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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Stolen from the lounge. I need a laugh today

If your penis made a sound every time it got hard, what would it be?!

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By *onnrodMan
over a year ago

moira

A frustrated sigh...

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Ding dong

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By *he jumpstartMan
over a year ago

Donegal

An air raid siren.

Be ready for the bomb to come down hard on you

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

The woody woodpecker sound

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By *quinnMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Whatever the universal sound of disappointment is.

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By *imerickboyMan
over a year ago

city

Meep meep from Road runner

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Dublin / Meath / Birmingham

* ding *

Like a little microwave ding.

Letting you know it's ready I suppose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like the horn on John Waltons car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a truck reversing signal. " warning, penis enlarging". "Warning, penis enlarging"

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

The buzzer sound from Catchphrase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Windows start up theme…

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

A duck quacking.

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Bonjour

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By *ightower2021Man
over a year ago

donegal

Gone in 60s theme tune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sound an old honda makes kicking into vtec.

If you know , you know

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

"give me a hoyaaaaaa!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you flick the springy doorstop thing....

Boooooiiinnnnngggggg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That sound an old honda makes kicking into vtec.

If you know , you know "

All show and no go……typical Hondas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Hello……it’s me…”

in the sound of Adele’s voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "Windows starting" jingle

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

The five notes played by the Aliens in "Close Encounters of The third kind"

Theme from Jaws

A creaky door opening

Oompa loompa doompety doo

I've got the perfect present for you

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By *aughty9ieMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Peter Griffin when he hits his knee

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

a village near you.

Air raid siren.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Diesel engine starting up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would say.... Well look at me

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! (repeat)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lightsaber sound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mesmerizing sound that would lure any female within ear shot

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway

A fog horn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quagmire's from family guys catchphrase "giggity giggity"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bing

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

A yodel

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

This thread is a touch disturbing

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Crank crank crank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BOING

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
over a year ago

belfast

Sad trombone noise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rusty door or gate cos it ain’t been used in so long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Music from Jaws would be funny

...but might have people scarpering!

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Like the announcement that your Ryanair flight has landed on time….

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By *yandbumCouple
over a year ago

nextdoor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That sound an old honda makes kicking into vtec.

If you know , you know

All show and no go……typical Hondas "

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By *he MickMan
over a year ago

Inchicore

Vroom vroom

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Ah Jaysus, not again!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kalabunga!!

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

Co. Antrim

Well…this is awkward

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By *unLovingCriminalMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

"O Fortuna" by Carl Orff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ride of the valkyries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is a touch disturbing "

Sounds like something *ahem* Woody Allen would say

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By *yfoidMan
over a year ago

donegal

DOH !!

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