FabSwingers.com forum: Women need these in their lifes

By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

A woman needs a man

Who else is going to pull up that zip on your party dress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^^^^^^^^^^grabs popcorn and waits for the ladies to read this

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I was too late CJ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To kill the big fat spiders in the shower

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A sky remote. To keep things in perspective.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I don't have many zips on my dresses .

I do need someone to help with spiders( freaky little feckers) the odd time never in the shower tho .

I don't have sky but I have a firestick (makes things look even bigger )

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"I don't have many zips on my dresses .

I do need someone to help with spiders( freaky little feckers) the odd time never in the shower tho .

I don't have sky but I have a firestick (makes things look even bigger )

Smartpants to keep their smartarses in

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"I don't have many zips on my dresses .

I do need someone to help with spiders( freaky little feckers) the odd time never in the shower tho .

I don't have sky but I have a firestick (makes things look even bigger )

Smartpants to keep their smartarses in

I prefer to let mine out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big handbags that you'd need a rope around your waist when trying to find something

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

A large mirror

To look at their asses before putting their guy on the spot

Does my arse look big in this

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

nobody said it was easy,, on route to .

even if its just for those simple tasks retrieving those boxes of shoes from under the bed..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cj pal...you know....these days i believe the answer to that question is yes...or to be more specific...hell yes. while you naturally look at it like it has you mesmerized.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm good enough at yoga to zip it myself

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

"A woman needs a man

Who else is going to pull up that zip on your party dress

Her girlfriend or wife??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman needs a man

Who else is going to pull up that zip on your party dress

Or open the jars?!

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"A woman needs a man

Who else is going to pull up that zip on your party dress

Or open the jars?!"

See

Or start the lawnmower so you can cut the grass

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By *ightower2021Man
over a year ago

donegal

Who would they shout at if no man about the place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women need these in their lifes"

It seems some men might need a woman to correct their woeful spelling

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

And no one came to the rescue except a woman

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

But I'll need so.eone to unzip me

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"But I'll need so.eone to unzip me

Now where would get a woman when u need one

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Women need these in their lifes

It seems some men might need a woman to correct their woeful spelling

There's always one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man needs a woman more then a woman needs a man but that's just my perspective on this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman needs a man…because vibrators can’t buy a round of drinks in!

I’m a cheeky fecker today

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

A hover

Well that floor ain't going to clean itself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to be angry at, but unwilling to say why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman needs a man

Who else is going to pull up that zip on your party dress

Absolutely ,of course a woman needs a man to cut the grass ,after all, vibrators can't .

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By *adhatter and coCouple
over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

"A woman needs a man

Who else is going to pull up that zip on your party dress

Excuse me

My full zip latex dress was zipped up by myself . I’m quite flexible

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"A woman needs a man

Who else is going to pull up that zip on your party dress

Excuse me

My full zip latex dress was zipped up by myself . I’m quite flexible

I noticed that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women need these in their lifes

It seems some men might need a woman to correct their woeful spelling

that's just cruel lol

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Women need these in their lifes

It seems some men might need a woman to correct their woeful spelling

that's just cruel lol"

Also a bit dickish but this is fab after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But true.....

In your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But true.....

In your face

you know. a knight in shinning armor is someone who has not had their metal tested .

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By *adhatter and coCouple
over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

"A woman needs a man

Who else is going to pull up that zip on your party dress

Excuse me

My full zip latex dress was zipped up by myself . I’m quite flexible

I noticed that

Sniggers

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