FabSwingers.com forum: Strangest request

By *un biguy OP Man
over a year ago

belfast

So without naming the person.

What’s the most random or strangest request you’ve had on here ?!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A request to meet the next day.

Told them to read my profile.

That's fine was the reply we're happy to meet socially and we'll even pay for the coffee.

What about the plane ticket? I asked.

What plane ticket? they enquired.

The one I'll need to get to America to meet you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some guy asked me did I have access to a printer

I asked what for. He wanted to email me a photo of his wife, me to print it out and wank over it on cam while he watched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked by a couple if I’d like to meet himself first so he could suck me off before a meet with his wife. I doubt he had a wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked by a couple if I’d like to meet himself first so he could suck me off before a meet with his wife. I doubt he had a wife

That's a bit sus alright

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Was asked once if a guy could watch us, while he fucked a watermelon.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Was asked to meet in a hotel room if yes could he bring some fruit and vegetables....

Me.....Unless your planning on making soup followed by a fruit salad that would be a NO

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

"Was asked once if a guy could watch us, while he fucked a watermelon."

Other fruits are available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was asked to meet in a hotel room if yes could he bring some fruit and vegetables....

Me.....Unless your planning on making soup followed by a fruit salad that would be a NO

WHAT!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was asked once if a guy could watch us, while he fucked a watermelon."

Again. WHAT!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was asked once if a guy could watch us, while he fucked a watermelon."

It will be a while before I get that image out of head!! Christ.

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Was asked once if a guy could watch us, while he fucked a watermelon.

Again. WHAT!!!!!!

Ah sure, hey .. just a bit of American Pie

only this is cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked by a couple if I’d like to meet himself first so he could suck me off before a meet with his wife. I doubt he had a wife

That's a bit sus alright"

Definitely.

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

Was once asked to ride a fellas sister while he was in the next room.

He loved hearing her getting off with fellas.

Apparently he’d tell me what pub she was in, I’d chat her up, back to the gaff, give her a bit of how’s your father and he’d be pulling himself asunder in the next room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple asked me to call to their house, I was told that the door would be open, himself would be sitting in the corner wanking, his wife would be tied up and blindfolded on the couch. The orders were to walk in, dont speak to anyone, fuck her and leave.

It was just a bit too freaky for me so I declined the offer

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Tbh at this stage I would find someone wanting to meet up on a 1:1 basis for missionary sex a bit weirder than pretty much anything else

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By *un biguy OP Man
over a year ago

belfast

"Tbh at this stage I would find someone wanting to meet up on a 1:1 basis for missionary sex a bit weirder than pretty much anything else "

I’m with you on that one lol

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

"Was once asked to ride a fellas sister while he was in the next room.

He loved hearing her getting off with fellas.

Apparently he’d tell me what pub she was in, I’d chat her up, back to the gaff, give her a bit of how’s your father and he’d be pulling himself asunder in the next room"

We got this one too! I wonder if it was the same guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was asked once if a guy could watch us, while he fucked a watermelon."

That is the weirdest shit ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was asked once if a guy could watch us, while he fucked a watermelon.

That is the weirdest shit ever."

Some people are fruity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was once asked to ride a fellas sister while he was in the next room.

He loved hearing her getting off with fellas.

Apparently he’d tell me what pub she was in, I’d chat her up, back to the gaff, give her a bit of how’s your father and he’d be pulling himself asunder in the next room"

No this is the weirdest shit ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was asked once if a guy could watch us, while he fucked a watermelon.

That is the weirdest shit ever.

Some people are fruity"

Imagine the sounds

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

"Was once asked to ride a fellas sister while he was in the next room.

He loved hearing her getting off with fellas.

Apparently he’d tell me what pub she was in, I’d chat her up, back to the gaff, give her a bit of how’s your father and he’d be pulling himself asunder in the next room

We got this one too! I wonder if it was the same guy "

It had to be, there couldn’t be two people that weird

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

"Was once asked to ride a fellas sister while he was in the next room.

He loved hearing her getting off with fellas.

Apparently he’d tell me what pub she was in, I’d chat her up, back to the gaff, give her a bit of how’s your father and he’d be pulling himself asunder in the next room

We got this one too! I wonder if it was the same guy

It had to be, there couldn’t be two people that weird"

Must have been the same guy that asked me to meet him and he told me he would be wearing his sister's knickers

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By *3nsesMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Was once asked to ride a fellas sister while he was in the next room.

