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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Like the three smallest bones in the body are in the middle ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could fill a book with unless info I seem to know...im like a sponge for soaking up useless nuggets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are 300 Billion stars in our Galaxy, the Milky Way. There are 3 Trillion Galaxies in the Universe. Space is staggeringly enormous. All built just for us!! Now doesn't that give you a big head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a fact that i am sitting here drinking a cup of hot chocolate and eating chocolate. Lol feeling useless now.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

There's on average 100,000 hairs on your head..

150,000 if your Blonde

110,000 if your Brown/Black

90,000 if your Red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a fact that i am sitting here drinking a cup of hot chocolate and eating chocolate. Lol feeling useless now.

Chocolate is bad for you and that’s another fact

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By *hio76Man
over a year ago

leinster

You can't lick your own elbow

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"There are 300 Billion stars in our Galaxy, the Milky Way. There are 3 Trillion Galaxies in the Universe. Space is staggeringly enormous. All built just for us!! Now doesn't that give you a big head.

All built just for us?

Is that a fact

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"It's a fact that i am sitting here drinking a cup of hot chocolate and eating chocolate. Lol feeling useless now.

Chocolate is bad for you and that’s another fact

Dark chocolate is good for you in moderation.

Fact

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"There's on average 100,000 hairs on your head..

150,000 if your Blonde

110,000 if your Brown/Black

90,000 if your Red

Fuck all if your bald like

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"There's on average 100,000 hairs on your head..

150,000 if your Blonde

110,000 if your Brown/Black

90,000 if your Red

Not on mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/11/21 22:18:12]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Typical bodies have a series of symmetrical aspects… such as the arm span is same as height; your foot typically fits in the space from the inside elbow to wrist, the length of the ring finger versus the index figure has been shown to indicate, among other things, penis size, risk persona (longer ring finger mean more risky), and general levels of testosterone in men …

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"There's on average 100,000 hairs on your head..

150,000 if your Blonde

110,000 if your Brown/Black

90,000 if your Red

Fuck all if your bald like "

Haha oooh I hear ye im still rocking the covid look

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By *rish HorseMan
over a year ago

Newry / Armagh/ Dunboyne

Ireland had the greenest grass in the world

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

The German for "contraceptive" is Schwangerschaftsverhütungsmittel.

By the time you've finished saying it, it's too late.

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By *ubmale55Man
over a year ago

inthesticks

Well if space was built just for us, then all other species on all the planets with life are fucked as we can't even manage to look after this one.

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By *ubmale55Man
over a year ago

inthesticks

And sweet f all if you're bald like me!!!

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By *ubmale55Man
over a year ago

inthesticks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a fact that i am sitting here drinking a cup of hot chocolate and eating chocolate. Lol feeling useless now.

Chocolate is bad for you and that’s another fact

In moderation is not bad for you, fact lol.

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

A giraffe can lick its own ears……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first measure of Mt everest clocked it at exactly 29,000 feet. The scientists doing the survey measured it again to be sure & when they got the same result they said people will think we estimated the height so they added 2 feet on to make it seem more realistic

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The Human head weighs 8 pounds, learnt that from Jerry Maguire

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

The oldest mountains in Ireland are the slieve blooms here in laois..

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

Do u know ur foot is the length between ur elbow and ur wrist.. #pretty woman

Go on try it for urself!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A giraffe can lick its own ears……"
I read that far too quick and thought ears was arse.. lol

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"Do u know ur foot is the length between ur elbow and ur wrist.. #pretty woman

Go on try it for urself!!! "

Nearly broke a hip trying that, thanks a bunch….

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"A giraffe can lick its own ears…… I read that far too quick and thought ears was arse.. lol "

Might be able to do that too, I’m not sure….

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

If u do it lying down it avoids hazards of the hip lol

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"If u do it lying down it avoids hazards of the hip lol "

I was lying down…..

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

"If u do it lying down it avoids hazards of the hip lol

I was lying down…..

U must have big shoes

nice!!!

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"If u do it lying down it avoids hazards of the hip lol

I was lying down…..

