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The best pick up lines for when you're elderly

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere

You've a lovely smile...would you like to put those teeth in a glass on my bedside locker...

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

That's some piece of wood you have there.....is the walking stick Ash or Oak

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Your teeth are gorgeous, where did you get them.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"That's some piece of wood you have there.....is the walking stick Ash or Oak "

Can I have a feel of your ash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just got a new stairlift installed, wanna take it for a spin

I'm clearly terrible at pick up lines

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

With the new hips and knees and the bad back and l got gasto problems also

Can we talk about sex then actually doing it

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Do you like wine gums? Well take your teeth out and wine your gums around this here !

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By *aughty9ieMan
over a year ago

Dublin

My Alzheimer's must be acting up I can't remember seeing a woman as good looking as you

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Do you have a lend of an oxygen tank.....cause you took my breath away

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Id love to sink my teeth into your ass but they might just stay there....

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Hey do you come here often?

Seriously i can't remember

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Do you know who I am cos I can't remember?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I pick something up for you?

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Hey do you come here often

Where are we

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I said... DO YOU FANCY A FUCK??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do ya want to see my varicose veins

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"I said... DO YOU FANCY A FUCK??"

I said... YES BUT YOU NEED TO CHANGE THE BATTERIES IN YOUR HEARING AID FIRST...

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'll bet your inbox is full of CPR messages

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"I said... DO YOU FANCY A FUCK??

I said... YES BUT YOU NEED TO CHANGE THE BATTERIES IN YOUR HEARING AID FIRST... "

THANKS BOB

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Pick your boobs up off the floor and we'll go for a slow walk

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

City Centre, Dublin

Is that a pocket full of werthers originals or are you happy to see me?

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"Pick your boobs up off the floor and we'll go for a slow walk "

Or just tuck them into your socks

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

So do all your teeth come out??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaysus you look horny as fuck in them surgical stockings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ould wan drying up is better than a young wan opening up

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

My heart is aching for you.

No seriously, I think I'm having a heart attack.

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By *carlettsBruceCouple
over a year ago

Cullybackey

You have lovely teeth, are they your own?

(I actually got asked this ??)

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By *acd03Man
over a year ago

Naughtyville

"Here yongfella hyye! ...... this is my bus pass and entitles me to ride YOU"

Well if you say so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did you say" my hearing aids on the blink

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I want you to suck....oh no not a worthers original....I was on about something else.

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo

Would your carer mind looking after the two of us

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