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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway

(Stolen from the Lounge)

Ask me anything and I shall impart my wisdom (until I get bored )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you think this rash is contagious?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Stolen from the Lounge)

Ask me anything and I shall impart my wisdom (until I get bored )"

Who do you think will win the premier league this season?

What’s your favourite lingerie?

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By *innerboy86Man
over a year ago

on the border


"(Stolen from the Lounge)

Ask me anything and I shall impart my wisdom (until I get bored )"

If you could have sex with any person living or dead who would it be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like she got bored quicker than usual....

I better ask a doctor instead

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

City Centre, Dublin


"(Stolen from the Lounge)

Ask me anything and I shall impart my wisdom (until I get bored )"

What do you think about White Knights?

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"Do you think this rash is contagious?"

Looks contagious to me. I would advise a tincture of dandelions, otter musk and the urine of a 14 year old donkey for 5 days and stay away from yer wan down the docks ffs.

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"(Stolen from the Lounge)

Ask me anything and I shall impart my wisdom (until I get bored )

Who do you think will win the premier league this season?

What’s your favourite lingerie? "

Watford.

The one that’s one it’s way from lovehoney

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"(Stolen from the Lounge)

Ask me anything and I shall impart my wisdom (until I get bored )

If you could have sex with any person living or dead who would it be"

Aragorn.

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"(Stolen from the Lounge)

Ask me anything and I shall impart my wisdom (until I get bored )

What do you think about White Knights?"

I’d love to pit them all against each other…I reckon their fake outrage could power the country for a year or 2.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is gonna be next Man Utd Manager??

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By *aughty9ieMan
over a year ago

Dublin

If you take a bit of buttered toast and tape it to the back of a cat and push it off a table what happens butter side up of course

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"Who is gonna be next Man Utd Manager??"

Some overpaid tosser…sure they’re 10 a penny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks like she got bored quicker than usual....

I better ask a doctor instead"

I asked the doc to help clarify. He said he never mentioned it was contagious he said his original message was why is it taking that cunt ages to reply?

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"If you take a bit of buttered toast and tape it to the back of a cat and push it off a table what happens butter side up of course "

The cat spins in midair for eternity obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do u ever be in in clare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Name one kink that you have and where you think it came from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who is gonna be next Man Utd Manager??

Some overpaid tosser…sure they’re 10 a penny "

Brilliant answer!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Stolen from the Lounge)

Ask me anything and I shall impart my wisdom (until I get bored )

Who do you think will win the premier league this season?

What’s your favourite lingerie?

Watford. What!!!!!!

The one that’s one it’s way from lovehoney "

I’m assuming that you will model it for us when it comes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who is gonna be next Man Utd Manager??

Some overpaid tosser…sure they’re 10 a penny "

Cant argue with that

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Am I on the naughty or nice Christmas list from Santa

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"Do u ever be in in clare "

Only when I can’t avoid it

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"Name one kink that you have and where you think it came from? "

Playing with guys asses…got sick of guys wanting anal so turned the tables and turns out it’s lots of fun

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"(Stolen from the Lounge)

Ask me anything and I shall impart my wisdom (until I get bored )

Who do you think will win the premier league this season?

What’s your favourite lingerie?

Watford. What!!!!!!

The one that’s one it’s way from lovehoney I’m assuming that you will model it for us when it comes?"

Model is a very strong word but I’m sure there’ll be pics if it fits.

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"Am I on the naughty or nice Christmas list from Santa "

Naughty obviously

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By *acd03Man
over a year ago

Naughtyville

Do you prefer slane turf or machine turf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do u ever be in in clare

Only when I can’t avoid it "

very hurtful lol

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"Do you prefer slane turf or machine turf? "

Wood

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"Do u ever be in in clare

Only when I can’t avoid it very hurtful lol"

Says the man who won’t even admit he’s from clare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha true lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is a burdizzo

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"What is a burdizzo "

It is a castration device…I’m seeing a pattern here with your forum posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you prefer Albert Einstein or Niels Bohr?

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"Do you prefer Albert Einstein or Niels Bohr?"

I have a chemistry degree so Niels is more my jam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is a burdizzo

It is a castration device…I’m seeing a pattern here with your forum posts"

I am a odd fool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are the chances of getting togetherwith a covid free couple before the year 2050??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you prefer Albert Einstein or Niels Bohr?

