FabSwingers.com forum: FAB Lies

By *ulu00 OP Woman
over a year ago

Donegal

So theres alot of little white lies told on FAB, lets hear your favourites or your humdingers! Mine is

"I was veried on my old profile."

Suuuuuureeeeeeee ya were

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I avoid drama.

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By *ollybirdWoman
over a year ago

east Cork

People who are fab straight

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Thats a recent picture

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Here before...know the score

No you weren't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Do you want to meet me first so I can suck that lovely cock before I introduce you to my wife?”

There definitely is no wife

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I can go down on a woman for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm only talking to you* at the minute

*is looking in the mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mm couple tried to convince us it was an mf profile was mm before and wife never knew about his dirty little secret

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm a nice/genuine person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So theres alot of little white lies told on FAB, lets hear your favourites or your humdingers! Mine is

"I was veried on my old profile."

Suuuuuureeeeeeee ya were

We had that that a few times before.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Discreet

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By *aidbare5Couple
over a year ago

down the road

My wife knows I am on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m single

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

VWE

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Its not pee

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By *aidbare5Couple
over a year ago

down the road

Sorry, can't make it. My Granny died

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Male of the couple allowed to play on their own"

All veris are for the male

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By *ittlekinks38Woman
over a year ago

outside belfast x

When ppl say they are

Professional or well experienced at what? Lying?

Seems to be the case

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By *omtom2088Man
over a year ago

Stockport

I can accommodate, oh sorry I can’t

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By *relandboy1Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"“Do you want to meet me first so I can suck that lovely cock before I introduce you to my wife?”

There definitely is no wife

What! You mean I’ve been lied to

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

City Centre, Dublin

“Athletic” body type.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but I was verified on my old profile

also I know what I do for a living all week thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll make you cum

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'll make you cum "

Challenge accepted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We don't play games"

Proceeds to start playing games

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By *hatCoupleNextDoorCouple
over a year ago

nearby

Ages on profiles are definitely exaggerated alot in either direction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I've loads of bi experience"...don't think so..

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

"Sorry, can't make it. My Granny died

Funny I've heard that from a few friends recently that was the excuse..seems to be a lot of grannies dying

B x

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Sydney University......................................................................................................more bollox.....

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Safe sex

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By *ickheadcuntCouple
over a year ago

Cork Ireland

"I’m single

I we love this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, can't make it. My Granny died

Funny I've heard that from a few friends recently that was the excuse..seems to be a lot of grannies dying

B x"

If your grandson is on Fab you better start making a will because you will die suddenly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm single or I can go for ages lasts 5 sec s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Currently not meeting”

Cue multiple new pics that suggest otherwise

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I've no interest in being on hotpics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Safe sex "
definitely the biggest lie on fab

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Straight!

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Couple

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Athletic

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Bi-curious

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Not trying to sleep with everyone.....anyone would do like...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty much every body shape…

Curvy, athletic, fit, etc usually all economical with the truth

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

in the waves

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Single men.....we will find you

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"Safe sex definitely the biggest lie on fab"

And the first prize goes to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will exchange face pics

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

45,again!

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By *etergemmaCouple
over a year ago

South Dublin Area

"I avoid drama.

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this is usually a sign that you seek it

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By *attooYouMan
over a year ago

just about northside

Fill in later.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Respectful

Yes of course you are. That's why you ignored everything on our profile before sending that message and then proceeded to act like a twatwaffle because we tell you we're not interested

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Respectful

Yes of course you are. That's why you ignored everything on our profile before sending that message and then proceeded to act like a twatwaffle because we tell you we're not interested

Relax...its friday night..have a drink

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By *ulu00 OP Woman
over a year ago

Donegal

Some of these answers have really made me laugh, especially twatwaffle lol

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By *exysamXXXWoman
over a year ago

The Land of Make Believe

Know their way around a woman's body

Great at oral

Plus many already mentioned

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By *ittle-unicornWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Single

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Legal action will be instigated; against whom and for what?

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By *ewitched1Woman
over a year ago

Close to you

"You won't be disappointed"

Yeahhh rightttttt

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

""You won't be disappointed"

Yeahhh rightttttt

Check out my profile.

Pre warned

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

"Know their way around a woman's body

Great at oral

Plus many already mentioned

Oi! I have the map.