He loved hearing her getting off with fellas.

Apparently he’d tell me what pub she was in, I’d chat her up, back to the gaff, give her a bit of how’s your father and he’d be pulling himself asunder in the next room

We got this one too! I wonder if it was the same guy

It had to be, there couldn’t be two people that weird

Must have been the same guy that asked me to meet him and he told me he would be wearing his sister's knickers

And did you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked by a couple if I’d like to meet himself first so he could suck me off before a meet with his wife. I doubt he had a wife

That's a bit sus alright

Definitely.

Think that’s a bit of a Cock & Bull story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was once asked to ride a fellas sister while he was in the next room.

He loved hearing her getting off with fellas.

Apparently he’d tell me what pub she was in, I’d chat her up, back to the gaff, give her a bit of how’s your father and he’d be pulling himself asunder in the next room"

Bog Brother is watching you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was asked once if a guy could watch us, while he fucked a watermelon.

That is the weirdest shit ever.

Some people are fruity"

Maybe he was gonna have flute salad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A couple asked me to call to their house, I was told that the door would be open, himself would be sitting in the corner wanking, his wife would be tied up and blindfolded on the couch. The orders were to walk in, dont speak to anyone, fuck her and leave.

It was just a bit too freaky for me so I declined the offer

I had a meet like that. Without the tied up part and in a hotel but nothing said. At all.

Wouldnt have said its the freakiest request by a long shot.

Id share but don't like pretending that anything really freaks me out at this stage

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Yeah the cat fight one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was asked once if a guy could watch us, while he fucked a watermelon."

Thats fucking weird.

Shag all grip in a watermelon.

Allegedly

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By *orkcouple81Couple
over a year ago

west

"Yeah the cat fight one"

Would he have been from Limerick? Same fella asked us about that twice if not 3 different times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was asked once if a guy could watch us, while he fucked a watermelon."

And you turned this down

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Yeah the cat fight one

Would he have been from Limerick? Same fella asked us about that twice if not 3 different times"

Yeah i think he mailed a few times from diff profiles. Very strange

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Was asked once if a guy could watch us, while he fucked a watermelon."

Thats brilliant lol I wonder does he eat the watermelon afterwards

Its been so long I forgot how to reply & quote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked by a couple if I’d like to meet himself first so he could suck me off before a meet with his wife. I doubt he had a wife

That's a bit sus alright

Definitely.

Think that’s a bit of a Cock & Bull story

Why do you say that? He messaged me about a threesome. We chatted for a while and then wanted to meet up to suck me off before having a go at the threesome. As I said I doubt there was a wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was asked once if a guy could watch us, while he fucked a watermelon."

Lol ha ha

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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Word for word… I couldn’t try to retype this one!

Ok I soo want to ease my aching cock gently and

softly deep in your sexy ass. You soo need to poo.

I can feel it I'm soo turned on. I ask you to push it

out on my cock and cake. I can pee fully erect. I'm

soo deep inside you as I empty my full bladder. I

then lay you down and fuck your pussy as your ass

gushes then your pussy explodes. You then wank

me cock and I shoot all over your tits as we

passionately kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Word for word… I couldn’t try to retype this one!

Ok I soo want to ease my aching cock gently and

softly deep in your sexy ass. You soo need to poo.

I can feel it I'm soo turned on. I ask you to push it

out on my cock and cake. I can pee fully erect. I'm

soo deep inside you as I empty my full bladder. I

then lay you down and fuck your pussy as your ass

gushes then your pussy explodes. You then wank

me cock and I shoot all over your tits as we

passionately kiss"
no fuckin way!!

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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Word for word… I couldn’t try to retype this one!

Ok I soo want to ease my aching cock gently and

softly deep in your sexy ass. You soo need to poo.

I can feel it I'm soo turned on. I ask you to push it

out on my cock and cake. I can pee fully erect. I'm

soo deep inside you as I empty my full bladder. I

then lay you down and fuck your pussy as your ass

gushes then your pussy explodes. You then wank

me cock and I shoot all over your tits as we

passionately kiss no fuckin way!!