I have a chemistry degree so Niels is more my jam. "

Impressive.

Last one, Heisenberg or Schrodinger?

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By *acd03Man
over a year ago

Naughtyville


"Do you prefer slane turf or machine turf?

Wood "

She likes the wood haha

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By *ergalMan
over a year ago

East Cork

Jaffa.....cake or biscuit ?

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"What are the chances of getting togetherwith a covid free couple before the year 2050?? "

Approximately 1 in 7. Plenty of time to get your arse in gear though

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By *entfornsafunMan
over a year ago

NCC

How do they get the fig in the fig rolls

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"Do you prefer Albert Einstein or Niels Bohr?

I have a chemistry degree so Niels is more my jam.

Impressive.

Last one, Heisenberg or Schrodinger?"

Schrodinger if I have to pick…quantum mechanics wouldn’t exactly be my kink

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"Jaffa.....cake or biscuit ?"

In reality, cake but for tax purposes biscuits

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

What colour and style are you underwear right now?

(Braces for slap)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are the chances of getting togetherwith a covid free couple before the year 2050??

Approximately 1 in 7. Plenty of time to get your arse in gear though "

I promise to attend the next social and from Jan 2022 am cutting down on my work load. Going to go part time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tong or lacy

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"How do they get the fig in the fig rolls "

Elves, fairy dust and master bakers

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"What colour and style are you underwear right now?

(Braces for slap)"

Black granny knickers and a red bra

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"What are the chances of getting togetherwith a covid free couple before the year 2050??

Approximately 1 in 7. Plenty of time to get your arse in gear though

I promise to attend the next social and from Jan 2022 am cutting down on my work load. Going to go part time. "

Now you’re talking!

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"Tong or lacy "

Lacy. Fucking hate thongs

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over


"What are the chances of getting togetherwith a covid free couple before the year 2050??

Approximately 1 in 7. Plenty of time to get your arse in gear though

I promise to attend the next social and from Jan 2022 am cutting down on my work load. Going to go part time. "

The world needs more not very shy guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do they get the "keep of the grass" sign onto the grass . And if frying pans have non stick coat how do they get it to stick

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"How do they get the "keep of the grass" sign onto the grass . And if frying pans have non stick coat how do they get it to stick "

They throw it like a javelin.

The non stick coating is only non stick on one side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do they get the "keep of the grass" sign onto the grass . And if frying pans have non stick coat how do they get it to stick

They throw it like a javelin.

The non stick coating is only non stick on one side "

oh I thought they place the sign by helicopter lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does the light in the fridge really turn off when you close the door?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are the chances of getting togetherwith a covid free couple before the year 2050??

Approximately 1 in 7. Plenty of time to get your arse in gear though

I promise to attend the next social and from Jan 2022 am cutting down on my work load. Going to go part time.

The world needs more not very shy guys "

Cheers Casual. Really must meet up for a few beverages soon.

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By *mac123Man
over a year ago

Belfast

What your bank details

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"How do they get the "keep of the grass" sign onto the grass . And if frying pans have non stick coat how do they get it to stick

They throw it like a javelin.

The non stick coating is only non stick on one side oh I thought they place the sign by helicopter lol"

Ah now that’s just ridiculous

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"Does the light in the fridge really turn off when you close the door? "

Depends on whether you have an eco conscious fridge or not.

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"What your bank details "

No need to pay for my advice…I’m a philanthropist

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Where the hell do the socks disappear to in my washing machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it....do you fancy a fuck?

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By *acd03Man
over a year ago

Naughtyville

Do chickens fart?

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"Where the hell do the socks disappear to in my washing machine "

Socky the sock monster of course. Just cause he’s not on tv these days doesn’t mean he’s not lurking.

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it....do you fancy a fuck?"

Always

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"Do chickens fart? "

They do and their diarrhea looks like scrambled egg

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By *olourpurpleMan
over a year ago

Waterford

Why do non alcoholic drinks cost as much as alcoholic ones? Beer, gin, whiskey etc. They aren’t subjected to the same taxes that alcoholic ones are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do chickens fart?

They do and their diarrhea looks like scrambled egg "

I used to like scrambled egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Favourite part of the west coast to visit?

Any hidden gems ?

