FabSwingers.com forum: Good Blow Jobs

By *ildmovement OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

How does a woman gauge whether she is good at giving BJs? Is it asking if the man likes it or or if they were just born with the gift

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

Christ, is that why I never have any repeats?!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

When they know...they know

Especially when the sheets are stuck up your arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The eyes rolling in the back of his head and the words Jesus fucking Christ are usually a good indication

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d imagine it’s based on how vocal the recipient is

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

City Centre, Dublin

I’d say asking a man is a bad measurement. It’d have to be horrendous beyond belief for a man to say its a bad blowjob

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

The moans and groans are usually a good indicator, plus if they ask for a repeat performance then it couldn't have been that bad

Mrs Gs

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"I’d say asking a man is a bad measurement. It’d have to be horrendous beyond belief for a man to say its a bad blowjob"

Just like when you get a hair cut, when they hold up that mirror at the end has a man ever said they didn’t like the haircut.

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By *hilaboutMan
over a year ago

kilkenny

"The eyes rolling in the back of his head and the words Jesus fucking Christ are usually a good indication "
exactly this ..better than sex sometimes

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Christ, is that why I never have any repeats?!

Maybe it was the best he’d ever had

always leave them wanting more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Star ratings

1 star - Terrible

2 star - Poor

3 star - Adequate.

4 star - Good. I came.

5 star - Fantastic. I came and will be back!

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
over a year ago

belfast

How was the worst blow job you ever had?

Fucking brilliant!

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By *ildmovement OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Sure is any woman meant to know where a guys eyes are rolling with there head between his legs.

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By *ildmovement OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Star ratings

1 star - Terrible

2 star - Poor

3 star - Adequate.

4 star - Good. I came.

5 star - Fantastic. I came and will be back!"

Ah but that’s a mans perspective

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

How does anyone know that they are doing a good job pleasuring their partner?

Feedback. You need to make it clear if you like what they are doing or if you dont. It's a sign of maturity being able to speak up and guide your partner. It's in your advantage after all.

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

City Centre, Dublin

"Star ratings

1 star - Terrible

2 star - Poor

3 star - Adequate.

4 star - Good. I came.

5 star - Fantastic. I came and will be back!"

1 star - Good

2 star - Really Good

3 star - Class

4 star - Unreal

5 star - Ho-ly Fuck

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By *3nsesMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I've never had a blowjob. Unless they literally tried to eat the thing clean off I'm not sure how you could give a "bad" blowjob.

It goes in their mouth and they suck it. It's not rocket science we are dealing with here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Star ratings

1 star - Terrible

2 star - Poor

3 star - Adequate.

4 star - Good. I came.

5 star - Fantastic. I came and will be back!

Ah but that’s a mans perspective "

Yeah and as I said in a previous forum post, the customer is not always right!

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By *ildmovement OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"I've never had a blowjob. Unless they literally tried to eat the thing clean off I'm not sure how you could give a "bad" blowjob.

It goes in their mouth and they suck it. It's not rocket science we are dealing with here. "

Ah I’ve had some bad ones where the etch marks have being left and not intentionally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have to come for it to be considered a blowjob?

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By *ildmovement OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Star ratings

1 star - Terrible

2 star - Poor

3 star - Adequate.

4 star - Good. I came.

5 star - Fantastic. I came and will be back!

Ah but that’s a mans perspective

Yeah and as I said in a previous forum post, the customer is not always right!

These days a lot of customers are wrong. The people in the service sector you will tell you that.

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By *ildmovement OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Do you have to come for it to be considered a blowjob? "

In my mind no as it could just be an intermediate position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never had a blowjob. Unless they literally tried to eat the thing clean off I'm not sure how you could give a "bad" blowjob.

It goes in their mouth and they suck it. It's not rocket science we are dealing with here.

Ah I’ve had some bad ones where the etch marks have being left and not intentionally. "

Had a girl once that mixed up hep lips and teeth……..ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had one or 2 bad ones. And have had a few bad wanks aswell. Like almost having it ripped off me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never had a blowjob. Unless they literally tried to eat the thing clean off I'm not sure how you could give a "bad" blowjob.

It goes in their mouth and they suck it. It's not rocket science we are dealing with here. "

Thank god, I’m not on my own. Never had one to completion. Just never happened.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I've had one or 2 bad ones. And have had a few bad wanks aswell. Like almost having it ripped off me"

Well you think you'd learn how to do it right after ya did it the first time

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"I've never had a blowjob. Unless they literally tried to eat the thing clean off I'm not sure how you could give a "bad" blowjob.

It goes in their mouth and they suck it. It's not rocket science we are dealing with here.

Ah I’ve had some bad ones where the etch marks have being left and not intentionally.

Had a girl once that mixed up hep lips and teeth……..ouch

Jeeze ooookkkk ill take them out next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sure is any woman meant to know where a guys eyes are rolling with there head between his legs. "

The best blow jobs involve lots of eye contact. You seem the biting or licking their lips and the eyes are dilated than you know you're on the right track!

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

"Sure is any woman meant to know where a guys eyes are rolling with there head between his legs.

