FabSwingers.com forum: Silly questions

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok I'm in work setting up a machine and the boss is down every 5 minutes asking is it ready to go yet (even though he knows it takes 60-90 minutes to do). And it got me thinking about silly questions that get asked every day. So I'm wondering what are yours ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any fun?

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By *ome_wild_girlWoman
over a year ago

Antrim Town

When can we meet?

Cos I'm not meeting til after Christmas due to work commitments

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Do you do car fun ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any fun?

Yeah I've had that one once or twice. And I'm man enough to admit I've used it too

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By *ligolad321Man
over a year ago

Donegal

Would you rather permanently look like a Fish or smell like a Fish?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you do car fun ?

I'm guessing that gets asked a lot on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you rather permanently look like a Fish or smell like a Fish?"

Can you mask the smell or will you smell like a fish no matter what you do ?

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By *he MickMan
over a year ago

southside

Guys asking do you want a blow job ?

Answer is Yes

but your not my type

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By *ligolad321Man
over a year ago

Donegal

"Would you rather permanently look like a Fish or smell like a Fish?

Can you mask the smell or will you smell like a fish no matter what you do ?"

You will smell like a fish no matter what, sorry, I don't make the rules...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you rather permanently look like a Fish or smell like a Fish?

Can you mask the smell or will you smell like a fish no matter what you do ?

You will smell like a fish no matter what, sorry, I don't make the rules..."

If that's the case then I may change my name to big Billy bass lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be, Any fun lately..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask you a question?" You already have mate lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you into messages. ..no random person off the internet I'm not immediately going to tell you I can only reach orgasm with a Jameson bottle shoved up my fanny with a brown paper bag over my head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has to be, Any fun lately..

Gives me the immediate ick when they ask that

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By *quinnMan
over a year ago

Limerick

How you finding fab?

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By *ome_wild_girlWoman
over a year ago

Antrim Town

"What you into messages. ..no random person off the internet I'm not immediately going to tell you I can only reach orgasm with a Jameson bottle shoved up my fanny with a brown paper bag over my head. "

Think I'll steal that one tho lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has to be, Any fun lately..

Yep that was me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has to be, Any fun lately..

Gives me the immediate ick when they ask that "

Same

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Has to be, Any fun lately..

Gives me the immediate ick when they ask that

Same "

What about if they say it in bed to you

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Has to be, Any fun lately..

Gives me the immediate ick when they ask that

Same

What about if they say it in bed to you

Then you need to up your game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has to be, Any fun lately..

Gives me the immediate ick when they ask that

Same

What about if they say it in bed to you

That's double ick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any news?

Anything strange?

These questions were even more infuriating when in middle of level 5 lockdowns!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any news?

Anything strange?

These questions were even more infuriating when in middle of level 5 lockdowns!"

Hahaha.....sorry I had to chuckle at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has to be, Any fun lately..

Gives me the immediate ick when they ask that

Same

What about if they say it in bed to you

I'll let you know Sunday morning

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

Is there a handbrake on a canoe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there a handbrake on a canoe

An automatic or manual one ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we there yet ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are we there yet ???

Thankfully I haven't had that pleasure yet lol

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

What time is the 7 o’clock show on? Got asked that once

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What time is the 7 o’clock show on? Got asked that once "

Hahahahahabhaaba

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"Has to be, Any fun lately..

Gives me the immediate ick when they ask that

Same

What about if they say it in bed to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about silly threads and silly posts. Not here now of course. There's never any silly posts in here

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo

All I'll say is that you have good taste in whiskey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about silly threads and silly posts. Not here now of course. There's never any silly posts in here"

All depends on what you consider silly? Yiu might think it's silly but it could be important to someone else. Everyone has their own individual tastes and likes and dislikes....... anyway fromage frais

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By *ysticalWoman
over a year ago

north wexford

What u looking for

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

When a woman first sees my cock in the flesh and she looks at me sternly asking who are u going to satisfy with that

I think what a silly question and reply

Why myself of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I’m asked “any plans for the weekend” I usually say “I’m reorganising my recycling bin…”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interested in MM fun?

Now if it was M&M fun and you were female.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you up to...do you really want to hear about my thrilling trip to Lidl for the Thursday middle aisle specials..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

M&Ms.....Maltesers....I'm Bi Curious when it comes to these!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that you..?"

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

How's fab treating ye?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has fab been good to you?

No, no it hasn’t in fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm close by do you want to meet for some fun?"

Oh yes random person on the Internet I have never talked to before I shall drop whatever I'm doing to meet up and have sex with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'm close by do you want to meet for some fun?"

Oh yes random person on the Internet I have never talked to before I shall drop whatever I'm doing to meet up and have sex with you. "

I got that message before and I went for it and it was awesome

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

""I'm close by do you want to meet for some fun?"

Oh yes random person on the Internet I have never talked to before I shall drop whatever I'm doing to meet up and have sex with you.

