FabSwingers.com forum: Roast me....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haven't done one of these in a while.

Roast the profile above you.

Remember it's ment to be fun so try to keep it friendly

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

From Limerick but wont admit it

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By *acd03Man
over a year ago

Naughtyville

Himself and his DevineDestiny's arse on him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Himself and his DevineDestiny's arse on him

Shaved a 6 pack into his chest in profile pic

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By *acd03Man
over a year ago

Naughtyville

Correction, that is a well-insulated six pack

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Over use of the word moistness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Over use of the word moistness

Secretly loves dick pics :P

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Over use of the word moistness

Secretly loves dick pics :P"

Ummm something about something..

I dunno I started to read the profile to get some material and lost the will to live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Over use of the word moistness

Secretly loves dick pics :P

Ummm something about something..

I dunno I started to read the profile to get some material and lost the will to live"

I mean thats fair enough

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Secretly named herself after the Aqua song Dr Jones

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Ever heard of waxing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loves dick pics

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

"Loves dick pics"

Has tits so big you could put a nipple in each ear and listen to yourself cumming in stereo!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a fetish for pissing into bedroom drawers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has a fetish for pissing into bedroom drawers"

Showing the flexibility of a steel pipe

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By *ollybirdWoman
over a year ago

east Cork

"Has a fetish for pissing into bedroom drawers

Showing the flexibility of a steel pipe"

Doesn’t want to see vaginas so maybe a penis instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe she has a gorgeous pair of boobs but her profile is hidden so I can’t see

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Cheesey complements

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By *acd03Man
over a year ago

Naughtyville

Telephone tits.......ie they are big enough to have one in yer mouth and one in yer ear at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Practices his cum shot face in the mirror..

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

"Practices his cum shot face in the mirror.."

Dyes his pubes gold

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Practices his cum shot face in the mirror..

Dyes his pubes gold"

Don do you want us to show you how to get a camera in focus

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

Get your cock on a short leash first

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By *Sparkie.Man
over a year ago

Ratoath

Got his name from robbing drapery off clothes lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clearly doesn't know how to change a lightbulb. That is not a lamp sparkie!

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

Gravity defying penis

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Bit of an arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is really Paul Hollywood..

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

Cool in a way only an old guy can manage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

47 year old with the bum of a 57 year old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your boxers are like an unwanted Christmas present

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loves dick pics

Has tits so big you could put a nipple in each ear and listen to yourself cumming in stereo!!!

I'm actually roaring hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loves dick pics

Has tits so big you could put a nipple in each ear and listen to yourself cumming in stereo!!!

I'm actually roaring hahaha"

Shrink wrap under lots of tension !!

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By *onnrodMan
over a year ago

moira

Not a whole lot to say really

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Not a whole lot to say really"

Feckin useless at changing light bulbs

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By *onnrodMan
over a year ago

moira

"Not a whole lot to say really

Feckin useless at changing light bulbs "

Over-caffeinated

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Not a whole lot to say really

Feckin useless at changing light bulbs

Over-caffeinated

And he ran over my foot

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Auld flat ares but he's sound as fook with alway good advice

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

Curly Wurly

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

The young lady who can’t decide if her name is a question or a statement….

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Loser or winner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

90s porn star

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"90s porn star"

More than one handful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"90s porn star

More than one handful!"

Possibly 19

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By *acd03Man
over a year ago

Naughtyville

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"90s porn star

More than one handful!

Possibly 19"

Could thar be 38 hands ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"90s porn star

More than one handful!

Possibly 19

Could thar be 38 hands ? "

Not if one only had one hand

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By *onnrodMan
over a year ago

moira

Needs 5G to be able to send tit pics

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Likes to watch Netflix on his phone just before his next Sumo wrestling match.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waits patiently for his mam to teach him how to close his trousers

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Not his ass downloaded the pic from a Christmas Catalogue

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

"Not his ass downloaded the pic from a Christmas Catalogue

Thought she was sound...then I copped the Liverpool jersey!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought he was sound.. then realised he was a Southsider

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Thought he was sound.. then realised he was a Southsider

A Dub say no more........

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By *quinnMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"Thought he was sound.. then realised he was a Southsider

A Dub say no more........

Lolly doesnt actually enjoy pints at all, she only drinks sparkling water but wants the men to think she does

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Thought he was sound.. then realised he was a Southsider

A Dub say no more........