The best blow jobs involve lots of eye contact. You seem the biting or licking their lips and the eyes are dilated than you know you're on the right track!"

And lots of coconut oil

B x

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

For those not circumcised there is the whole foreskin pulled back or forward conundrum to navigate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sure is any woman meant to know where a guys eyes are rolling with there head between his legs.

The best blow jobs involve lots of eye contact. You seem the biting or licking their lips and the eyes are dilated than you know you're on the right track!"

Sounds devine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sure is any woman meant to know where a guys eyes are rolling with there head between his legs.

The best blow jobs involve lots of eye contact. You seem the biting or licking their lips and the eyes are dilated than you know you're on the right track!

And lots of coconut oil

B x"

And this sounds delious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sure is any woman meant to know where a guys eyes are rolling with there head between his legs.

The best blow jobs involve lots of eye contact. You seem the biting or licking their lips and the eyes are dilated than you know you're on the right track!

And lots of coconut oil

B x"

Bucket loads of coconut oil

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

"Sure is any woman meant to know where a guys eyes are rolling with there head between his legs.

The best blow jobs involve lots of eye contact. You seem the biting or licking their lips and the eyes are dilated than you know you're on the right track!

And lots of coconut oil

B x

Bucket loads of coconut oil

I'd have to disagree about the coconut oil. I find it just makes the sensation dull. I do believe it improves oral for the lady when the man is giving though.

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By *he MickMan
over a year ago

southside

"How does a woman gauge whether she is good at giving BJs? Is it asking if the man likes it or or if they were just born with the gift

Maybe by how hard the man's cock gets in her mouth ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The eyes rolling in the back of his head and the words Jesus fucking Christ are usually a good indication "

Brilliant answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have had a terrible one involving alot of teeth which were used to..... for want of a better description 'grate' my cock

(insert cheesy nob joke)

Gave her direction/feedback to change it up but she didn't really no what else to do and was adamant thats the way to do it and her ex loved it that way so I must have been wrong. It really hurt and we didnt bother to do anything again surprisingly!

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

"The eyes rolling in the back of his head and the words Jesus fucking Christ are usually a good indication

Brilliant answer "

Unless he's faking it

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare

"The eyes rolling in the back of his head and the words Jesus fucking Christ are usually a good indication

Brilliant answer

Unless he's faking it"

he doesn't deserve her blow job then the bell end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The eyes rolling in the back of his head and the words Jesus fucking Christ are usually a good indication "

This is the only answer to the question

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"How does anyone know that they are doing a good job pleasuring their partner?

Feedback. You need to make it clear if you like what they are doing or if you dont. It's a sign of maturity being able to speak up and guide your partner. It's in your advantage after all."

TripAdvisor....leave a rating and a 5 star review eh!

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By *ilverfox74Man
over a year ago

dublin offaly

A man can give feed back by the body language, the moans and body movement while doing the deed.

Actions speak louder than words. Also it’s in his eyes … in mine anyway or so I’m told

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By *nowdriftMan
over a year ago

Dublin & Mayo

"Have had a terrible one involving alot of teeth which were used to..... for want of a better description 'grate' my cock

(insert cheesy nob joke)

I had a similar experience and despite my best efforts to give some guidance and encouragement it was just too painful and ruined the night!!

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Am I the only one who very rarely cums from blowjobs?

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By *ildmovement OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Am I the only one who very rarely cums from blowjobs? "

You obviously not having the eye rolling ones described above ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does anyone know that they are doing a good job pleasuring their partner?

Feedback. You need to make it clear if you like what they are doing or if you dont. It's a sign of maturity being able to speak up and guide your partner. It's in your advantage after all.

TripAdvisor....leave a rating and a 5 star review eh!"

Five stars would cum again...

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Am I the only one who very rarely cums from blowjobs?

You obviously not having the eye rolling ones described above ??"

Oh I've had plenty good ones,but I don't often cum from them.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

"Am I the only one who very rarely cums from blowjobs? "

No. Twice in my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was seeing a woman about 2 years ago and she gave a great blow job but the only slight on her was that her teeth rubbed off me a bit as she went down. Other than that she was fantastic and I had no problem coming.

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Am I the only one who very rarely cums from blowjobs?

No. Twice in my life "

As in twice you ever came from a BJ or twice you didn't cum?

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

"Am I the only one who very rarely cums from blowjobs?

No. Twice in my life

As in twice you ever came from a BJ or twice you didn't cum?"

Only came twice

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

"Am I the only one who very rarely cums from blowjobs?

No. Twice in my life

As in twice you ever came from a BJ or twice you didn't cum?"

You may not realise or remember but you've seen me get a bj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first ever blowjob was from a girl who had ripped out her own braces with a fork and there were still sharp bits left. It was grim

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Trustpilot….

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

"Am I the only one who very rarely cums from blowjobs? "

I had never cum from a blow job til I met mrs Gs and she has made me cum quite a few times since

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Am I the only one who very rarely cums from blowjobs?

I had never cum from a blow job til I met mrs Gs and she has made me cum quite a few times since

Mr "

Goes for cold shower muttering ya lucky bastard...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does a woman gauge whether she is good at giving BJs? Is it asking if the man likes it or or if they were just born with the gift

I dunno

I just like it. Dont get me paranoid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trustpilot…."

