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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

So today I had to google another term from a Fab thread to work out what in the name of Jesus the poster was on about .

Are you learning new stuff on fab ? Practises , acts ? Info you didn't know ? Is this a good thing ? Or do you need therapy for the trauma of googling , hearing or seeing some of the stuff you have ?

Give us some examples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I first joined Fab I wasn't aware of all the terms. So when someone asked was I into Watersports I politely replied I was from the Midlands and couldn't swim. He thought I was taking the piss

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By *acd03Man
over a year ago

Naughtyville

"When I first joined Fab I wasn't aware of all the terms. So when someone asked was I into Watersports I politely replied I was from the Midlands and couldn't swim. He thought I was taking the piss

No pun intended yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i hadn't heard of munting before fab

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

"So today I had to google another term from a Fab thread to work out what in the name of Jesus the poster was on about .

Are you learning new stuff on fab ? Practises , acts ? Info you didn't know ? Is this a good thing ? Or do you need therapy for the trauma of googling , hearing or seeing some of the stuff you have ?

Give us some examples "

FFS, I hate it when people do that - now I have to Google it

That in itself is enough trauma to warrant my weekly therapy session. My insufficient knowledge and downright stupidity just adds to my insecurities. Did you really have to put a damper on my day after your extremely well thought out, highly original, not copied and pasted fantasy?!

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"So today I had to google another term from a Fab thread to work out what in the name of Jesus the poster was on about .

Are you learning new stuff on fab ? Practises , acts ? Info you didn't know ? Is this a good thing ? Or do you need therapy for the trauma of googling , hearing or seeing some of the stuff you have ?

Give us some examples

FFS, I hate it when people do that - now I have to Google it

Oh no , someone is gonna get upset by the winking emoji

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

"So today I had to google another term from a Fab thread to work out what in the name of Jesus the poster was on about .

Are you learning new stuff on fab ? Practises , acts ? Info you didn't know ? Is this a good thing ? Or do you need therapy for the trauma of googling , hearing or seeing some of the stuff you have ?

Give us some examples

FFS, I hate it when people do that - now I have to Google it

Oh no , someone is gonna get upset by the winking emoji "

Ah shit - sorry Corklad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I’ve learned loads of terms over the years. One I’m seeing now is pegging. Have no idea what that is to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well i hadn't heard of munting before fab

Ah Jesus!

thanks for that Redhott!

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"Well i hadn't heard of munting before fab

Ah Jesus!

thanks for that Redhott! "

What does it mean ?

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"Yeah I’ve learned loads of terms over the years. One I’m seeing now is pegging. Have no idea what that is to be honest.

It’s when a lady makes love to you with a strap on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well i hadn't heard of munting before fab

Ah Jesus!

thanks for that Redhott! "

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well i hadn't heard of munting before fab

Ah Jesus!

thanks for that Redhott!

What does it mean ? "

Google it, i don't want to explain and put people off their dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After the first few times of googling terms I didnt understand here and spending my evening rocking in the corner, i now know better!!

Tayla x

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"After the first few times of googling terms I didnt understand here and spending my evening rocking in the corner, i now know better!!

Tayla x "

This made me lol

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"Well i hadn't heard of munting before fab

Ah Jesus!

thanks for that Redhott!

What does it mean ?

Google it, i don't want to explain and put people off their dinner

That’s not right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well i hadn't heard of munting before fab

Ah Jesus!

thanks for that Redhott!

What does it mean ?

Google it, i don't want to explain and put people off their dinner

That’s not right "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Urban dictionary needs to be taken out and burned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well i hadn't heard of munting before fab

Ah Jesus!

thanks for that Redhott!

What does it mean ?

Google it, i don't want to explain and put people off their dinner

That’s not right

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. Jesus! That can't be unread

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"Urban dictionary needs to be taken out and burned

It’s weird though how widespread the knowledge is of urban terms. There was this surreal thread and a lot of posters kept saying ‘he is talking about her FUPA’ which is a completely obscure and made up part of the anatomy

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

My first month was spend asking a different sexual term everyday

Said I might as well learn from the experts

Mind you sometimes the threads turned into arguments as people couldn't agree on what some of the terms actually meant

Not like fab at all for that to happen really

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

"My first month was spend asking a different sexual term everyday

Said I might as well learn from the experts

Mind you sometimes the threads turned into arguments as people couldn't agree on what some of the terms actually meant

Not like fab at all for that to happen really "

Were you quizzed on them at the end of the month - just to be sure to be sure

I'd have made you sit a test, and none of this multiple choice bullshit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I first joined I didn’t know what squirting was

I politely said no I didn’t, found out what it was and thankfully experienced it shortly after.