U must have big shoes

nice!!! "

Well you know what they say….

Probably explains why I’m continually referred to as a clown….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In ancient Rome the concept of gay straight had less relation to the sex/gender of people involved. Rather it was the idea of active and receptive roles. With receptive being seen as scandalously embarrassing for a man. Graffiti at Pompeii shows political insults such as showcasing a rival being penetrated anally. I won't get started on the boy stuff. A women who cheated could be murdered by her husband. Ironically, up to recently society spoke of a woman's "virtue". Vir is the Latin word for "man" (see similarity to Gaelige "Fear" ) so a womans virtue is literally her manhood, whilst women were simultaneously denied the liberation that manhood supposedly offered men.

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

"If u do it lying down it avoids hazards of the hip lol

I was lying down…..

U must have big shoes

nice!!!

Well you know what they say….

Probably explains why I’m continually referred to as a clown….

U know what they say about shoe size.. Always found bonzo the clown strangely interesting

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"If u do it lying down it avoids hazards of the hip lol

I was lying down…..

U must have big shoes

nice!!!

Well you know what they say….

Probably explains why I’m continually referred to as a clown….

U know what they say about shoe size.. Always found bonzo the clown strangely interesting

Well I am funny to look at…..

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

"If u do it lying down it avoids hazards of the hip lol

I was lying down…..

U must have big shoes

nice!!!

Well you know what they say….

Probably explains why I’m continually referred to as a clown….

U know what they say about shoe size.. Always found bonzo the clown strangely interesting

Well I am funny to look at…..

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By *ady ChatterleyWoman
over a year ago

Athlone

There's more protein in men's sperm than a medium pork chop...The little things I remember

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"The oldest mountains in Ireland are the slieve blooms here in laois..

Turns out driving through them when going from Galway to Kilkenny isn’t the quickest route

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By *ondalingerMan
over a year ago

City center

Pigeons die after sex

Well the one i had sex with did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a fact that i am sitting here drinking a cup of hot chocolate and eating chocolate. Lol feeling useless now.

Chocolate is bad for you and that’s another fact

In moderation is not bad for you, fact lol. "

Then bring some to Galway at the end of the month and we can have some in moderation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't lick your own elbow

I told a child this once and was instantly disagreed with.Sure enough right there in front of me , licked each elbow one after the other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot water will freeze quicker than cold water...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Hot water will freeze quicker than cold water..."

*can, rather than will, and in very specific conditions

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

You can't drive from north Leitrim into south Leitrim without leaving the county first, or else being a woman driver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot water will freeze quicker than cold water...

*can, rather than will, and in very specific conditions "

Like an ice cube tray?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pigeons die after sex

Well the one i had sex with did"

Hahaha very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In saunas when they don't smell right, it's body fat not being cleaned off properly.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"In saunas when they don't smell right, it's body fat not being cleaned off properly. "

As in off the timber or a person taking a shower before hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteers be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe

Hpapy tuseady evreynoe x

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteers be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe

Hpapy tuseady evreynoe x

Clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirrels cant burp

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Horses,rats and rabbits can't vomit.

Penguins can control blood flow to their feet to stop them freezing .

Most men's left testicle hangs lower than their right one.

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

"There's more protein in men's sperm than a medium pork chop...The little things I remember "

A quick Google says that there’s approx 5g of protein per 100ml of semen.

The average ejaculation is approx 5ml.

An average pork chop has 24g of protein.

Myth busted

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Horses,rats and rabbits can't vomit.

Penguins can control blood flow to their feet to stop them freezing .

Most men's left testicle hangs lower than their right one. "

Most men are now checking their testicles

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Most men are now checking their ejaculates

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By *enguin1Man
over a year ago

The sticks

"Horses,rats and rabbits can't vomit.

Penguins can control blood flow to their feet to stop them freezing .

Most men's left testicle hangs lower than their right one. "

Me bleedin feet are freezing today

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"Horses,rats and rabbits can't vomit.

