FabSwingers.com forum: *** Fake Tan Shortage Alert ***

By *ofusplus OP Couple
over a year ago

Limerick

Fake tan lovers are currently *freaking out* with the news that a supply shortage is going to hit Ireland.

The vital ingredient ethoxydiglycol, which is used in a wide variety of tan, skin cream and beauty products is in short supply due to a disruption in the global supply chain.

Let the mass hysteria begin! Mrs

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

What about Veet

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

If hot pics is anything to go by there is zero shortage at the moment

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Can they not use ronseal instead?

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By *t777Woman
over a year ago

close by

Tea is a good tanner

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By *ensualnFunCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Can they not use ronseal instead?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea is a good tanner"

Thats bullshit I drink 5 cups a day and I'm pale as fuck

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By *adhatter and coCouple
over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

Oh heck I better bulk buy it for next weekend .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta wonder how much damage all that stuff does to the environment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would Tanora or some Tango drinks be a suitable workaround?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea is a good tanner

Thats bullshit I drink 5 cups a day and I'm pale as fuck"

Ever tried a diet exclusively consisting of carrots?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love natural milky white skin by the way.

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

City Centre, Dublin

After the last 18 months

HAVEN’T THE PEOPLE SUFFERED ENOUGH?

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

I've a load of cuprinol in my shed if anyone's stuck. I miscalculated how much garden fencing I have. It's oak finish which might suit some skintones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've a load of cuprinol in my shed if anyone's stuck. I miscalculated how much garden fencing I have. It's oak finish which might suit some skintones. "

I small bit of Fence Life left over also..... can apply it to the lucky lady!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

We can set a pop up spray tan area in my room in the hotel next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure why would you need fake tan on this tropical island of ours x

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Tea is a good tanner

Thats bullshit I drink 5 cups a day and I'm pale as fuck

Ever tried a diet exclusively consisting of carrots?

20/20 vision and we promise you won't look orange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s gas, was in a chemist today getting me flu jab and ladies were buying loads of the stuff.

On a side note, me a man, prefer women to look natural but obviously it is totally up the person.

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By *adhatter and coCouple
over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

"We can set a pop up spray tan area in my room in the hotel next week "

Will you do waxing too it’s a long time since I’ve partied

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

I have a secret stash, just send me a PM and I’ll sort you out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A white Christmas so for some.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"We can set a pop up spray tan area in my room in the hotel next week

Will you do waxing too it’s a long time since I’ve partied

Since you asked politely Ill buy some strips....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a knock on effect, I think we will see a drop in new pillow case and bed sheet sales and also washing machine detergent because of this.

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By *adhatter and coCouple
over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

"I have a secret stash, just send me a PM and I’ll sort you out

I’ll send you a before and after .

The before pic is me looking like an albino yeti and the second will be hopefully a tangoed smooth look

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By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago

Sensual Center

Just apply lots of Fanta Orange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine going to a meet, wedding, diner dance un-tangoed... the horror & shame of it...how could you be seen out in public with pale , pasty while Irish complexion

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Photo filters may need tweaking a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My time to shine with my pasty white skin!

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By *adhatter and coCouple
over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

"Imagine going to a meet, wedding, diner dance un-tangoed... the horror & shame of it...how could you be seen out in public with pale , pasty while Irish complexion"

If it was in a castle me in the photo would look like an ghostly apparition

Most haunted would be in then to perform an exorcism

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Just googled it

It is a solvent for dyes, nitrocellulose, paints, inks, and resins. It is a component of wood stains for wood, for setting the twist and conditioning yarns and cloth, in textile printing, textile soaps, lacquers, penetration enhancer in cosmetics, drying varnishes and enamels, and brake fluids. It used to determine the saponification values of oils and as a neutral solvent for mineral oil-soap and mineral oil-sulfated oil mixtures (giving fine dispersions in water)

So plenty alternatives

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By *ofusplus OP Couple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Just googled it

So plenty alternatives "

Well luckily I store a years supply in case of a disastrous world shortage but it's great that the caring Fab folk have suggested some fantastic tanning alternatives

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

On a related topic , do we need a thread on penetration enhancers ?

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"On a related topic , do we need a thread on penetration enhancers ? "

F**k, quick! Must buy more lube!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luckily for me i don't use it really maybe the very odd time.

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

"I've a load of cuprinol in my shed if anyone's stuck. I miscalculated how much garden fencing I have. It's oak finish which might suit some skintones.

I small bit of Fence Life left over also..... can apply it to the lucky lady!"

Could probably mix in a bit of white spirit if they want to make it last longer...

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"What about Veet

What do you care grizzly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a knock on effect, I think we will see a drop in new pillow case and bed sheet sales and also washing machine detergent because of this."

Thats a plus for the environment then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can they not use ronseal instead?"

Does exactly what it says on the skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can they not use ronseal instead?

Does exactly what it says on the skin

Clever! How are you able to pun this early in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a stash we are okay ladies. Now some of them have a green tinge but sure who will notice lol

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

I've a few gift sets bought as Xmas pressies,Start the bidding

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas....

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

Wonder will it be the same for the dove gradual tan. Cause that's what I use..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can they not use ronseal instead?

Does exactly what it says on the skin

Clever! How are you able to pun this early in the morning.

It's never too early to go for a pun

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"I have a stash we are okay ladies. Now some of them have a green tinge but sure who will notice lol"

The Grinch for Christmas

DD, that deserves a photo for us

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By *ofusplus OP Couple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Can they not use ronseal instead?

Does exactly what it says on the skin

Clever! How are you able to pun this early in the morning.

It's never too early to go for a pun

Love a nice pun tan in the summer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good love a bit of pale skin. Sick of seeing shades of orange all over the place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I the only one who doesn't get the hype for tan? If prefer to be pale than orange.

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Am I the only one who doesn't get the hype for tan? If prefer to be pale than orange. "

I'm with you all the way on the fake tan!!! Haven't seen many who can pull a fake tan off as natural looking!

Cherry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I the only one who doesn't get the hype for tan? If prefer to be pale than orange. "

No, you're not

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

So ...any men wear the fake tan apart from body builders

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By *ealOne74Man
over a year ago

limerick

Can'tthey just get real tan?

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Hope the Salon don't get busier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I the only one who doesn't get the hype for tan? If prefer to be pale than orange. "

Mad thing is over in Asia the sales are all about skin lightener.

Theres some notion of 'ideal' being put out there and its basically no matter who you are, you arent it! theres companies making a fortune off it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I the only one who doesn't get the hype for tan? If prefer to be pale than orange.

Mad thing is over in Asia the sales are all about skin lightener.

Theres some notion of 'ideal' being put out there and its basically no matter who you are, you arent it! theres companies making a fortune off it

Marketing is all about exploiting our insecurities....

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"We can set a pop up spray tan area in my room in the hotel next week "

What’s the etiquette with posting one’s room number on the forum ? Asking for a friend

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Am I the only one who doesn't get the hype for tan? If prefer to be pale than orange.

No, you're not"

Nope I don't wear it either. I never could get it on without streaks so I stay pale now .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's never too early to go for a pun

Love a nice pun tan in the summer

That's just punderful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was in town after work plenty of tan on the shelves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's never too early to go for a pun

Love a nice pun tan in the summer

That's just punderful

Nooo! this punning tan't go on

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