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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*disclaimer not all truths are true. Some truths are only true to you*

If you have boobies you can get away with being an asshole far more than if you have no boobies

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

People who dont share facepics are generally fugly

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

All single guys on here are married and/or bi

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Some woman and couples are men

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By *ollybirdWoman
over a year ago

east Cork

[Removed by poster at 16/11/21 09:33:03]

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Many males halves of well verified couples wouldn't stand a hope of getting laid here if they were on a single male profile.

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By *ollybirdWoman
over a year ago

east Cork

If you get a message and they say ‘if I don’t hear back from you I’ll take it as a no and that’s ok and happy fabbing’

But then when you don’t respond you get abusive messages telling you to feck off or commenting on your appearance etc

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

All women are bi curious

There's no such thing as cliques on fab

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo

Some men on here are actually famous female porn stars

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

The ratios here create power dynamics that wouldn’t exist in a bar or a club

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth


"Some men on here are actually famous female porn stars "

I'm a star. I'm a big bright shining star.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's pee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can string a sentance together it's relatively straightford to make friends and have sex with them...

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
over a year ago

belfast

People who insist on receiving face pics in first messages will themselves have no face pics on their profile.

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By *ussyhoundMan
over a year ago

Dungannon


"Many males halves of well verified couples wouldn't stand a hope of getting laid here if they were on a single male profile."

You couldn't be more right about that

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo

There are some extremely wealthy people on here that own properties in several counties

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

If you’re a bloke who blocks single males , you need to balance the annoyance of getting dick pics and being invited to a car park blow job with quiz, auction and orgy invitations

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By *ussyhoundMan
over a year ago

Dungannon


"People who dont share facepics are generally fugly "

Or have up the ladder jobs with bosses that discriminate you

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By *ussyhoundMan
over a year ago

Dungannon

People get blocked because are from same town

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

99% of threads in here about cheating are started by people who are cheating. Who then complain about people giving their opinion about cheating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"99% of threads in here about cheating are started by people who are cheating. Who then complain about people giving their opinion about cheating "

Could not agree more

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Sometimes In a stormy thread the mouthy ones get a lot of column inches , but many express their opinions in PMs or in Person .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sometimes In a stormy thread the mouthy ones get a lot of column inches , but many express their opinions in PMs or in Person .

"

I hate people who pm me to agree with me.

Especially the ones that say you really showed this person or that person.

Playground stuff

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

All the fakes, timeswasters and dickheads ruin Fab for the genuine guys

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over


"Sometimes In a stormy thread the mouthy ones get a lot of column inches , but many express their opinions in PMs or in Person .

I hate people who pm me to agree with me.

Especially the ones that say you really showed this person or that person.

Playground stuff"

But some don’t have the confidence to post . It’s like using fake pics or not turning up. It’s shit on a stick with a bit of complexity

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork


"Sometimes In a stormy thread the mouthy ones get a lot of column inches , but many express their opinions in PMs or in Person .

I hate people who pm me to agree with me.

Especially the ones that say you really showed this person or that person.

Playground stuff

But some don’t have the confidence to post . It’s like using fake pics or not turning up. It’s shit on a stick with a bit of complexity "

It's weak, and can actually be a form of bullying. Unless you're already friends with the person you message that is.

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By *oxtrotTangoLoveMan
over a year ago

monkstown/kentstown


"Sometimes In a stormy thread the mouthy ones get a lot of column inches , but many express their opinions in PMs or in Person .

I hate people who pm me to agree with me.

Especially the ones that say you really showed this person or that person.

Playground stuff

But some don’t have the confidence to post . It’s like using fake pics or not turning up. It’s shit on a stick with a bit of complexity "

Definitely true!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sometimes In a stormy thread the mouthy ones get a lot of column inches , but many express their opinions in PMs or in Person .

I hate people who pm me to agree with me.

Especially the ones that say you really showed this person or that person.

Playground stuff

But some don’t have the confidence to post . It’s like using fake pics or not turning up. It’s shit on a stick with a bit of complexity "

Ah I dont mind the people that want to carry on the conversation in private its more the ones that have alot to say about other posters rather than the actual subject

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes In a stormy thread the mouthy ones get a lot of column inches , but many express their opinions in PMs or in Person .

I hate people who pm me to agree with me.

Especially the ones that say you really showed this person or that person.

Playground stuff

But some don’t have the confidence to post . It’s like using fake pics or not turning up. It’s shit on a stick with a bit of complexity

Ah I dont mind the people that want to carry on the conversation in private its more the ones that have alot to say about other posters rather than the actual subject "

What’s that saying again ….