That’s exactly what I said…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Word for word… I couldn’t try to retype this one!

Ok I soo want to ease my aching cock gently and

softly deep in your sexy ass. You soo need to poo.

I can feel it I'm soo turned on. I ask you to push it

out on my cock and cake. I can pee fully erect. I'm

soo deep inside you as I empty my full bladder. I

then lay you down and fuck your pussy as your ass

gushes then your pussy explodes. You then wank

me cock and I shoot all over your tits as we

passionately kiss no fuckin way!!

That’s exactly what I said…..

"
ah in fairness...he did say kiss passionately lol

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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Word for word… I couldn’t try to retype this one!

Ok I soo want to ease my aching cock gently and

softly deep in your sexy ass. You soo need to poo.

I can feel it I'm soo turned on. I ask you to push it

out on my cock and cake. I can pee fully erect. I'm

soo deep inside you as I empty my full bladder. I

then lay you down and fuck your pussy as your ass

gushes then your pussy explodes. You then wank

me cock and I shoot all over your tits as we

passionately kiss no fuckin way!!

That’s exactly what I said…..

ah in fairness...he did say kiss passionately lol "

I’d definitely go along with it for that passionate kiss…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Word for word… I couldn’t try to retype this one!

Ok I soo want to ease my aching cock gently and

softly deep in your sexy ass. You soo need to poo.

I can feel it I'm soo turned on. I ask you to push it

out on my cock and cake. I can pee fully erect. I'm

soo deep inside you as I empty my full bladder. I

then lay you down and fuck your pussy as your ass

gushes then your pussy explodes. You then wank

me cock and I shoot all over your tits as we

passionately kiss no fuckin way!!

That’s exactly what I said…..

ah in fairness...he did say kiss passionately lol

I’d definitely go along with it for that passionate kiss…..

"
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Word for word… I couldn’t try to retype this one!

Ok I soo want to ease my aching cock gently and

softly deep in your sexy ass. You soo need to poo.

I can feel it I'm soo turned on. I ask you to push it

out on my cock and cake. I can pee fully erect. I'm

soo deep inside you as I empty my full bladder. I

then lay you down and fuck your pussy as your ass

gushes then your pussy explodes. You then wank

me cock and I shoot all over your tits as we

passionately kiss no fuckin way!!

That’s exactly what I said…..

ah in fairness...he did say kiss passionately lol

I’d definitely go along with it for that passionate kiss…..

lol

"
love to chat with you pixe x

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By *ickheadcuntCouple
over a year ago

Cork Ireland

Got offered 5k to fuck cunty

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

Why are watermelon suddenly so popular?

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By *relandboy1Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Word for word… I couldn’t try to retype this one!

Ok I soo want to ease my aching cock gently and

softly deep in your sexy ass. You soo need to poo.

I can feel it I'm soo turned on. I ask you to push it

out on my cock and cake. I can pee fully erect. I'm

soo deep inside you as I empty my full bladder. I

then lay you down and fuck your pussy as your ass

gushes then your pussy explodes. You then wank

me cock and I shoot all over your tits as we

passionately kiss"

I don’t shock easily but this WTAF!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After reading all this I don’t feel bad anymore for having a hardcore nylon/tights fetish

Weird #1 Was the fella with the sister next door, WTF

Weird #2 The Watermelon

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare

this past week I was asked could this dude come to My house and clean it while wearing a nappy, however I'd need to be shouting abuse at him while he cleaned..I am not here knocking his kink but we hadn't even said hello before...

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare

another dude wanted to fuck his mother so he asked me to be her...I was absolutely raging im now in that age category!!! im the 'older mum'

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I presume everyone had the guy ask did you ever get caught wanking by your mother as a teenager .......just me then

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By *hemanforallseasonsMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Was once asked to ride a fellas sister while he was in the next room.

He loved hearing her getting off with fellas.

Apparently he’d tell me what pub she was in, I’d chat her up, back to the gaff, give her a bit of how’s your father and he’d be pulling himself asunder in the next room"

Haha I have received the exact same request. Has to be the same fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was once asked to ride a fellas sister while he was in the next room.

He loved hearing her getting off with fellas.