I got that message before and I went for it and it was awesome

The best 2mins of her life eh.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'm close by do you want to meet for some fun?"

Oh yes random person on the Internet I have never talked to before I shall drop whatever I'm doing to meet up and have sex with you. "

Somebody told me I was a fake profile this morning because I said no thanks to his come over now anf fuck me message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'm close by do you want to meet for some fun?"

Oh yes random person on the Internet I have never talked to before I shall drop whatever I'm doing to meet up and have sex with you.

Somebody told me I was a fake profile this morning because I said no thanks to his come over now anf fuck me message "

That is literally what we tell people when they send that type of mail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'm close by do you want to meet for some fun?"

Oh yes random person on the Internet I have never talked to before I shall drop whatever I'm doing to meet up and have sex with you.

I got that message before and I went for it and it was awesome

The best 2mins of her life eh.....

If you include the foreplay then yeah….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How's fab treating ye?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how are you finding fab?"

Our usual reply "well usually we type fa into our phone browser and it automatically gives us the site"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""how are you finding fab?"

Our usual reply "well usually we type fa into our phone browser and it automatically gives us the site" "

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

You don't really mean what you say in your profile do you?

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Are you boobs really that big?

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

Can I ask you a quick question?

(you just have...

)

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare

so many said above kinda bug me

'How's fab treating you'

'any fun planned/ had'

'you have been busy'

'what you up upto'( 11pm at night

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has to be something they can think or to draw you in bar that shite

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Are ya going anywhere on your holidays hun

May be mixing up this one

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare

BTW I'm soo stealing some of the brilliant replies to these questions the next time I'm asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would you like me to do for you questions....mmmm I've a really dirty job for you ya naughty boy. Will you come over and put the bins out for me..that usually kills the conversation

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you boobs really that big?

Yes. Yes they are. Sorta wish they weren't but I like food too much.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What would you like me to do for you questions....mmmm I've a really dirty job for you ya naughty boy. Will you come over and put the bins out for me..that usually kills the conversation

Or clean the bathroom. One job that breaks my soul every week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you wearing questions.. mmmm I'm wearing my Christmas fleece onesie from last year and I've not brushed my hair for a week. That making you hard big boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some of these are crackers lol

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

What are you wearing

What are you into

Are you free NOW?

Have you met anyone on here?

Car fun? We can sit outside your house

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By *ollybirdWoman
over a year ago

east Cork

Messages that start with ‘Can I ask you a question?’

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By *ony85sMan
over a year ago

Dublin

What is usually the question?

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

"Messages that start with ‘Can I ask you a question?’"

Oh God yes I forgot that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys asking if I want my cock sucked. If they bothered to read the profile they would see that I am perfectly happy to have it sucked…but not by a guy!

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

Would you like a glass of wine?

Like WTF!!!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Would you like a glass of wine?

Like WTF!!!

Ya can feck right off on saturday night so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys asking if I want my cock sucked. If they bothered to read the profile they would see that I am perfectly happy to have it sucked…but not by a guy!"

Yep. I hear ya with that one. Especially the ones who claim to be a couple and the man wants to meet you on your own first to sample your cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D'ya come here often?

Ans: Actually, sometimes I fake it!

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"Would you like a glass of wine?

Like WTF!!!

Ya can feck right off on saturday night so

But it’s a stupid question. OF COURSE I want a glass of wine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that's already been answered in our profile text

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"What you up to...do you really want to hear about my thrilling trip to Lidl for the Thursday middle aisle specials.."

Love the middle isle specials lol

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By *hatCoupleNextDoorCouple
over a year ago

nearby

"Messages that start with ‘Can I ask you a question?’"

Just got this again...............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you boobs really that big?

Nobody ever asks me that about my dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you boobs really that big?

Nobody ever asks me that about my dick

Is your bum...I mean dick....really that big?

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By *ulu00Woman
over a year ago

Donegal

Any meets recently?

If I had, I'm nah gonna tell you!

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"Ok I'm in work setting up a machine and the boss is down every 5 minutes asking is it ready to go yet (even though he knows it takes 60-90 minutes to do). And it got me thinking about silly questions that get asked every day. So I'm wondering what are yours ?"

Are you being subjected to micromanagement? Serious question, serious issue!

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By *attooYouMan
over a year ago

just about northside

I started a new job years ago. My boss needed a complicated report done with zero errors. Normally would take the day research and complete. Less than an hour in he started asking for it. I got so frustrated I said the unimaginable and told him fuck off. His face nearly dropped. I was let go eventually. The prick.

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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Are you naughty…. Mmmmm… yeah I poked my last meet in the ribs cos he looked at me funny

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

Think they've been put up already but ones we have been asked

Any fun lately?

Can I ask you a question?

What size are they?

Mrs Gs

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

How's fab working for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How's fab working for you? "

It's working fine. Why? Is yours not working? Check your cookies

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