Penguins can control blood flow to their feet to stop them freezing .

Most men's left testicle hangs lower than their right one.

Me bleedin feet are freezing today

Funny in a surreal kind of way. Like. A bit Noel fielding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In saunas when they don't smell right, it's body fat not being cleaned off properly.

As in off the timber or a person taking a shower before hand "

Timber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hpapy tuseady evreynoe x

Love this it made me giggle thanks smiling is always good.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"In saunas when they don't smell right, it's body fat not being cleaned off properly.

As in off the timber or a person taking a shower before hand

Timber "

Wow...every sauna i go to is nude sitting on towels...now I know why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In saunas when they don't smell right, it's body fat not being cleaned off properly.

As in off the timber or a person taking a shower before hand

Timber

Wow...every sauna i go to is nude sitting on towels...now I know why "

Why because they like the smell of body fat? Lol

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Hot water will freeze quicker than cold water..."

Water will also boil at a lower temperature at higher altitudes. So at sea level water will boil at 100degrees C while on top of Mt Everest it would boil at 68degrees C. Good luck getting a kettle and extension lead up there though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In saunas when they don't smell right, it's body fat not being cleaned off properly.

As in off the timber or a person taking a shower before hand

Timber

Wow...every sauna i go to is nude sitting on towels...now I know why "

Spliters?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"In saunas when they don't smell right, it's body fat not being cleaned off properly.

As in off the timber or a person taking a shower before hand

Timber

Wow...every sauna i go to is nude sitting on towels...now I know why

Spliters?"

I'm not sitting on pallets ....its good stuff

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Horses,rats and rabbits can't vomit.

Penguins can control blood flow to their feet to stop them freezing .

Most men's left testicle hangs lower than their right one.

Me bleedin feet are freezing today

control your blood flow other areas might need it more

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Horses,rats and rabbits can't vomit.

Penguins can control blood flow to their feet to stop them freezing .

Most men's left testicle hangs lower than their right one.

Most men are now checking their testicles "

I'd be willing to help them out if they need a hand

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Horses,rats and rabbits can't vomit.

Penguins can control blood flow to their feet to stop them freezing .

Most men's left testicle hangs lower than their right one.

Most men are now checking their testicles

I'd be willing to help them out if they need a hand

Ive a warm breath just incase it's cold when Bo does her checks

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Horses,rats and rabbits can't vomit.

Penguins can control blood flow to their feet to stop them freezing .

Most men's left testicle hangs lower than their right one.

Most men are now checking their testicles

I'd be willing to help them out if they need a hand

Ive a warm breath just incase it's cold when Bo does her checks

And two would be better than one at checking as well Lolly it's good to be thorough in such things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *man79Man
over a year ago

newry dundalk. warrenpoint

My car keys are lost

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Eamonn Ryan

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"Eamonn Ryan "

Snap I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My useless fact is...

Mitochondrial DNA is DNA passed from a mother only to her offspring.

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"My useless fact is...

Mitochondrial DNA is DNA passed from a mother only to her offspring.

I expect you two quiz masters to have a load of facts. Was gonna do an anti sheep today but there was so much too house work to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My useless fact is...

Mitochondrial DNA is DNA passed from a mother only to her offspring.

I expect you two quiz masters to have a load of facts. Was gonna do an anti sheep today but there was so much too house work to do "

Come back anti sheep! All is forgiven!

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Crucially, although I have a large stock of so-called useless facts stored within my cerebral cortex, I have an even larger repertoire of useful knowledge that I can easily draw upon to ease my passage thru this life.

And since 1999, I have been able to draw upon a colossal body of information via the www.

There is no such thing as a useless fact, simply information for which one does not have an immediate identifiable use, but which mat at some stage become useful.

For example, I read widely about the lifestyle, aka swinging; you would be surprised what is acceptable, sometimes required at meets in other countries.

Type into Google Scholar, key words and have a look at the research reports available. Interesting material, which some might define as useless, but not if you intend to meet swingers from, for example, Sweden, Norway of Finland.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Gosh, is that the time already?

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