Ain't my fault if you don't conform to the perfect ideal.

I'm man, working to a plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"couple here"

Profile is a single male with no mention of other half

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By *oonshadowWoman
over a year ago

COVENTRY

Could you surprise my husband?

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By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago

Sensual Center

"Discreet"...and they face picture as their profile

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By *etergemmaCouple
over a year ago

South Dublin Area

Easy going = means wont show up if something else better pops up

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

""Discreet"...and they face picture as their profile

What's wrong with face photo in someone's profile?

To us being discreet means that we don't talk about other people we've met which has nothing to do with face photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Won't meet married folks and proceeds to fuck and chase married folks

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By *astcoast2000Man
over a year ago

Newcastle County Down

No face pic no reply

Says the ones with blank profile its a normal thing

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I know you’re straight but if you close your eyes it doesn’t count.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single men.....we will find you "

Hate that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single men.....we will find you "

Hate that

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By *anther PurrrsWoman
over a year ago

the Shadows Purrring or Roaring

Claim their regular health tested but they dunno how the tests are done and faffs about and says the instructions aren’t clear ..!!!

Biggest load of bs ever

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By *adhatter and coCouple
over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

Not looking to sleep with half the site

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By *oonshadowWoman
over a year ago

COVENTRY

The 'friends list' speaks volumes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Won't meet married folks and proceeds to fuck and chase married folks

Or attached couples. What do you think most couples are

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

""Discreet"...and they face picture as their profile

I will never understand this

B x

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By *lose_encounterMan
over a year ago

Cork city

[Removed by poster at 20/11/21 11:58:38]

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By *lose_encounterMan
over a year ago

Cork city

"i like someone who put effort in their messages". proceeds to leave unread. ...that one makes me roll my eyes and move on....though..you know..it does make me understand to an extent why a lot don't bother to put effort in after a while. and try gain from the chance with the law of averages

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By *Whiskey Guy 2.0Man
over a year ago

Ballynaughty

Hubby doesn’t know about this so I plan on keeping it that way

Yeah right!

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By *mokey and the bandit 1Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

6 foot tall.

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By *ightower2021Man
over a year ago

donegal

"Won't meet married folks and proceeds to fuck and chase married folks

Or attached couples. What do you think most couples are "

Some r just fab fuck buddies that set up couple profile with both actually married to someone else

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By *r_mrs_studmuffinCouple
over a year ago

narnia

"Could you surprise my husband? "
this is something I would ask and I’m definitely all woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stressful occupation" or "Professional"

...covert way of pointing you to..

"Please ask me what I do for a living so that my high paid job distracts you from the fact that...

a. I have as much personality as a bag of washing and...

b. My possessions might impress you more than my tiny d

...it's all smoke and mirrors here in Fabland I tell ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha ! As if !

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By *ittlekinks38Woman
over a year ago

outside belfast x

"Their not here to shag the whole site but you know several women who they've met or been with for years off and on!"...

"I've been here before I know how it works" is code for I've deleted my profile so you don't see the 101 women they've shagged" so they don't get a bad name"

Fact...Verifications also isn't the number of ppl you've slept with! Its ppl you genuinely meet at socials,parties or meet and greets ...

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo

I'm 49 and ill never be any older

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who on their profile say they are straight but only want to meet women

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By *entlegiant64Man
over a year ago

craigavon

My wife likes me to meet you first to ensure you are real . lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can go down on a woman for hours"

I actually can do this!

But it's a catch 22 situation, you can't prove until a meet, but most don't believe so don't show interest.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"I can go down on a woman for hours

I actually can do this!

But it's a catch 22 situation, you can't prove until a meet, but most don't believe so don't show interest. "

You might find that most women don't show interest because it doesn't appeal to them.

The general consensus on previous threads was that they would be bored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So theres alot of little white lies told on FAB, lets hear your favourites or your humdingers! Mine is

"I was veried on my old profile."

Suuuuuureeeeeeee ya were

Couldn't agree more

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

"I can go down on a woman for hours

I actually can do this!

But it's a catch 22 situation, you can't prove until a meet, but most don't believe so don't show interest.

You might find that most women don't show interest because it doesn't appeal to them.

