot neuteredMan
over a year ago

Kildare

Every cripple has his own way of walking

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"A thought is just that a thought.

Thought, thought he'd wet himself and when he looked,he had.

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By *pin21Man
over a year ago

Killarney

"Not my monkey not my circus

Love that one. Only heard it recently for the first time

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By *ettaManMan
over a year ago

Kerry and Dublin

I play by nobody's rules, not even my own.

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Best way to avoid disappointment is not to expect anything from anyone.....

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By *otNick11Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Better to keep your mouth shut and let them think you’re a fool than to open it and let them know…

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By *BelfastGuyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Live and love

Treat others as you would want them to treat you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat a girl like a dog & sooner or later she'll piss all over you

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Some days you're the dog.

Some days you're the lamppost.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Treat a girl like a dog & sooner or later she'll piss all over you

Mother of God, and me only after saying, as recently as yesterday, that we get the occasional English or Scottish poster here but never any Welsh. Then you pop up! It's a miracle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Behind the darkest of clouds the sun is still shining.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Nil aon tintean mar do thintean fein

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

How did this one get resurrected ?

That’s a question not a quote to live by

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By *otownkid1967Man
over a year ago

Portlaoise

Eaten bread is soon forgotten

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By *ai18Man
over a year ago

Templemore

Its nice to be important but more important to be nice

Always wear nice clean underwear when going out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Each to his own

Live and let Live

It's not who's right or wrong,it's about doing the right thing

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

It wasn't my thumb

That tickled your bum

It was my finger ...

Live and die by this transformative quote

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Nil aon tintean mar do thintean fein "

Translation?!

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By *acob12369Man
over a year ago

URPANTS

from my aul lad

If its not the skitter its the hard shite

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
over a year ago

The West

There is opportunity in every crisis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Live to ride,ride to live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opportunity knocks

Temptation leans on the doorbell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s do like the shepherd and

Get the flock out of here

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By *ark321Man
over a year ago

letterkenny, donegal/sligo/galway

Death smiles at us all, all a man can do is smile back

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By *amson4DelilahCouple
over a year ago

ballina

Never stick your micky in a mouse trap.

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By *otorman20021Man
over a year ago

East Cork

Every man dies, but not every man really lives.

The sun is always on its own but still manages to shine.

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over a year ago

Stop the world and let me off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A problem will still be a problem tomorrow so dont worry about it

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By *ceOfDiamondsMan
over a year ago

Cork/Limerick/Tipperary

"Nil aon tintean mar do thintean fein

Translation?!

"There's no place like home" .... Literally translates as "there is no fireplace like your own fireplace"

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By *oey4somefunMan
over a year ago

Dublin/Drogheda

If it's not broken, don't fix it.

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By *ceOfDiamondsMan
over a year ago

Cork/Limerick/Tipperary

Love is not love until you give it away

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On excess

“Beware of unusual pleasures, they make the usual ones more boring”

On people with a little knowledge of something

“Just because you give a pig a white coat, that doesn’t make them a doctor”

On people complaining about partners from the seedier walks of life

“if you want to eat salmon, don’t fish in the canal”

On being asked to do something that can only bring you trouble but cannot benefit you.

“Never buy a ticket in a lottery with no prize”

On idiotic business ideas

“If you can’t see where the money is coming from In the first 5 minutes - it’s probably because it isn’t there”

And finally - on buying a woman flowers

“There are two times to buy a woman flowers. When she expects them, and when she doesn’t.”

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By *olouWoman
over a year ago

Swords

Feel the Fear but do it anyway

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Nil aon tintean mar do thintean fein

Translation?!

Couldn’t tell you, it was written on the side of a box of firelighters

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Nil aon tintean mar do thintean fein

Translation?!

Couldn’t tell you, it was written on the side of a box of firelighters

Useless, and Google was a hell of a lot quicker than you in getting back to me

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Nil aon tintean mar do thintean fein

Translation?!

Couldn’t tell you, it was written on the side of a box of firelighters

Useless, and Google was a hell of a lot quicker than you in getting back to me

My IT dept. are acting up again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

George Carlin

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Say hello to my little pal

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By *un_guy_69Man
over a year ago

Limerick Tipp border

"Drive on ta fuck"

Said to someone who kows there wrong and are too pigheaded to go back.

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Nil aon tintean mar do thintean fein

Translation?!

Couldn’t tell you, it was written on the side of a box of firelighters

Useless, and Google was a hell of a lot quicker than you in getting back to me

My IT dept. are acting up again"

As long as it's not the service department

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quotes to live by ??

Go placidly amid the noise and haste.

Listen to everyone even the dull and the ignorant they too have their story .

And the ultimate..." Money doesn't grow on trees "

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By *ornylad71Man
over a year ago

Dundalk

"Not my monkey not my circus

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but same old clowns lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be very careful what you wish for.....in case you get it!

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By *urious4lifeCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

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By *urious4lifeCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Don’t sweat the small stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One Day at a Time!

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By *ettaManMan
over a year ago

Kerry and Dublin

If a problem is fixable, if a situation is such that you can do something about it, then there is no need to worry. If it's not fixable, then there is no help in worrying. There is no benefit in worrying whatsoever

- Dalai Lama

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever is for you won't past you.

Also when you reach a certain age which im not far off, you've more days after you than ahead of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all

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By *huCullainMan
over a year ago

Rathowen

Always....always.... always...include a sky remote in your dick pics.

- Vladimir Putin

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

It's nice to be nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This wallpaper is killing me, one of us will have to go."

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By *umon337Man
over a year ago

Offaly

This too shall pass

Carpe diem

Don't be a bollox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never shit on your own doorstep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never shit on your own doorstep."

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

Build your own dreams,or someone else will hire you to build theirs!

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

Not my circus....not my monkeys

Fuck this...

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