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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OK following on for the other thread, let's have a laugh

Are you easy? Are you cheap? ( Now it's only a laugh) some profiles look for payment or reward ( shocking carry on)

What's your fee?

Coffee and cake with cream is mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheaper than the budgie. Red doritos and thats all it takes

If you add cheese, salsa, jalapeños & sour cream with them for homemade nachos with that you have me on toast

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Kisses...deep deep kisses

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cheaper than the budgie. Red doritos and thats all it takes

If you add cheese, salsa, jalapeños & sour cream with them for homemade nachos with that you have me on toast "

Oh I love a treat of

Grapes, green olives, gherkins, tuc crackers, hummus, some relish and cheese apple wood smoked cheddar mmmm

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Flat White no milk no sugar and Red Velvet cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kisses...deep deep kisses "

They not allowed on this thread ( I'm not getting any so it's all about food )

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Axe throwing contest. If they win ill buy them cake/bun and coffee/tea

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Kisses...deep deep kisses

They not allowed on this thread ( I'm not getting any so it's all about food )"

Ok my favourite cake would be a chocolate éclair so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fee is just be sane!

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

For me it would have to be smooth galaxy chocolate with a lovely cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My fee is just be sane! "

That's extortionate rates

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow


"My fee is just be sane! "

Ah ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frantically writing all this down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My fee is just be sane!

Ah ffs"

Your a good actor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just listen to me waffle on for a bit and I'm all yours

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

A cock pic in my inbox works every time

I'll meet you like - looks at watch - now... local service station in 5 minutes - who needs coffee, buns or - God forbid, any smalltalk?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My fee is just be sane!

Ah ffs"

That's you out

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin


"A cock pic in my inbox works every time

I'll meet you like - looks at watch - now... local service station in 5 minutes - who needs coffee, buns or - God forbid, any smalltalk?! "

In saying that...a bag of peanut M&Ms or a Cadbury's cream egg will buy you extra time

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow


"My fee is just be sane!

Ah ffs

Your a good actor "

Which one of us are you talking to

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By *t777Woman
over a year ago

close by

Tea, chat and of course kisses

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"A cock pic in my inbox works every time

I'll meet you like - looks at watch - now... local service station in 5 minutes - who needs coffee, buns or - God forbid, any smalltalk?!

In saying that...a bag of peanut M&Ms or a Cadbury's cream egg will buy you extra time "

If only I shared my m&ms

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By *ilverfox74Man
over a year ago

dublin offaly

If I had to charge a fee it would be a mocha with a nice velvet donut or 2 or loads

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin


"A cock pic in my inbox works every time

I'll meet you like - looks at watch - now... local service station in 5 minutes - who needs coffee, buns or - God forbid, any smalltalk?!

In saying that...a bag of peanut M&Ms or a Cadbury's cream egg will buy you extra time

If only I shared my m&ms "

They'd be faulty goods from you

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Apricots

Stollen cake

Mocha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A cock pic in my inbox works every time

I'll meet you like - looks at watch - now... local service station in 5 minutes - who needs coffee, buns or - God forbid, any smalltalk?!

In saying that...a bag of peanut M&Ms or a Cadbury's cream egg will buy you extra time "

I'm anyones for a creme egg

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By *igglefunWoman
over a year ago

Cork

Latte and a nice lemon tart

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By *obshortMan
over a year ago

Cork

This is easy. Just be yourself, a coffee with a sticky toffee cup cake and be open to having a few laughs. The rest will fall into place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im easy to please, someone just has to tickle my fancy hahaha

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Tea, chat and of course kisses"

Kisses are not allowed I was told ....

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By *ecentguy321Man
over a year ago

nearby

You had me at hello….

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You had me at hello…."

Hello

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo


"Im easy to please, someone just has to tickle my fancy hahaha "

If you get me tayto cheese and onion I'll bring my feather duster for your fancy

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Anyone fancy a donut at all like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supermacs or coffee and applepie

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By *aughty9ieMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Plain and simple a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat

Its not much to ask but so many meets ruined

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in


"Anyone fancy a donut at all like "

Blast ya was just about to say coffee and a nice donut

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Plain and simple a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat

Its not much to ask but so many meets ruined "

Would two plums not be better

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"Supermacs or coffee and applepie"

Ye had me at Supermacs

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Beginning to think the next social I organise with DD is going to be in the Kinnegad Plaza.....all tastes catered for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really don't look for much.

A blowjob and then immediately leave me alone.

Doesn't cost a cent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Letting me play with big ol’ boobies and I’ll be putty in your hands!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Beginning to think the next social I organise with DD is going to be in the Kinnegad Plaza.....all tastes catered for "

All roads lead to kinnegad

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Chocolate buttons ( the giant ones ) and use to be diet but can't remember the last time I had it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crispy creme Boston doughnuts and Im anyones

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Chocolate buttons ( the giant ones ) and use to be diet but can't remember the last time I had it "

Noted

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest


"My fee is just be sane! "

Exactly this... can buy my own coffee and cake...