Lolly doesnt actually enjoy pints at all, she only drinks sparkling water but wants the men to think she does

Lives in a bathroom

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

Possibly the most liked man on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Username sounds like your the Godfather of the tool mafia

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

Name sounds like an Eastenders character

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By *ussyhoundMan
over a year ago

Dungannon

When is the 2.1 updated coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has never heard of gillette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His top looks like it was used to clean up every females time of the month on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His top looks like it was used to clean up every females time of the month on fab

touché good sir!

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By *ondalingerMan
over a year ago

City center

My granny has better beard growth

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A bit of a slow starter

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Mario wants his look back

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By *ondalingerMan
over a year ago

City center

"Mario wants his look back

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literally dying lol

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

"Mario wants his look back

literally dying lol"

He thinks "going commando" means wearing green boxers!!!

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By *itandhotCouple
over a year ago

citywest

Hairy arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hairy arse

Can't find the flash on their camera phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Performs in a Hearsay tribute act.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the sports gear but no idea

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

Been sucking diesel again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been sucking diesel again"

Fantasy.. Don Draper

Reality.. Dick Whitman

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

His belly button is the only hole he gets to stick his dick in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been sucking diesel again

Fantasy.. Don Draper

Reality.. Dick Whitman

Everyday is Halloween to him

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

Go Leinster!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey miss lolly, I'm right beside terenure, if you fancy a coffee on Thursday? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't know how to PM.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

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Can't make up his mind

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

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Can't make up his mind

She's nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/11/21 16:28:33]

Can't make up his mind

She's nice

Be careful round this time of year with that turkey neck

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Should have gone to specsavers

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Should have gone to specsavers

Is excellent at navigating roundabouts

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Should have gone to specsavers

Is excellent at navigating roundabouts

Rubbish dance teacher

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Should have gone to specsavers

Is excellent at navigating roundabouts

Rubbish dance teacher

Uses so much botox to look 40 he can't smile anymore

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

"Should have gone to specsavers

Is excellent at navigating roundabouts

Rubbish dance teacher

Uses so much botox to look 40 he can't smile anymore "

From Kildare....'nuff said!!

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Should have gone to specsavers

Is excellent at navigating roundabouts

Rubbish dance teacher

Uses so much botox to look 40 he can't smile anymore "

"A boney arsed bog man!"

Name the film!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like the guy from Sparks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has boobies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has boobies"

Will smoother from holding his breath in

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Has boobies

Will smoother from holding his breath in "

Should rename himself smallsack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has boobies

Will smoother from holding his breath in "

Grow a pair of balls

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Has boobies

Will smoother from holding his breath in

Grow a pair of balls

A bit dodgy

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Has boobies

Will smoother from holding his breath in

Should rename himself smallsack

All tits ...no brains

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

"Has boobies

Will smoother from holding his breath in

Should rename himself smallsack

All tits ...no brains "

All arse,no tits!!!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Has boobies

Will smoother from holding his breath in

Should rename himself smallsack

All tits ...no brains

All arse,no tits!!! "

Could grow a pony tail out of his arse hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has boobies

Will smoother from holding his breath in

Should rename himself smallsack

All tits ...no brains

All arse,no tits!!!

Could grow a pony tail out of his arse hair "

Arms could grow 4 foot to fit into his sleeves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has boobies

Will smoother from holding his breath in

Should rename himself smallsack

Excellent burn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has boobies

Will smoother from holding his breath in

Should rename himself smallsack

Excellent burn "

it was to be fair, but I’ve a new pic from a better angle uploading so check back soon

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

"Has boobies

Will smoother from holding his breath in

Should rename himself smallsack

Excellent burn

it was to be fair, but I’ve a new pic from a better angle uploading so check back soon

No sack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has boobies

Will smoother from holding his breath in

Should rename himself smallsack

Excellent burn

it was to be fair, but I’ve a new pic from a better angle uploading so check back soon

No sack

Moley hole

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

"Has boobies

Will smoother from holding his breath in

Should rename himself smallsack

Excellent burn

it was to be fair, but I’ve a new pic from a better angle uploading so check back soon

No sack

Moley hole

Last chicken in Tesco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A crack that goes on for miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A crack that goes on for miles"

Owns one pair of boxers

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"A crack that goes on for miles

Owns one pair of boxers"

Doesn't own any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A crack that goes on for miles

Owns one pair of boxers

Doesn't own any "

Commando all the way!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"A crack that goes on for miles

Owns one pair of boxers

Doesn't own any

Commando all the way!"