The general consensus on previous threads was that they would be bored. "

Personally when someone says they can go down on a woman for hours it makes me think that they don't know where the clit is or don't know how to make a woman orgasm.

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I can go down on a woman for hours

I actually can do this!

But it's a catch 22 situation, you can't prove until a meet, but most don't believe so don't show interest.

You might find that most women don't show interest because it doesn't appeal to them.

The general consensus on previous threads was that they would be bored.

Personally when someone says they can go down on a woman for hours it makes me think that they don't know where the clit is or don't know how to make a woman orgasm. "

5 to 10 mins is loads of time unless you want to get them built up and just when the cork is about to blow you ease off and let it simmer down a little . If the lady thinks she's incharge of when the orgasm happens we'll then she could so wrong.

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By *lose_encounterMan
over a year ago

Cork city

"I can go down on a woman for hours

I actually can do this!

But it's a catch 22 situation, you can't prove until a meet, but most don't believe so don't show interest.

You might find that most women don't show interest because it doesn't appeal to them.

The general consensus on previous threads was that they would be bored.

Personally when someone says they can go down on a woman for hours it makes me think that they don't know where the clit is or don't know how to make a woman orgasm.

umm....you know. there are people out there that like to edge or be edged. if done orally 3 or 4 even 5 times. then final climax. it could take up to 90 min in fairness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they say they are Doms and then proceed to talk about using incorrect equipment and methods

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

"When they say they are Doms and then proceed to talk about using incorrect equipment and methods "

Oh yes the Mr Grey brigade

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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Very well endowed & know what to do with it…..,

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By *heFoxersCouple
over a year ago

FoxTown

I love to go down on women for hours and will make you cum some hard.

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Not meeting . Actually sometimes means if you’re sexy, interesting or high enough on the Richter scale I might

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

I can go down on a woman for hours

- whinges about wearing a mask

I’m 6ft tall

- we’re the same height when we meet, I’m 5-8

I’m straight

- has more than one veri from TVs and men

I never cancel a meet

- can’t bloody get one either

I will NOT meet attached people

- many veris from people I know are attached and honest about it.

Clever/educated

- but can’t hold a conversation

Experienced

- HAH!!!!

I’m getting very cynical…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wife knows I am on here!

Brilliant lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they say they are Doms and then proceed to talk about using incorrect equipment and methods "

Theres equipement ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are a sexy …..

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By *egsyWoman
over a year ago

Meath

Im single, wife knows im on here etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can go down on a woman for hours

- whinges about wearing a mask

I’m 6ft tall

- we’re the same height when we meet, I’m 5-8

I’m straight

- has more than one veri from TVs and men

I never cancel a meet

- can’t bloody get one either

I will NOT meet attached people

- many veris from people I know are attached and honest about it.

Clever/educated

- but can’t hold a conversation

Experienced

- HAH!!!!

I’m getting very cynical…

Got a good laugh from that Red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can go down on a woman for hours

- whinges about wearing a mask

I’m 6ft tall

- we’re the same height when we meet, I’m 5-8

I’m straight

- has more than one veri from TVs and men

I never cancel a meet

- can’t bloody get one either

I will NOT meet attached people

- many veris from people I know are attached and honest about it.

Clever/educated

- but can’t hold a conversation

Experienced

- HAH!!!!

I’m getting very cynical…

Love it

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By *he MickMan
over a year ago

southside

Just here for the forums , not meeting atm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they say they are Doms and then proceed to talk about using incorrect equipment and methods

Theres equipement ??

Yup a lot more then some cheap sex shop flogger and a fake leather vest.

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"I can go down on a woman for hours

- whinges about wearing a mask

I’m 6ft tall

- we’re the same height when we meet, I’m 5-8

I’m straight

- has more than one veri from TVs and men

I never cancel a meet

- can’t bloody get one either

I will NOT meet attached people

- many veris from people I know are attached and honest about it.

Clever/educated

- but can’t hold a conversation

Experienced

- HAH!!!!

I’m getting very cynical…

Helped narrow it down for you to one lovely gentleman

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"I can go down on a woman for hours

- whinges about wearing a mask

I’m 6ft tall

- we’re the same height when we meet, I’m 5-8

I’m straight

- has more than one veri from TVs and men

I never cancel a meet

- can’t bloody get one either

I will NOT meet attached people

- many veris from people I know are attached and honest about it.