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By *araxDaveCouple
over a year ago

South

Wowsers that sounds EPIC!

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By *tmostakiss1Man
over a year ago

"My first ever blowjob was from a girl who had ripped out her own braces with a fork and there were still sharp bits left. It was grim

I mean surely that’s your own fault for putting your dick in her mouth if she done that? So I hope it hurt. Lol

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

"Am I the only one who very rarely cums from blowjobs?

I had never cum from a blow job til I met mrs Gs and she has made me cum quite a few times since

Goes for cold shower muttering ya lucky bastard... "

You never no if you ask nicely we might get to meet up in a DIY store

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Am I the only one who very rarely cums from blowjobs?

I had never cum from a blow job til I met mrs Gs and she has made me cum quite a few times since

Goes for cold shower muttering ya lucky bastard...

You never no if you ask nicely we might get to meet up in a DIY store

As long as DIY doesnt stand for Do It Yourself I'd love to follow you around the soft furnishings dept...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does a woman gauge whether she is good at giving BJs? Is it asking if the man likes it or or if they were just born with the gift

I'd say when they are wanting a repeat performance... sloppy wet bjs are the best imo,

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"How does a woman gauge whether she is good at giving BJs? Is it asking if the man likes it or or if they were just born with the gift

I dunno

I just like it. Dont get me paranoid

I can assure you, and all the ladies, if you like it, he probably likes it to….

In fact, I think this probably plays a significant roll in whether it’s good or not, or I think it does for me anyway.

I don’t think I’d enjoy it if I didn’t thing the person I was with was enjoying it too, or if I felt they were just going through the motions or repaying a favour or something.

I’m not saying anyone who doesn’t enjoy it can’t be good at it, but I think the best blowjobs probably come from people who enjoy it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I the only one who very rarely cums from blowjobs?

I had never cum from a blow job til I met mrs Gs and she has made me cum quite a few times since

Mr "

You lucky bastard. I’d feckin love a BJ cos it’s been so long since I had one.

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By *ildmovement OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"How does a woman gauge whether she is good at giving BJs? Is it asking if the man likes it or or if they were just born with the gift

I'd say when they are wanting a repeat performance... sloppy wet bjs are the best imo,

Sloppy wet ones I have found to be good all right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does a woman gauge whether she is good at giving BJs? Is it asking if the man likes it or or if they were just born with the gift

I'd say when they are wanting a repeat performance... sloppy wet bjs are the best imo,

Sloppy wet ones I have found to be good all right

The sloppier the better

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By *ildmovement OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Wowsers that sounds EPIC!

Lol now your bragging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does a woman gauge whether she is good at giving BJs? Is it asking if the man likes it or or if they were just born with the gift

I'd say when they are wanting a repeat performance... sloppy wet bjs are the best imo,

Sloppy wet ones I have found to be good all right

The sloppier the better

that and eye contact!

us girls have our little tricks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does a woman gauge whether she is good at giving BJs? Is it asking if the man likes it or or if they were just born with the gift

I'd say when they are wanting a repeat performance... sloppy wet bjs are the best imo,

Sloppy wet ones I have found to be good all right

The sloppier the better

that and eye contact!

us girls have our little tricks

Oh yes. Eye contact definitely is the cherry on the cake as far as blowjobs go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does a woman gauge whether she is good at giving BJs? Is it asking if the man likes it or or if they were just born with the gift

I'd say when they are wanting a repeat performance... sloppy wet bjs are the best imo,

Sloppy wet ones I have found to be good all right

The sloppier the better

that and eye contact!

us girls have our little tricks

All of the above sounds amazing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does a woman gauge whether she is good at giving BJs? Is it asking if the man likes it or or if they were just born with the gift

I'd say when they are wanting a repeat performance... sloppy wet bjs are the best imo,

Sloppy wet ones I have found to be good all right

The sloppier the better

that and eye contact!

us girls have our little tricks

Oh yes. Eye contact definitely is the cherry on the cake as far as blowjobs go "

Eye contact is the ultimate for me. Especially if she is on her knees or sitting down while standing up.

The one that beats all is a facial. If you are lucky enough to get that you have struck gold.

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

BJ with her wearing glasses...yes please.

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By *unkerbobMan
over a year ago

belfast

They call it a blow job and I call it a good job!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my experience it's a skill that's not mastered my many women but those who do it right, do it amazingly.

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By *twistedtoys100Man
over a year ago

LIMERICK

Best answer so far. the woman who likes doing it is usually "good" at it!

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By *cooby5555Man
over a year ago

galway

Men do it better lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still can’t get over a girl I used to meet, she could make me cum better than I could when I wank!

I think maybe only one or two other girls have ever made me orgasm from oral… wish I wasn’t so hard to please

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I'm useless at them

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"I'm useless at them

The fab lies thread is over there

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'm useless at them

The fab lies thread is over there

Dropped my phone ...thanks

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"I'm useless at them

The fab lies thread is over there

Dropped my phone ...thanks

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"I'm useless at them

Methinks the lady is being a tad ironic!

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