I giggle at my naivety at the time every now and then

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"My first month was spend asking a different sexual term everyday

Said I might as well learn from the experts

Mind you sometimes the threads turned into arguments as people couldn't agree on what some of the terms actually meant

Not like fab at all for that to happen really

Were you quizzed on them at the end of the month - just to be sure to be sure

I'd have made you sit a test, and none of this multiple choice bullshit

I'm all right at the theory....its the practical I need help with

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

"My first month was spend asking a different sexual term everyday

Said I might as well learn from the experts

Mind you sometimes the threads turned into arguments as people couldn't agree on what some of the terms actually meant

Not like fab at all for that to happen really

Were you quizzed on them at the end of the month - just to be sure to be sure

I'd have made you sit a test, and none of this multiple choice bullshit

I'm all right at the theory....its the practical I need help with

Yeah, I can see how anyone might need a partner for Romanian pipe or charzarding

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"My first month was spend asking a different sexual term everyday

Said I might as well learn from the experts

Mind you sometimes the threads turned into arguments as people couldn't agree on what some of the terms actually meant

Not like fab at all for that to happen really

Were you quizzed on them at the end of the month - just to be sure to be sure

I'd have made you sit a test, and none of this multiple choice bullshit

I'm all right at the theory....its the practical I need help with

Yeah, I can see how anyone might need a partner for Romanian pipe or charzarding

They both sound wrong and Also never ever carried out by anyone !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My first month was spend asking a different sexual term everyday

Said I might as well learn from the experts

Mind you sometimes the threads turned into arguments as people couldn't agree on what some of the terms actually meant

Not like fab at all for that to happen really

Were you quizzed on them at the end of the month - just to be sure to be sure

I'd have made you sit a test, and none of this multiple choice bullshit

I'm all right at the theory....its the practical I need help with

Yeah, I can see how anyone might need a partner for Romanian pipe or charzarding

They both sound wrong and Also never ever carried out by anyone ! "

I'm really sorry I googled them

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By *ex coupleCouple
over a year ago

wexford

Wat the fuck

How would that word even make it into someone’s every day vocabulary

Sick fucks should be locked up for even using that term or how would you even find out wat it meant unless u were a weirdo or like us googled it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wat the fuck

How would that word even make it into someone’s every day vocabulary

Sick fucks should be locked up for even using that term or how would you even find out wat it meant unless u were a weirdo or like us googled it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Urban dictionary needs to be taken out and burned

FUPA isnt the worst I have seen, I think I really need to sit in blissful ignorance next time I see a term I dont understand.

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"Urban dictionary needs to be taken out and burned

FUPA isnt the worst I have seen, I think I really need to sit in blissful ignorance next time I see a term I dont understand. "

Don’t google some of the suggestions on this one Would be my advice !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well i hadn't heard of munting before fab

Ah Jesus!

thanks for that Redhott!

What does it mean ?

Google it, i don't want to explain and put people off their dinner

That’s not right

Ahaaaa Jasus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Urban dictionary needs to be taken out and burned

FUPA isnt the worst I have seen, I think I really need to sit in blissful ignorance next time I see a term I dont understand.

Don’t google some of the suggestions on this one Would be my advice ! "

To late.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Urban dictionary needs to be taken out and burned

FUPA isnt the worst I have seen, I think I really need to sit in blissful ignorance next time I see a term I dont understand.

Don’t google some of the suggestions on this one Would be my advice !

To late. "

Waaaaaay too late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a beautiful world People, embrace it.

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By *ussyhoundMan
over a year ago

Dungannon

"Wat the fuck

How would that word even make it into someone’s every day vocabulary

Sick fucks should be locked up for even using that term or how would you even find out wat it meant unless u were a weirdo or like us googled it "

That's how they keep their junk trimmed up then, lol there's some sick shit alright

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

"My first month was spend asking a different sexual term everyday

Said I might as well learn from the experts

Mind you sometimes the threads turned into arguments as people couldn't agree on what some of the terms actually meant

Not like fab at all for that to happen really

Were you quizzed on them at the end of the month - just to be sure to be sure

I'd have made you sit a test, and none of this multiple choice bullshit

I'm all right at the theory....its the practical I need help with

Yeah, I can see how anyone might need a partner for Romanian pipe or charzarding

They both sound wrong and Also never ever carried out by anyone ! "

Could only have been done back in the 70s, or in Germany

... and should definitely come with a warning - do not try at home, have a few buckets of water handy, if you do not heed this advice

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Well i hadn't heard of munting before fab

Ye I googled that a while ago when I saw it on here ,it's one you never forget for all the wrong reasons

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Blue Waffle disease....go on look it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just googled that ....I think I'll give up googling now

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Sorry... I would have replied earlier but I was busy with this mornings dirty sanchez

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Might delay breakfast for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Urban dictionary needs to be taken out and burned

FUPA isnt the worst I have seen, I think I really need to sit in blissful ignorance next time I see a term I dont understand.