Clever/educated

- but can’t hold a conversation

Experienced

- HAH!!!!

I’m getting very cynical…

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare

"I can go down on a woman for hours

I actually can do this!

But it's a catch 22 situation, you can't prove until a meet, but most don't believe so don't show interest.

You might find that most women don't show interest because it doesn't appeal to them.

The general consensus on previous threads was that they would be bored.

Personally when someone says they can go down on a woman for hours it makes me think that they don't know where the clit is or don't know how to make a woman orgasm. "

this!!

id be bored silly after " hours"

absolutely no need for that if the person knows what they are at x

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

Helped narrow it down for you to one lovely gentleman

Cough - more than one - cough

LOLOL

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Helped narrow it down for you to one lovely gentleman

Cough - more than one - cough

LOLOL

Clarification ... some lovely gentlemen

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"I can go down on a woman for hours

I actually can do this!

But it's a catch 22 situation, you can't prove until a meet, but most don't believe so don't show interest.

You might find that most women don't show interest because it doesn't appeal to them.

The general consensus on previous threads was that they would be bored.

Personally when someone says they can go down on a woman for hours it makes me think that they don't know where the clit is or don't know how to make a woman orgasm.

this!!

id be bored silly after " hours"

absolutely no need for that if the person knows what they are at x "
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Yep I have to agree with you Missme .

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

"I can go down on a woman for hours

- whinges about wearing a mask

I’m 6ft tall

- we’re the same height when we meet, I’m 5-8

I’m straight

- has more than one veri from TVs and men

I never cancel a meet

- can’t bloody get one either

I will NOT meet attached people

- many veris from people I know are attached and honest about it.

Clever/educated

- but can’t hold a conversation

Experienced

- HAH!!!!

I’m getting very cynical…

Pmsl

Nailed it Red

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

Actually another thing, this actually really pisses me off.

Guys saying “Which do you prefer - to be cho&ed out or slapped around”. And they are maybe 27? Hell they could be in their 50. NO DOM worth anything ANYTHING would approach a possible submissive playmate like that. My answer is usually along the lines of

“I prefer tying wanna be baby Dom’s to a chair and topping them until they learn to respect women and submissives”

They are a disgrace and I think they are a massive danger to women who want to experience BDSM but end up in the hands of these absolute twats. It doesn’t just wind me up - it properly angers me. After a long time playing with BDSM, I’m done with the idiots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must know different women. Certainly non fab women quite like what I can do.

I do realise that normality is something that only has a tenuous link to fab.

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Those who claim to be 'Alpha males' are really boys in adult bodies

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Those who claim to be 'Alpha males' are really boys in adult bodies

The latest fella I've asked three times to explain what an alpha male is. Still waiting on an answer. I'm gonna keep plaguing him until he blocks us

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Those who claim to be 'Alpha males' are really boys in adult bodies

The latest fella I've asked three times to explain what an alpha male is. Still waiting on an answer. I'm gonna keep plaguing him until he blocks us

Apparently they are professional arse yodellers.

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By *anther PurrrsWoman
over a year ago

the Shadows Purrring or Roaring

Claim they’re kinkier than most but don’t have a feckin clue..!!! #KinksterWannabe

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

"Those who claim to be 'Alpha males' are really boys in adult bodies

The latest fella I've asked three times to explain what an alpha male is. Still waiting on an answer. I'm gonna keep plaguing him until he blocks us

That’s so bad but so good at the same time

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Those who claim to be 'Alpha males' are really boys in adult bodies

The latest fella I've asked three times to explain what an alpha male is. Still waiting on an answer. I'm gonna keep plaguing him until he blocks us

That’s so bad but so good at the same time

Fourth time asking just now, neither of us still has the answer

We could be here for a while yet. I'll let ye know the answer the minute I get it

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"Those who claim to be 'Alpha males' are really boys in adult bodies

Omg!!! I think I know who that is. There are a few repeat offenders and I just roar laughing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I specialise in threesomes"

...does that mean you're shit at everything else then?!!!

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

I guarantee to make you cum,

like wtf?

Ladies I will never promise such an absurdity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a great site.

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By *ig Marko83Man
over a year ago

Co Dublin

Im.looking for a regular fab friend not the whole site

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