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By *rgasmdonorMan
over a year ago

millstreet


"(Stolen from the Lounge)

Ask me anything and I shall impart my wisdom (until I get bored )"

Whats the Galway christmas market like this year

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"Why do non alcoholic drinks cost as much as alcoholic ones? Beer, gin, whiskey etc. They aren’t subjected to the same taxes that alcoholic ones are. "

Because people will buy more alcoholic drinks than non alcoholic drinks

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"Do chickens fart?

They do and their diarrhea looks like scrambled egg

I used to like scrambled egg"

I didn’t

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"Favourite part of the west coast to visit?

Any hidden gems ?"

The coral beach in Carraroe is my happy place. Also, the drive from Ros a Mhil across to Oughterard is stunning.

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"(Stolen from the Lounge)

Ask me anything and I shall impart my wisdom (until I get bored )

Whats the Galway christmas market like this year "

Haven’t been but I’m told it’s the same shite as usual with some new food stalls. Wouldn’t be rushing there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do chickens fart?

They do and their diarrhea looks like scrambled egg

I used to like scrambled egg

I didn’t "

Well now both of us don't like scrambled egg....wanna get married?

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"Do chickens fart?

They do and their diarrhea looks like scrambled egg

I used to like scrambled egg

I didn’t

Well now both of us don't like scrambled egg....wanna get married? "

Sure go on so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do chickens fart?

They do and their diarrhea looks like scrambled egg

I used to like scrambled egg

I didn’t

Well now both of us don't like scrambled egg....wanna get married?

Sure go on so"

I'll have to screen capture this and send it to my mom she'll never believe me...but don't mention the chicken diarrhea she still likes scrambled egg

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"Do chickens fart?

They do and their diarrhea looks like scrambled egg

I used to like scrambled egg

I didn’t

Well now both of us don't like scrambled egg....wanna get married?

Sure go on so

I'll have to screen capture this and send it to my mom she'll never believe me...but don't mention the chicken diarrhea she still likes scrambled egg "

I’ll keep my mouth shut!

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By *imonlebangMan
over a year ago

Casa Lebang Bang


"(Stolen from the Lounge)

Ask me anything and I shall impart my wisdom (until I get bored )"

How do jacods get the figs in the fig rolls ?

And when are you visiting Kildare?

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By *atr247Man
over a year ago

around


"(Stolen from the Lounge)

Ask me anything and I shall impart my wisdom (until I get bored )

If you could have sex with any person living or dead who would it be"

I would hope living ????

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"(Stolen from the Lounge)

Ask me anything and I shall impart my wisdom (until I get bored )

How do jacods get the figs in the fig rolls ?

And when are you visiting Kildare?"

See above.

Last week

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By *acd03Man
over a year ago

Naughtyville

Jaffa do your areolai have their own health warnings in case they would have someone's eye out?

These are such important questions for the good of mankind

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"Jaffa do your areolai have their own health warnings in case they would have someone's eye out?

These are such important questions for the good of mankind"

Are you talking about my nipples? They don’t…my nipples are fairly small

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By *acd03Man
over a year ago

Naughtyville


"Jaffa do your areolai have their own health warnings in case they would have someone's eye out?

These are such important questions for the good of mankind

Are you talking about my nipples? They don’t…my nipples are fairly small "

But if you are reallllllly reallllllllllllllllllly realllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly close to them, they are massive

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"Jaffa do your areolai have their own health warnings in case they would have someone's eye out?

These are such important questions for the good of mankind

Are you talking about my nipples? They don’t…my nipples are fairly small

But if you are reallllllly reallllllllllllllllllly realllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly close to them, they are massive "

To an ant, they are indeed huuuugggeeeee

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By *acd03Man
over a year ago

Naughtyville


"Jaffa do your areolai have their own health warnings in case they would have someone's eye out?

These are such important questions for the good of mankind

Are you talking about my nipples? They don’t…my nipples are fairly small

But if you are reallllllly reallllllllllllllllllly realllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly close to them, they are massive

To an ant, they are indeed huuuugggeeeee"

It is all a matter of perspective Jaf

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By *izzzWoman
over a year ago

near by

What the winning lottery numbers lol

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"What the winning lottery numbers lol"

2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12 and 14

I’m sure they’ll win at some stage anyway

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By *ggy28Man
over a year ago

chelmsford

do u think that a 7" cock is big

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"do u think that a 7" cock is big"

It’s above average. Girth is my focus tbh

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