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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fabbers,

There has been, to my eyes, a worrying upsurge in the trading of body parts (arms, legs, kidneys and even testicles) for the opportunity to spend time with some of our fellow fabbers.

So my question to you forumites is:

What would you give for an evening with me?

T's and C's apply:

1. The OP may accept more than one offer.

2. The acceptance of any offers is for the chance of an an evening with the OP, it does not guarantee the same.

3. Any Testicles offered need to be pickled

4. As always boobs to the front of the queue this does not affect your statutory consumer rights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

A reeses advent calendar

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

Does trading of bodily secretions count too...only I've just left a turd in the toilet

Open to offers in exchange thereof if OP passes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does trading of bodily secretions count too...only I've just left a turd in the toilet

Open to offers in exchange thereof if OP passes "

Firstly ewwwwww

Secondly get your own thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A reeses advent calendar "

In the lead so far....

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin


"Does trading of bodily secretions count too...only I've just left a turd in the toilet

Open to offers in exchange thereof if OP passes

Firstly ewwwwww

Secondly get your own thread"

That's me told

Toodlepips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steak meal at a Wetherspoon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Steak meal at a Wetherspoon "

Wetherspoons?

Ah here lads at least pretend to like me

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin


"Steak meal at a Wetherspoon

Wetherspoons?

Ah here lads at least pretend to like me"

Ok, so...I'll whisk you off in my imaginary helicopter to Paris for a rosmantic candlelit dinner, afterwards we walk hand in hand down the paved walkways into divine and orgasmic ecstasy at the best hotel money can buy...

Only I can't afford it currently and I generally don't buy people's affection

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I clipped my toenails this morning I could gather them up and offer them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm donating my menopot to this worthy cause

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By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago

Sensual Center

I just tidy up my 4 inch arm pit hair ...I have it bagged with a red bow closing it ...mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I clipped my toenails this morning I could gather them up and offer them. "

Can they be arranged into a picture or kind message first at least?

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"I clipped my toenails this morning I could gather them up and offer them.

Can they be arranged into a picture or kind message first at least?"

Sigh you're very demanding but I'll see what I can do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm donating my menopot to this worthy cause"

I had to Google that

I assume that's Lee's from comfort eating?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just tidy up my 4 inch arm pit hair ...I have it bagged with a red bow closing it ...mr "

Well at least you can give Bo some tips on presentation at least

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"I just tidy up my 4 inch arm pit hair ...I have it bagged with a red bow closing it ...mr

Well at least you can give Bo some tips on presentation at least"

Well now I'm highly insulted I painted them red and wrapped them up in a piece of unused loo paper for you and that's the thanks I get for all that effort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm donating my menopot to this worthy cause

I had to Google that

I assume that's Lee's from comfort eating?"

Dammit, let me have just one thing for myself, will you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just tidy up my 4 inch arm pit hair ...I have it bagged with a red bow closing it ...mr

Well at least you can give Bo some tips on presentation at least

Well now I'm highly insulted I painted them red and wrapped them up in a piece of unused loo paper for you and that's the thanks I get for all that effort. "

C'mon Bo that wasn't stated in your initial entry and this is all out war....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm donating my menopot to this worthy cause

I had to Google that

I assume that's Lee's from comfort eating?

Dammit, let me have just one thing for myself, will you"

Fine, you can keep the menopot

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"I just tidy up my 4 inch arm pit hair ...I have it bagged with a red bow closing it ...mr

Well at least you can give Bo some tips on presentation at least

Well now I'm highly insulted I painted them red and wrapped them up in a piece of unused loo paper for you and that's the thanks I get for all that effort.

C'mon Bo that wasn't stated in your initial entry and this is all out war....

"

Ah see I'm more of a lover than a fighter that is the issue so

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Neither of us would want to waste a whole evening, so I'd offer you my opinion on a topic of your choice over a morning coffee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Neither of us would want to waste a whole evening, so I'd offer you my opinion on a topic of your choice over a morning coffee. "

It's scary enough getting your opinions from behind a screen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id help with with that jumper you are struggling to remove since September. It looks like it may be a bit too tight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A ticker to the Late Late Toy Show!!"

DONE... CLOSE THE THREAD!!!!!!!!

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare


"Id help with with that jumper you are struggling to remove since September. It looks like it may be a bit too tight "

Rub, you are so smooth im here laughing and thinking what a charmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id help with with that jumper you are struggling to remove since September. It looks like it may be a bit too tight

Rub, you are so smooth im here laughing and thinking what a charmer "

Its all tongue in cheek you know

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare

is it bad I don't want to give away body parts to spend the night with someone??

hmm I may get cracking it would seem

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare


"Id help with with that jumper you are struggling to remove since September. It looks like it may be a bit too tight

Rub, you are so smooth im here laughing and thinking what a charmer

Its all tongue in cheek you know "

ohhhh I know, I really do

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