Can't really say anything with the Leonard Cohen reference in your profile

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

Wolf boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A crack that goes on for miles

Owns one pair of boxers

Doesn't own any

Commando all the way!

Can't really say anything with the Leonard Cohen reference in your profile "

If it's a Cohen line you're after...

I'm your man.

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Awful taste in music

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

"Awful taste in music

It's rare I'm stuck for words

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Awful taste in music

It's rare I'm stuck for words"

What's seldom is wonderful

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

Got kicked out of the chippendales sticking turf down his y fronts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to be a hard man …..couldn’t be any softer if he tried

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

He's so fast he's cum and gone in 30 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just too damn nice

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Just too damn nice"

Lee looks great in red lingerie in the profile picture all the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just too damn nice

Lee looks great in red lingerie in the profile picture all the same "

He’s full of bog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likes a lil tlc on his cheek lol

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Ever heard of blurring out your pictures not scribble on them

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"Ever heard of blurring out your pictures not scribble on them

Actually lives in Dalkey and loves Caviar

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Ever heard of blurring out your pictures not scribble on them

Actually lives in Dalkey and loves Caviar "

Going on the pup payment for christmas since his pantomime Snow White and the seven perverts was cancelled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever heard of blurring out your pictures not scribble on them

Actually lives in Dalkey and loves Caviar

Going on the pup payment for christmas since his pantomime Snow White and the seven perverts was cancelled "

That it? This fella couldn’t roast a chicken

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Like his name its the only action he'll ever get

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

Has a wardrobe the size of a bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Says the man who takes his last name from someone who makes clothes

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Says the man who takes his last name from someone who makes clothes

Trying to get a jumper over his big head since October

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Says the man who takes his last name from someone who makes clothes

Trying to get a jumper over his big head since October "

Using a magnifying glass to make things smaller

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

"Says the man who takes his last name from someone who makes clothes

Eh.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

must have just woke up !!!

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

His dick is certainly awake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never outgrew fiddling with his bits despite his parents' best efforts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Models herself on Blanch from the Golden Girls

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Models herself on Blanch from the Golden Girls

All he wants for Christmas is new sparkly baubles to go with his sparkly dick

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"Models herself on Blanch from the Golden Girls

All he wants for Christmas is new sparkly baubles to go with his sparkly dick "

Chewbaccas stunt double

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"Models herself on Blanch from the Golden Girls

All he wants for Christmas is new sparkly baubles to go with his sparkly dick

Chewbaccas stunt double"

Was a bit tied up so couldn’t do the bdsm test

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Won't need a new jumper for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Won't need a new jumper for Christmas "

Needs a better tripod

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

"Won't need a new jumper for Christmas

Needs a better tripod

Hasn't figured out that pink roses go in a vase,not your Gooter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Won't need a new jumper for Christmas

Needs a better tripod

Hasn't figured out that pink roses go in a vase,not your Gooter!"

Has plenty of hair for the winter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Won't need a new jumper for Christmas

Needs a better tripod

Hasn't figured out that pink roses go in a vase,not your Gooter!

Has plenty of hair for the winter "

Long if sack short if brain

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By *quinnMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"Won't need a new jumper for Christmas

Needs a better tripod

Hasn't figured out that pink roses go in a vase,not your Gooter!

Has plenty of hair for the winter "

Actually has a very average sized sack...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Won't need a new jumper for Christmas

Needs a better tripod

Hasn't figured out that pink roses go in a vase,not your Gooter!

Has plenty of hair for the winter

Actually has a very average sized sack..."

Slow off the mark

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

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"Won't need a new jumper for Christmas

Needs a better tripod

Hasn't figured out that pink roses go in a vase,not your Gooter!

Has plenty of hair for the winter

Actually has a very average sized sack...

Slow off the mark"

Hasn't a clue where she's going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His kitchen hygiene leaves a lot to be desired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeps losing his contacts on hotel room floors

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Keeps losing his contacts on hotel room floors"

She bent down to pick up a penny as she's notoriously tight and some lad who lost his contacts parked his bike between her arse cheeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keeps losing his contacts on hotel room floors

She bent down to pick up a penny as she's notoriously tight and some lad who lost his contacts parked his bike between her arse cheeks.

Is a pathological liar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real name is Lee Casey.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Real name is Lee Casey."

Real name is Dustybin 321

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Nothing like Vin Diesel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing like Vin Diesel

Smuggles raisins everywhere she goes

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