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth


"Flat White no milk no sugar and Red Velvet cake "

What about the supermacs??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hope everyone is making notes than you can pm someone and offer them a coffee or a bag of tayto or a sane man

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"Flat White no milk no sugar and Red Velvet cake

What about the supermacs??"

That to if it's in the afternoon or evening

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth


"Flat White no milk no sugar and Red Velvet cake

What about the supermacs??

That to if it's in the afternoon or evening "

We still have unfinished business you and I lol

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By *onnrodMan
over a year ago

moira

Show up naked,

Bring beer...

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By *mmmm300Woman
over a year ago

cork

Barry's tea with a custard and cream pastry. Nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love food and the cinema so it's keep it simple kind of thing. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope everyone is making notes than you can pm someone and offer them a coffee or a bag of tayto or a sane man "

I've a journal going here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beginning to think the next social I organise with DD is going to be in the Kinnegad Plaza.....all tastes catered for "

Supermacs. That's me sorted

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Beginning to think the next social I organise with DD is going to be in the Kinnegad Plaza.....all tastes catered for

Supermacs. That's me sorted "

Too much on in November....definitely December

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My fee is just be sane!

Exactly this... can buy my own coffee and cake... "

You picked one of the hardest things to find

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By *t777Woman
over a year ago

close by


"Tea, chat and of course kisses

Kisses are not allowed I was told .... "

Oh Bog since when???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im easy to please, someone just has to tickle my fancy hahaha

If you get me tayto cheese and onion I'll bring my feather duster for your fancy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The profile is hidden, so I think a search light might be required

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By *ottie00Woman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Anyone fancy a donut at all like "

Ahem....

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By *ottie00Woman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Hope everyone is making notes than you can pm someone and offer them a coffee or a bag of tayto or a sane man

I've a journal going here lol"

DD did state..."sane man"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope everyone is making notes than you can pm someone and offer them a coffee or a bag of tayto or a sane man

I've a journal going here lol

DD did state..."sane man" "

I deliberately skipped over that one

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Tea, chat and of course kisses

Kisses are not allowed I was told ....

Oh Bog since when???"

DD says its all about the food

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

A pack of southern chipsticks and a bottle of tanora

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

Jaffa cakes obvs.

But really, like a person you were pleased to meet, in public, sober.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Costa cappuccino with a dash of caramel please and thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Id kill for a coffee and cake right about now

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

A nice smile, I’m easily pleased

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

While I love good coffee and cake...Vino and a cheese board even better

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I was going to say anything with nuts in it but that's an entire website

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By *humper22Woman
over a year ago

waterford


"Cheaper than the budgie. Red doritos and thats all it takes

If you add cheese, salsa, jalapeños & sour cream with them for homemade nachos with that you have me on toast "

My speciality add grated cheese and under the grill delicious

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By *humper22Woman
over a year ago

waterford


"This is easy. Just be yourself, a coffee with a sticky toffee cup cake and be open to having a few laughs. The rest will fall into place. "

Salted caramel cake

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By *humper22Woman
over a year ago

waterford

A nice bottle of savingon blanc

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Agreeing to a meet and not being reported to any authorities, blocked or unnecessarily assaulted by the end would keep me happy…..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare

if someone is sane and sound that's enough for me

throw in a oatmilk cappuccino and im like putty

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"if someone is sane and sound that's enough for me

throw in a oatmilk cappuccino and im like putty "

Duly noted….

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By *man79Man
over a year ago

newry dundalk. warrenpoint

Any of you guys see my car keys?

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare


"if someone is sane and sound that's enough for me

throw in a oatmilk cappuccino and im like putty

Duly noted…. "

a man who takes notes and pays attention..well I never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of Bucky and I'd do anything.

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"if someone is sane and sound that's enough for me

throw in a oatmilk cappuccino and im like putty

Duly noted….

a man who takes notes and pays attention..well I never "

Well here’s you chance….

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare


"if someone is sane and sound that's enough for me

throw in a oatmilk cappuccino and im like putty

Duly noted….

a man who takes notes and pays attention..well I never

Well here’s you chance…. "

Duly noted...( )

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

What on earth has happened to this thread? Does anyone even know what it's about??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffa cakes and cold milk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What on earth has happened to this thread? Does anyone even know what it's about?? "

The plan was to say what you'd like and than hopefully someone would offer a wee social,

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare


"What on earth has happened to this thread? Does anyone even know what it's about??

The plan was to say what you'd like and than hopefully someone would offer a wee social, "

and its working a treat missy.xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What on earth has happened to this thread? Does anyone even know what it's about??

The plan was to say what you'd like and than hopefully someone would offer a wee social,

and its working a treat missy.xxx "

Good to hear

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By *lay rock69Man
over a year ago

monaghan

Cup of tea and a kiss or two

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