Small minds discuss people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*disclaimer not all truths are true. Some truths are only true to you*

If you have boobies you can get away with being an asshole far more than if you have no boobies"

True online and at events

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By *usty is backWoman
over a year ago

newtownabby

Men lie alot about age ha ha

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork


"Men lie alot about age ha ha "

..just the same as women do

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By *usty is backWoman
over a year ago

newtownabby


"All women are bi curious

There's no such thing as cliques on fab "

Not all women but most

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

I learn so many new truths everyday...I'm eternally grateful to you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guys who post about not getting replies or meets dont realise that they are more than likely marked by the ladies as ones to avoid.

No-one wants to give anyone a pity date or fuck.

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Straight couples are not wanted by most couples on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight couples are not wanted by most couples on Fab "

Don't we know it

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

Fab is far more conservative than you would expect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab attracts addictive personalities. And twats.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

People who use the line "if you have nothing nice to say...." usually have nothing interesting to say

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

There are a surprising number of people suffering from selective vision.

There are a surprising number of extremely intelligent people suffering from naivety.

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

Everyone has an agenda....even when they say they don't...

B x

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

For an adult site there is a lot of childish background antics that go on.

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin


"For an adult site there is a lot of childish background antics that go on. "

We're all just big children ...oh, crap - does that make this all illegal

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre


"For an adult site there is a lot of childish background antics that go on. "

Totally agree with you, especially in recent years. I've never seen anything like it. So much drama and so not needed it was not a competition I think people forget it's a swing site...

B x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone here is 4 years older than they state

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"For an adult site there is a lot of childish background antics that go on.

Totally agree with you, especially in recent years. I've never seen anything like it. So much drama and so not needed it was not a competition I think people forget it's a swing site...

B x"

exactly

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

The forums are probably used by about 5% of the total people on fab..if even that

The people that don't use it laugh at the people that do cause they're just getting on with all the riding and parties

Forum swingers are mingers is a phrase that often used by them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All the fakes, timeswasters and dickheads ruin Fab for the genuine guys"

Ruin.... Or make it easier???

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"The forums are probably used by about 5% of the total people on fab..if even that

The people that don't use it laugh at the people that do cause they're just getting on with all the riding and parties

Forum swingers are mingers is a phrase that often used by them "

please refer to my above post about childish background stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The forums are probably used by about 5% of the total people on fab..if even that

The people that don't use it laugh at the people that do cause they're just getting on with all the riding and parties

Forum swingers are mingers is a phrase that often used by them "

Alot more than 5% resd the forums though... Fecken lurkers

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"For an adult site there is a lot of childish background antics that go on.

Totally agree with you, especially in recent years. I've never seen anything like it. So much drama and so not needed it was not a competition I think people forget it's a swing site...

B x

exactly"

Yeah I think some see Fab as a competition but forget that Swing is exactly the opposite. Share and share alike I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The forums are probably used by about 5% of the total people on fab..if even that

The people that don't use it laugh at the people that do cause they're just getting on with all the riding and parties

Forum swingers are mingers is a phrase that often used by them "

Hahaha - thats a new one! love it

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

City Centre, Dublin

toiletries, remote controls and game controllers are not an acceptable unit of measurement

Metric or imperial system only

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"toiletries, remote controls and game controllers are not an acceptable unit of measurement

Metric or imperial system only"

I'm sorry but my PS5 controller is a think of beauty and an acceptable unit of whatever the fuck it wants

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

City Centre, Dublin


"toiletries, remote controls and game controllers are not an acceptable unit of measurement

Metric or imperial system only

I'm sorry but my PS5 controller is a think of beauty and an acceptable unit of whatever the fuck it wants"

“How tall are you?”

“Eh, 11 and a quarter sky remotes”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"toiletries, remote controls and game controllers are not an acceptable unit of measurement

Metric or imperial system only

I'm sorry but my PS5 controller is a think of beauty and an acceptable unit of whatever the fuck it wants

“How tall are you?”

“Eh, 11 and a quarter sky remotes”"

Well ya it sounds silly when you use a sky one...

Strawremote argument

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin


"toiletries, remote controls and game controllers are not an acceptable unit of measurement

Metric or imperial system only"

Lads, get your measuring tapes out

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
over a year ago

The West


"It's pee"

This!

A trick by women who want to enjoy watersports: Tell him he gave her an amazing orgasm and she can piss all over him!!

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

There's plenty of bad veris out there.