Apparently he’d tell me what pub she was in, I’d chat her up, back to the gaff, give her a bit of how’s your father and he’d be pulling himself asunder in the next room

We got this one too! I wonder if it was the same guy

It had to be, there couldn’t be two people that weird

Must have been the same guy that asked me to meet him and he told me he would be wearing his sister's knickers

That’s very similar to the guy who wanted me to meet him and that I would wear his girlfriends worn knickers

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare

"Was once asked to ride a fellas sister while he was in the next room.

He loved hearing her getting off with fellas.

Apparently he’d tell me what pub she was in, I’d chat her up, back to the gaff, give her a bit of how’s your father and he’d be pulling himself asunder in the next room

We got this one too! I wonder if it was the same guy

It had to be, there couldn’t be two people that weird

Must have been the same guy that asked me to meet him and he told me he would be wearing his sister's knickers

That’s very similar to the guy who wanted me to meet him and that I would wear his girlfriends worn knickers

ohhh stop that now!!! oh lord I'm here laughing and equally horrified lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The defecate on a glass table while he was underneath it kind of made me sick. The cat fight was another one. Always the same bloody mail too.

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

About a month ago a guy asked if I wanted to f*** him and his dad.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"The defecate on a glass table while he was underneath it kind of made me sick. The cat fight was another one. Always the same bloody mail too. "

I worked with a guy in the 80's who used to say his favorite chat up line was " I'd eat a mile of your shite if I thought your arse was at the end of it"

His number one kink was to have someone crap on a glass coffee table while he was underneath it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About a month ago a guy asked if I wanted to f*** him and his dad."

I got that one too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The defecate on a glass table while he was underneath it kind of made me sick. The cat fight was another one. Always the same bloody mail too.

I worked with a guy in the 80's who used to say his favorite chat up line was " I'd eat a mile of your shite if I thought your arse was at the end of it"

His number one kink was to have someone crap on a glass coffee table while he was underneath it "

was he on fab about 7 years ago

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Haven't a clue..funnily enough we lost touch

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By *ollybirdWoman
over a year ago

east Cork

"another dude wanted to fuck his mother so he asked me to be her...I was absolutely raging im now in that age category!!! im the 'older mum'

I got this one also.

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By *arythatsmeWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"The defecate on a glass table while he was underneath it kind of made me sick. The cat fight was another one. Always the same bloody mail too. "

Oh my gosh!! I got asked to do the defecating on a glass coffee table while he was underneath too

I consider myself unshockable usually but that one knocked me for six

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here'sa weird one.

I was offered a job as a politician so I could fuck the whole country.

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

"Here'sa weird one.

I was offered a job as a politician so I could fuck the whole country. "

Take it you didn’t take the job …

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By *aptorman160Man
over a year ago

navan

Thank you all who shared there stories I was having a crap day until I read this. between watermelons and glass tables Iam crying laughing here. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I meet you to suck your cock... Weirdest thing on here for me... I said yes

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By *nceuponatimecplCouple
over a year ago

The edge of town

"I presume everyone had the guy ask did you ever get caught wanking by your mother as a teenager .......just me then

That wouldn't have been possible. When my mother was a teenager I wasn't even born!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I presume everyone had the guy ask did you ever get caught wanking by your mother as a teenager .......just me then

That wouldn't have been possible. When my mother was a teenager I wasn't even born!"

I did mean it the other way round but are you telling me Back To The Future couldn't happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My underware hid some where for a total stranger and he wanted to pay for it. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My underware hid some where for a total stranger and he wanted to pay for it. Lol "

You told me you wouldn't mention the money on offer publicly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My underware hid some where for a total stranger and he wanted to pay for it. Lol

You told me you wouldn't mention the money on offer publicly

Was it you lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My underware hid some where for a total stranger and he wanted to pay for it. Lol

You told me you wouldn't mention the money on offer publicly

Was it you lol. "

of course not. I could get them off ya for free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My underware hid some where for a total stranger and he wanted to pay for it. Lol

You told me you wouldn't mention the money on offer publicly

Was it you lol.

of course not. I could get them off ya for free

Really you think? Aren't you cocky lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My underware hid some where for a total stranger and he wanted to pay for it. Lol

You told me you wouldn't mention the money on offer publicly

Was it you lol.

of course not. I could get them off ya for free

Really you think? Aren't you cocky lol

Awk only so you could beat me with your assortment of weapons to take them back, I'm not a thief

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