Don’t google some of the suggestions on this one Would be my advice ! "

Too late for one of the earlier terms, some of them would nearly drive ya to celibacy!!

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By *ombikerMan
over a year ago

the right side of the river

"Yeah I’ve learned loads of terms over the years. One I’m seeing now is pegging. Have no idea what that is to be honest.

It’s when a lady makes love to you with a strap on "

When I heard that first I thought it was clothes pegs on the old nipples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frotting was a new one I heard here first

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

I used to think bumming was when 2 people bumped their bums together. Cringe

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"Frotting was a new one I heard here first

I always knew about that one purely because of living in crowded cities where commuters have Little choice on trains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Docking was my "I did not know that, I wish I still didnt" moment off fab

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"Docking was my "I did not know that, I wish I still didnt" moment off fab"

I need to re google that one

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Mother of Christ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frotting was a new one I heard here first

I always knew about that one purely because of living in crowded cities where commuters have Little choice on trains "

What kinda trains have you been travelling on?

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"[Removed by poster at 16/11/21 09:16:01]"

That made me lol

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Never knew what Stirred The Porridge ment

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

My phone won't let me Google these terms can someone message me what they mean

lol

The curiousity...

B x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My phone won't let me Google these terms can someone message me what they mean

lol

The curiousity...

B x"

Well you definitely know what The Eiffel Tower is

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

"My phone won't let me Google these terms can someone message me what they mean

lol

The curiousity...

B x

Well you definitely know what The Eiffel Tower is

Oh yes I do

B x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A blumken is another cracker

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"A blumken is another cracker

Note to self : don’t google things redhott says

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"My phone won't let me Google these terms can someone message me what they mean

lol

The curiousity...

B x

Well you definitely know what The Eiffel Tower is

I have a confession but I might pm you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A blumken is another cracker

Note to self : don’t google things redhott says "

You know you want to

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"A blumken is another cracker

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.to be fair the reverse blumken is worse

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Felching was another one the forums were responsible for me googling before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have we mentioned Rose budding yet?

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

I once saw someone mention an Alaska pipeline in a thread like this and the curiosity got the better of me.

Well I am no longer curious and I no longer Google what these terms mean.

Ignorance is bliss folks

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"I once saw someone mention an Alaska pipeline in a thread like this and the curiosity got the better of me.

Well I am no longer curious and I no longer Google what these terms mean.

Ignorance is bliss folks

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"I once saw someone mention an Alaska pipeline in a thread like this and the curiosity got the better of me.

Well I am no longer curious and I no longer Google what these terms mean.

Ignorance is bliss folks

Ah fuck i just Google it....Damn you Ger Damn you

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"I once saw someone mention an Alaska pipeline in a thread like this and the curiosity got the better of me.

Well I am no longer curious and I no longer Google what these terms mean.

Ignorance is bliss folks

Ah fuck i just Google it....Damn you Ger Damn you

sorry Lolly

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I once saw someone mention an Alaska pipeline in a thread like this and the curiosity got the better of me.

Well I am no longer curious and I no longer Google what these terms mean.

Ignorance is bliss folks

Remember that thread alright

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

"I once saw someone mention an Alaska pipeline in a thread like this and the curiosity got the better of me.

Well I am no longer curious and I no longer Google what these terms mean.

Ignorance is bliss folks

Remember that thread alright

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Eiffel Tower the higher you go the better the view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just Googled munting... Mother of God who would do that ??????

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"My phone won't let me Google these terms can someone message me what they mean

lol

The curiousity...

B x

Well you definitely know what The Eiffel Tower is

I have a confession but I might pm you"

Ok so people are suggesting Eiffel towers now at meets because of its use on the forums. This is very very bad

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Just googled lots of things during a break at work . There are some very bad people on this thread

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By *illyouup400Man
over a year ago

City

My stupid moment with abbreviations....

Well how was i to know that

LoL wasn't 'lots of love'

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By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman
over a year ago

Cork

"Well i hadn't heard of munting before fab

Ah Jesus!

thanks for that Redhott!

What does it mean ?

Google it, i don't want to explain and put people off their dinner

OMFG...What is wrong with some people

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By *ex coupleCouple
over a year ago

wexford

Wonder did anyone ever do this , just curious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FUPA no problem there

Munting...urban dictionary provided 3 descriptions...1 was particularly distasteful.

Sometime you are better off not knowing....now I can't unknown munting

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