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over


"The forums are probably used by about 5% of the total people on fab..if even that

The people that don't use it laugh at the people that do cause they're just getting on with all the riding and parties

Forum swingers are mingers is a phrase that often used by them "

Using forums and riding are not Mutually exclusive

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south


"There's plenty of bad veris out there. "
Orgy invite is ok from lady with big titillating tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The forums are probably used by about 5% of the total people on fab..if even that

The people that don't use it laugh at the people that do cause they're just getting on with all the riding and parties

Forum swingers are mingers is a phrase that often used by them

Using forums and riding are not Mutually exclusive "

Wait... what?

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre


"For an adult site there is a lot of childish background antics that go on.

Totally agree with you, especially in recent years. I've never seen anything like it. So much drama and so not needed it was not a competition I think people forget it's a swing site...

B x

exactly

Yeah I think some see Fab as a competition but forget that Swing is exactly the opposite. Share and share alike I say "

Exactly!! Caring is sharing

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"toiletries, remote controls and game controllers are not an acceptable unit of measurement

Metric or imperial system only

Lads, get your measuring tapes out "

Just be careful, they can be quite sharp

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"toiletries, remote controls and game controllers are not an acceptable unit of measurement

Metric or imperial system only

Lads, get your measuring tapes out

Just be careful, they can be quite sharp "

Do you need a plaster?

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin


"toiletries, remote controls and game controllers are not an acceptable unit of measurement

Metric or imperial system only

Lads, get your measuring tapes out

Just be careful, they can be quite sharp "

Don't use the builder supply ones then but the soft, floppy ones a seamstress might use

Or a ruler - more uses than one for that

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"toiletries, remote controls and game controllers are not an acceptable unit of measurement

Metric or imperial system only

Lads, get your measuring tapes out

Just be careful, they can be quite sharp

Don't use the builder supply ones then but the soft, floppy ones a seamstress might use

Or a ruler - more uses than one for that "

I will use the seamstresses one for myself as there is a bend in mine the ruler wouldn't get an accurate reading !

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"toiletries, remote controls and game controllers are not an acceptable unit of measurement

Metric or imperial system only

Lads, get your measuring tapes out

Just be careful, they can be quite sharp

Do you need a plaster?"

And a nurse with a delicate touch

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"toiletries, remote controls and game controllers are not an acceptable unit of measurement

Metric or imperial system only

Lads, get your measuring tapes out

Just be careful, they can be quite sharp

Don't use the builder supply ones then but the soft, floppy ones a seamstress might use

Or a ruler - more uses than one for that "

I can use the ruler as a catapult to fling m&ms into your mouth

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin


"toiletries, remote controls and game controllers are not an acceptable unit of measurement

Metric or imperial system only

Lads, get your measuring tapes out

Just be careful, they can be quite sharp

Don't use the builder supply ones then but the soft, floppy ones a seamstress might use

Or a ruler - more uses than one for that I will use the seamstresses one for myself as there is a bend in mine the ruler wouldn't get an accurate reading ! "

Yeah, us ladies know how accurate you men are in your measuring of your pride and joy

Ask an impartial lady friend to do it for you

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin


"toiletries, remote controls and game controllers are not an acceptable unit of measurement

Metric or imperial system only

Lads, get your measuring tapes out

Just be careful, they can be quite sharp

Do you need a plaster?

And a nurse with a delicate touch "

Nurse Ratched at your service

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin


"toiletries, remote controls and game controllers are not an acceptable unit of measurement

Metric or imperial system only

Lads, get your measuring tapes out

Just be careful, they can be quite sharp

Don't use the builder supply ones then but the soft, floppy ones a seamstress might use

Or a ruler - more uses than one for that

I can use the ruler as a catapult to fling m&ms into your mouth "

I won't need to floss anymore afterwards

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"toiletries, remote controls and game controllers are not an acceptable unit of measurement

Metric or imperial system only

Lads, get your measuring tapes out

Just be careful, they can be quite sharp

Don't use the builder supply ones then but the soft, floppy ones a seamstress might use

Or a ruler - more uses than one for that

I can use the ruler as a catapult to fling m&ms into your mouth

I won't need to floss anymore afterwards "

You could be missing a few teeth afterwards.

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"toiletries, remote controls and game controllers are not an acceptable unit of measurement

Metric or imperial system only

Lads, get your measuring tapes out

Just be careful, they can be quite sharp

Don't use the builder supply ones then but the soft, floppy ones a seamstress might use

Or a ruler - more uses than one for that I will use the seamstresses one for myself as there is a bend in mine the ruler wouldn't get an accurate reading !

Yeah, us ladies know how accurate you men are in your measuring of your pride and joy

Ask an impartial lady friend to do it for you "

I would say you are very, no extremely impartial so maybe for best results! Well you know yourself!

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